>2 and a half months until the new update
Get fucking hype. I fucking loved 2.0.14
>Niggers getting nerfed with disease again
>still no missing_plane bug fix
>Playing female is still broken as shit
I also finally left the starting zone and started my own garrison. Shit's expensive, are they really buffing the Minimum Wage perks? Also, all Muslim players need to join <ISIS>. I hear they're doing pretty badass wpvp right now.
What are you expecting from 2.0.15?
I'm still waiting for respawns.
My dog that my character had since he was still a noob died, and I don't know where she is. I checked the graveyard. I just want to know she's okay. I don't want her to be scared and alone and waiting for me. I don't want her in the cold abyss. I just want her back.
>implying you can reroll
You and all the other people claiming you can reroll and pretending they already have while their stats don't change can whine on the forums all you want, it's not happening.
It's happening soon, but they've renamed them "eurozone" expansions to increase interest.
>everyone in the UK area bitching about the <EU> guild
They're so jelly because <UK> sucks and I heard they were gonna nearly lose a bunch of people recently.
I heard all the alliances in the old continent are trying to merge, but I don't see it happening in the next 5 patches. Forced languages settings are the worst thing to happen since alpha 0.5 "Babel".
I think the mental state of my character is bugged. Whatever I do it always stays slightly below the minimum happiness meter and often goes down to "depressed" for no reason, and the effects make it really hard to get anywhere in the game.
Can you please nerf black people?
They keep intentionally harassing people / killing players, then they get their friends to say they din do nuffin wrong, so they avoid bans. There needs to be a massive buff in the 2nd amendment too for California as well as New York.
Trying to unlock the help humanity path through leveling in schooling. Why do you need so many levels and so many special items to level in schooling?
They have character vendors and special characters that can grant you a buff to your mental health. Try it out sometime. They cost a bit of the currency but they should help.
tfw my puppy german shepherd went looking for me when I went outside. He opened the gate by himself and got hit by a bad driver.
tfw I still have the fetching stick he and I played with to hold onto those memories
>wanting to nerf blacks even more
They have a 50% chance of getting ebola and sickle cell just from being outside
75% chance of attracting aggro from guards
and start with no intelligence racial bonus
damn you are sadistic
I really fucked up not leveling up my character's social skills a few years ago and now I'm at the point where it's basically impossible to do it anymore. How the hell am I supposed to deal with this?
I heard he was the son of one of the devs and that's how he got access to the special skills, but people got butthurt about it because it was unbalanced so they got him kicked
>Grind a MONTH in-game to gain a measly amount of money that buys you what you need and little else
What we need is a patch that drastically reduces the grind. It's ridiculous as it is now.
When will they fucking implement respecs? If you ever want to change class you're not allowed to move the points from your previous class and you only get a fixed number of stat points to spend, this is fucking retarded.
Can someone please help me to complete and get [THE FRIEND ZONE] off my quest list?
so far I have:
Yet I still can't complete the quets! Upon trying to turn in to the questgiver she always calls me "BRO" or just says "Thank you" without ever completing the quest. Please help!
The absolute worst part is that access to the monthly grind is often a limited time thing, unless you get really lucky and unlock it for good in some of the increasingly rare special events.
The musician class is underpowered as fuck
>Earn little to zero money
>Daily quests take too long and give zero reward
>It takes way too much skill for the reward it gives
other fucking ''artist'' classes have a hell of an easier time
Just try going after a different single female questgiver, THE FRIEND ZONE is only completed once you get a girlfriend ally, but getting the original questgiver to become your girlfriend is nearly impossible.
Lose the flowers, those were supposed to be for a quest later in the chain, but for some reason instead the quest log is fucking bugged and it makes the quest unfinishable if you loot them that early.
>trying to playing the joke class seriously
Everything's going fine for me at the moment apart from a bug where my asshole hurts for no reason and i seem to have a ridiculously high tendency to become afflicted with worms
Basically my ass is bugged and i need this shit patching
Holy shit, you're one of those "IT'S ALL DEVS FAULT, LEL XDD" fags, arent you? Dont you understand that the point of this game is that players affect almost everything in the game?
There's this rumor going around the EarthGame forums that if you die in-game with high enough karma stat, you can either go to an alternate "Heaven" post-game instead of just respawning, is this true?
>keep telling myself I'm going to start grinding STR
>keep telling myself I'm going to finish the college quest line
>keep telling myself I'm going to get the marriage DLC
>play minigames all day instead
Is it really true that if you roll female you can get money just from playing the minigames?
>CHA never goes up even when I spend points on it
I hate this fucking game, when is the planet expansion coming out? Fucking publishers keep canceling it and spending all the money on PvP zones that we already have.
>Tutorial still takes too long
>Tutorial end is a fucking pain in the ass
>You have to choose between SOC or INT stats, can't have both
>On top of that you have to balance them with your STR and VIT stats
>Have to grind for 30+ years after tutorial to get a decent amount of gold
mfw the brazilian server got raped by the germans
Captcha : aksnake dickey
It takes some until the firewall is able to detect Ebola
Just do [SUCK DICK] on an infected person and then immediately travel to the middle east. Chances are pretty low that you'll get caught.
The gaza strip could do with removing, a lot of servers are dealing with processing gibs and the multiple sound channels playing "allahu ackbar!", they are just taking up pointless resources, it also feels like they are only there to get Israel PVP experience (killing kids who throw stones with cruise missiles for exp in 2014, ISHYGDDT) which kinda makes the world rankings unbalanced, even if they get low level xp, it's still XP in bulk for them.
I'm also hoping the ebola beta doesn't go outside of shit poor countries, first world countries already know survival, the players don't need another thing to juggle on top of a recession
Increase your Tech and Charisma until you unlock Youtube.
I hear there is an exploit where you just have to sit there and money pours out of it, provided your equipped with Double Dee chest armor.
Bullshit, if it had high enough INT stat to open a gate it should be able to find you.
>Start the game for first time
>"Oh boy, it's going to be fun!"
>Wait few fucking months to get a character
>5 seconds after getting born it says that i died at childbirth
>Have to wait another few months to play
WORST FUCKING GAME
>niggers still have that bugged as shit 4.18 RUN SPD breakpoint
>it has been like this since beta
>on top of that they have a base 1.18 STR gain multiplier
when are they getting nerfed?
Oversaturation. The new players think they're on the world leaderboards with their intelligence, and make shitty in game products as a result.
Just do push ups and light exercises in between minigames. That should increase your strength and endurance. You'll see the buff begin to work within a few days.
The college questline you need a lot of money and depending on what quest line you finish in will effect your currency income. So chose one of the STEM field sub quests. They will make the college quest line worth it.
Marriage DLC is being postponed later and later with every new patch. I suggesting holding off.
Just some decent tips, for the game.
>got sent to the South American server
>server transferring is too expensive
>"Death in the family" quest
Fuck you devs, fuck you.
>Complete the [Girlfriend] quest
>My character's stats get boosted by 20% and get a female companion that boosts Hapiness stat by 25
>She eventually leaves me and looks for another character
>My character is stuck with the Depression debuff which gives -50% to ALL stats and sets SOC stat to 0
Guys someone fucking help me
>1v1'ing some chick
>she's going all out with the melee attacks, but her STR is so low it does fucking scratch damage
>i 1-shot her with a single suplex
Why are low-levels so cocky?
>there are people who believe that one dev made this whole game
>There are people that believe that there actually is a dev
I'm working on the girlfriend quest but it's pretty hard. I just can't figure out what dialogue choices will make a female attracted to me.
Guess I need to grind my social skills up a few more levels.
But why? What reason is there for such a quest, if not just to make the game harder for you?
>not creating a guild to praise devs and steal gold from noobs
>Go to the low-level "high school" zone to get some xp and level the charisma stat
>Get acne debuff
>Unable to do the gf sidequest
>Later, get forced into high-level "adult" zone
>Fail relationship sidequest because I didn't get any experience from lower levels
Who designed this shitty game?
The mods are fucking incompetent assholes. They're more likely to break the rules than enforce them. What do you expect when the developers put players in charge of rules enforcement?
Heard this too. He was going solo against the jews and demon's but they got ass blasted and had him banned, he said he would come back to end it all though, if anything happens it will be cash.
Because the devs thought that making unavoidable death was a good idea.
Just gotta play with the cards your dealed, anon. It may be tough but you'll get over it, if you know what's good for you.
I was pretty poor in RL at the time.
Im spamming devs e-mail for fucking years already, that faggot was cheating also im sure for 100% that my guild members were conspiring with that fucker
>haven't played since 1.6
>boot it up again
>knight class removed
What the actual fuck dev? Thanks for removing my main.
Who is getting the Space Exploration expansion?
I heard it adds lots of new things for the Astronaut class and makes it more accesible
>Still not allowed to play with anyone under the level of 12
Why are the mods this fucking retarded? They believe I'm going to hurt them or something, and if I play with them, they will ban me for 15 years and put me in a black list.
This game is too shittily structured, how are you supposed to know what to do after high school for example? This level design is fucking crap as well, there is only one level and it is way too large to travel properly in, and if i want to go from one point to another that is far away i have to grind up cash to be able to do it.
that guy looks like he has a -60000 happiness debuff
What's your favorite PVP zone?
Iraq was pretty bland.
Are you retarded? We need something like this to prevent another world war. They are too scared to use them because it will crash the server so much the game will never come back. Dont you remember what that nigger Adolf did? I hope he's perma banned.
Anybody encounter a Rare yet?
Apparently, there are a few lurking about Pennsylvania on the US servers, but there has been no proof.
I've been told the Loch Ness lake has a Rare Boss, as well.
It's easy as fuck, just go to your nearest bar and open conversation with some of the patrons.
Succeeding in conversation with females (or males if you have the homosexuality trait) gives double the social XP.
>tfw character is finnish
>Get -500 happiness from racial and another -500 from retarded regional debuff
>This is supposedly "balanced" with the racial cold resistance buff
>Gave up Virgin perk
>can't be a sickass wizard
At least I got the sex buff, right?
Why should they be nerfed? They're just elitist min-maxers with their spreadsheets. They're literally the best example of player-made factions. It's clever use of mechanics man
>wanting to become a human races bitch
>Implying archery isn't just for faggoty koreans.
>Learn the fellatio skill
>Suddenly income increases by 10x
Whos gonna flood this game first?
Brazilians or Russians?
>join navy sub-faction
>you get free training for jobs and other stat raises
>only downside is that you're stuck in an instance for a while longer than most
>but even then, after you exit the instance there's plenty of areas to use your job in
That fucking fluids psychics. That's whats making this game best ever.
>this... is an Earth game... whoa.
>More friendly envoiremental destruction
You dont remember the 9/11 event in 22.214.171.124, right?
Im thinking hes trying to say that if you play with a kid you will look like a weak faggot
>that michael bay sunflare
>MFW Marsfag will never EVER have a relevant amound of water.
But they had even more than Earth has now in very very early pre-alpha
You complement one another, like a healer and tank. Blacks use their giant dick to impregnate women and you use your smarts and finances to support the baby. It's called team work.
Thank you, anon. I regret picking the dwarf class.
Well, it's at least better than a lot of those servers with hardcore mods that remove users entirely when they don't like them like the North Korea server.
Or shit like the African servers that let crazy pvp mad groups do whatever they want.
>tfw changing from the <NEET> class
worst decision I've ever made, it's incredible how little time you can spend on your character outside of the daily grind
Tester here with a leak.
Massive raid planned for 2016 in Russia and China.
Ebola gets patched, only 700,000 people die.
America nerf coming up 2.0.15. Enjoy your cheap water and electronics while they last.
Germany huge buff, Greece, Italy and France marketplace only sell German gear and kebab_removal_Jew clan set to relocate to Berlin.
Hey, you gotta give kudos where it is needed. That being said, have you noticed how there's over 7 billion players on one server and nothing lags? The thing this runs on must be gigantic!
Reptilian overlord race here(yep, we do exist.), I'm giving you 15 minutes to ask me anything about future patches, will answer anything and everything.
>tfw developers have given up on major features
>space travel on hold indefinitely
>avatar lifetime duration extension still crap
Forget it guys, this game is dead in the water. Devs took our money and bailed.
>Barbarian class removed
>Crusader class removed
This game went to shit when the best STR classes were removed
And the Morals expansion was the last nail in the coffin, don't know why you people still play this shit
This. I want to save poor spirit-san
Have you seen how when something gets destroyed, say a building, or a car, there are so many particles, and none of it is scripted? One second you see the hood of the car, and now it's crumpled in a totally unique way than any previous car hood would.
Also, any of you find it wierd how snowflakes have so many different patterns? The calculations must be huge!
>there are people who believe the game just appeared out of nothing
*tips [Euphoric Fedora lvl 99 epic +15]*