Why does Wendy have a different mouth compared to other Koopa(ling)s?
Pretty much. I just like her design, not even in a sexual way.
I wish there was more Wendy art that wasn't lewd
It's hard finding anything decent that's not lewd
That retcon was shit and the reason koopalingfags hate BJ
>Dogs are happy to play a game with you of Simon Says
>Cats throw a shit fit and bite you if they start to lose
Fixed that for ya
>Koopalings are very intimate pets who want to put their luscious lips to good use.
I'll tell you what I will put in your mouth anon.
>Where can I buy a Koopling?
If you look at the cat's head while this is going on, you can tell it's getting hyper-stimulated by what's going on. The cat is going into predator mode based on the fact that it's trying to learn what's going on.
The fact that it freaks out after a bit and just attacks the hand that's doing this tells you it learned pretty quickly what bullshit was going on. Smart cats start learning the "put a toy on a string and on a stick" game really quickly and will eventually go for the stick or even your hand to win.
I love cats.
Dogs are chill guys too though.
>"Now son, a Koopaling is a big responsibility! They require a lot of love and attention. Why, mine was so needy she'd keep me up all night! Are you sure you can handle that?"
I love shitty tiny dogs. They're adorable and don't die as quickly, which is the worst thing about owning a dog...
Big goofy fun dogs = Friendly cuddly cats >shitty tiny dogs > unfriendly solitary cats
I'm a cat man but fuck anyone that tries to defend shitting mooching hiss machines that live in their own world
>implying all tiny dogs are shitty
They're only like that because most people who buy them are the kind of people who will not take proper care of their dog leading to shitty behaviour
Any loud and aggressive dog is annoying. Incompetent dog owners always use phrases like "It's just playing", "It won't do anything", when you can clearly tell the animal is assessing your threat level and waiting for an okay from its leader to go for your throat.
What are you, gay?
This, so much.
Back when I was a boyscout, we sold lottery tickets twice a year to the people in our town. This one old lady had a dachshund, and whenever we arrived at her house it would act EXCACTLY like aggressive dogs that are "just playing". Only this was actually intended since she knew how her dog worked, and needed a semi-guard dog. We just had to shake her hand, and the dog would calm down in a split second. Still impressed at how well trained it was really.
>Finding a specific character sexy is a fetish
Is this degenerate defence force?
I could get on board with that. She already hangs out with the monkey.
They can't help it.
Nature forced them into shit taste.
>epsiode about a child seducing a grown man
>then the grown man has to seduce the child
Old children's cartoons are wierd
Hmph, I would but those mean ol' mods banned me for it just a half hour ago.
Thats all the sfw I got. You guys are on your own now.
I know the artist. Running on hard times and his pc died, so he's been unable to post any more. Hopefully he can get one soon, since he's living on his own and working one (possibly two) jobs.
I think I recall you saying something similar in another thread.
Nice to see you again.
this is the updated version that fixes her weird face
Anyone got any shots of our girl from the new trailer?
>"Be gentle with that tongue, loser. My feet are all sore from these heels."
I love his style and the stuff he draws. He was getting online through his local library, but he was apparently banned for uploading porn there. He did mention getting a cheap pc about three months ago, but then he vanished due to being banned and didn't find out until a few weeks ago.
Still no word yet.
>"PLEASES you? Wow, just when I thought you couldn't get any more pathetic."
>"You really love this, don't you? You love the feeling of being under my foot."
>"You don't care how bad it tastes or how strong the smell, you just need my feet on your face."
>"I guess it's only appropriate, since under my heel is proper place for worms like you."
Sorry sweetheart, it's not my bag. ERP is nice, but I much prefer writing my smut solo.
Because, I write a lot of subjects for a lot of different people, and some of those people don't like other people that I write for. Not having an identity makes it easy to enjoy a variety of characters and kinks.
I suppose it might not be ideal, but I like it.
if you posted stuff here, then it is saved on archive.moe
only problem would be trying to find your copypasta, but I would imagine some people will go through the trouble and try to dig through wendy threads for your posts.
I suppose, but it'd be an awful lot of effort for a not a lot of reward. My stuff's nowhere near as good as some other folks, especially when I'm greentexting
Now I've done enough of making this thread about myself. I'm going to fade back into the ether of anonymity, you all go about your business.
Large, intelligent dogs > cats > intelligent small dogs >>>> dumb-ass large dogs > dumb-ass small dogs (ie most of them) > devil cats > chihuahuas
>Avatarfagging with thread-relevant content
>mfw art mode in smash for.
>mfw all the new porn people will make
>mfwpl new SWF games
Now that was just rude
It was a dragon anyway, not a pony.
>mfw this entire thread doesn't know about this flash.
Can someone post the pic of the real dog with a drawn on aheg&o face? I need for reference
>Wendy's toilet slave
>Being a princess
>Being taken captive by Wendy and hated because she thinks you're more attractive than her.
>Having her destroy you in filthy, horrible ways.
What do you think that image is from, anon?
Cake? Nigga that thing looks like a jumbo twinkie to me. Extra cream filling
Not that I'm complaining.
>Have a sweaty, chubby, Wendy who hasn't bathed in a while sitting on my face? Yes please.
Now this guy, this guy right here gets what's up. I'd be her throne any day of the week.
>sweaty, chubby, Wendy who hasn't bathed in a while sitting on my face
Oh God, no. What the fuck?
>Not wanting to lick both of her unwashed holes
no scat though, sorry brosuntil she is satisfied, then have her ride your cock without any regard for how hard she is riding you. Not to mention seeing her chubby belly, breasts, and huge ass jiggle with even the slightest movement.
Huh. The spoiler interrupts the greentext.
>>Not wanting to lick both of her unwashed holes
i could ERP for you anon!~ JUST ASK!
re sent, sittin wind prepping for 15 hours of edging
thats my actual record baby spurts,for some reason my sexual stamina lasts for ages
>The mystery koopa porn man will never come back
Goddamn it pan, there is not a single post you make where I don't get severely disappointed and wonder just what kind of faggot exists behind the name. If you were anon I would think "Oh it's just some random shitposter, not like they're consistent, chronic shitposters..."