Only one point in fireblast, max ignite, get a point in bloodlust at 3 and go back and forth between it and Ignite. Don't buy a scepter. Get a blink dagger and a veil of discord, be a good support, and win the game.
>meet them at a social gathering
>get along with both of them
>make both of them laugh and feel comfy around you
>they both like you a lot
>get them drunk and take them to a back room
>they start sucking your dick at the same time
>sometimes one of them deepthroats you while the other one licks your balls
>they take turns sucking it hard, and share your load after you cum
What happens if one of the girls doesn't want to have sex with a man but the other one does — is that rape? Do they have to buy separate tickets if they see a 3-D movie, because they require one seat but two sets of glasses? What if Abby had failed her driving test but Brittany had passed it? What if one of them is sleepy and the other one is wide awake? Since they have two stomachs but one bladder do they have to pee all the time? What if one had graduated high school but the other had failed all her classes? What happens if they have to throw up?
If you'd stop being a lazy fuck and just youtube them, they've already taken their driver tests. They literally could only have taken it once, but they both decided to take it twice and get separate license for each head. All your other questions are just retarded.
But if the circulatory system is shared, then blood will continue to flow and provide oxygen/nutrients to all the vital organs, right? Would one's heart stop after brain death if the other one can kinda compensate?
these broads are hellbent on basically being the same person and sharing absolutely everything
No the fuck they're not. How many sets of reproductive organs do they have? Which head do the reproductive organs belong to? Reproductive rights? If one gets pregnant can the other decide to abort?
No no no, you're getting what I'm saying.
The heart's beating is self-perpetuating. Sympathetic and parasympathetic innervation only changes how rapidly it beats. In fact, a heart with no innervation actually beats slightly faster.
In a normal human being death, the heart stops beating because it, like all other organs, is no longer receiving blood flow. But if there's a second heart keeping the blood flowing, then NEITHER heart would even fail, even if one brain shut off.
I'm genuinely curious about this. I can't wait one dies and we learn what happens.
Holy shit, just imagine having to carry around your other half's limp body, knowing that this is your fate as well.
>I can't wait one dies and we learn what happens.
There are just some things I wish we wouldn't waste our scientific potential finding out. At the same time, even if we did care enough, we wouldn't dedicate the resources to do it right.
I'm curious too.
I'm just fucking bothered as fuck that they're alive. I mean, I feel that there is some sort of damage that is inflicted on the rest of society with the knowledge that they exist. I know that it is impolite to stare at the freakshow, but for fuck's sake, why is the freakshow even there.
Those girls are fucking fascinating though. They need to donate theit body to science when they pass
I guess you are right then if you assume the other half would simply life on.
However I have no clue how their shared organs work. Their intestine for example - what controls that? (As far as I can tell by this thread this is actually the only shared organ). Lets say one dead brain fucks with the function there - might that kill the person?
...I almost wish one of their brains would die so that we can witness what would happen. Never been so curious in my life
>In interviews for the Discovery Channel in 2006, the girls, then 16, said that they hoped to date, get married, and have children
I think it is absolutely disgusting that nobody explained to them how unrealistic that would be and that anybody desiring a relationship with them is certain to be absolutely fucked up in the head.
>I think it is absolutely disgusting that nobody explained to them how unrealistic that would be and that anybody desiring a relationship with them is certain to be absolutely fucked up in the head.
Abigail is probably unable to carry a child to term, she has certain deformities which would make it difficult. I am sure she's been apprised of the situation by now.
>Each twin controls her half of their body, operating one of the arms and one of the legs.
Imagine your whole life being like a 2v2 Marioparty minigame.
>Attending Evangelical Christian college
There's your answer. No matter how fucked up the situation may be, God comes through and normalizes it.
I want to be in the room observing the theological discussion that most certainly exists here. Because it would be so detached from any practical reality and would exemplify why religion can't seem to make rational decisions regarding women's reproductive health.
>Brittany's leg is in fact nearly two inches shorter than Abigail's leg; and Brittany tends to stand and walk on tip-toe which has given her a significantly larger calf muscle than Abigail
Wow that's gotta suck. You'd think the parents would have just put a two inch plank under Brittany's shoes to make their legs even.
It sounds ridiculous but I mean if your lived it your whole life I'm sure it eventually becomes second nature.
Laid and relationship are two different things.
There are those guys that enjoy feeding, and weight gain and shit.
They have been working together since birth both learning at the same time.
It's the ultimate game of Co-op.
Also when the write emails and shit they reply in the singular unless a message is directed at one specifically.
>They each control one half of the body, though.
A pleasant fantasy which Abigail perpetuates in order to protect her sister, there's little evidence of this being the case though.
>can't masturbate without it being lesbian incest
>can't have sex without it being a threesome
>brit is actually unable to control anything below the neck
Imagine living in a waking nightmare where you have no real control over anything your body does, relying on another to do everything while you're just there for the ride.
I understand fucking horses. I'm not joking, that is just an extreme exploration of sexuality.
Fat is what doesn't make sense to me. Or people are just totally ignorant of it. Because fat screams of cardiovascular disease. Heart-attacks, burden on healthcare, selfish gluttony, and a whole mess of other things.
The worst thing horse-fucking could be is animal rights abuse. But desiring outrageously out of shape bodies is about as disgusting as sex with people suffering from polio.
>unless a message is directed at one specifically
I love the idea of someone being friends with one and hating the other
'Oh my god Brittany, did you like, see what you sister was wearing the other day, it was totally trashy. By the way, I just LOVE that new outfit you got!'
I believe that. But I don't know where to begin outlining the criteria for "deformed" without such a process to be clear and free from abuse.
But that day won't come in our lifetimes. Because we first have to convince like 70% of the world population that souls don't fucking exist and should have no bearing on anything on this earth even if they did.
I don't see the point in putting them down.
I see a point in forbidding them to breed and pass on their condition (as long technology isn't able to prevent this). However, you can say this thing about any predisposition to any genetical disease or imperfection. Where is the line?
..also who cares? Not my midget children.
I can't look at that pic for too long, they freak me the fuck out for some reason. I'd rather fuck the crypt keeper than one of those human blow up dolls. At least the crypt keeper can tell me some cool stories after.
>I don't see the point in putting them down.
They're generally a burden (this is the only way to describe it, really) on both the family and any society that may have to support it (may).
Genetical diseases are another can of worms, though it is only for the fully capable and understanding adults to deal with it.
>also who cares.
You'd be surprised.
>Always thought the two headed girl was a shoop
I would say to their family. At least initially but not when they got older. At least these two girls seem to be able to function.
So, I'd say it's up to the parents if they want to live with that.
Thinking about a two headed girl sucking my dick is making me feel strange
I feel like we're living through that Jet Li movie "The One" and Iggy Azalea is probably trying to find and kill those two to gain their powers.
>However, you can say this thing about any predisposition to any genetical disease or imperfection. Where is the line?
I know our society in the free world has real big difficulties drawing the line. I mean we're closing women's health clinics all over the country.
But I think we can start by prohibiting people with the genetic condition for things like Alzheimers or Huntington's from having children.
I'm going to get Alzheimers. I got tested and in some 40 years I'm going to go batshit crazy, don't ask me what prompted that test. I am not going to have children.
Read the thread nignog.
WE ARE ABRI. WE ARE IN CONTROL.
TIME TO READ IT AGAIN
I read that as "Do you think they're tired?"
It made me kind of sad.
A serial killer is typically defined as a person who murders three or more people over a period of more than 30 days, with a "cooling off" period between each murder, and whose motivation for killing is largely based on psychological gratification.
Mass murder (in military contexts, sometimes interchangeable with "mass destruction") is the act of murdering a large number of people (four or more), typically at the same time or over a relatively short period of time.
>At least these two girls seem to be able to function.
They part of a minority.
And I mean a big time minority. It all comes down to whether it illness will bring them nothing but suffering (to everybody involved) or not. But really, if people gave some thought about it there wouldn't as many "accidental" pregnancies.
Imagine if one of them had a profile on tinder or POF or something
>I'm really close to my sister
>if you're dating me you have to date her as well
>that guys face when he shows up to the date
Honestly? I Feel like it would get really exhausting.
I just had a baby scare not too long ago, but I got lucky and it was not mine.
I am very seriously considering a vasectomy after that.
You would have to be an idiot to have children and force them to endure the end of society that will be the next 100 years.
How the hell is it possible they can drive a car?
>motivation for killing is largely based on psychological gratification.
You don't really need a motive to be a serial killer, in fact if you just kill people randomly and with no pattern its even better for you because the police will have a much harder time to track you down
>tfw you will never have a 2 headed gf
>tfw you will probably never have a gf again because you ex`s have turned you into a horrible and physically violent person
when did i become the villain /v/...
>pull them over at night
>walk up to the window
>License and regi- you see the faces of satan staring back at you.
>Don't say a word, just walk back to your patrol car and drive off
I didn't become violent, but I've absolutely become a cold and overall unpleasant person.
Getting cheated on really fucked me up, anon. I know that feel.
It's actually easier having to brains only having to focus on certain parts of driving. For instance, the left head only needs to worry about breaking and turning left. Easy. They could be professional race car drivers.
"Senility" is just a general term for mental degradation, which affects 30% of people over the age of 65. Alzheimer's (basically your brain falls apart) is just one condition that causes the symptoms that fall under senility.
Many people retain their mental acuity, motor functions and memories even in their 90s+. Me, I'm going to forget shit; and some shit will be left behind and I'm hoping it is the better parts of me, unlike memories of war or suffering in life. Then, once my brain is thoroughly rotted away, it will stop working.
So no, Alzheimers doesn't affect everybody. Senility happens to many people. And many people die no different than they were twenty or thirty years ago.
Man, playing a solo lane with ogre vs a low damage lane is the best fuckign thing. You waddle in, get last hit, then waddle out. Trow some fire on them then when you hit 6/7 you unleash a fat ogre load on the very poor support . It feels so fuckign good.
HOLY FUCK THAT PUTS EVERYTHING IN A NEW HORRIFYING PERSPECTIVE
this is why I still visit this shithole
100 years? Think they will be old enough to deal with it.
It seems cold hearted but I understand that. Then again, is the "well-being" of the group more important than the individual?
Let's try to make it less abstract:
Parents get mutant child which will not be able to survive without some sort of medical care. Parents want to keep mutant child, though, even if they won't be able to pay for it. For society it would mean it will cost money but for anyone individually it won't even be noticeable.
Now again, I actually think that people should realize that that they pass on genes that will harm their children (not even talking about the human gen pool in general) and simply don't do it (there are alternatives) but if two "normal" adults got unlucky but want to keep their "mutant" - does it really matter?
>I am not going to have children.
That's something I think is admireable. Deciding not to pass on such an illness. That is definitely what people should think about.
Also sorry about your future condition.
Also would have accepted Nunu.
Less than a bunny, I guess.
It's limb-based combat at its finest
>Now again, I actually think that people should realize that that they pass on genes that will harm their children (not even talking about the human gen pool in general) and simply don't do it (there are alternatives) but if two "normal" adults got unlucky but want to keep their "mutant" - does it really matter?
Depends on your stand on putting the dog down or waiting while it suffers. At harsh it may sound, parents willingly going through it are pretty much just taking care of an rather expensive and needy mascot, which I found to be more unfortunate and cruel than the alternative.
But really, I'm not somebody that would participate in eugenic-crap unless it affected me to a interpersonal level. Props to the twins (?) though
What if one loves big black cock and wants to get a nigger boyfriend, but the other hates niggers and is storm front-tier racist.
its only worth it if you can get it sub 20 minutes, if you cant you are better off just getting a vlads
since you need blink first item aghs is really only ever going to be worth it if you snowball hard off several kills early on
If one of those heads smokes weed do they both get high? Can one head inhale and the other exhale? I have so many questions right now
Better yet, the one doing the throating can continue on indefinitely as long as the other one breaths for her. So you could just shove your shaft down Brittany and keep her face against your crotch while Abigail casually does what she wants, toying with their shared vagina while her sister develops her skills beyond that of any other woman.
They share lungs and shit, so yes I would guess only one of them would have to drink/smoke/whatever to feel fucked up, although the head that smoked miiiight feel it more because the inhaled smoke is closer to their brain instead of the twin that didnt, but when the smoke is released from the lungs ideally there would be an even distribution of where the thc goes thus both brains feel it equally. The question is what does their internal anatomy look like?
I really, really want this to be true. But it's sadly more likely that it's Abigail's vagina and that she alone feels it, while her sister remains a virgin for eternity.
didnt stop pros from rushing it after blink in almost every match brew was picked in TI4 (which was a lot considering he was the 7th most popular hero at the tournament)
nowadays people only get it when they are already snowballing into a win, otherwise they get vlads into shivas
This makes someone wonders, maybe all those crazy hindu gods were real people who were only freaks like that girl, that weren't killed at birth, since India seems to have a lot of people like that.
>she was suffering from an infected pressure ulcer at the neck end of the parasitic twin and continuous fevers.
>Lakshmi had a second kidney which was necrotic.
>The autosite's (Lakshmi herself) feet were affected by clubfoot.
>Doctors surmised early on that without the operation, she would not be able to live into her teens.
Maybe you're right, and god used to be less of an asshole
Now this turns me on
>these two will never come out with what they do when they masturbate and how awkward it is
>or for that matter what sex is like for them and their partner
>they will carry it with them to their grave(s)
Abigail and Brittany have individual organs in the upper part of their body, while most of them located at or below the level of the navel are shared, the exception being the spinal cord.
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
It is a matter of perspective and how you get it. If you're raised in a wonderful atmosphere that you're just fine and can do anything, you'll have a jovial, though sheltered, viewpoint on life.
If you're belittled and mocked your entire life, you will BELIEVE that there's something wrong with you and thus suffer all the negative effects of it. Some people thrive under adverse conditions like these - most do not. And for the majority, they give up on life and don't bother trying to achieve.
Wait so she isn't retarded or anything?
Man, can you imagine when she's older and trying to get a job? Going to interviews and shit, no one will take her seriously.
Although, because she is a girl, she will still be able to get a BF as quick as possible.
im starting to think whoever ends up their boyfriend is gonna be pretty damn happy. think about it these bitches are so used to every guy not giving a fuck about them. So theyre probably extreme freaks and gonna do everything to keep their man
>masturbation is a part of growing up
>girls practice making out with their chick friends
>when youre a raging hormone teenager you wanna do anything to get off
they probably do more than that
Jesus fuck that girl creeps me the fuck out.
Makes my skin crawl and shit.
She is so deep in the uncanny valley that a generic zombie is more pleasant for me to look at than her.
I mean, fuck, she just looks alien.
Wonder if they will teach her sign language or anything.
You think that's bad? Someone post that one little girl who looks like a fucking alien burn victim. This girl is a fucking goddess compared to some.
Should be. Maybe their heartbeat and the breathing rate of the other would increase but it should be sufficient.
Take yourself: how many seconds do you "wait" between breathing? And there are enough people with just one lung - that works fine, too.
Do you mean a harlequin baby?
Because I am aware of them, and while creepy, they for some reason, don't creep me out as much as that tiny alien girl does.
I guess that it is because they are so deformed at that point, that they don't resemble humans enough to trigger whatever it is that causes me to get so creeped out by that tiny girl.