>tfw you'll never have amazing zero-g sec with samus
It's Betty you son of a pig. The name is Betty
nvm i meant to say cutsey moeshit artstyle like >>267416331
if only you guys didnt repost the same pics each time you make this thread
tfw everyone who thinks that whoever mains zss is a tryhard tourney faggot now I just want to main my love godamnit
She's already married to Bill Trennen
>Tfw samus will never fart in your face
I'm sorry I don't know the names well. Halo?
>Those fanservice animes that have a girl fellating a popsicle before getting it all over her impossibly large natural breasts
JUST FUCKING DO PORN ALREADY
/v/ is moe when they argue about things they don't understand
So you mean you'd rather not think about Samus moving her ass in a circular motion atop your face, pressing down periodically as her hands dance across your legs and inner thighs, never giving you the sensation you so badly crave?
/v/ does not give a fuck about what moot thinks anymore.
Why is Samus in fancy dresses so hot?
Samus is my favorite!!
What if Samus looked like this?
She does look good in anything.
Reminder that Samus/Palutena is Smash OTP
>Moefags need to make all this shit up to justify their shitty animes
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Samus so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Samus every night before bed, thanking me for the live he've been given
>"Samus is love" I say. "Samus is life"
>My Dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Samus
>I called him a cunt
>My Dad slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>Oh shit! is motherfucking Ridley!
>I'm so scared
>Ridley whispers in to my ear, "Groarrrrr"
>Ridley grabs me with his powerful space pirate hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm not ready
>He spread my ass cheeks
>Ridley penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, he is too big for me
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I don't want to please Ridley
>Ridley roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My Dad walks in
>Ridley looks him straight in the eye and says. "Grooooooooool"
>Ridley leaves through the window
>Ridley is love, Ridley is life
>samus will never crush your balls with her heels
>Why does Samus always look so angry?
Because she's single.
It's only shiny because of how sweaty she gets in it.
You've seen people wearing latex suits in real life, anon, and you've heard all the complaints about the chafing and itchiness. Don't you want to help her get out of it?
>you will never welcome samus home from a long mission with a hot meal
>you will never cuddle with her on the couch and watch space TV
>you will never give her a full body massage while she vents about space pirates
which eventually leads to sex
You're implying she's even accustomed to normal human graces
Welcoming Samus home would probably involve a lot of nudity because she doesn't understand why people react the way they do to the sight of her perfect, voluptuous curves
Then it's not sexy by your own admission and you shouldn't have a problem with it. Not that you would have a problem with an attractive woman being attractive in the first place, surely.
It's like Reddit came here, was told it wasn't welcome, and then got mad and tried to claim it was a part of 4chan which at that point was probably correct. You fuckers don't even remember any of the other chan movements or e-sports because you're literally retarded.
>less personality than Lightning's toenail
Samusfags are the highest form of autism
In his defense, moot has been right at least one time.
>I'm a massive SJW with big feminazi ideals and white knight tendencies, and I browse tumblr.
Okay. If you hated the zero suit because it looks too good for you, you just had to say so. The strange part is that you don't just move on to some burka wearing waifu if Samus is too attractive.
Can you feel it bro?
>all this inaccurate fanart
Meanwhile, in the real world...
Anita considers Samus more misogynist than Princess Peach.
She's absolutely correct.
>Samus is too sexualized, all her ending outfits are too revealing! What should we do Anita?
>I know, let's cover her entirely in latex so that she can't show off her figure or skin at all!
>fags oogling over here without her suit on
these fucking plebs don't even know whats hot anymore
She looks like a man in that one.
I would totally fuck the shit out of her Other M suit though.
>Can't show off her figure
You're in a thread full of fan art that disputes this. Further more, the zero suit makes more sense as something to wear under the power suit than some short shorts and a half top. Only 3rd wave dislike the zero suit. They see it as some kind of objectifier of Samus. In other words "Sexy women are bad because LOL why not?".
>You're in a thread full of fan art that disputes this.
Really? Because the photos in a bikini where she's ACTUALLY showing off her figure is showing it off far better than covering it in a shitty balloon, tumblrwhale. Are you so fixated on the Zero Suit so it can hide your fat rolls when cosplaying or something?
>Further more, the zero suit makes more sense as something to wear under the power suit than some short shorts and a half top.
Why? Because you watched Eva, one of the shittiest and most over-rated anime of all time?
>Only 3rd wave dislike the zero suit.
No, only Smashfags like the Zero Suit. Literally nobody else besides them and Sakamoto do, because they know that full body condoms are retarded and not sexy at all. Fuck off back to tumblr already.
The bikini pics where she has a fish face and anemic figure? If that's what you like then you're probably gay, or an SJW. Retarded, too, if you think a skin tight suit does anything to hide the curves that you can clearly see in the zero suit shots.
The zero suit makes more sense as an under suit because it has no seams or metallic bits like other clothes do. This would make it more comfortable under the armour. Body suits are more sci-fi to boot.
It's a shame how badly the feminazis have you under their spell. You're a white knight pawn and you don't even realise it.