What will happen to Valve when Gabe is completely gone (dead)?
Gaben can't die because he will be hooked up to a machine like Mr. House.
Thats exactly what i thought.
>In the last moment of his life,Gabe will expand himself so much that the only way to avoid world destruction is to put him inside steam with some mumbo jumbo trick.
The SJWs will take over.
Start banning games they don't like because it offends them.
Start advertising and putting games like Gone Home at the forefront of the steam pages and hiding games they hate in the back.
and etc etc etc
The floodgates will be open and every SJW will invade steam.
Mostly likely, the new CEO of steam and valve will be a SJWs (third wave feminist) who will finally kill gaming as we know and turn it into a hugbox for every person who gets offended by everything in the world
>All these people telling Gabe has nothing to do with valve anymore.
You're retarded, Valve as a company is privately owned, it has no stocks and no other CEOs.
All and every shot is called by the boss and owner - Gaben himself.
What you're reffering to is that he's just a man, so he let's some of the calls to subordinates.
But in the end he has the final word in everything.
Maybe we are lucky and such thing hasn't happened and it was actually the idea of some shitty marketing guy. Though within 11 hours means that whoever it was he knew very well what was going on. And the worst part is it wasn't probably just one person doing it, but a few had to agree on it together.
Hopefully Gabe chooses Gabe 2.0 for his successor. He made be a fat fuck, but is our fat fuck. Even though he doesn't really get to make games anymore, at least I can hope he still loves them as much as ever.
>Gaben is the last defender of uncorrupted vidya
>Hes all that stands between fun and sjw, media corruption, and shady company practices
Once he dies the vidya industry as we know it ends
>Doug Lombardi takes over
>steam starts censoring games
>panders to sjws
>a new half-life game is released every year with a season pass
>every valve multiplayer game is p2w
>premium steam accounts
>valve becomes a public traded company
It's all over, guys.
>Implying EA can afford valve´s 3.5 billions momentary worth, which grows rapidly, not to mention that anyone seeking to purchase would have to overpay like M$ did with Minecraft
Ashley Burch and her SJW cronies will take over.
She almost got Hatred pulled because she infected valve with her liberal agenda.
This will happen to videogames if you don't fight back against SJW.
Ahhh shit not this video again....
I still have nightmares
Thats the issue. Valve is already ran by SJW faggots. I dont think Gabe even works that much on steam anymore anyways, he literally had to come down from heaven and get his hands dirty one last time in order to put back Hatred on steam.
He is like the 80´s action hero who is a retired cop or war veteran that has to come back one more time to save his kidnapped daughter.
Once Gaben is dead, merchants will jew the fuck out of it, and sjw will push their agendas without limits. In fact, it woldnt surprise me that console corporations try to buy steam and destroy it.
>gaben rolls on stage
>he's sitting in a wheelchair
>lights go out, spotlights on gabe
>"my dear friends and colleges"
>"today is a special day, a day of much joy and happiness..."
>"but let me first share something unpleasant with you..."
>he grabs his beard under the right ear and pulls it of, reviling cables and electric boards
>"today i am going to die"
>the spotlights turn off and the monitors behind him show the lambda
>electric sparks erupt from where gaben was sitting
>GlaDOS voice rings
>"you didn't really think I would just vanish, did you"
>"we've worked quite some while on this and we've made it just in time"
>"I, GabeDOS will from now on be the heart and brain of the steam gaming platform."
>"I will also be every AI in our future games, starting with..."
>the lambda on the screens starts to glow white hot
>Half-Life Episode 1.5: Life in the tunnels
>Steam users flock every site with rip Gabe
>then on the third day you hear voice from your headphones
>"Worry not children, it is I, Gabe. I will be here with you."
>you cry from happiness
>couple of days pass
>Gabe copies himself so that every Steam user has their own virtual Gabe telling them about sale and best deals, sings you christmas carrols during christmas and tells you to sleep well just before you close your PC.
Even if he dies, his spirit will return at least twice a year to bestow upon us video game sales with huge discounts of up to 90% off on many popular titles.
His soul will continue to feed on the wallets of the living for eternity.
That explains why is Gaben being so jewish over these years.Hes collecting money to become an A.I