"Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Video game maker."
After a long hiatus from the E3 Games (fry cook games) episode, it's time we get this shit started.
Bring me your huddle masses of NEETS and I will shape them into my image.
Sorry for any inconsistent file name jumps, realized I made more images than I may need.
And I'll go down in history, someday. And there will be a kiosk with my name on it in all the GameStops of the world!
Dude, you're publishing shit indies on your store. Calm down.
Uncultured casual. 9am. Time to let the gaymers in. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer!
Hi, Sony! Are you winning this conference, too?
Nintendo? Games? Wait! This is Steam! Come back! You gotta be kidding.
This is great! You and me in making games together. So, where's the publisher?
You are the teacher? To my wagglan? This isn't video games, it's Heaven.
How retarded can you be not to read the thread more than 2 posts in?
Yeah. Grab a little piece of Heaven and let's get on with it.
I'm ready, Mr. Nogamesstation.
So, you wanna be an video game developer, eh, Nintendo?
Well, making video games is not all fun and games. It's a lot of hard work. Ok. First, repeat after me: I have no talent.
If I'm lucky, some 3rd party devs will publish games on my console!
Whatever. Ok. Since you're telling me you have no prior concepts, we'll have to start from shooters.
Why is it that every time you do this OP, there is a ton of jelly shitposters? The last one alone had to be stretched out because of all the shitposters.
Still props to you OP.
Can someone email moot and tell him to limit quotes to 3 or 4? This superquote shitposting is getting out of hand.
OP personifies game companies through Spongebob. Just sit back and enjoy the show.
Well, as someone who tried doing one of these, I say don't give up.
Still a shame. I have no idea why it becomes so shitty when you do this bit we can have a decent SpongeSmash thread.
What the!? How the? A perfectly fresh new IP? Do it again. Show your process.
>Nintendogaf instigating another console war thread.
Problem is there's more children/teens on this board than ever before. Becomes really obvious when you see this level of shit posting. I mean I get it, you teenagers are angry because no one cares about your opinions, but come on. Calm down.
Looky, Sony. It's you and me comparing exclusives. That's you on the bottom.
I call it: Making a decent port. You take a game and make a better game out of it. See?
But /v/ is constantly dickhugging sony as of late even with no games. Yeah nintendo gets dickhugged but its not nearly as much as sony. Also nintendo threads actually talk about the games. Sony threads always start off with claiming said mediocre looking exclusive will be GOAT and inciting a console war.
poor sony, nobody should be this burned
even if it's true
Do you want to learn to make games, or not?
I'm sorry, Sony, I'll listen.
I have 155 images made of the entire episode, this'll go on for multiple threads if it has to. Also thank you mods.
Alright, Nintendo, pay close attention. Look at your console. Visualize the games within. And...gently...
Sometimes I wonder how this fucks can be so funny
I-I mean, this isn't a video game. A good game takes... more time. You can't just make games Willie-Nillie. You've got to go by the jews. Follow the money!
>You've got to go by the jews. Follow the money!
Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Besides, you've got the framerate wrong. There, now it's a cinematic game.
If you're not familiar with this episode, Squidward puts a nose like his on the statue.
Well, sometimes you can make a shitty game without following the money, just ask Suda51
>As if the exclusives to your system are just going to fall right out of the 360! Hahaha, fall right out of the 360!
>WE'RE FALLING RIGHT OUT OF THE 360! WE'VE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD
>*Halo games arrange in perfect collection*
>PRAISE THE MICROSOFT! LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOO
Ohhh, it's so obvious. I would've never thought of that! I'm sorry, Sony. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shoved your lessons. I'll never be a great game dev like you! I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve to be your competition.
You know, while this is funny and all, I'm still mad at the hacks who made driveclub and The Order
It's 100% the exact same thing as the ROB threads. They're fun, actually VIDYA related threads that get shitposters, meanwhile there's 11 waifu and dragonball z threads up.
I absolutely hate this breed of shit posters.
How can you say a game is good if you are not playing it.
Or am I missing something here? like, are you saying that the game should be approached in the sameway as the room and hands where the good parts are watching your friends grief when you show them the movie?
I disagree and you hate fun apparently
here's some Filia, have a good night
If you're not having fun, you're welcome to try finding a different thread and hiding this one.
Oh, I beg your pardon, but I've forgotten my manners. My name is Peter Craig Mustardrice.
World famous game collector?!
The one and only.
Well, what are you doing here?!
I'm on a shopping spree. Adding games for my collection.
Ah, then you are on you complete right to disagree, I didn't find it fun at all, but just for the sake of the conversation
What games by Suda51 are you know, good, besides No More Heroes 2, I just bought it and I'm having a blast
Your search is over! I am E3’s greatest developer and publisher. I call this one: "Beyond Two Souls".
So is the Joke, Nintendo is Retarded with shit games and Playstation is a Dick with shit games?
I, uh, don't think that will fit in with the other games in my collection.
Whatcha are you gonna do about it, SONYGGA.
>Not getting the Squidville reference
>this is perfectly acceptable
>ROB threads are cancerous garbage
I was the one who made that post, that joke was on purpose