>COME ON, GARRY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
>First go like this...Spin around- Stop! Double take three times! One. Two. Three. Theeenn PELVIC THRUST. Whhooohhh whooohh! Stop on your right foot- DON'T FORGET IT. Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it a-round town. Then you do this. Then this. And this, then that and this and that and this and this and that and then...
>WELL IF YOU TAKE YOUR LEG AND STICK IT IN THE AIR AND YOU CAN TAKE THE OTHER ONE AND JAM IT RIGHT UP THERE, YOU TWIST YOURSELF AND GIVE A GREAT BIG LUNGE. Now you're doing, the Sponge
>“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, EVERYONE! IT'S THE APPETIZER!!!!
>"You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
>And Squidward, I want you to have my can opener.
>And I thought this friendship would never pay off.
>Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
>You mean like a weenie? OK!
Its funny because it could be switched out for any modern capcom fightan.
>"Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you're spending all me hard-earned cash?!"
>Win this one because I told you to
>BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOO
"Oh, no, these aren't homemade. These were made in a factory. A BOMB factory.
I love karate!
I love kara-te!
I love money-ay.
>That one fucking little girl who won't buy above 103%
I hate all of you.
Yep. Thanks, m8.
Its really funny because my friend that sent it doesnt go on 4chan
YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU'RE GOOD.
...don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”
RIP my broken WW copy
>What do you usually do when I'm gone?
>Wait for you to come back.
>mfw Fairly odd parents after poof
"Are ya ready kids?
...I can't heeeeeeeaaaaaaaar yoooooooooouuuuuuu!"
>that smell, that smelly smell that smells
I didn't find anything about that, but I read a page from the wiki and it said something about Timmy wishing for everyone to stay the same age for 50 years so he could keep his fairy god parents.
What the fuck
"Hmmm, a five letter word for happiness?...
League of Legends interchangable with any EA game, or any recent game published by Activision
>It feels like somebody.... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
"Alright, fine! Take me to robot pirate island! I want to arm-wrestle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can get back and watch TV!"
>I'm going to give that legless fiend what fer and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me!
>tomorrow for sure
>First Wormy, then Squidward, Mr. Krabs. That creature has taken three lives too many! We must inform the citizens. Evil is at surface. The fate of Bikini Bottom is in our hands, Patrick. Now let's roll!
>Aye aye, Captain!
>Get back on the ship.
>IT'S STIIIIL A MYYSTERYYY.~
We better do what he says. He knows how to grow food!
>Hey Spongebob, can I borrow the cheese bucket?
*picks up paper* Why thank you, Sandy. I would like one. Take patty. Too bad Spongebob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite. Take bite...
>tfw can't catch these quotes fully because I saw it with italian voice acting only
I guess he laughs the sameway in murrica too, so:
>I'm hotter than a hickory smoked sausage!
OH but I will. Even if I have to come back the next day.
And the next day.
>Don't you have to be stupid some where else?
>Not until 4
We've been duped!
We've been smeckledorfed!
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
>That thing's green! HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Hey is that Purple? Purple is my favorite color!
>This ain't half bad!
>This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is...advanced darkness.
"So, how long have you two ladies known each other?"
"WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
>Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!
"Magic Conch, can I have this super-terrific sandwich?"
"This isn't your average every darkness... this is... advanced darkness."
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA FOR YOU AND MEEEE
"May I take your hat, sir? MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR?"
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
>Who put you on the planet UGH
>Cheer up! It could be worse!
>Yeah! You could be bald or have a big nose!
What kind of fool do you take me for?
He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward, I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?
>…pants ripped off. Huh? Someone call the police, there’s a pants thief on the loose
It's on my nightstand.
I trusted you, Duke. I really did.
>I can't believe I lost the Lost Episode! I never lose ANYTHING!
>What about your hand?
>Oh well that's..
>And your eye.
>Eh. I suppose-
>OH STOP IT
OH MY GOD
A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST
It's so odd. I can go back and watch some old show like I don't know, Dexter's Lab and not really laugh. I'll giggle and be like "oh i remember that". But Spongebob is legitimately funny.
Not entirely. If it truly did there would have been episodes of rigby walking on on mordecai getting a leg over.
20 year olds filtered through the expectations of a 14 year old.
This is why I still come here.
>gimmick of him being a sponge with square pants
except it's hardly a gimmick. in fact both his squareness and his spongeness are hardly ever mentioned at all and his character has nothing to do with those things
It's a little itchy... What's this game made of?
>OK, Patrick, it's all in the technique!
> First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
> Krabs: I didn’t want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
> SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?
>What's next Patrick?
>I got it, "Fum is Chum!"
How am I supposed to enjoy this game without my preorder bonus?
I'll do you one better.
Squidward: [pokes head back into tent, blowing SpongeBob and Patrick back with his loud voice] That's it! I'm in! I'll show you camping! [runs into his house]
SpongeBob: [to Patrick] Squidward's gonna come camping with us! [both climb out of tent and giggle]
Squidward: [emerges with large camping backpack] Now you'll see how a real... ugh! [falls face forward on the ground, squished by the immense backpack] ...outdoorsman does it! [climbs out from underneath; pulls pouch from backpack] Here we are, my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent. Watch and learn. [SpongeBob takes out binoculars, Patrick a notepad and a pair of half-moon glasses; Squidward tosses pouch into the air and presses the remote, but the power fizzles and the tent appears, unassembled in a pile on the ground]
SpongeBob: That was great, Squidward, but how do you get inside?
Patrick: Yeah, it's all crushy-looking.
Squidward: It isn't put up yet, you idiots! [grumbles, picking up the tent and fiddling around with it and accidentally rips it]
SpongeBob: [still acting like he and Patrick are taking notes] Customization!
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! For the money"
STILL. NO. RIDLEY.
He's been hiding Ridley on the Pyrosphere the whole time! And there's the boss fight from Brawl too! And there's the Ice Climbers! And... There's my clone!
>“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material”
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are"
> that episode where Spongebob and Patrick discover "sentence enhancers"
Very few things make me laugh my fucking ass off but holy shit that episode was great
YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR BACKLOG AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT
did a check and saddly it's truth
he became a fairy and because of this he loses cosmo and wanda, so they are assigned as godparents to the new 2 kids of this movie and timmy stays with tootie, making previous episode showing they would be their kids godparents completely useless
I used to be a wimp before anchor arms
Now I'm just a shitty gameplay mechanic
Spongebob: "there's evil afoot!"
Mermaid Man: "Evil! EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIL! EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL!"
Fucking piece of shit just deleted my thinly veiled cuck thread on /tv/.
Why do people spend hours a day moderating a Chinese cartoon image board FOR FREE?
I'm ready, I'm ready!
No you ain't
> they'll never release this on PC
> I'll never buy an Xbone
> I'll never EVER play Halo collection HD
> we will never have awesome Halo 2 mods
Who you calling pin head?
“if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”
It took us three days to make that potato salad, THREE DAYS.
>We don’t really have these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we wear underwear over our pants?
I really want to play a few of the games on the WiiU
I just don't want to fucking buy the console. Is it worth it?
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Can we move this along, I'm running out of time cards
where the fuck did that doujin at the top go.
WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
>Here it is, Patrick. The ultimate prank. Invisible Spray!
What do you mean re-watch? You should have lost count how many times you've seen most of these episodes now. I remember seeing one anon saying he's probably seen some episodes more than 100 times. I have too and there's plenty others even in this thread I'm sure. Some reason the originals all the way up through the movie just never get old.