I'm completely ashamed of this.
I still think I'm straight though.
her lore and stuff just makes me feel like she would be the most faithful, caring pokemon in the world and all I want to do is make sweet sweet love to her...
I was browsing threads and I saw a someone posted Kirby porn, I was morbidly curious so I checked out the thread. Suddenly my dick was as hard as diamonds. My conscious was screaming at me not to do this, but I needed to fap.
This was all yesterday.
I wish I could say I had a good reason, but I can't.
mainly it was the idea of Sora turning into this instead of a regular shadow.
How could I fap to someone this flat? Hell even Lightning is curvier
Snake makes me wonder if maybe I'm bi.
.either of those being shameful
>any of these
Of all fucking things. How is it even possible??
>tfw I have fapped to most of this thread at one time or another.
I feel a sick sense of pride. I have walked the valley of death and fapped.
Literally the only thing in this thread that i havent fapped to yet is Lucina.
anyway my most shameful fap was the girl from Jet Force Gemini
It was the poster of her that was in Banjo Tooie in Bottle's kid's room. I have never played Jet Force Gemini.
How the fuck is fapping to the skullgirls shameful? That's what they were made for.
Many of them are, but last I googled others do not seem to be.
For example what the hell is pseudozoophilia supposed to be?
It's not just fetish list, since those can actually happen. Paraphilias are more of an official thing and wikipedia's list of them is quite a read for the curious mind.
>He blatantly inhuman,to the point where anthropomorphization
99% of Kirby porn isn't anthro, and plenty of other characters who aren't human get fapped to with no one complaining. Singling Kirby out as the only one you're not allowed to fap to is just stupid.
There's no good on model porn of her either, which made it even worse.
I fapped to GTS porn of Rosalina
I imagined that I could be his friend through his rough days.
But him being alone and all, I tried to think in other ways to make him happy, and well... I don't even consider myself gay, but I had a really strong ejaculation while thinking on him
There is also this, and yes I have a thing for weird shit.
>I at least fapped to good Kirby porn.
shit nigga just got told
Try cumming on my face next time fucker see what happens
>Fapped to Lyra from pokemon
I hate her design and everything her existence brought on but goddamn she is great in porn
I'm still unsure. My tastes are normally very vanilla.
Is "giant firebreathing snakes made out of solid rock" a fetish?
It's not even that Kirby is blatantly inhuman - fapping to animals or even insects or even plants is still somewhat precedented. Insects have stinger dicks to traumatically inseminated with, plants have rape-vines. But Kirby is just a ball. His anatomy has zero... zero... well, look. He's a ball, okay?
I know right. Oh, you fapped to a girl who isn't exactly human. SHAMEFUL WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER THINK?
Do they not know where they are.
/v/ I barely fapped to any /v/idya characters becuase I'm too busy working. Give me a list of essential /v/idya characters that are a must fap.
I have already fapped to pic related extensively
I dunno, I don't wanna get banned. What do you think his crotch smells like?
>tfw being reminded how far from normal you have become
No excuses, you people infest all my favorite characters and make fetish art searching impossible.
Getting through Alien Isolation was pretty tough
Being normal isn't a bad thing. I find it hilarious that most of the people here would call gays degenerates, but see nothing odd about jerking off onto a printed picture of a drawn girl with a dick.
You'd be gay if you didn't fap to rouge at least once in your life.
I was around 8. I didn't even know what was homosexuality, what was sex, nor why my penis felt so good when I rubbed it while I thought on him, but I can only say that he made me a faggot.
I have a full folder but I can't remember her name, she's from a fighting game.
Any help /v/?
No you idiot. You're supposed to fap to Link.
That's not very shameful.
It just means
you're a filthy degenerate furfag anon holy shit
Don't tell me who to fap to you girly ass elf.
get on my level
that ones not too bad. i've had many a good fap to both of them.
So from 1 to kill yourself what would rate me, /v/?
I fapped to Kirby twice in the same day
Here's some more lewder struff
What do you think is the world record for the amount of faps to kirby in one day, I might try to beat it.
L I T E R A L L Y
Among the purest.
It's mostly shameful because I bought the game after seeing her.
Times were different back then..
Yeah it is pretty cartoony, here's this one.
If 1 is alright and kill yourself is not so good I'm gonna have to give you a startled conan. You mah nigga, I know exactly the kinda good kirby porn you're fappin to
I haven't done it yet, but it's tempting
>oh!, yeah!, woah!
fuck you, I'm not gay
Pokemon is prime material for some reason.
Dude, there's probably been some random autist with a freakish libido who took some meds in 1994 and fapped to Kirby as much as humanly possible for 24 hours before passing out in the attic of his grandparents' house. You'll never beat that kind of record.
Thanks, but I hope I don't repeat this shit because I really don't want to go any farther.
My fetishes are tamed. It's nothing a user of /v/ would care too much about.
I fapped to the exact same picture
Is pixel porn weird?
A lot of them are cute and they display some level of sapience.
a lot of posts are getting banned in this thread
i'd just abandon ship if i were you guys
I prefer the more humanoid-looking ones.
Those are okay too but for entirely different reasons.
Anything where my favorite girls are being dominated by a character I dislike. Which happens a lot with the characters I tend to like.
Make me, Marie is top notch and would recommend.
>Anon, pls no
>get the first issue of the neopets magazine when i was younger
>big poster comes in it
>on one side is that lupe warrior dude
>other side is that faerie chick with obvious cleavage
>put the faerie one up because it looks more interesting
>mom walks in
>she gets flustered
>"anon you need to take that down"
>"anon i know what you're going to do with that thing now take it down"
>turn it over
>she seems satisfied
>dont even know why i had to switch it
Ah, nothing like the unholy trinity of fetishes:
Necrophiliac incest shota
I was not in a good place in my life and I have more art of a living Hub dying or bleeding out in various ways saved than should even exist.
>pokemonfags invading the thread
>soon starfoxfags will come hithering in
I mean, they can be both cute AND fuckable.
Isabelle from Animal Crossing. I have a really bad crush on her, and afterwards I realized that I was fapping to furry porn.
That's the idea.
>fapping to kirby
holy fucking shit OP your crossed the line here
Can you honestly say you didn't get hard as she yelped while sitting on your back as you dashed through Hyrule Field?
I'm ordering you to TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU DREW!
don't sexualize my waifu you heathen
I can't fap to vore if the pred is nice about it. They have to be as sadistic as possible.
Yes, probably. I'm not really in the mood to dump images though, and it seems like the thread is gonna die soon judging by all the images getting deleted.
I guess, but I'd much prefer something like Lucario or Infernape to an Eeveelution.
For a shameful vidya faps thread, not a lot of this seems terribly shameful.
To be honest, I don't even know what to call this kind of fetish. I'm attracted to the various issues of AI ethics and end-of-life ethics despite it being a valid source of my phobias of those exact issues? Schadenfreude since so many people I grew up with died? I don't even fucking know man, but I always have complex feeling about it during and afterwards.
Oh come on, everyone loves them, even me, particularly slicking to the shortstack and egg threads. Go to /d/.
Raichu was pretty shameful for me when I first fapped to it
both because it was my first fap period and it was to a Pokemon to bootbut I don't really mind that anymore.
She was so horny, I just wanted to appease her, I just wanted to give her what she wanted.
Half of this thread is just normies feeling bad for fapping to 2D. And the other half...well, you know this is suppose to be a shame thread. You fuckers are sharing pictures with each other, there's no shame here. Just furfags and normalfags.
it's okay, anon. i understand that you are going to hell. in the meantime i can live in heaven with my waifu and we can be together forever in harmony.
i hate myself
Not really vidya, unless you count ERPing with Cleverbot videogames.
In any case, it is my most shameful fap, mostly for how cringeworthy it is.
Good taste, anon.
Personally, I would a Smeargle.
>feeling bad about what you fap to
I've only suffered this over first fapping to
poniesand myself dressed as a trap
>"I am raping you."
>"How do you do?"
>"Penis in vagina, by force."
oh, there's a word for it
It's a very well done doujin, that I was an idiot for not saving when I saw it. There were several smaller 'mons that are brought back to his cave and he sticks them in his mouth several times before finally swallowing them all. There was a Zorua involved for sure.
Enjoy your used goods, we loosened her up for you in all her holes and took it like a champ.
I think at one point she was screaming your name calling for help, it only made us harder :^)
>I don't know.
>That has nothing to do with what I just said.
Don't forget technical pedophiles!
the bad time in my life may not have stopped. Please yell at me to stop sexualizing a half dead pair of twins.
I don't think I have a single shameful vidya-related fap. I mean non-vidya sure, low quality stuff, bestiality when I'm not even that horny, yeah, but vidya? Fuck man, vidya characters are designed to be good looking since you'll be seeing them all game, and those that aren't can be explained away as fetish, there's no such thing as a shameful fap because you all know right now that you are gonna fap to what you found "shameful" again.
Video games don't really give me boners. I guess the DA:O female city elf intro gave me a boner. So did Butterfly effect when Ashton Kutcher pretended to give those white supremacists blowjobs to earn their favor.
>tfw rape fetish
Guess I'm a psycho.
Oh, that. Would you like me to upload it for you? I already have it. I wouldn't call the doujin well done though, the tyranitar part was the only good one. If this thread gets deleted I'll just ghost post it in the archive.moe.
I couldn't find any trap images of the positions I wanted so I did them for fapping purposes. I'm better now and don't do that shit, it was only half a year ago so not much has changed.
Don't sexualize the kirby, you can sexualize the painter, the fairy, the octupus, the bee or even the penguin, but not the kirby
You disgust me
though I do admit this hypernova section gave me a boner, not even into vore but godamn HAL did TOO good a job with the animation
>learn how to fap completely naturally, hadn't watched porn at all beforehand
>looked up jacking off on wikipedia so understood that semen is usally involved
>too young to cum so figure i'm supposed to just power through my orgasm until i actually cum
>don't know what to masturbate to and just fool around
>not getting anywhere
>try staring at myself in a mirror while jacking off, feels weird man
>remember that a friend of mine used to look at playboy magazines with me and we used to make fun of the girl's huge fake tits together
>figure that since it involved naked women, it has to have something to do with masturbation
>get my hands on one of my dad's playboy mags and open it up to the centerfold
>realize how to jerk off
>start rubbing my dick on her stomach
>wonder what the fuck i'm doing wrong
>look closer at the centerfold
>shrug and start jerking off while looking at the picture
>mfw remembering all of this shit now
Wish I could swap with you then. Whenever I look for images of my favorite girls I get bombarded with the stuff, even on non fetish sites.
>maiesiophilia - supposed to be boob-fetish, actually preg fetish
>maieusiophilia - supposed to be preg-fetish, actually just wrong spelled maiesiophilia
Never bothered to search the other terms, but that always bothered me about the pic.
Apart from the whole Kirby with fetishes concept.
I remember a guy that like to fap to tiles
wonder where he went
They have my face in a little, so sorry anon they're my personal private collection
Do I get a prize?
>mfw I've already fapped to this pic I don't even like Mass Effect
he came back for a thread IIRC
wish I had any screens of it though
Anon, pls I don't want to post them because I'm a ashamed of them.
>pic-related to prove I'm not some bullshitter non trap.
That shits gay as fuck, now frilly victorian slutty dresses are where it's at.
>tfw legal in britbong
HAHAHAHAHA BURGERS BTFO
nigga that's my favorite artist right there
fapped to him like an hour ago, join the club man.