well for one, pewdiepies videos are of him playing the game live, and his actually live reaction. Jon's videos are scripted humor.
Other differences include jon actually explaining shit, jon giving you explanation, jon actually being kind of witty, and not just relying 100% on how funny his face looks for a prolonged amount of time.
So I bite my cheek a lot and now it's swelling up, and nothing I do seems to reduce the swelling. Do you think it would hurt if I just took some scissors and cut it out?
His Persian blood is like venom to the jews, why do you think Egoraptor booted him off Game Grumps and replaced him with a walking stereotype named Danny?
>100% on how funny his face looks for a prolonged amount of time
Yeah he's only like 80% tops.
Some of Jon's videos are interesting to me and have commentary on games and analysis. Reminds me of old AVGN sometimes. Plus, it's scripted and thought out.
Pewdiepie is just some guy livestreaming and screaming a lot playing some personality I still can't believe people like so much.
>Tfw remembering back when I had wisdom teeth growing and for a whole month it was non stop carnage in my mouth strips of gum started jamming into my molars.
>Banjo Kazooie is one of Jon's favorite if not his favorite game.
>Entire LP was just him shitting on the game how much it sucks and pandering to overweight 13 year old girls.
>his humor is more than just yelling loudly when things happen
>his pseudoreviews actually have interesting subjects instead of the millionth FOTM game with a sensationalist title
>is a bro not a "bro"
>has a neat parrot character
>His father wants him to make something of himself
>Has the money to do so
>Jon wants to be a neckbeard youtuber playing (badly) games all day
>Somehow thinks his dad is abusive
I have something like this. DO NOT: I REPEAT DO NOT MESS WITH IT. It may go down with time but if you constantly chew it and shit it's never ever going away without surgery. I know from fucking experience.
He's right though. You defend a guy who uses reddit memes and humor akin to The annoying orange. You are the faggot.
You probably participate in awful memes like "CUCK XD" and "HE DOES IT FOR FREE"
No man, I'm not trying to start a fight or anything. I hope you don't get the wrong impression, but you are just a giant faggot. Like, really, just an expansive mass of faggotry. If you need someone to talk to about it that's fine, but it won't change what you are.
>jon actually explaining shit, jon giving you explanation
While looking for a review of Demons Crest I came across that fat unfunny fuck. All he did was talk shit about himself, something only his fans would find funny. He also said how awesome that game is, but I think we all know that.
I've never played Ghosts n goblins.
>Do you think it would hurt if I just took some scissors and cut it out?
Don't. Take a hair or a pube and make a make a knot with it around that shit, make it really tight so you cut blood circulation. It'll just fall off in a week.
I'm not trying to give you the wrong idea or anything, I'm trying to be as polite and respectful as possible, but the doesn't hide the fact that you are a faggot. There are forums that could help you deal with this kinda stuff, and you have my support as well, you just need to do some soul searching. Wear it like armor, never forget what you are!
>i defend internet celebrities on 4chan
Your Youtube career was a failure wasn't it?
You're a moron for even thinking that you're interesting enough for people to actually sit through your shit