Game grumps thread! Come on in And let's tell a story of the rise and fall of a great gaming show
It was a simple game show how did it get out of hand so fast.
>implying you wouldnt fuck ross
GG sucked from the beginning. It was clear it was just a cash grab attempt for Jon and Arin.
Jon was the only likable guy, I'm glad he left. It was such a waste of time to have in on that show. Arin seems like such an ass/prick
ugly chicks always turn goth to pretend that being freaky is beautiful
I can't even watch this show anymore, I haven't in months. Arin has turned into one of the least entertaining human being, Danny is letting his actual talent go to waste, and the rest are just boring hanger ons. Especially Suzy, holy shit, she has to be the most bland of all of them
I know this is gonna go against the /v/ culture, but I honestly would.
You know how there's always that one ugly chick you just wanna fuck like an animal and you don't know why? Suzy is that for me. I don't think she's that bad looking. You can tell she's ruined her face with makeup though. Her sister actually looks good despite being her twin.
That hot pepper gaming vid gives me an erection.
>Jon Tron shows his true "gaming skills"
>Claims to be a hardcore gamer and speaks on their behalf
>Starts a stream for charity
>Plays his "all time favorite game" Banjo&Kazooie intent to finsih it
>Plays it on Xbox
>Cant complete the game despite the stream chat telling him the answer to all puzzles
>Quits the game
>"it was better when i was a kid" comment blaming the game for his lack of skill
>Loads up an emulator with a finished save to finish it off
>Save scums final battle
>Thinks he has accomplished something
>the little children that are his fans defend him
Barry here. I don't have a contract with Polaris, I'm technically not an employee due to the way I'm paid. I finally need to just lay this shit to rest, because I'm the only one who can.
Things were going wrong. More and more episodes were having to be thrown out because they didn't live up to Arin's standards. This especially became a problem with Sonic '06, and people began to notice the episodes were farther and farther apart.
Finally, it exploded on an episode of what I -think- was Sonic '06. Arin just started screaming at Jon and turned off the recording software. He kept saying that this was his career and that Jon needed to put in "some actual fucking effort". Jon just looked shell-shocked, like he didn't see it coming at all. Arin stormed out after yelling at him for a bit.
Jon started joking about it pretty quickly. He said things like "WOW man he needed to get that off his chest, haha" and I just kind of laughed and agreed although it was clear to me Arin was cosmically pissed off. When Arin came back, Jon laughed and said "feelin' a little less pissy, buddy?" and Arin just fucking decked him.
He didn't say a word. He just fucking punched him right in the face.
I sort of yelled in surprise or something because Arin looked at me next, angrily. A single syllable left my mouth before his fist collided with my face too.
I fell back into the wall and slumped down, dazed. Suzy walked into the room as asked what the hell was going on. Without even looking at her, Arin swept his leg into hers and flung her to the ground, her head hitting with a sickening crack.
Just then, Danny came in and started telling some bullshit story about fucking every woman in some lesbian Jewish orgy. Arin grabbed him and suplexed him, drop-kicking his mid-air rag-dolled body out the fucking window in a delirious multi-hit combo. Jon couldn't handle it and quit on the spot.
I'm sorry it took me so long to speak up. You deserved to know.
>being butthurt over a game
i bet you hit your dashboard key if you lose a match in CS:GO
This is an older picture, at least a few months.
You can tell by Dan's hair.
Arin seems to be able to go from fit to pudgy and gross in the span of a few months. It's weird.
Also goddamn shave the face pubes.
danny isnt even a gamer
the less he shows up the best
we could have prevented him from changing,
he could still be his nerdy
he could have had that pink hair girl
You really think Barry would be the type of person that would browse /v/?
Actually, scratch that, if anyone of the grumps was on here, it probably would be Barry. I bet he has this copypasta on hand to post into every GameGrumps thread that shows up.
suzy wanted to get married in a skeleton museum
and so they did
Egoraptor here. I have to warn you about GameGrumps. The Arin currently on GG is not me. No, it is a clone created in my image. The beatboxing and raping are products of a brain that didn't clone properly. Suzy has complete control of my Twitter account and the clone has grown a terrible beard to fool the public into believing that it is human and capable of making decisions. I should have listened to Jon when he told me that Suzy was up to something... big. She wants to make an army of Arin clones to tell the world a tale.
If you ever see it in public, recite the phrase, "MIX THE FUCK OUT OF 'EM" and it will engage in its shutdown protocol. Afterwords, Suzy will probably take action, and it will be up to you to stop her.
Please, /v/. You're my only hope.
reminder that suzy made arin marry in a skeleton museum
reminder that holly made ross marriage be sci-fi themed
have you ever wondered how to make ghosts go away? want your house to stop being haunted?
Suzy has you covered!
It's was great when Jon was there. Danny came and Arin became shit.
Really it just boils down to Arin being garbage. He's not funny, he's a little bitch, he's boring as all shit. I'd rather watch PewDiePie and Danny honestly.
>Arin has the same body I started to have 4 years ago
thank god I stopped sitting on my ass and actually started lifting heavy.
4 years later, I have a model-tier 10/10 body and not a 2/10 fat blobby mess like Arin.
>great when jon was there
it was always shit you fucking assburger.
>Did he just come from an episode of Doctor Who?
that's the point
the wedding was sci-fi themed
they are totally not gonna regret this in 30 years
Should have been danny and ross. Maybe barry as well. Ross will actually stand his ground with danny and just talk over him. If arin chips in to say his shitty poop joke ross just stops talking.
walkin around in my
I saw the Game Grumps a few months back. They were eating together in an outdoor mall food court I work at here in LA. When I say Game Grumps I mean Arin, Dan, Ross, Suzy, and Barry.
Something seemed off about them. They were kind of behaving like the popular kid table in high school, all high and mighty. Plus they all had fur coats hanging on their chairs in the heat of August. Something was definitely amiss. I glanced at them a few times from across the food court, and I'm pretty sure they noticed. I'm a fan, so I left my stand to walk over and greet them, but the second I got up, they all stood simultaneously, picked up their food and moved to a table farther from me. Arin signaled for them to lean in. He whispered something and then made a loud fart sound with his mouth and they all started laughing hysterically. Like, obnoxiously so. People all over the food court stared because of how loud they were laughing. At this point I just went back into the stand I work at cause I wasn't sure I wanted to introduce myself to these people anymore.
They sat there for the entire day. I worked an 8 hour shift and they were already there when I showed up. When the mall was a few minutes past closing and it was time for them to leave, security politely asked them to go. All five of them stared the dude down in silence for an entire minute. Finally, Arin and Dan got on top of the table and yelled in unison "Grumps family! Mooooove out!" Then they recited the Grumps theme into megaphones for everyone to hear, jumped down and started walking out together in a V formation, like a flock of birds would. They were repeatedly chanting "Hey I'm Grump! I'm not so Grump! And we're the Game Grumps!" like 10 or 15 times. Arin even had Dan say it alone so he could beatbox along to it.
Anyway, it was all very strange. I'm wondering if anyone else has ever met them and has a similar story?
Oh god. I didn't even see that. Holy shit that looks retarded.
I used to love Arin but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being a grump but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His channel, the one chance of him following his dream of being a animator, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken relationship with Jon, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she caused it is all but confirmed. She has FAS.
I think he'd kill himself if not for Jon, but with his wife's reputation I doubt he's allowed to see him in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
>D club - touched dicks with other guys, swordfighting style (erect)
>used to say his sexuality is "cool"
>always picks the female character
>fav color is pink
>various instances of crossdressing
>kissed Oney on the mouth
is there still anyone who believes this "man" is totally straight?
>Arin and Danny are pretty much just as funny, even if the stories are less about the games
>Suddenly, stories run out
>Arin gets married
>Arin grows a bread
>Arin starts to get
>Pretends to be the 'off the handle cool guy' which he isn't, because there can't be 2 straight men
>No dynamic between Arin and Danny at all
I loved it when Jon used to challenge Arin's stupid opinions. A loved when they'd genuinely argue and genuinely laugh.
There's none of that anymore. There's no reason to watch.
I thank the lord that Jon is actually doing extremely well and collaborates with others a lot. As well as mentions his involvement with GG. He did like 3 game grumps references during the latest continue episode, and had a jon grump plushie behind his during the latest jontron.
Yeah, Spazkid is great on Oney's Let's Plays and the Sleepy Cabin podcast, but is completely socially inept around any other people.
I agree completely. I knew every person except for one (mitch? mike?) and it was hard to tell who was doing what or hear other people.
>chooses to click on the game grumps thread
>surprised to find a picture of Jontron