>gun culture has spread to literal infants
This was posted on the official Bayonetta 2 facebook page and was done by one of its concept artists. This is bad.
>This is bad.
Yeah, if you sexualise kids. Maybe you should stop that, you fucking pedophile.
Good for the baby. I hope it's having a nice time.
only closeted pedo use word 'sexualise kids.' normal people will see naked kids and not get aroused,
If you affraid so much with naked kids then its clear you are the wrong one, you affraid because you have hidden urge to get horny
you are the pedo anon
Well the baby's just a baby. It's not like what it's wearing is particularly slutty or anything. Looks like average baby attire minus the fancy nature of the gun and sleeves of course.
You can get in jail for having a fake pistol and pointing it at someone on the streets. Baby is pointing a fake pistol at the screen while eating lollipop, which is not recommended for children smaller than 3 years old, and while wearing sexualized clothes.
I'm not afraid of anything like that. I'm just pointing out to the OP that he should stop getting his knickers in a twist and calm the fuck down. I don't even see the problem.
ANON. BABIES WEAR THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME.
JUST BECAUSE IT RESEMLES BAYONETTA'S CLOTHES' DESIGN DOESN'T MEAN IT'S SEXUALIZED. GET IT TOGETHER.
>My face when in Hell that one enemy that turns you into Cereza
Oh my god she's so fucking adorable I just want to stick
an actual non sexual innuendo lollipop in her mouth to make her feel better
It has already started guys!
Platinum's going down in flames!
>You can get in jail for having a fake pistol and pointing it at someone on the streets
I never got this.
America loves owning tools of murder but then they expel a kid for drawing one.
Eat a dick amigo, don't bring funs into this.
I'd like to see more of these using other video game characters
>baby gears of war
also for kids
>look at the outfit. woooooooooooow, way to sexualize a minor
>mfw people try to outlaw onesies
another hilarious thing to consider. what if they come out and say the baby is a boy. how quickly would the naysayers switch their opinion and praise the child for breaking gender barriers.
What's that one manga about supergirl? The one where she has to take shits in a giant canyon because they come out so hard, and then the shits start coming to life because they're super turds and then she has to beat them?
What's wrong with american culture? Why would you make a toy out of a tool for killing? Why would you give a candy with a plastic stick to a baby that could easily swallow it and die? Why would you dress your baby like that?
I'm seing it too, doesn't seem down to me.
FUCKING ANIME SHIT WHY WOULD YOU EVER WATCH SOMETHING THAT SHITTY
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
JUST LOOK HOW RETARDED AZUSA AZUNYAN LOOKS
WHY WOULD YOU PEOPLE WATCH DIS SHIT?
It's the largest, most intrusive culture in the world.
Like the American dollar it's become accepted in almost every other country. So much so we have "no culture."
Wearing jeans or shorts? Give them back, that's our thing.
Discussing anything about the media? Hand it over.
Caring about celebrities? You better pay up.
Because who cares. The kids not going to do shit with it. Why did Europoors make wooden swords for kids centuries ago to fuck around with?
>Giving hard candy to baby
Never seen it myself, but it's retarded.
Are you fucking stupid?
You're a perma-virgin who doesn't know newborn children can swim just fine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy1ym8NxdyI
Educate yourself and make plans to get a family you fucking fatass.
Can you read filenames you retarded niggers?
Are you always calling strangers fat you twat? How about you make sure your wife isn't fucked by niggers behind your back you beta.
>Image with dollar in hook
>LELELELE I WAS JUST BAITING
Sure you were, loser.
Make plans for your life you pathetic faggot.
So you are telling people on 4chan to...marry and found a family?
>stupid enough to take things seriously on 4chan
>so fucking underage that he doesn't know the controversy about that album
>at this point it might as well be a joke than bait
>still gets mad and falls for non-existent b8
>joke gets explained because you're too stupid
>"wahh you baited me shitposter"
>I was just PRETENDING to be retarded, don't you see?!
I didn't want this
>you didn't know babies could swim.
>you being in charge of still not understanding the joke/reference/b8 after it's already explained
>recommends others to read books
this is too ironic
Yeah, this is why I didn't keep up with manga, I can't even find cruel humour in these, just depressing stuff. I think just stopped some chapters after an old lady sacrificed clones of herself to stay young, (or I maybe the cockroach chapter where she replaces a woman's burned skin with cockroach stuff?), so maybe I'm wrong and more stuff happens later.
Great art though, that's for sure.
ITT: dipshits completely miss the point this guy was trying to make and try to inform him about worthless trivia because they are blithering mental midgets.
>lolipops are wrong for babies
>toy pistol is wrong for babies
>all the costume is just black clothres but that is also wrong for babies
the lollipop is clearly just for the promotional shot and i dount the baby was left unwatched with it, moist people dont give their babies lollipops but i assume if people did they would also watch their baby
the gun you might be right on
>tfw the manga has ended
>tfw found out that the author also had another manage
>tfw that manga also ended
Goddamn... they were such comfy reads too, always with awesome twists and interesting characters.
>>getting Bayonetta 2 with 2 separate boxes for discs
But that's good, you fucking retard
>not wanting to have a box for Bayo1 and another for Bayo2
Although I'm happy enough that we got a disc, as NoA can be pretty retarded sometimes.
inb4 people getting mad over the Ito ending
That doesn't make sense though
We got Destiny (shit game, I know) earlier than americans, we got Bayonetta 2 in separate cases, we got lots of Xenoblade Chronicles at the time, while americans were struggling to find a copy and these are just a few examples. It's ok over here, bro. We do also have PS2 era games in some shitty stores and some very poor people still buy it, but your average brazilian has at the very least a Xbox 360 or PS3 at home, like americans. The consoles and games are just a bit overpriced, but we still buy them. I guess we're kinda like Australia, but with no censorship.
Nope. Separate cases.
And I got my Bayonetta 2 copy for half the price, during a Saraiva fuck-up when they were updating their website with the Bayo 2 pre-order info early in september.
>Ito's endings are always like that
I know. But for whatever reason this one just makes me feel like I'm missing something, unlike the likes of DRR DRR DRR which has SOME kind of closure
what about dry people then?
Can I have some proof or something like that? This seems too good to be true. Like, we get the same shit as US every time and then suddenly something from EU appears here? Gaming of Brasil is so fucking hard to understand.
Yeah, I heard about that.
Ok I'm not sure if all this is just mass trolling or something but people do realise that the entire costume as photoshopped onto the baby, right?
I'm not just being tricked massively?
I mean you can even see the sorta bad textures on the front too...
When i was a tiny kid i was eating lollipops and playing with toy guns.
I remember cap guns were hype shit and those two-flavoured chupa chups were the best.
What's the fags points?
Well I meant, compare this to the Holes in the Wall story. Sort of had like, a mystery going on, bits of background information are revealed over time, and we eventually see what the FUNCTION of the holes were, even if we were never told WHY they were built, or by whom.
Or say, the one with the balloon people, they don't explain what the fuck it was, but we do find out what happened to all of the characters
But the support beam story, like, objectively I know there's nothing TO get, but my brain is still searching for SOMETHING to cling to as closure, but there's absolutely nothing.
Because that picture is hot I'll explain it to you.
Many hundreds of years ago people believed in ghosts and spirits. They also believed that sacrificing a human by burying him below the building/bridge/castle his spirit would move into the main pillar of the building, strengthen it and protect it from the wrath of the gods.
This was known as 人柱 (Hitobashira) in Japan and the story is a take on it.
/v/ says it was written by Ito's wife
it was a metaphor about working fathers/husbands risking their lives to support their families
It's more a metaphor for the one person supporting their family no matter what.
I personally take it as "Ito humour" since like, he calls for help, then says to leave him there, and the explanation is "It's a long story", with the entire scene being dramatic and such.
It did made me giggle a bit at how silly all that was, to be honest.
Anyone else getting a lot of glitches? For prologue and parts of ch1 during the loading screen the Bayonetta model is invisible and now I just started chapter 2 and the audio during the loading screen (Bayonetta's grunts, attack noises, etc) as well as Luka's voice are all heavily slowed down.
I tried to restart after the audio glitch but it's still there.
Estou só na tanga rapaz, sou tuga. Bom saber que vocês estão a ser bem tratados por aí.
wait, is that Ito doing some social commentary on depressed middle aged men?
We're not as much as he make it seem like it, but it's progress. For example, games and console here are still considered gambling. Prices are still retarded. Games range from 70 to 90 dollars. Some games are 60 dollars, like 3DS games.
Might be true on the loading issue but the audio glitch.. wow it's so annoying because all the vocals are slowed down and it sounds like I'm watching one of those anonymous interviews on 60 minutes.
how else is a baby supposed to protect itself?
>brazilian versions of the game come in different covers, if BR dude is correct
>brazilian version of games for the WiiU are for the American region, since our consoles are the same as the North American one
If true, americans could import the "brazilian" version to get the discs in separate cases and it would still work on their WiiU.
And it still baffles me Gaming of Brasil actually went to the trouble of making a total new version for Brazil instead of just getting the US one.
But, as I said, there's the region lock, so they couldn't just get the EU version and sell it. Normally they just get the US version and sell it, since it's the same region and some games even have spanish on it because of Mexico.
well, this is different
But his spanish argument is KINDA solid. Spanish is close to portuguese in some parts, making it easy for brazilians to understand it. There are even people who, given the choice, play on spanish because they don't understand english.
Fran likes to experiment. She's curious. And her experiments are usually, "Let's see what happens."
Also, that dude in this story brought this on himself by fucking his octo-sis.
Nah, there's definitely worse than that.
...come to think of it, it's been a while since I've read Fran. I don't remember a lot of it.
Perhaps it's time to re-read it.
Here's a link for anyone who wishes to do so if this thread gets nuked.
There was that one guy who became a sentinel, and he had super regeneration ability, so he paired up with some psycho that let him get blown the fuck out in every fight.
And there was that girl who went through multiple surgeries to become an anime character for her bf.
And there was the cockroach girl.
And those people that got turned into dogs.
I'm one of them, and I don't own a WiiU, so can't say.
And I searched a bit, and found nothing about the Gaming of Brasil version coming in two cases. I think the guy who said that bought the EU version and didn't know.
Their point is that modern children need to be coddled and sheltered from EVERYTHING until they become adults, at which point you kick them out and tell them "good fucking luck".
Oh, never teach them anything about how to survive on their own, like how to write a check, or pay bills, or shoot a gun safely, or maintain a clean house, or garden, or how to hunt and dress game, or how to vote, or how to cook or do basically anything they don't teach you in school.
Because children are PRECIOUS TWEASURES.
>And there was that girl who went through multiple surgeries to become an anime character for her bf.
i really want someone to dump this
>And those people that got turned into dogs.
was this dog body, human face or dog/human mix body face
About the dog people, they were basically humans whose bone structures were warped. Think person turning into a werewolf, but without any fur.
Its been a while, but I think Fran did it to punish some spies that were trying to steal secrets from her or a something.
>gentle consensual intercourse
>with a man
Check your cis-privilege, you fucking pissbaby nazi shitlord
Do all Fran manga end with loving, young, mutated monstergirl couples killing each other?
Also are the alot of stories? Might pick it up.
Yes, there are a lot. They don't always end in monster couples killing each other.
Fucking western culture getting offende by this.
I bet Fran loves you too, loyal lab rats.
tumblr needs to get the fuck out, there is nothing wrong with this. yes the original bayonetta costume is sexy but there's nothing overtly sexy about this, stop being a faggot
There's more for everybody!
Surely you jest! She has the personality of a rabid half-starved gorilla.
>apples are made to be thrown through windows
>I'm going to post astronaut porn until this thread derails
If you would enjoy another amputated waistline spontaneously exploding in your face, by all means I will deliver.
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OP is a Brazilian, he's probably retarded and malnourished. Ignore the deliriums of a starving sand nigger.
Why hasn't the Franken Fran manga been translated and published in English?
You want me to kick your head so far that neither your body or Veronica will find it this time or something?!
You seem to be implying that I have never lost my head in the past.
I want to lick Ebola-chan!