You wake up one morning as your favorite video game character. You have all their powers, abilities, and skills, but your family doesn't believe it's you unless you can somehow convince them, and you have no access to money outside of what you have in your wallet and personal bank account, and you have no means of proving who you are so you cannot find employment that isn't under the table.
How do you handle it? What do you do with your new body and how do you adjust?
>tfw the government will get buttmad and have me shot down
>complete college like a b0ss would
>become the highest military rank like a b0ss would
>meet kojima at some point
>hit it off
>become best bros with kojima because im motherfucking big b0ss
thats about it, also save the world at some point
>wake up one day
>discover that I am now Samus Aran
>everything I love has been taken from me
>having a favorite vidya character
I guess my favorite character, which has also been in vidya, would be my waifu. And if I woke up as my waifu, I'd be a super powerful vampire with the power to punch out the sun.
Too bad she might be a teensy bit absolutely crazy.
I have only my sword, I do not even have the anus.
Stay away from the waifu threads.
I guess I'd just spend all day chasin pepsi-pussy and tuggin on my pepsi can-sized dick.
Try to do Street Magic, or just Hex some people and rob them
>Gene from God Hand
>Dante from DMC4
I know a bunch of shit that only I would know so I can convince my family.
But I doubt I could function realistically without having any sort of personal information that is credible.
Do vocaloid covers and fandubs of macross frontier.
I'd throw lightning bolts and shit everywhere and convince people I was Jesus.
At least you get to finger blast yourself
>Implying he wouldn't break down the second anything emotional happened
>Implying his armor would even stay on with the sadness he's feeling right now
Other M really did a number on the Power Suit.
>unless you can somehow convince them
It wouldn't be that hard to convince them; and then I'd be living the dream as an immortal lesbian with godlike powers.
>I wake up as R.O.B
who needs them anyway, fuck the haters i'm gonna shoot laser beams
I cant think of a "favorite" character right now so I'll just pick Tifa
>you have no means of proving who you are so you cannot find employment that isn't under the table.
Why should I? I'm a fucking female now. Thats 5000% better than that 28yearold neet virgin with a small dick, bad teeth, bad posture, who still lives with his parents and whose life is obviously going down the drain
Shit I didn't even consider VN characters, looks like I'm retarded now.
> become Uncle Dante
> Convince friends and family that i am me by sharing things only we could know
> do a lot of CUHRAZY shit
> Swim in pussy
That would be amazing.
I'd never be able to have children though. There's be little white haired demon kids running around. I'd have to get by without official papers somehow. But I could always become a hired gun or something.
>that Kenyan butthurt when Flynn Taggart leaves them in the dust
So considering I live in America, does this mean that my life is Earthbound? My passion is already making people happy and my dream is to make the world a happier place for all of mankind, so I already have an Earthbound-like journey set out ahead of me, but this time there isn't an alien manipulating the evil in peoples' minds in order to make them make the world a worse place.
I also really like Paula a whole lot, but uh, that'd be really awkward to wake up as a girl in a big pink frilly dress. I'd have the same powers as Ness so it'd still be pretty sweet, but I mean jeez that'd take a little time to get used to, and not to mention in a few years when I start growing up people are gonna start being oddly affectionate to me just because I'm cute or something and they wanna get into my dress or whatever. I'd rather be a guy and not have to deal with people faking being nice to me as that sort of thing makes me sad.
I could do anything. LITERALLY. ANYTHING.
They won't even care that I'm not who I used to be, it's fucking Mario.
My favorite vidya character is a loli so I'd pretty much just have to walk to the nearest orphanage or something.
I also have a giant robot and shit, so I suppose I could make something of that.
>Enter some swimming sport
>Straferun across the water because Doomguy doesn't understand the concept of water depth
>Jumping off incredibly high buildings or off planes without caring about fall damage
The assblast on physicists would be tremendous.
Or you could use your skills as a business owner to open up a pub. I didn't even play FF VII and even I know Tifa owns and operates her own bar. Make you some good money off of dumb drunks.
I guess I'll be really good with guns but unable to function in society due to being a giant triangle.
I get the easy life, just charm people to give me free money, dont need to fuck for it. Then buy a really expensive bush and BRUSH FLUFFY TAIL.
Excellent taste Mayuribro.
What's her power? Being a retard?
Being destined to die?
>don Varia Suit
>go hunt bounties on modern day Earth
>get easy money
>get adorable pets
>niggas drool over me like brainless retards
>bitches admire me for being a strong independent woman don't need no man
>get in Gunship and cruise around world
Hm. You're right. That isn't so bad. Samus doesn't really brood over her losses anyway. She just seeks vengeance.
OP didn't say we'd have to deal with the character's emotional trauma.
Although it would be weird to suddenly wake up in the body of the girl you love.
I suppose maybe I could make a deal to wake up as my favorite male character, then I could make a living as the magic miracle man that can heal any disease, even cancer.
I'm Batman, or rather, Bruce Wayne, since I wouldn't get the costume with the transformation.
I'd use my insane detective skills to find out what happened to me and see if I could become my old self again.
Play with gravity, probably accidently kill a few people/all of mankind.
>all favorite characters are actually organizations
Well I guess that means I'm either GDI or the Soviets.
So a sentient UN organization or the will of an entire group of countries?
I guess I'd try to direct everyone that is inside of me into making a secure and safe world?
Same here man. Not like I'm complaining but I wish I were in the middle of the DLC.
>tfw you could have been Jetstream Sam slaying filthy Jihadis with your trusty robotic AI dog on your side ;_;
>mfw I have just saved humanity by becoming an ideal with a will of its own.
I have a more interesting question.
Which would you rather do? Spend the night in a small room with Gary Busey after he's done a mound of coke and taken an adrenaline shot OR let Michael J. Fox perform a complicated surgical procedure on you.
Michael has all the medical knowledge needed for the surgery but he's been off of his medication for one month.
Walk to a police station and say I don't know who I am. My new life as a qt3.14 will be glorious.
...but how will I decide which QT is my favorite?
Hmmm... my mouth is watering right now thinking about it~
Finally I am a clinically insane qt. I would be very happy with this outcome.
I would just wander into a police station assuming the hallucinations don't overwhelm me first when I'm probably be found drooling in a ditch somewhere.
One of the senran kagura girls.
Holy shit id be hyped. Yeah id be grumpy and unbearable for 1/4 of the month but id also be able to stop limiting myself because of my injuries. Shit first thing id do is join the marines
I could definitely, probably convince my family. Maybe...
Either way I'd most likely end up traveling aimlessly through the world, fighting evil and enforcing justice.
I mean, what the hell else would I do? I'm pretty sure I'm just a soul inside of magic armor.
God help evil if I get the whole 100% of his power.
Eh, with these tits I could probably camwhore any shitty game and get a fuckin goldmine in neckbeard money.
he's going to be him, but with the body of Samus. he still has his own mind. And if i got her body, the last thing I'd do is worry about Adam.
hell, I'd make it my personal mission to find every copy of Other M and destroy it
Not to mention going on space missions for NASA. Samus' gunship could easily go to Mars 'n shit. Who cares about papers and proving your identity. You'd be rolling in dosh.
[spoilers] Plus, when aliens do invade one day. AND THEY WILL. You'll be ready[/spoiler]
dante is my favorite too but I cant think of any superpowers he has. Unless I slay demon and acquire their weapon and orbs, I just become a very charismatic guy who's very agile and good with a sword.
Rebellion is his personal devil arm.
You get four styles at the bare minimum unless it's DMC1 Dante, at which point all you get is a decent jump and the ability to stall your jump when you shoot.
Also infinite bullets for Ebony and Ivory as long as you alternate between the two guns, but this is DMC1 rules
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As Link, I will go out and try to find work on a farm or do odd jobs for people. I will convince my parents its me simply by stating things that only I would know. I'd be all right. Explaining the pointy ears might be an issue though.
Science Wizard Catgirl.
and thus you made that one Anon's day that much better.
That would be pretty damn cool. As long as I got his equipment as well.
And I'll probably end up masturbating later, cause who wouldn't?
I mean, Maya was cute but there are better lolis in her series, let alone in Falcom's catalog.
It's cool anon, at least you get to be a loli, and it's probably better than transforming into someone with an insatiable lust for adventure in a world that's already been fully explored.
So I'm a 8" 400 lbs beefcake that hunts down huge animals to sell them to gourmets.
Guess I'll either become the world's best poacher or destroy bodybuilding/powerlifting competitions with my natty aesthetics.
Masturbate and shitpost.
Are you implying that the Amazon is fully explored? The innumerable caves dotted around the globe? The oceanic depths?
That's good to know.
Since I'm not barafag I'll destroy my city, become king and
abduct the girl I love over and over again
Anon, I almost showered my screen with water.
>Saitama from One Punch Man
I'm a bald manlet, but could single-handedly remove ISIS and other snackbar with my right fist.
Open up a custom bike shop or lead a bike gang in Tokyo. Overall 10/10
My favourite character is Miles Edgeworth, so this shouldn't be too hard. Being a prosecutor seems like a shitty job though, so I'll just take the dashing good looks and get ready to fend off all the fujoshits that want my body now.
I recreate this exact scene, pic related. Adam Jensen means my life is going to be super badass.
Although wait, the anti-rejection drugs don't exist yet. Shit.
I never really thought about if I had a favorite or not. Though, if I had to choose, I'm a fan of megaman anything. My favorite iteration was Legends.
Guess I'm a boy now.
BRB going to find whoever turned in to Roll and tap that.
> become Big Boss
> probably too old to make a name for myself in the military
> options are; become a hired gun, or become an MMA fighter
I think I'll go MMA.
Big Boss' CQC would work fantastic in an MMA setting. I'd knock motherfuckers out before they know what hits them.
So what could I do as Ryu?
Do MMA? Maybe?
I'd have to not shoot hadoukens though.
Jesus christ, Ryu is boring.
I can't think of anything...
I mean, I like that about him in his games. Everyone has crazy shit and he just plays it by the rules and his training. I like that.
In real life he'd be uninteresting as fuck.
Although I will be RIPPED. And going to cosplay conventions I'd blow people's minds with how much I look like Ryu.
I'd be fine with this.
Cops would probably be called on me the second I went out, though. Because I'm a fucking snake lady, and people would panic.
>Still has developing breasts
I actually believe that gay people really are just special snowflakes who are closet straight.
Also, the ERP in this thread is utterly disgusting and sad. There's forums for you people.
>my old Night Elf priest from WoW
Time to open a clinic and cure everyone for donations.
>wake up as dante
first thing i do is go get some dick in me
then i dunno
buy some food and check in with centrelink to try and get some money, track down a homeless shelter and stay there until i get my life back together
once i've done that i would just use my abilities to fuck with people
like, wandering around the city late at night and finding someone alone and just spooking them
>my sister has the same favourite vidya character as me
>she's deeply attracted to him
No, I mean. Big Boss is what...29 in MGS3?
You can't join the military at that age.
Although the french foreign legion sounds awesome. I know those guys are hardcore, but I am Big fucking Boss. There's no soldier more hardcore than him.
> Go into French foreign legion
> quickly earn everyone's respect
>work my way up the ranks
> preform a coup with my loyalists
> establish Outer haven
Do League of Legends characters count? I'd make ppl piss their pants cuz I'd be a frigging walking, talking, alligator. Join the zoo. Seek refuge there. Fuck fem alligators to see if I can make more of myself? New species yay
> rape their godess
They are crazy superstitious. No way they'd rape the tall purple woman who can cure diseases by waving her hands.
besides, there's always shadowform if you want to scare them into submission.
I'll cockblock you over and over again.
Typical anglo mentality. No wonder inbreeding is such an issue
Probably an entire army of them but then again, I'm not the only one who's fav char is Renekton. All out war? Hell naww
>needing to prove who you are when you can be anyone you can get your hands on
I'd end up going back to playing video games
If I became Garrett, I'd go burglarize the executives of Square Enix who were okay with Thi4f, the whole Eidos Montréal studio and the homes of everyone who worked on the game.
This is everything I've ever wanted.
Fuck this gay planet, I'm taking the next warpstar to Popstar.
OH MY GOD JC A BONG
Well this will be pointless without her martial artist knowledge.
Her options have been talked about in this thread. But what about sex?
Would I crave cock? Would my man brain override that and make me technically a lesbian?
It'd be so confusing, lol
real armies still know you are supposed to shot someone to kill it.
I'd probably do fine considering the nature of the powers involved. That or I go crazy.
I'd probably turn into MASK and start winning all the rigged wrestling tournaments.
Great thanks for the crippling mental psychosis.
> Everyone's favorite charactera are suddenly all sexy females
Gee what a surprise.
At least be honest, it would make the thread more interesting. For instance, being a giant '@' as my ascended character from Nethack would pose me some problems getting into parties and fucking women.
I don't know.
Probably sing, play with my hair a lot, and hope that no one tries disassemble me for being a sentient android.
So i become a 1000 years old cute sleepy vampire with magic powers?
>What do you do with your new body
Turn into a bat and bite cute girls
That's what the entire thread is about
Using your imagination.
There's plenty of non-sexy females in this thread.
I'd also assume you'd be your race/gender combo from your ascension, not a giant @
>wake up as Yu Narukami from Persona 4
>finally receive gf
>have flings all kinds of girls every other week
No I'm implying people are faking their responses to fit in with obvious, transparent remarks about fucking forever and making money off it. Every thread, without exception.
Yup. And maybe two dozen sexy females nobody actually prefers over, say, Doomguy or Snake or whatever.
I have a folder with 200 some alice pictures. I had no choice but to pick her.
I guess my all time favourite video game character would be my paladin from everquest.
I can fucking cure diseases and raise the dead, and heal anybody to full if I feel like standing there for a few casts.
Employment won't be problem.
Hell people would throw money at me.
He was one of the top palis for years. Nothing is going to kill me on earth. I'd probably never use my attack-based powers/stats. If somebody messed with me I could just turn them blind and talk them into calming the fuck down. Or stun them and root them and just go about my business.
But as a pali I'm not going to go push people around or whatever.
So I'd just have some kind of bigass church where I heal whoever, and bang folks that were into my elfin majik.
I'd be a living saint, it'd be cool.
Or super annoying. I guess the lineups would be huge.
I would be Halo, and I guess get rich doing PMC shit in the middle east.
I don't have a favorite legit vidya character. But my WoW character, I've been playing for more than 7 years now.
I'm now suddenly a hot bood elf huntress and probably the best sniper of the world. Might be cool.
Pic unrelated, its not actually my huntress
If by "powers" you mean "extremely probably case of PTSD" I guess I'll find a way to live with it, assuming the rest of the Silent Hill universe doesn't come with it.
I'll just find a way to convince everyone that I had a sex change or something. I don't really care what anyone thinks. Anyone I care about would probably understand
that it's what I've always wanted anyway.