>tfw mother used to work for fashion magazine and I got to tag along to all the shoots
>behind the scenes at a zoo
>got to hold a wallabee and get in the cage with a panther
>thought there was no panther in the cage
>theres a gigantic fucking panther on a fucking log staring right down at me
He didnt even leave the upper platform, he just followed me in like a stalking posture as I fast walked the fuck out of the enclosure while monkeys in the adjacent enclosure were howling and getting turnt the fuck up watching me almost get taken out
Would totally do it again if I got the chance, nature is so cool and scary at the same time.
Holy fucking kek Christians who believe in the trinity attempting to pass off Muslims as the non monotheists.
I don't understand. The Christian and Muslim God are the SAME God. Just because they call it by different names doesn't mean it's not the same.
Organized religion is fucking retarded.
The USA camera saved him, just like USA saved europe in WWII
>Year of Our Lord 2014
>Not understanding the singularity of the trinity
What an alpha fucking player, I hate Counter Strike but damn, that dude is alright.
>a) it's only a simulation
It's as real as Hatred
>you will never be japanese and have infinite good porn
>oh look a new webm thread
>it's the same 5 or 6 people posting the same batch of webms
>no new content ever
>welcome to /v/
>having to clarify that you're not gay
>not being comfortable enough in your own sexuality that you don't mind that people think you're gay because you know that you aren't gay
>being a closet homo
Yes, I understood this. A VR adventure inside a video game is as real as the video game itself. Saying "It's violent but it's okay because it's not really happening" is pointless here
>force some shitty interface
That was the problem with Mayhem.
>im too lazy to tweak it.
That's the opposite of forced.
You can compile Mayhem and it will still work most of the time, but you wouldn't want to be using it in a WebM thread anyway.
>oh look, it's that one faggot who gets into consolewars and brags about his console being better, yet he's on /v/ all day expecting to be entertained by new content all the time because his games are shit
Here's the source. The guy's being cheeky and I don't like it.
Fucking Guerrilla, I wonder if today's top pc could handle some mass destruction without dropping framerate into a trash.
>"English for Gays"
seriously though, i cant into moon, please help
You're alright, anon.
I'd buy you a beer.
>not praising our lord and savior xenu
you're gonna look pretty stupid when you get rejected at the pearly gates while the rest of us have bomb ass alien parties getting all that pussayy lmao
>starts chasing after him
>that sudden "OH FUCK" moment
>runs the fuck away
>lame CS:GO plays
>set-up b4 plays
>tool assisted smash
>same melee clips
>not even talking about vidya, just "whut gaem?"
You're alright anon but today you are great. Thank you.
mfw I know who that is.
mfw I remember that game.
It got so fucking disgusting.
GTA sure is fun
then you get to the flying bits and learn you're a pleb
Parts of it yes. However best girl pulled me trough and offered me the best ending.
>We have a new technology that automatically places snow on objects, so we don't need to create separate assets for snowy regions
>OH BOY OH BOY, CAN'T WAIT FOR COMFY CAPS OF SNOW EVERYWHERE
>game comes out
>it's just white map for objects
>looks literally like a layer of white paint
>no texture detail whatsoever
What adult between 18 and 30 gets physically ill from drawn porn and uses the word "hawt"?
If this disturbs you please stop posting.
Unfortunately yes, it's a platformer built around speedrunning and getting the fastest times possible. There's no multiplayer and the only combat is against npc enemies.
The game is called Cloudbuilt. It's hella fun, definitely worth buying in my opinion.
God damn that looks fantastic. Don't get me wrong the game is fuckawful
and the only time I'll ever play it again is to get my senile cape in a years timebut with their track record that could have looked far worse.
The 8.9k? That's just that boss's signature move. It freezes its target, waits a few seconds, then lands an instakill hit. You're meant to provoke it off of the frozen person and use a defensive ability to negate it, promoting teamwork.
I was under the impression that pic related was fairly accurate.
Yep. Jagex has really outdone themselves with the newer content's graphics. It's like a completely different game. Nostalgiafags will defend the old graphics but honestly it looks way better.
yes; it was released like a month ago. after 10 years of waiting
Just play the game, idiot. Monster Girl Quest.
Go do it right now. Your nuts will be dried up husks by the time you're finished with it, and we won't have to deal with your stupid ass until you get bored of it.
Now fuck off.
It's just multiplied to show more precise numbers. Previously when you hit 1 or 2 or whatever you were actually hitting 1.23 or 2.64 or something. What they did was remove the decimal point. a hit of 800 now is actually just 8 from the old times.
lol i remember going through the well of souls or whatever it was and going into the elf zone for the first time. i was so mad the elf city wasnt there i stood on one of the tiger pits and died
I think that was a bug, but either way there's a mod to fixed it. You'd think that'd be one of the first things they'd fix, being such a noticeable flaw in a snow setting, but then again it is Bethesda....
How do I make my webms last longer without them looking like shit?
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
I RECOGNIZE THAT PRIEST!
The lasers turn off when one of the guards come to 1 meter distance.
Thats why Sam is dragging him along.
Ofc you'd know that if you actually played the game and not been an autistic nintendobaby.
>I can never go above level 2
Just beat Shanon and the bitch was full of bullshit.
jesus christ she`s gonna drop that fucking can any second now
>oh no I fell for easy bait
>better call HIM retarded before people find out I am
Nothing person kid
better luck next time
nice trick, a
shame she's an ugly gook
ISSAT A SEQUEL TO SUPERSONIC ACROBATIC ROCKET-POWERED BATTLE-CARS?!
No, it's not. Chaos Theory almost always gives you multiple solutions to a problem. This is just a particularly smart one. Guards automatically disable laser triggers when they walk near them.
It's a great game. Absolute height of the franchise. Very much worth your time. You can play it standalone without playing any of the other games, there's very little plot connection between the individual Splinter Cell games.
>I will never befriend a baby lioness
>yfw part 2 and you lose to Alice
>yfw she says she has a sea anemone in her pussy.
>Ilias's reaction when you lose to Beelzebub
Is Ilias set to get more and more sick of your shit as the game goes on, or are her Evaluation rants based on the number of times you've died?