>dad walks in while playing Dragon's Crown a while back
>Elf, Sorc, and Amazon all on screen at once
>"that one with the axe has a nice butt"
>Dad walks in
>legit right as this scene is starting
>thinking to self "please don't be something gay, please don't be something gay, please don't be something gay, "
>Gayest scene of all of FFX plays out
>Dad just says "uh huh" and leaves
>still hurts to think about it
Fuck you Square
>magic away her clothes for lewd gear
>look all embarrassed and vunrable
that scene almost made me stop playing. I really like the battle system in that one but fucking a, that game has like the worst story of all of them. or at least the worst characters.
what the fuck man
is this what has become of video games?
Jokes on you, i archive searched it and found a subbed torrent before you posted that.
>feel good about myself for deleting my massive trap and bestiality folders containing rare and valuable specimens
I can fap to most things but not futa or traps,
eggs and impregnation mainly.
Could be due to the fact that I once had to share an apartment with a person who had two genders, looked like a man but was basically a women.
they're all batshit insane
Ah, should have seen and figured that. Thank you for the answer nonetheless.
>already watched futari no tobari and miro
Holy fucking shit there's more!?
no idea but the description sounds great
>* A magical girl who is really a guy!? Millcream confronts Luna the succubus.
At the end of the battle wait defeat, training and submission.
The hunted magical girl is attacked by the succubus with teasing, insects, tentacles and pleasure.
>Will Millcream fall and become a female pig when an insects lays its eggs in her bowels!?
>* Insects, tentacles, egg laying, urethra torture, humiliation play, fellatio, urination, ejaculation, sex, insemination,
anal, restraint, ejaculation control, turning into a hermaphrodite (Luna).
They are along with Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus.
the only thing that's getting censored is the ages of the girls from their bios, everything else is the same.
God, that's not even that bad, in the grand scheme of things.
It could've been this.
That's what happened to me.
Or, god forbid, this
Japan, go figure. At least Estival Versus is getting a PS4/Vita release.
>tfw no Third Reich anime
I'd watch a japanese take on Hitler and the second world war with pantsu-on-head retarded plot and all the major historical characters behaving anime-style
I like what I'm hearing. Physical edition can't come soon enough And neither can I
>Brother walks in
>I kill three guys in a row in Counter-Strike
>"Holy shit they suck"
People don't realize that scene was SUPPOSED to convey forced laughter?
They weren't actually ha-ha laughing. The laughter was therapeutic even if it wasn't genuine laughter.
Am I missing something here?
The only reason it beats FF8 in terms of "worst characters" is because of the voice acting. If it didn't have va, 8 would take the cake. Literally every character in that game except for Squall and maybe Irvine (but he's a collossal dick) is a huge retard.
Zell is a stupid asshole who can't get anything done right. Fuck him.
Laguna is a lovable klutz however. He and his gang, Kiros and Ward are great.
>Squall is dead
>little brother and sister watching you fight the final boss
>finally get around to playing FSN not too long ago
>mfw the sex scenes on the Fate route
Just... ugh. I mean UGH. I'm not big on VN erotica anyway because I think it takes away from the main experience if it's not specifically a dating sim or erotic game but Jesus those were awful. Every time I think to myself "hey, I need to get on there and get started with UBW," I remember them, realizing I'm eventually going to be getting into a major sex scene with Tohsaka. And that was the worst of it too, the first one in the Fate route. So out of character. I know I can skip through all of the shitty dialouge anyway but I'm still going to have to look at it to make sure I stop the skip function at the right time.
How's the gameplay for this? these scenes are reducing the blood to my brain.
>playing Resident Evil 4
>Mum walks in
>fucked up by the chainsaw guy
>"You know you can kill him easily with the shotgun in the house"
>she walks out laughing
The same woman who A ranked Code Veronica X, the same woman who can get all the Chaos Emeralds on Sonic 2, the same woman who 100% the Silent Hills.
Still to this day she puts me to shame.
>Playing Hitman BM
>Mom walks in
>Sees i'm being violent in-game and asks me what the fuck am i doing
>"Uh, i play as an hitman, i have to kill targets. Mostly they're what one would consider bad people, tho"
>"This is what you do in your games then?!?"
>For a week or so she reproaches me for wanting to be a cold-blood killer
You know, there was a time where I was thinking about patching it out but then I thought that might make me a fag. But fuck it, I don't care. I'm going to patch it and hurry the fuck up so I can get to playing it.
Though I might remove the patch once I get to Heaven's Feel. Unlike Tohsaka and Saber, I don't really care purple hair as a character.
Too bad they didn't have a route for Illya, that would be the one sex scene I would willingly go through.
>AA2 suddenly comes out
>well no point in sticking to this
>go to download AA2
>suddenly realize it's AA2 and think of all the shit I'm going to have to do to install it
Still haven't done it. I guess I might as well wait until it gets an English patch anyway
>playing CS 1.6
>killing some CTs
>dad walks in
>who are you killing this time son? ISIS?
>no dad, I'm the terrorist
>well, at least you're on the winning side
''Healthy young boys shouldn't be doing stuff like this!''