ITT: What /v/'s doing this coming winter ball.
And since we constantly get questions from morons who can't lurk for more than 5 seconds, have newFAQs for newfags:
>What is the Winter Ball?
A thing that happens every year where boards ask each other, and then draw OC and scenarios for the pairings that happen. Right now it’s gonna happen on the 30th.
>Okay, so who're we going with?
We're going with /x/.
>Isn't /a/ with /v/, though?
/a/ rejected us to go with /sp/
>Is there somewhere with all the current pairings listed?
There's a steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/4chanball, but it hasn't been updated in awhile (God dammit Flopsy get on that shit). There's a few infographics floating around (their accuracy may vary, though; some things may change here and there).
>Is there anything I can do to help?
Original content like drawings, animations songs, creepypasta, and other stuff like that (I can’t believe I have to explain this).
>Alright, that makes sense, but what's /pol/ doing here? And what's this contest I keep hearing about?
Tl;dr: /lgbt/'s trying to make /pol/ go with them, so /pol/ is trying to get /x/ so they don't have to (even though /x/ asked us weeks ago and we accepted). /pol/'s justifications for this range from "BUT /V/ HAS NOTHING IN COMMON WITH /x/" (false; horror games and vidya creepypastas) to "EBOLA-CHAN IS OUR DAUGHTER" (true, but it doesn't mean they get first dibs).
The contest was made as a way to decide once and for all who gets to go with /x/ (probably by /pol/ since /x/+/v/ were already official before they started shitting it up). We're not going to back down, so we're in this for the long haul. It ends on October 20th.
>So what the fuck is actually going to happen?
I WISH I FUCKING KNEW.
Also useful links:
You forgot how what /pol/ tried to do was rape.
/x/ doesn't like Ebola-chan at all thanks to it's spamming and forcing it down their throats, not to mention some /pol/ unrelated stuff floats around for quite a bit.
I feel bad for /x/.
I want to
/v/ should admit it's true feelings and go to the ball with PC
and thus make /a/ jealous because we have the biggest hunk
>A thing that happens every year
>contest about winning /x/
I may be mistaken, but wasn't this supposed to be about "fun with other boards" not "who's got the biggest dick?"
Or has this gone so far that neither side can really back down?
That's dumb and you're dumb
What /pol/'s doing is more like a woman trying to trap someone into a relationship using a kid that's not related to the other person as ball-and-chain
/pol/'s not man enough to rape, so he chick'ed out
If you want to win the context with /pol/, just make a short spooky Visual Novel "game" to blow them out of the water.
>I may be mistaken, but wasn't this supposed to be about "fun with other boards" not "who's got the biggest dick?"
Or has this gone so far that neither side can really back down?
You got it exactly.
/pol should just stfu and go with /lgbt/, but noooo.
Word of advice from your friends at /co/.
To avoid the drama of 'I NEED A DATE AND THE PROMS TOMORROW!' in the future, you really need to just put a ring on it.
/k/ is another boards that's learnt this lesson long ago by getting hitched with /an/
Jesus fucking christ thats pathetic.
If /x/ was a person he'd be a 400lb neckbeard who hasn't showered in 3 years and thinks the walls have been bugged by the CIA to get intimate knowledge about his AYYYY LAMO waifu.
/pol/ doesnt fucking want /x/.
All they do is shitpost about ghosts and goverment mind-control rays/fluoride/vaccinations/chemtrails/moon nazis etc.
They are literally cancer growing off /pol/
Good lord, no.
VN general is one of the worst generals.
And, I don't think the thread would live long enough.
Assfaggots and other flavor or the next 3 months keep bumping older generals to 5 pages or so.
Remember when we had hair? That was a fucking weird time.
so we looked like a less beardy /tg/?
Why is it when he's acting beta he's cute and when I act beta I'm a fucking loser
/toy/ has two tans. The male one as you described, and the female one who is basically a living figma/doll.
They also have a third Lego abomination, but I'm not sure if that's just a Vivian, /co/lette, and Tentaquil (vp) kind of deal where it's a mascot but not an actual tan
Nobody besides /v/ thinks /v/ is cute
It was actually one of the suggestions for their tan but became more of a tentaquil-esque figure whenever it involves their tans.
Maybe if you keep saying it it'll come true
>if I just stumble blindly through it I can throw something very simple together before the night's out.
So what you're saying is, you'll start, get a couple of screenshots out, and then never finish?
Here you go. Sorry about that.
> /out/ is the daughter of /k/ and /an/
> /diy/ has to survive the party knowing that /out/s gun nut dad is there watching his every move
> /out/ is part cat due to /an/ so is bound to get frisky
Pray for An/diy/
Could we ever be friends with /mlp/? She looks cute dressed up for the ball.
We also had glasses at some point
This year. Like a week 'n' a half ago. When it happened during 2012 it was just /c/ and /u/
Cause they're board tans are twins? Who knows.
Ahahah, if you think you'll have the resources you want from the RTP, you're wrong. You're gonna have to make stuff for yourself, son.
You can finish stuff with RPG maker. You just gotta BELIEVE!
>not a slut
Where have you been?
We fucked /fit/ at one point.
We were close to get it on with /ck/ (I miss you guys posting from time to time trying to advise us to eat healthy).
OC(she doesn't have much)
Ecchi vidya are fun as fuck
Going with a poplar board would give her more attention thus giving more life to it which would mean more OC.
We are both virgins.
/mu/'s going with /n/ supposedly.
/mu/'s fucking terrible though.
You forgot Secret Armies, but yea.
/x/ is sexy
Make OC based off of spooky vidya!
(From /x/'s sticky)
(The numbers at the end of each title represents brix shat on a scale of one to ten. Don't let a low brix-rating fool you, though. One of the best lists I've seen)
5 Days a Stranger – PC/Free [4/10]
6 Days a Sacrifice – PC/Free [5/10]
7 Days a Skeptic – PC/Free [4/10] (These are detailed more later on in the list)
7th Guest – PC [8/10]
99 Rooms.com – Web Based [?/10]
Alien vs. Predator 2 – PC [?/10]
Alone in the Dark 1 - PCDOS [8/10]
Alone in the Dark 4: A New Nightmare – PSX [8/10]
Bad Mojo - PC [?/10]
Barrow Hill - PC [?/10]
Bioshock – PC [5/10]
Black - PS2 [8/10]
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth - PC/Xbox [9/10]
Clive Barker’s Undying – PC [?/10]
Clock Tower – SNES [9/10]
Clock Tower 1 – PSX [7/10]
Clock Tower 2 – PSX [?/10]
Clock Tower 3 – PS2 [8/10]
Cold Fear - PC/Xbox [6/10]
Condemned: Criminal Origins – PC [?/10]
Dark Eye - PC [8/10]
Dark Fall - PC [?/10]
Darkseed 1 – PC [6/10]
Darkseed 2 – PC [5/10]
Daymare Town (The Submachine Series) – Web Based [?/10]
Deep Space – Xbox 360/PS3/PC [?/10]
Dementium: The Ward - DS [?/10]
Doom 3 – PC [8/10]
Doom 3 expansion “Resurrection of Evil” – PC [7.5/10]
Doom Aliens TC by Justin Fisher – PCDOS/DoomMod [10/10]
Echo Night: Beyond - PS2 [4/10]
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem - Gamecube [8/10]
Exmortis 1 – PC/Flash file [5/10]
Exmortis 2 – PC/Flash file [?/10]
F.E.A.R.: Director’s Cut – PC [4/10]
Far Cry – PC [9/10]
Fatal Frame/Project Zero/Zero – PS2/Xbox [8/10]
Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly – Xbox/PS2 [8/10]
Fatal Frame 3: The Tormented - PS2 [8/10]
Fiend – PC/Free [5/10]
Gabriel Knight 1 – PC [?/10]
Get a Life (Half-Life 2 Mod) – PC [?/10]
Half-Life 1 mod “Afraid of Monsters” – PC [?/10]
Half-Life 1 mod “Paranoia” - PC [6/10]
Half-Life 1 mod “Mistake” – PC [?/10]
Half-Life 1 mod “They Hunger” 3 parts – PC [?/10]
Half Life 1 mod “Uplink” – PC [7/10]
Half-Life 2 mod “Nightmare House” – PC [9/10]
Half-Life 2 (Ravenholm section) - PC [7/10]
Harvester - PC [7/10]
Haunting Ground – PS2 [8/10]
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream – PC [?/10]
Illbleed – DC [5/10]
Indigo Prophecy (Fahrenheit) – PC [5/10]
Inherit the Earth: Quest for the Orb – PC/ScummVM [10/10]
John Carpenter’s The Thing – PC [5/10]
Killer7 – GC/PS2 [?/10]
Kuon – PS2 [?/10]
Last Half of Darkness – PC [?/10]
Left4Dead – PC [?/10]
Lost in Time 1&2 – PC DOS [?/10]
Lurking Horror - PC/Text-based [6/10]
LSD – PSX [6/10]
Mondo Agency - PC [?/10]
Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi - PC [?/10]
Obscure – Xbox/PS2/PC [6/10]
Penumbra: Overture (ep1) - PC [9/10]
Penumbra: Black Plague - PC [9/10]
Phantasmagoria (pt1) - PCDOS [7/10]
Quake 1 – PC [7/10]
Quake 1 mod “The Nehahra Project” (with 4 hour movie, "Seal of Nehahra") – PC [8/10]
Quest for Glory 4: Shadows of Darkness - PC - [7/10]
Realms of the Haunting - PCDOS [8/10]
Red Interactive – Web Based [?/10]
Resident Evil 1 - PSX [9/10]
Resident Evil 2 – PSX [4/10]
Resident Evil 4 – Wii/PS2/PC [6/10]
Resident Evil Zero – Gamecube/Wii [7/10]
Rule of Rose – PS2 [1/10]
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl – PC [8/10]
Sanitarium – PC [?/10]
Schism: Mysterious Journey- PC [9/10]
Scratches – PC [8/10]
Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened – PC [?/10]
Shivers – PC [5/10]
Shivers 2: Harvest of Souls - PC [?/10]
Silent Hill 1 – PSX [10/10]
Silent Hill 2 – PS2/Xbox/PC [9/10]
Silent Hill 3 – Xbox [8/10]
Silent Hill 4 – Xbox [7/10]
Silent Hill: Origins - PSP [9/10]
Siren - PS2 [9/10]
Space Griffon VF9 - PSX/DC [7/10]
System Shock 2 – PC [7/10]
The Blackstone Chronicles – PC [?/10]
The Dark Room – Web Based [?/10]
The Darkness – Xbox 360/PS3 [?/10]
The Doors (The Submachine Series) – Web Based [?/10]
The Mars Volta: Goliath the Soothsayer - PC [?/10]
The Suffering: Ties That Bind – Xbox/PS2/PC [?/10]
The White Chamber – PC/Free [7/10]
Thief 1 – PC [6/10]
Thief 2 – PC [5/10]
Thief 3 – PC [5/10]
Trilby's Notes – PC/Free [8/10]
Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune – PS3 [4/10]
Uninvited – NES [?/10]
Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines – PC [6/10]
Veridian Room (The Submachine Series) – Web Based [?/10]
Weird dreams - Amiga 500 [10/10]
Witchaven – PC [6/10]
Yume Nikki – PC [6/10] ("Dream Diary" or "Diary of Dreams" in English)
also the anon who drew these two things. Do I just draw lewd of /x/ tying up /v/ for a ritual or do I draw something legit spooky?
>A thing that happens every year
If you're too young to remember before this ball fad, you're probably too young to be on 4chan
Newfags, the fucking lot of you ball cancers.
Why not both?
The lewd ritual ends in an eldritch abomination bursting out of /v/'s chest.
>Scott Pilgrim artstyle
At least not as cancerous as Steven Universe's artstyle
Remember, she does it
Reposting idea that I may attempt to draw
>/v/ mumbling and brooding over how to win over /x/
>thinks back to that one piece of advice given to him about women loving desserts or some shit like that
>goes to /ck/ for help
>/ck/ tells him that whatever you bake, just put your heart into it
>/v/ ponders for a moment
>last panel is /v/ lying face down in a puddle of blood and a hole in his chest where veins/arteries lead to a plate with a suspiciously red and beating cake on it, presented to /x/
No. /lgbt/ is spamming and /v/ is shilling. These threads are normal at day. The better threads are when americans are asleep. Seems like that thing about australian shitposters was a myth.
It's already up on the shimmie along with several other images.
Good one. Also never gonna happen.
Yeah if it's not on shimmie I don't know where else to find it unless I'm lucky enough to come across it
Warning: super hardcore hot gay incest action
You wanted it anon
>tfw no serious super hardcore hot gay incest action pics
I know, it's so wrong, but my dark desires want to be satisfied ;_;
Will you fags just fuck off?
>/x/ has the power to give me dreams, and then occupy them with me
Would she use them for evil and torment me, or would she use them so we could go on magical adventures together, like Mulder and Scully?
Requesting this with /pol/-tan and using "muh Ebola-chan".
As it progress, add in "muh Ebola-chan, silly goyim" and finally, the last part edited into "following into shillposting and shitty edited pictures".
Holy fucking shit this is the most autistic thing I have seen on /v/ yet.
>/a/ rejected us to go with /sp/
Who fucking decides this shit? I have never seen anything about this autism ball on /sp/.
Well she can only do the bad dreams if she does something nice for me when I wake up.
M- maybe something lewd? Can she remove the robot eye? I want to fill it with... something
Most of /pol/ also insists that they aren't trying to hide from gay feels. Though seriously /po/'s not happening why not ask /cm/, you could definitely turn them into hitler youth members.
>/f/ is so forgotten it doesn't even get a tan.
Serves them right for having 90% content being from YouTube, Nico Nico Douga, or the same reposts.
I know this since I am part of the problem but I can't draw.
Not taking away /vp/'s only friend and making /cm/ ditch him in favor of us while we use /cm/ to further our goals to get /x/ jealous of us, Not dropping /cm/, and /x/ like a hot potato when we finally win back the affection of /a/ after she sees how popular we are.
WE can ruin three relationships at once and still come out on top. /cm/ is our best bet guys. LETS GO ASK THAT LITTLE FAGGOT!
your welcome, now keep worshiping cock you glorious faggot