> "We received a sketch from one of our researchers. This is a female Inkling with the Charge Shot Gun equipped. This knit cap, with its large decorative badges, makes her look cute…wait, what am I saying? She’s a squid!"
loving squid girls is forbidden
The researchers are just trying to resist her.
They will fail eventually.
>The knit cap still looks really cute, though.
Never underestimate the Splatoon lore
>This is a sketch from our researchers. This inkling boy is using a giant paint roller. You can customize all your weapons and clothes, including t-shirts and glasses. Inklings are very fashionable!
Inkling boys overshadowed again.
Makes it all the better to sexually exploit.
>In turf battles, you can use special weapons by painting the ground and building up power. Below is one of these, the 'Barrier'. For a short time, this will rebound all of the opponent's attacks. It appears that there are other kinds of special weapons to be found as well.
I originally thought this game was going to be bare bones indieshit, but I guess Nintendo saw the reaction it got from e3 and decided to give it more funding. Cautiously optimistic.
>We have obtained a photograph of one of the fighters in the Octopus Army Corps. They control a hovercraft-like vehicle using the end of their tentacle, while shooting ink from the nozzle. Their attacks are strong, but perhaps they are a little dim; when the hero hides in ink, for these soldiers, it is as though they suddenly disappeared.
Don't forget to buy your Squid Girl box set to get the Ika pack free!
>"Shooter' without blood or violence
>On the Wii U
>not for the 4-6 demographic
Who needs a snake when you have a squid
I actually would not mind.
What classes do you think there will be?
How broken do you think things will be?
How balanced do you think it will be?
What kind of squidling will you play?
Do you think it will be above 9.5/10 on almost all review site?
It is, don't you know?
That's why we lose some sight as we grow older, and the cones on the eyes become weaker.
Brownish/grim dark is the way us mature people see the world already
It's sarcasm, in case you don't notice
I fucking loved MNC, never got into SMNC, but if Splatoon turns out to be as good as MNC, I'll be happy.
>Report from the Squid Research Lab. This guys name is "Denchinamazu" [Lit: Battery Catfish]. This world appears to run on the energy produced by this catfish. The protagonist enters the Octopus Army Corps base alone in order to return the stolen Denchinamazu.
I have W101, the premium version of Sub Wars, but not NintendoLand.
If they made another Sub Wars for the WiiU I'd buy it day 1 at full price. The 3DS version was fucking great, I even loved the fact that you had to quickly punch in morse code to write out messages to your team mates.
That might be true if it wasn't literally aimed at 3 year olds
Nintendoland is pretty cool if you get it cheap
It's just a bunch of minigames, but they can get kinda hard, and it's by far the absolute best showcase of all the gamepad's capabilities.
>I can see the doujins already
So much potential.. yet I somehow don't believe Japan will deliver...
>tfw I can't stand Frozen and can't believe I watched it in the cinema when it came out
>Watch beauty and the beast, Pinocchio and Tarzan
Why isn't Disney as bold anymore?
>13-15 year old girls playing with My Little Pony dolls
The Luigi game, the Mario one, and the Animal Crossing one, are a lot of fun with friends or family. Also Nintendoland is pretty comfy when you set it to sunset.
I loved getting gold stars for all the games and getting those end credits.
Seriously though, Frozen is the embodiment of a casual Disney movie; Meaning it's in really bad taste but will sell like hotcakes.
Notice how this happens AFTER Walt died.
We can argue back and forth for the rest of eternity about the appropriate age range to be playing this game, /v/, but let's face it.
Dudebros and teens/tweens will brush this game off as kiddy shit no matter how genuinely good the gameplay turns out and will continue to throw money at the CoD franchise.
Yep, that's the thing, I say let them.
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to get the game, if it's good I will have fun, if it's meh or bad I will just shelve it and play something else.
Most of those probably don't care for Nintendo in general though
>Why isn't Disney as bold anymore?
Doubt current Disney would allow something like "hellfire". Still. When something like Frozen is so successful.. you can forget about them going back.
And people will continue to jam McDonalds down their throats when there's a local hamburger joint around the corner that makes the best burgers in town.
Fact is, people flock to the familiar and unoffensive, while exceptionalism will continue to be just that, the exception.
I know they have with the show
It's why I stopped watching around mid season 2. Felt less like they were actually trying to make it good and more like they were trying to make it what they thought we would think was good
If you look at the script they kinda already have
>References to the other "generations" of MLP
>Different references to the word "Brony" within the shows extra
>Voice actor acknowledge and allow this behaviour
Hasbro is just last in line.
W101 was a game that took effort on the players part to learn. It could've saved itself 10 or more points on the metacritic if they added a tutorial, but Platinum was (unfortunately) wrong to assume that the average player could figure it out on their own. It took me a few hours to get the feel for it, but once I got the basics down, I beat the game in a few days. What a fucking ride man, and it's a shame that people won't talk about it until next generation when cheap buyers start trying it out and learning how underrated it is.
Tomato, tomahto, we're just going to call it the sniper rifle anyway.
>my face when there are seriously heretics in this thread right now that would consider loving a squid girl
Degenerates like you should all be killed.
One's a queen.
One ended up being evil, the other wasn't really focused on.
To flip the usual "first guy love" thing that happens in Disney Princess films.
Elsa only got away with it because she apologized and is their fucking Queen.
The whole point of Frozen was to try and make a Princess movie that didn't follow the usual structure of those movies.
I much prefer tangled because, even if it follows those story beats exactly, it's a much stronger film in comparisons. And because Rapunzel > Elsa/Anna any day.
Seen nothing of Splatoon doujins for now.
Lots of squid girl has already been scanned though
Nigga, the game is on sale on the e-shop, but if I try to make a thread about it, people call me a shill or a marketer, but the game is really fun.
Still going through hard, and I've seen some combo videos that show how much of a scrub I am, but I'm trying to git gud
Oh, I thought it was half and half
Not really. Outside maybe some kind of forced references in S3 and S4, the show doesn't try to reference it's older viewer base that much. It's way worse in the comics though.
Her being trapped in a tower, and never knowing anything about the outside world or her real family
Also Tangled has better
pornthan frozen, specially the one Where a guy is fucking her anally and she uses the hair to stop him from cumming
But they have flaws in characters and develop throughout the film.
The men is there to be the romantic and the bad guy, they don't change character.
Why can't they have both characters develop? Like Tarzan.
Also give me a good badguy rather than the most cliche one, God damn.
One day the Splatoon girls will even invade your game.
This ends in anal loving, I can feel it in both of my intestines.