Why is Squidward so underpowered? His clarinet and painting jobs are a waste, and his house keeps getting destroyed by his neighbors.
Should I respec or something?
During the 3.75 patch that brought the frycook update squidbad was ruined. I suggest actually going as Mr.crabs due to the Jew trees and items. The gold is awesome lol
THIS DOESN'T EXIST
STOP TALKING ABOUT TV SHOWS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS, IT'S NOT VIDEOGAME RELATED AT ALL.
LOL jk, let's have another epic King of the Hill Online thread soon /v/ros!
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Hey come off it, the nerf with an added second delay to pocket sand was there, and everyone still loses their shit over it.
Anyways, you think you have it bad, OP? Try rolling a squidward with Karma.
>All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.
TV Shows aren't videogames you gigantic faggot.
Anyone know how to defeat King Jelly when he uses pic related?
>playing as plankton
>retarded ass patrick tank doesn't take aggro so I can't get enough time to place a karen turret
>manage to run into cave
>stalactites fall and fuck me up
Wow ! My friend send me to website spongehacks(DOT)rserzf4245(DOT)info
and I get free pretty patty cosmetic upgrade ! !
fuck you, my lvl 70 barnacle boy took weeks to max out and after your little scam it was ruined. When I logged on I found not only was I a lvl 1, but I was also completely naked. Now I have to stare at his shriveled cock every time I want to grind some jellies in the fields. fuck you.
>as Barnacle Boy
>not paying a Sponge spec main from your guild to do it for you to get more for your time
Come on man. Even Squidward is a better choice.
It was only like lvl 10. Grinding clarinet levels is tedious after playing at the house becomes less effective.
Either Kevin's fishing challenge or the No-Name/Mr. Krabs Quest. I recommend the latter if your stealth skills are high enough.
If you click on the TV in the house 80 times, you get to see something real special.
All it takes is a squidward with the band skill class for pic related to happen
You can grind it easily in Clarinetland. No cooldown after playing a song.
>playing the edgy squidward clone
there can only be one.
>he didn't find the secret room in Squidwards house
Nigga, Squidward is the hardest carry in the game, no contest, you're probably treating him like a support or medic character when he has a damage multiplying ability with NO UPPER LIMIT. NO UPPER LIMMIT NIGGA. Basically build the tankiest armor you can and stock up a shitload of krabby patties for health, and run into a large conflict, taking up tons of damage and building up your rage meter. After absorbing about ~25k damage you'll be strong enough to one-hit Manray for fuck's sake.
>works at the cash register, knows the customer
>home better than pineapple, spongebob doesn't eat it
>Patrick lives under a simple rock, not a symbolic rock
>Sponge and Pat always trying to hang out with Squid
Spongebob absorbs everything, follows Mr.Krab. Patrick lives under rock, most likely the cause of his brain damage. Squidward nature is a squid, releasing a smoke screen, probably why he is sad. Never left alone.
I never see that background until five seconds later
>Not realizing while you were responding to him, I predicted the time correctly and stole the Krabby Patty formula from your Krusty Krab.
Don't feed those trolls next time Krabs.
Anyone else Plankton master race?
> Not speccing as Handsome Squidward.
Get a load of this faggot. Once you get Nuclear Pies and Karates subskills high enough, he is an unstoppable juggernaut. Squillams and Sandys a shit.
>not rolling as a Jellyfish colony
>not being the Boolossus of the game
> playing this dude
> take dmg
> "MY LEG!"
> movement speed decreased by 50 percent
every fucking time, I'm thinking about rerolling
>Not maining Bubble Buddy
The fuck is wrong with all of you?
did you guys finish the questline where you get a bodyguard?
is the items drop and xp worth it?
>party has a spongebob in it
Spongebobs ruin fucking everything
Someone is just jealous because he cant one shot Robo Krabs.
>Shake That Bubble Butt buff
Still inferior compared to the killer robot
You are the reason they are making Mrs. Puff a playable character. Casuals.
>still playing this piece of garbage even after the latest expansion announcement
its time to let go
>Tfw playing Barnacle boy dps
>Tfw he gets worse with every patch
>Tfw my main will never be viable
I get kicked from dungeons all the time because his abilities are SO shit and I barely get anything done. Why does Barnacle boy get shit on when Patrick tank builds get more OP with every patch?
WHY ARE PATRICK'S STORY QUESTS SO HARD?
I FUCKING SIT ALL DAY GRINDING DONUTS AND THEN WHEN I RETURN HOME I GET NAGGED BY SPONGEBOB TO TAKE CARE OF JUNIOR, HOW THE HELL DO I DO THAT WHEN IM OUT OF STAMINA??
Fuck you and fuck every other bubble buddy player out there
>Raiding at the Krusty Krab as Patrick tank
>Trying to get the full Krusty Krab employee set, I have the hat but nothing else
>Need the set so I can get the "No this is patrick" ability
>Buuble buddy DPS suddenly thinks he is the tank
>Aggros every enemy in the place, repeatedly dies and blames me
>Finally the KKE nametag drops
>He needs it
>He gets it
>Brags about how he is going to sell it
Fuck bubble buddy players
>Faggots still choose shitheads like Larry and Patrick with their giant hitboxes
Has anyone used this motherfucker to beat the Secret Formula quest? Seems impossible.
>tfw after days of struggle I finish the The Bubble Bowl quest for Squidward solo
>Server soft-resets because Krabs players found a way to duplicate Jellyfish Jelly
To hell with this game, I'm going to take a break.
Has anyone tested to see if the glitch where you can get into the Industrial Park below level 50 still works? As a SB main in the 40s, the grind there is almost necessary.
Also, anyone else rocking still the SUDS event costume from 08?
Post yfw you realise most Spongebob players only play him because he is the only character from the show they actually know
Seriously though, anyone who mains Plankton is just a troll. You occasionally get the odd Korean who knows how to utilise his mechanics, but they are so few and far between that you may as well just boot any Plankton players from the party
Anon, not all of us are rich enough to afford a +10 DEX scrolled patar set ;_;
>tfw you will never play SBMMO for the first time ever again
>You will never experience the rush of your first dungeon again
>You will never experience the joy of getting your first epic loot drop again
>You will never find
The secret gold plated karate gear hidden in the tree domefor the first time ever again
You can actually get it for free if you go to the UGH episode. When Patar takes his clothes off to eat them you can take them off the stick.
Don't know if it was intentional or not so it may have been patched.
>Maining the class with greatest vulnerability to physics damage
>Complete the Shell City quests finally.
>Just beat the Cyclops mega boss
>Dennis is the master race
>Destroy everything in sight
>tfw I spent
$600on cosmetics (pic related)
I have a problem /v/. Why can't I stop?
>can't do anything other than be a useless faggot
>max lvl Krabs player trades me a godly fry cook hat
>equip it and stats go the fuck up
>every step I take I fall down
I have fuck tons of Patrick stories if anyone wants to hear them
Trying to beat the Thug Tug raid on my Plankton and while I can get past Bubble Bass easily, I can't get past Flats because of his ability to leap out and stun random players and most Patrick tanks being retards.
>yfw all those players playing op mr krabs in pvp
>pick his mother
>tell them go to bed
>Always top of the leaderboard
>MUH EVERYTHING ELSE
>no one can hit a old lady cause shes the best in the game
So any speculation on the exact release date of the Kuddly Krab DLC? None of the devs spoke about it yet after the massive leak
>King Neptune's quest
It's RNG as fuck.
>not using the pencil eraser
what are you, a masochist?
THIS FUCKING BOSS IM PLAYING A DIRTY DAN PATRICK AND I STILL GET FUCKED EVERYTIME
>not maining the only real winner
it's like you guys play in a whole different universe
Switch to a different build for Patrick during this fight. Using a Dirty Dan build increases Sandy's rage mode meter.
Level up Squidward's health and stamina. Make sure to follow the quest's objectives exactly.
Hey guys, someone offered me his Big Meaty Claws gauntlets for Mr Krabs for 10 mil. Since I main Krabs I accepted, but I have a feeling I was ripped off. Can I get them banned for scamming?
Do I really to gather up a raid party to fight this thing?
Every time the devs think about buffing him the higher ups immediately shoots the idea down and tells them to nerf him further into oblivion.
Being a squidward player is suffering.
>Know a top tier Sandy player
>He actually farms for the Kenny the Cat set for Sandy
You're trying to use the theft skill wrong.
You don't steal the formula itself. You steal something much more important and frame Krabs, then you walk right in after he gets busted for your crime.
I fucked up
I fucked up REALLY hard
I thought this was a boss, but turns out he is a GM
I killed a GM
>mfw fighting a max level spongebob with karate spec in pvp
Things were getting better, but don't bother with the Puffy Fluffy expansion pack.
It's actually a quest. Just stall the other GMs for time until he comes to and you'll get a A on your health inspection, which gives you an insane amount of exp and access to some of the most broken gear in the game.
Fair warning: You only get one chance, so don't fuck up.
Apparently her driving skill is too OP. They're going to nerf it in the Big Fat Meanie update.
OP here. The update got released and she was fucking buffed. So far the only tip I got is to main Spongebob during the Boating School level.
I'm sorry anon, but for typing in an emoticon you never really needed to put into your ironic shitpost, we are going to have to give you a consolation prize.
Please consider not doing this in the future so you can actually get better at ironic shitposting.
Has anyone got into the Salty Spitoon?
I have a max level SB and a max level Patrick i tried to enter the area but it says i'm not tough enough. I got a quest from the guard and turned it in, still can't enter it.
Is this a bug?
There are some people in the forums that turned in the quest but they still cant enter...
What the fuck is this place? This is the cheapest place I ever went to in this game! And why is my Spongebob main losing so much hit points just to raise morale? Will it be a worthy pay-off anon, or should I quit?
What's it like playing the shitty clone of the superior game, spongefags?
The Mega Lo Mart expac comes out next week, and when it does your game is fucking dead.
Yea, no, Propane system is retarded, jokes are overused, after level 30 it is a fucking grind and the map is small as fuck.
New expac will not help that shitty game get any better
Squidward main here, how the fuck am I supposed to get enough money to buy this thing?
I've been soloing the KK dungeon for weeks now but I'm not even close to the gold requirement.
It's something to do with your profile info. Depending on your profile and how you've played the game, you can or cannot get into the Salty Spitoon, even if you do the quest.
You should try that place over there.
Hey guys, why aren't they doing anything else with these 2? I just finished all of their quests and they are the shortest in the game to my knowledge. Any ideas why that may be?
There is an alternative way to do the KK dungeon but you need to invest in clarnet tree (i know its a shitty tree but this is the only way you can do this)
Instead of going to the main area, go through the back and into the kitchen, when you kill the boss in the kitchen Mr. Krabs will come to the kitchen, if you stealth near him and go into his office, you can loot his vault.
The vault is only lootable once a week though...
Get a Dutchman's Treasuremap, if you can't get one to drop out in the Weastern Wilds, then just buy it off someone. You'll make a profit on them most of the time, though there's a chance the treasure might not be more than what you payed for the map.
Actually, it was that the man behind Mermaid Man died, so they decided to send them both off as one instead of leaving just Mermaid Man. However, if you go to their room after the up-date, look under the beds and you will get the Mermaid Man belt for Spongebob, which can be equipped in a unique slot, the belt slot, doubling your attack and defense.
Have any of you guys managed to complete the Perfume Department dungeon? It's too hard for me.
>first quest with spongebob he's already going for my dick 5 minutes in, evil points for rejecting him
No one told me this was a Bioware game.
kek, the Goofy Goober build is easy to get around if you
>low on cash because I kept on buying krabby patties
>see another Patrick player crossdressing as Patricia
>he gets trades 500k from some Mr.Krabs player
>I decide I should get in on this
>buy best outfit for Patrick that makes him look like a girl
>trick a guild into giving me high tier Patrick items
>made over 1bil in items I've sold because of it
SpongeMMO was really fucking grand in 07'
>tfw ill never be able to fight the italian bull worm without getting 1 shotted
Fucking unbeatable raid. Grinding for months for this endgame shit? Unsubscribed.
>Mr. Puff will never, EVER be playable
He may have been a clone but he would have been infinitely better than the Baby characters they added with the Goo Goo Gas update.
>Trying to do the candy bar fetch quest in Rock Bottom
>The fast travel bus glitches or some shit whenever I pick up the item
>Stuck in this area and not specced for advanced darkness
Holy shit this game is broken
How the fuck do you get this guy's approval rating up? He just keeps denying me to go on the bonus jellyfishing quest.
Fact: Chum Bucket was the last good raid before the devs started catering to casuals.
I have yet to experience a fight as well-designed as the Karen fight. Simply incredible.
I'll prolly just finish this animation in time for next year's E3
Shit man this one came before, and that one prolly wouldn't be if this one wasn't.
Be honest here, how many of you wish the 20,000 Patties Under the Sea update never happened?
>shitty overpowered boss
Everything that could've gone wrong with it went wrong.
>raiding this bitch for hours
>finally defeat it
>tfw no drop at all
>waiting for achievement to pop up
>to get it you had to catch it before it terrorizes the city
>whole bikini botton on fire
>have to restart from the very beggining
Why live /v/?
As much as I hated the boss, the quests were okay. The Decorative Rocks can fuck right off. Easily spammed and also completely relies on chance.
It wasn't the best update, but it wasn't the worst one either.
Hamana master race
I /hoopa/ here.
Also, can we all agree that Jerry will NEVER, EVER, E V E R be playable?
Jerryfags are what happens when you put Slugfucker and Ridleyfags into a blender.
There's absolutely no point in completing it because you get nearly nothing out of it. Hell, the item you get is outclassed by one of the first items you get when you start the game.
>that thing's saved my ass many times when my back's been against the wall.
Are you an utter shitter, perchance? <:^)
Only shitters would consider Solid Concrete to be a good item.
Fuck your fucking hoopla, faggot. Hoolpafaggots were the worst thing to happen the game. From the moment the tutorial was implemented, I knew this game was turning to the casuals. As I played through, and I discovered this nail in the coffin of a character, I instantly quit for a month. When I came back, it got fucking worse. Every single noob was using hoopla, and the brick to shut them the fuck up cost 500 clams per game if used. Even with that, those fucking faggots complained, and Hoopshit got endless amounts of buffs.
>Try to complete the Flying Dutchman's Ship dungeon.
>Go with a stupid Patrick player who probably was 10 and a camper Plankton.
>They both get rekt quickly
>I waste all my Kelpo recovering HP
>Die on stupid OP boss
That dungeon is broken as fuck.
>mfw they added that anchor arms pay 2 win bullshit
Fuck everyone who even thinks about using that fucking crutch.
I own you with stock items 90% of the time anyway.
How does it feel that you'll never ever play as Flying Dutchman
>tfw dutchman master race
OK FUCK THIS GAYME I'M DONE SERIOUSLY
so i'm maining spongebob and i'm like level 50, and i took bubbleblowing as a fucking skill. so fucking patrick comes at me and tells me to blow him a fucking giraffe. but no matter how good of a giraffe i made, the quest didn't complete
so i googled it, and it turns out that the game is bugged and you have to make an elephant instead.
THIS GAME IS BROKEN AS FUCK
They're updating the models in the next update.
Still playing babbys first MMO, why don't you pick up a real game scrub.
This game used to be so good. Now the devs just want to appeal to edgy kids and made it all pointlessly gory so it could earn the M rating.
You can try and get to Shell City, but it's quite the journey, and on top of that it's guarded by a fucking cyclops that takes an entire 40-man group to down. And then you have to have the gold for the items when you get there...
If you main Krabs and you have SB as your party member, you unlock a questline where you can get pies from some pirates. I wouldn't advise eating them though... I ate one before a bossfight and next thing I knew the entire raid wiped
You'll have to complete all of Squidward's Unfriendly Ghost's quests with Patrick first.
The problem with farming Cherry Pies is that they have a 1% chance to spawn in ANY mission.
/v/, I need some help. Me and my guild always gets wiped out by this faggot boss.
How do we beat him?
Bring someone with the Undersea Fire ability, guard him so he can set it up around the arena, or use water abilities on electric outlets. Once the fire alarm goes off, you'll get more support from spawned NPCs.
>yfw the first time you saw him in first person mode
Secondary here, I'm starting the game but I've never watched the show. How close does the main quest follow the plot? I doubt spongebob had to grind this many jellyfish for the No Name quest
>Not doing the max level dunces and dragons quest, and getting this legendary gear
>Sponge leader allows his friend who mains Puffy Fluffy on our team
>Fluffy gets in the way of all my attacks and waste all of our items
>Sponge blames me for everything
Why do Fluffyfags have to ruin everything?
>invest all points in jellyfishing skill for No Name quest line
>barely got through it but caught No Name
>game removes him from my inventory "so others have the opportunity to catch it too!"
>find out another jellyfishing quest doesn't come for a long time
How fucked am I?
Jump over the barrels he throws
His guerilla warfare attacks are very slow so you should have no trouble avoiding them
If you're using Spongebob, use Hocus Focus to transform the zebras he summons.
I know that Hocus Pocus Spongebob isn't very good, but he's alright in the Gorilla boss fight
mom put a word filter on my opc and it crashes every time the word bi ki ni is on screen how do i fix this
because every fluffy player and spongebob player have a strong bond between each other and will often blame others for mistakes they made.
I know this for a fact since I've been playing from 06'
>pvping in jelly fields
>about to kill a pimped out mr. krabs
>a maxed agility plankton w/ a krabby kart runs by and steals the loot
>THERE WAS A RARE EDITION KRABBY PATTY FORMULA GOLD
Hey guys, totally legit drop party on my boat.
Don't worry, we just have to go through Rock Bottom as a shortcut, we'll be there soon~
>pvping in Downtown Bikini Bottom
>up against a Patrick
>use my ebin setup of Trident Turrents, Decorative Rocks and Goofy Goober Spongebob
>eventually boost so high that I can one shot him
>hit him with some Decorative Rocks but he doesn't get killed
>Suddenly he starts hacking all over the place and eventually one shots me
fucking hackers I swear
>using Trident Turrents and Decorative Rocks
>using le cheap gooby goofer spongebob
You deserved that, you massive faggot.
I actually stopped at the Little Yellow Book update. Good time to, since running Frycook Diary Squidward gives me complete control over enemy Spongebobs. Almost makes it worth the NPC aggro.
Anyone else keep getting ganked as soon as they spawn in this area?
>Stuck in Kelp forest
>someone brings out that purple plastic toy shell
>mfw getting "no" for 5 times
DOES THIS STUPID CONCH SAY ANY THING OTHER THAN "NO"?
>highest on list = best
Larry the Lobster
The Dirty Bubble
the Invisible Boat Mobile
the Krusty Krab
that Krabby Patty Spongebob wanted to bone
Patchy the fucking pirate
Tell that person to ask how to get out. When it says "Do nothing" remove do not touch anything on your keyboard for 1 minute in real time. After that a Park Ranger will appear. Tell the ranger to ask the conch again, do nothing for another 30 seconds, and you will be warped back to Bikini Bottom
The item only works for Spongebob and Patrick.
>Invisible Boat Mobile
Stop naming items
And everyone knows Patchy is a quest giver and the Krusty Krab is an area, retard.
I'm just trying it out before I get back to this.
>immune to my herbicidal battering
coming in at a close second
>inb4 invisible boat mobile
>still riding on a machine
>not pic related
I bet you heal at Weenie Hut General
>playing with pay2win garbage
Remember that time Nick-games got so weird one day and decided to cross shit over, and then we got this?
>has to pay for Mystery mount
>he didn't do the seasonal Spring Fever quest
Anyone else remember the event they sponsored to honor him?
I still wear the ring even though it doesnt do anything
tfw you find somone with the BB ring and you do the animation ;~;
>Squidfag in my party loses all his gear
>Good friend of mine, agree to give him some of my drops to him
>Days turn to Weeks turn to months and he doesn't even go on raids or quests anymore
>He just keeps begging for the gear I've been grinding.
How do I get him to play the game right again?
Oh, and I should've mentioned he lost his gear when a hacker stole from our party leader (a Krabs main) and thinks this Squidfag was responsible
And this Squidfag "friend" of mine refuses to even grind his clarinet skill, or even attempt the Football-playing King in Space Quest.
Has anyone found this guy yet? I've heard rumors he's in the game, but haven't seen any confirmation
You can only get to his island if you're at the beach at night during high-tide. Only then will the monster wave sow up to take you there, even then you have to get through a surfing mini-game which is hard as fuck.
>forcing memes because you dont know anything about KOTH
Cosmetic items are ruining the game. It completely distracts from the combat, and does not match with the art style.
They're doing a second Movie update. They could salvage it yet.
The new character models are awful though
>artist unknown quest
>that fucking marble section
>still fail the damn thing
Am I missing a step or some shit? It's driving me fucking insane and I can never remember the process.
Why does it feel so cheap to win swimming matches as Spongebob?
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This is why I hate MMOs, they're always exclusive to those who find it in beta. I've spent months leveling up my Dale in KOTH online and when I finally catch up to you niggers you move onto this piece of garbage. I give up, I'm not trying anymore. You guys just start these MMOs so you can be better than us, then once we get close to you you change so you can always feel superior. I've had it with you niggers, I'm going back to single player.
Guys, what's wrong with my circle?
I'm getting my shit wrecked by sea bears everytime.