>Notch Has Bought a $70 Million Mansion in Beverly Hills
Why haven't you made a shitty game in Java yet, /v/?
is that candy or fucking arts and crafts supplies?
either way; fat fucking jew.
>buys a giant candy dispenser
He might be more autistic than the kids who gave him all that money
>An entire gym in his house
You just know he'll use it once and then never again.
What would you do with a billion dollars /v/?
Could he be anymore of a try hard? Beverly Hills is where braindead Arabs and Armenians go to brag about status, as they've seen it in movies.
There are nicer communities than that in Los Angeles if you have that much money to blow.
Buy my favorite hockey team to save them from the ukrainian jew owner
Fund the rest of the Skullgirls characters,
buy /v/ mansion,
a cintiq 24HD,
and buy a house and get better as an artist.
Buy a $70 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
No you don't. Trust me.
California is the uncleaned asshole of the United States.
This place is fucking terrible and everyone in the world knows it, especially the other 49 states.
>Anyway he better be more careful with his funds
Buying property is one of the best things you can do with money. "Buy property, because they aren't making any more of it."
>What would you do with a billion dollars /v/?
Honestly? I'd probably go out lots with friends and family. I'd do lots of investing into projects I like, give out scholarships, donate to charity.
I'd set aside enough money for me. Maybe budget myself a half-million a year. The rest would be given to those I think deserve it most.
>Thinking you can be rich and a good artist at the same time
Nigga if I had a billion dollars I'd do drugs all day and have sex with attractive women, being poor is absolutely necessary to being motivated
Thank God I don't have an insane amount of cash, I'd be a complete piece of shit
Good on him.
He made a quality product and made a fortune, /v/ is just bitter about it because he realized /v/ is irrelevant in comparison to Reddit for making money so he went there for advice instead.
Buy $90 million mansion in Beverly Hills.
put together the best japanese game designers and hentai artist to create ultimate weeb game that caters to all possible fetishes but still has 10/10 gameplay in traditional sense
release it for free
I would put a lot of it into the bank and live of the interest and then open a nice, quaint coffee shop because even if I didn't break even I wouldn't have to care or worry about it and could just enjoy running a small nice business. I've always wanted to do that but I don't have the expenses for me and it's too risky.
I'd also give money to friends and family.
Move as far away from California as possible
Get a comfy small house in a deserted part of Alaska or something
Live off the rest knowing I'll never have to do another thing in my life
>tfw this i will never happen
>giant candy dispensers
>RIGHT OUTSIDE A FUCKING GYM
you guys know that notch is a big party animal right?
he owns a party company or some shit like that
>Now in it's third year, .party()
is a traveling event series
created by Notch, and produced
by Production Club.
Our goal is to create unique
atmospheres that feature the
best electronic music acts,
top-tier production, and unite
gaming and music culture for
one amazing evening.
Recent events have featured
Skrillex + Diplo and Avicii.
>Buy an apartment in Tokyo and one in London
>Pay off all my family and extended families debts, give them all 500k each
>Cut all contact with them and never see them again
>Spend my life playing videogames, watching anime etc. while also wandering around Tokyo from time to time
I'd do things like leave a suitcase with 10k in it in a busy train/bus station and then stalk the person who picks it up. They can keep the money, I just wanna see how they spend it. I don't really care for million dollar mansions or sports cars, so a billion would last me a long time.
>Buy property, because they aren't making any more of it
it's land that the real suggestion suggest. People make more property as we speak
Man, what happened? I drove to downtown L.A. the other day, and it is downright fucking filthy and disgusting. Fat Mexicans everywhere, niggers, homeless encampments under overpasses, run down buildings, pot holes, graffiti.
Hell, I think the only people who actually show any pride in Los Angeles are Mexican teenagers who call the state "Cali" and are affiliated with gangs.
Just living in the Valley, my friends who are in their thirties still have to have room mates in spite of good jobs just to live in nice apartments.
What a disaster. The disparity in L.A. is so massive that it's becoming literally people like Notch on one end, and Mexican laborers on the other filling apartments with 10+ family members.
The state has its faults but god damn, California isn't the worst state by far. I have no idea how you would come to say that it is the "uncleaned asshole"
this sack of shit used to post here asking for advice on his game, hell I think some anons just outright helped him with some of the code.
you are goddamn right im jelly
Probably stash half of them away, give one-hundred millions to a friend in need and blow off the other half in investments, hedonistic stuff, new car, new house, whores, alcohol you name it i buy it.
Convince some person who rules france to sell me the french catacombs and then buy all of the worlds chocolate pudding and fill up the entire catacombs with chocolate pudding.
I really wanna see the reaction to something so surreal and weird happening. The hilarity of the shitstorm would be amazing and also we can call ipkfg[;'./
>you think she'd fuck me for 50mil?
Probably. I always thought if I had billions that I might just rent out my favorite porn stars for the night. They're used to having sex on camera for a few thousand dollars. I'm sure Jynx Maze would suck my dick for 10 grand.
I don't know, I never really wanted to live in a 1 season-summer-long state like Florida, California, ect. Probably because I lived in Cali for half of my life and when I moved to Michigan for a month with my uncle when I was 17, I fell in love. I want to live in a place with four seasons, not somewhere where it's hot all the time and everyone's a douche. Because when I'm stuck in a circumstance where everything is the same and it repeats over and over again, I just get depressed.
That might just be me, and guess what? I don't fucking care.
Instead of wasting a tenth of it on a shit house in california I would buy a house in texas that is twice the size for a fraction of the price. Then with the rest of the money I would probably just buy enough food to never leave the house for the next 50 years and shitpost on /v/ all day.
fucking hell I wouldn't even know what to do with all that cash
I'm happy in my 1 bedroom apartment
Put enough into savings so that I could comfortably live off of the interest for the rest of my life, then use the rest to pay off close relative debts and donate to charities that will actually use the money instead of pocketing it.
>Buy an apartment in Tokyo and one in London
>one in London
Why in the everloving fuck would you want to live in London?
>Buy a nice apartment in Boston
>Set up a record label
>Invest a good portion of it wisely
>Start a program where young children living in the city have an opportunity to camp up in the White Mountains and explore.
>Maybe start a charity and college scholarships for fledgeling musicians.
I think I like to see other people happy more than trying to make myself happy, as I don't think the latter can really be accomplished anymore.
Oh and I'd also pay to have my favourite games and anime get sequels.
I want a proper Darker than Black season 2 dammit. Also, Dragons Dogma 2. They can keep the profit, I don't even care if I lose a little money on the deal.
I'd buy a pet Giraffe.
Then I'd buy video games.
Honestly, I'd probably use the money to make a decent arcade somewhere here in the midwest, where there is nothing like that. i dont care if it is a terrible investment, i want a place full of fightan and vidya games with tournies and shit left and right. Maybe a bar too, because im a filthy alcoholic.
>Fund the rest of Skullgirls
You have a kind heart. I like you.
Second dick via surgery, also a pet shark and gallons of that liquid lollipop candy. Also a bitchin beach house. And I'd buy ten million balloons, hire poor schmucks to inflate them all with helium, then watch them all float into the stratosphere.
I bet you he kills himself in 5 years. Screen cap this. Money can't buy happiness. See: Robin Williams
Everything. What couldn't I do?
Buy a house in Virginia,
Buy a house somewhere on the West Coast
Buy an apartment in Vancouver
Buy my mother a home with lots of land in Flawda and a second home in Virginia.
Give close friends and family at LEAST 500k or more each. Close family, probably a few million.
Save and donate most of the rest, living off and vacationing on the maybe 100 million I have left. Give the rest to my kids when I die.
I'd have it converted entirely into coins and rebuild Scrooge McDuck's money vault. Then I'd hire people to dress up as the Beagle Boys while they hatch lame brain ideas to steal me fortune. I'd travel the world killing them once every week.
>You're half the reason this place sucks. The other half is the retarded white communist hippies everywhere.
That's why I hate the bay area. Nothing but niggers and white liberals who are even more extreme than they are in the South of California.
>literally became a billionare by doing absolutely nothing
what a piece of shit dude, you damn right im jelly
buy a nice house away from the city (far enough to still have access to nice internet) buy everything i would need to not really get out of it very much, buy the best PC i can, all consoles, and all the games i would want, and save the rest i suppose, maybe donate most of it since i would have no use to that much money
idk go surf and do heaps of drugs and stuff.
and buy a sick car
and do more drugs
and fuck expensive bitches
probably be like the billionaire in Stretch
travel wherever the fuck i wanted
>post yfw you gave this fat piece of shit money and you still enjoy minecraft
>Buying such opulent shit
First off I'll admit I'm jelly of the fat swede but I don't think he's that happy if he has throw money in such material crap.
If I had a billion fucking dollars I'd have lovely apartments all over the world for sure, but why own a 70 Million Dollar Mansion? That's just fucking overkill.
Pretty much Dan Bilzerian's lifestyle
Honestly I'd just buy a nice house here in my city, because I like my city
I'd rent rooms out to friends that wanted to come live with me, rent free
Use the money to keep the house eternally stocked up on whatever food I want
Eat out with friends, my treat, every night wherever we wanted
Would have a nice car to drive around
Go shopping for a lot of nice clothes
And then I'd still have absolute fucktons of money left
I dunno, probably just go out and fuck the world's best porn stars or something?
Make and support arcade business for five years.
Buy out surrounding eatery or store for cross promotion.
>1000 tickets from arcade is a free entree. (Limit 1 per month with thumb print, no lucky jews here)
>10000 tickets is 10% off all year for one person
Leave grandparents and father in charge of those.
Pay off paypal
Buy Vespa, mod to Haruko's paint job.
Month long road trip to LA from
Find Vanguard Princess dev.
Shove 2 mil up his ass to make a new one.
Go ironically full jew myself and have money split across a safe in storage, the bank, a locked pocket in my bike bag, and an underground hallway with the initial lock hot glued
with a pitfall where there is no escape if you go the wrong way.
I really don't know
I can't even make £2k last 4 months, so I guess I'll just spend a billion on videogames, weed and a castle to live in.
I'd buy a plot of land and make it into the best paintball place around though.
I'd go to Chernobyl too, I think it's really interesting and I'd love the scared feeling I'd get in my stomach while I was there too, it would be great.
I'd somehow try to make friends with famous people too, I'd love to play vidya and talk to some of the ones that I think are cool, I guess spending enough money and hanging out where they hang out will get me a foot in the friendship door.
I'd visit all the places I thought were cool and if there's any left I'd probably just keep it for a while and dip into it when I need it.
I'd fund a worldwide Death Grips tour too.
With friends, occasionally, but i had my fun at the time
You have to consider location though. It is probably more along the lines of a McMansion, and you can probably get something of similar scale in a state like Oklahoma for under $300k.
But yes, people are such stupid fucks they'll proudly rip themselves off to live in California.
>deserves all this wealth for being a well known lazy piece of shit that hit a goldmine and instead of working hard to deliver on quality content decided to take his earnings and fuck off
Such integrity, such deserving of praise.
Finish my current degree, start a new degree, move back to my hometown.
And browse a whole lot of /v/. I would probably die a fat slob looking at porn and bickering on 4chan, then leave the remaining $950 or so million to a handful of charities. I don't think I'd need more than a fraction of it for myself.
Say whatever you want, he deserves respect, made himself a millonaire
(and others)with only one game
>POST YFW YOU ARE NOTCHS CHILLENS AND NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN
It is for a shut in NEET who only ever leaves the house to get on the bus and go poke around game shops.
Because you'd get a shitty internet connection and if you feel like having a Twix you can't just walk 5 minutes down the road. I like my solitude, but I also like convinience.
I'd feel like a dick living in Italy or Spain and refusing to use anything but english.
minecraft was cheaper than the thousands i spent on mmos
Put away money so I can live comfortably without having to work.
Get a better house in a better place, can´t decide where exactly right now, it wouldn´t be too decadent.
Finish my Lego wishlist.
Fund several movies, tv shows and videogames, of course the best works of fiction since the silent era.
Would have been nice.
>all these people saying he's lazy
He's a made man, he doesn't have to fucking work anymore. He's gonna spend the rest of his life doing whatever the fuck pleases him, he doesn't have to succeed more than he has already.
You would do the same.
The wealth disparity is just as bad there as it is in Socal, only difference is you guys are packed with niggers and we have all the Mexicans.
I'm so glad I fucking left Commiefornia, the rent I had to pay for a small apartment was the same as a lavish one in Las Vegas. And people are actually nicer in Sin City.
Because, it's not unlimited, but more than that because it's retarded. Having money shouldn't lower your standards.
For 70 million he could have had customized home the size of forty of those, his own fucking multistory gigantic base. He could have designed his home so that he could fucking drive a fucking corvette around inside the fucking thing just to get around and parked it in the kitchen because fuck the world, you need a corvette to go to the kitchen from your bedroom. He could have spent the money being awesome, instead he spent it on being a nigger trying to act popular because he's seen America in movies. He could have chosen from all sorts of prime locations and scenic areas and he chose to squat in an overpriced shithole for insane sociopaths.
daily reminder that people that hate on Java are fat NEET neckbeards that droppped out and will never EVER get a job and would be lucky to even get an IT job
also CentOS is best linux fucking deal with it /g/
Pretty much this in a way, it'll be impressive for the first year or so but after a while it'll start to make you feel lonely living in a massive house by yourself.
Not even a year, after a month you'd start feeling like shit.
>Buy the rights to Banjo Kazooie
>Sell like, 2% of it to Grant Kirkhope so he'll always be in the running to compose the next game
>License the rights to Nintendo since they're the only ones who still make 3D platformers
And then I'll do boring shit. Hire an investor to invest a decent chunk of it into stocks, put the rest into savings, travel around a lot, and then come home to live in a moderately modest house. I'll never let anyone know how much money I actually have, and it shouldn't ever come up in conversation since I'd be living an average middle-class life.
My kids won't even know how much money I have saved until after I'm dead, just so it won't ruin them. I'm a poorfag, so I'd be totally happy just being able to live in a decent-sized house and buy whatever vidya I want without having to wait a year for it to go on sale.
>He's a made man, he doesn't have to fucking work anymore. He's gonna spend the rest of his life doing whatever the fuck pleases him, he doesn't have to succeed more than he has already.
This nigga be right, he got his endgame while still being young.
Exactly what i want to do, fuck yes i'd do it
Invest half of it in a movie I want to make. I won't care if it gets shit on, I just want to make it.
Another 100 million bux into investment of start-ups, stock etc.
Then I will live off the rest.
Pay off the mortgage on the place I'm living at right now. Save the rest, invest in stocks, maybe buy a few commercial properties to rent out.
Buy a new car with a new insurance, leave my tiny flat for a nice house, travel, invest in houses/flats I would rent... buy some new figures... put on rails personal projects... this kind of stuff.
And I forgot to mention the whores to replace my two shitty ex-gf.
>Make over a dozen classic famous films
>Everyone pretends they care for 2 weeks
>You're rarely brought up after that
Always surprises me how even the most famous people in the world are forgotten almost immidiately after they die. And it always annoys me how many sycophants line up to post cheesy poems and cringy comments on twitter. His own daughter posted some cheesy poem she found on google on her twitter when he hadn't even been buried yet. If any of them really cared about him like they say then he wouldn't have killed himself.
>all these people saying they would donate a lot of their $1b
Like fuck you guys would, you'd blow every dime on bad purchases and maintenance costs because you have no idea how to maintain cashflows
>her face when she left him before he got the 2 billions
Unless by investing in stocks you mean starting your computerized microtrading, you're likely just going to get fucked.
Start ups can be good the problem is why you're doing it. If you're looking for a great business plan you'll make money and shit on the world. If you're looking to improve the world, you're not going to make great money for the most part.
>Japan is just great if you're rich.
Also if you're white apparently. Japanese business people love having white guys work in their company because it makes them look successful.
Set aside $100 million to make the greatest CUHRAZY action game exclusive to
PC/Wii U, developed by the greatest Jap game designers in history. Then travel the world and fuck bitches without a condom, so that I can beat out Will Chamberlain for most illigitimate children. After enriching the world with my autismal culture. I will return to America and get shitfaced in every bar across the country, settle down in a state with lax gun laws, and proceed to become a vigilante for 6 months by killing douchebags and bribing cops. I will end my life at the fruitful age of 60 by firebombing every shit game studio and bragging about it on 4chan, streaming vidya as my house gets swatted.
Buy a cozy flat in Japen and some land on the outskirts of Japen, then build a cozy traditional house, with a cozy traditional interior and make my garage connect with the living room with a wall of glass so that I can look at my Lamborghini Miura Jota, Aston Martin DB5, Pagani Huarya, Jaguar E-Type, Toyota 2000GT and Daihatsu Midget whilst I take my meals or idle about.
I wanna see that fat fuck come up with a better use of money than this.
Why the fuck is he wearing shoes inside? Where the fuck does he have to bounce to? He has no friends.
>give lots of money to my friends and family so they can all retire too
>hire an architect to build me an extremely nice house somewhere scenic
>fund video games that aren't shit
>donate whatever else is left to charity
build a huge wall around a $70 million dollar mansion
>fix up my parent's place and give my mom the house she always wanted
>buy a house in a nice neighborhood. Not too big
>buy every video game I want before the ps4/WiiU/XboxOne era
>build the best gaming pc of all time
>have giant life size sex dolls of all my waifus made with fleshy insides done in high quality detail.
>go on /v/ every now and then and show off
put 5 mil away for myself then open up investment opportunities for things like development of infrastructure in poor nations.
my time in afghanistan made me realize how, even though my life was shitty in america, i still took far too many things for granted
i want to find a way to help them, and i mean really help them. with 1 Billion i could change the world. maybe not for the whole world, but proper irrigation, sewer, etc, will change many many lives for the better
Buy some land, maybe 10 acres, get it fully fenced and shitpost on /v/ all day and get some more german shepherds
Goes to show you
People dont give as much of a fuck about certain things
Look at someone like Kurt Cobain
That nigger killed himself like 20 years ago now and thats still considered "holy shit thats a big deal" territory, because of the impact it had on music and why he did it
Robin Williams was, sadly, just a good voice actor and sometimes funny/touching comedian
Congratulations /v/, you helped this fat idiot get his millions.
>mfw his annual property tax will cost more than any of us ITT make in a year
>worrying about how other people view you when you have ONE BILLION DOLLARS
Well I can't eat the money and having sex with it sounds painful. I could maybe use it to fuck with people in incredibly complicated and extensive ways but otherwise I don't really see any reason to have it.
>are forgotten almost immidiately after they die
I guess that would make people with depression happy, that it's exactly what they hope for. To not bother anybody with grieving and remembrance.
Wii U is shit, best avoid it entirely. Also you don't need anywhere near 100 million to do that. 30 mil is what you expect of poorly managed, overmarketed and jacked up price for retarded shit like name brand voice actors and likenesses.
For 100 million you can make like twenty awesome games... If you released them in a series you'd build up your money to a more sustainable base. You'd lose money though because no one wants to play a CUHRAZY action game. They want to play a plodding, slow, and easy not quite action game.
You'd have to buy out reviews and even word of mouth will dent your influx since people will say it fucking sucks because it's too likely too difficult.
buy a mansion and fill it with super models who clean it in french maid costumes. Then by the end of the day they have sex with each other in the same room as me while I browse /v/.
>live as a shutin
>get my food delivered by top notch restaurants everyday
>whenever i feel horny hire an escort or two to have sex with for the night
>gift people all over the place because i have unlimited money
Fuck it would be so great.
Maybe, just maybe, the fat idiot will buy IPs from corrupt companies and license them to good companies so we get more good vidya, just so people think he's a good guy.
I don't care about his true intentions, he is still one of us and he may just save some of our vidya. He's a free autistic man with lots of money to spend.
Use $750 million for charitable cause. Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.
$50 million split to family and extended family
$200 million for myself.
buy a castle with a moat
two chicks at the same time.
and most importantly, get me some people to form a DEV team. I'd be the writer and the idea guy. No deadlines, just fucking around and getting a good game until i am satisfied enough to publish it. Then i'll even make more money.
Remember when Notch told Tim Schafer he wanted to produce Psychonauts 2?
Well now he has the fuck you money to produce a 50 Million dollar game and not flinch. I wonder if 3.3 convinced him it'd be a bad investment.
This so fucking hard
>Set myself up for life with a nice house, car, all the trimmings, nice clothes
>Still have all the money in the world and time to spend
Fuck any other charity
This shit would be the dopest and noblest pursuit
>What do you mean they're not making profits? I dont give a fuck they stay open
not sink it in fucking real estate, thats for sure
probably try to start up a retail chain to compete with gamestop, because it would not be hard at all to one-up them with the way they treat their customers and staff
>thinking you'll be happy with that much money after a few days of stupid shit
>wanting to be completely useless with no skills whatsoever
>I'm the retard
I think even Anthony Burch can be glad that they are not you.
>buy great clothes, all the videogames, a great house
>never have to lift a finger for anything ever again
>give a million to each person close to me
>give as much as my close family actually wants up to 10 million
>start a game dev studio, hire the best in the industry
>make the games I always wanted to play but never could
That means Pressure, and all those weird but fun sounding Peter Molydeux tweets.
Also I suppose I'd learn every instrument possible and set up my own studio.
>2 billions is SO MUCH MONEY that if you'd put it in the bank and lived off only the interests, you'd still be filthy rich.
Eh... you could live off the interest yes, but you'd also be losing money on that interest since your interest is static rate and still far lower than the rate of inflation. Plus, you'd be handing money to the banks to do shit like invest in companies that want to restrict the worlds internet and rights. You're better off not doing that at all. Though it's hard to avoid banks, they're generally not good for you or the local and global economy.
>Implying those pretentious hipster fucks with degrees in vidya design deserve anyone's money
Nintendo's publicly traded right? Just buy fucktons of nintendo's shares and force them to make a new f-zero
Yeah, pretty much. They'll also cuddle with you and pretend they're your girlfriend if you're into that.
It feels fucking fantastic, but you'll feel even worse than before afterwards and it's also highly addictive. It's like a rather fancy drug, really.
>Buy an apartment in Vancouver
why would you want to live in this shithole?
i'm trying to get out of here as soon as i'm done with college.
the only thing that is any good here is the chinese food and mountains if you're an outdoors nut.
Buy a nice house with a big yard
Buy 2 great danes that can chill in said yard
Go out to eat all the time (except breakfast)
Buy some property and put it up for rent so I can get some more money
Open an arcade that doesn't require tokens. Free games for everyone
>Are escorts just clean hookers?
Kind of. Some hookers use the term "escort" as a legal thing. Once you start having to pay a few thousand for a night with a girl, you're dealing with real escorts.
Buy my parents anything they want and take care of my dad with cancer
Nice memes anon.
Unlimited money means you don't have to worry about basic needs or working. You can dedicate your life to self-improvement and a healthy lifestyle. You can travel and fuck foreign bitches. Or get escorts, because love a shit.
>m-money doesnt buy happiness
One can easily recognize an inferior mind like this.
Use it to look after my friends and family as well as myself. Fuck charities, I don't owe anyone shit.
>and take care of my dad with cancer
There's some things money can't buy, Anon...
People who cant be happy with infinite money are people that dont spend it in the right way
Look at that asian fucker that made millions and then went back to his home village in bumfuck nowhere
He mowed it all down and built swanky apartment blocks for them all to live in 4 FREE
THATS how you spend your money
After you have the penthouse suite with hot tub and unlimited room service and hookers and drugs
You give something back
You be the most debaucherous hedonistic asshole in the world
And nobody will judge you because fuck man you do nice shit too
>Use $750 million for charitable cause. Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.
>Money can't buy happiness.
It's only poor people that parrot this saying. And rarely rich people spreading misinfo so that other don't become rich too.
Being rich is fucking fantastic.
>Cheaper than real girlfriend
No hookers are ever actually cheaper than real girlfriend's because if you know what you're doing you wont have to spend shit to get with a slut
Happiness is not something that can be calculated, but we know how a person can live an happy life.
No stress. Having money means that you don't have to worry about reaching the end of the month for the rest of your life.
No need to force yourself into jobs you might have because you need money.
All the top quality foods will be available to you. You will always be able to satisfy your needs.
So yes, Money doesn't directly buy happiness, but it allows you live a lifestyle that can easily make you happy.
>Is it cheaper than real girlfriend?
As someone with a gf. No. I don't spend much on my gf at all, she's pretty independent. You'll be spending a few thousand a night on an escort.
>can travel and fuck foreign bitches
I need a billion dollars for that?
>Unlimited money means you don't have to worry about basic needs
Or you could just kill yourself, you've already made it clear that nobody loves you.
My city has arcades, they just don't have the weeb rhythm games I want to play.
A given arcade in this city is
65% redeemable ticket shit or claw machines
10% driving games
10% gun games
5% old arcade games
2% other rhythm games, nothing gud
>Use $750 million for charitable cause. Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.
>Hire a team to make sure every penny is spent on the right thing.
But you have to hire two more teams to independently investigate the investing team to make sure they are actually doing it legit and not just inventing their own 'charitable causes' to take your money, which people do, especially for that kind of money.
>TFW You just want $10-$20 million so you will never have to work and you can buy a nice house for your family and see the world and live a secure, comfortable upper-class lifestyle
Anyone who says money can't buy you happiness is a bullshitter.
I'd give all of that money into biomechatronics research, then buy a full prosthetic body as soon as it's available.
Cyborgs are the future.
I'm middle class and white, if I need something I can get while still being able to afford my basic needs. Not counting giving back to others, I don't really need shit.
Sorry I'm already happy.
Fuck, now you're giving me an idea.
I wonder if Anita would accept an offer for a porno. 20 millions dollars.
Then hire 4 black guys, some expert cameramen and watch it go, then release the full HD video for free on every site available.
Then proceed to buy Gawker and every major internet outlet and become the fact twister.
Fund 10-30 different shitty groups that are willing to accept a split of 50/50 of sales where I fund them 1 million dollars per year to produce something in 3 years. I'll even provide the work building.
I can have fun while being an idea guy among said studios I own.
I think i'd move to a nice place in north Sydney, and spend a lot of money on having kids with specifically chosen genetically healthy women.
And make independent movies for fun, might even bankroll a few vidya games
Create two companies that sell the same product/service without anyone knowing. Make them have fierce publicity battles so that people have a stand for wich one is better. And then make it rain
>Buy a shitload of guns
>Buy an island
>Populate said island with animals and plants and shit
>Make sure the ecosystem is balanced so that it will sustain itself.
>Personal hunting reserve that I hang out with /k/ommandos on
And a really expensive girlfriend is pretty much just an escort anyway
If we could all be so happy
Im working class and white
But I'm a depressive so I'm working through that shit
But even I can accept that money would solve a lot of my problems and make me happier
I'm poor but at least I'm a 6'1'' skinnyfag and my dick is 7 inches long.
100$ a pound
though this begs the question. How much richer is notch with one game than the other game companies who have been producing games for years.
Give 10 million to each of my brothers and sister. 30 to my parents. Buy up the houses around my childhood home, demolish them and replant the forest they ruined to build that hoodrat trap low rent houses they built, buy a small house in ANchorage and a nice cabin by Big Lake, a nice beach house in St Augstine. Live off interest and stay in school until I get my doctorate, work part time to keep myself busy.
Considering Steam is bringing in billions since 2010 and he owns the majority of Valve.. uhh if I had to pull a number out of my ass 3 billion unless he's saving for a rainy day for Valve then 1.5billion
Buy a condo in San Fransisco
Pay off my parents' debt and buy em a nice house
Same with my sister
Buy a vacation house in Japan
Buy fleet of high end bicycles, old and new
Invest a shitload of it for a regular income to pay property taxes/utilities
Spend the rest of my life riding bikes and getting super stoned
I don't think people realize this. I think the only way people can realize that most of their lives doesn't really matter (and like, intuitively "get" and understand that) is if they are faced with a near-death experience at some point. It's sort of a switch that is turned in you and you realize that nothing really matters, reputation, fame, money, family, etc. Nothing is important and there's no point worrying too much about anything. It's a pretty eye opening experience that I wish more people had, because as you said, after you're dead it all dissipates and everyone moves on.
>With all the money to have no worries in life,
Money doesn't remove all worries it just removes the more basic ones.
Here's a thought experiment for you. Imagine I came across you unguarded and shot you in the chest... what does your money buy you? Because if you were correct that you have no worries in your life, then this shouldn't be a problem because otherwise you might be worried you're about to die and your money isn't going to help you one bit. Likewise other similar problems exist as well depending on your motives and needs. Not everyone hates everything in life whose only goal is to collect money and eat. Some people want to interact with the world, kind of like the entire reason you're even posting on a board right now. None of your money will make you smarter and a lot of the times it can only marginally help improve things you want improved. Have a billion dollars to cure the cancer of the one you love? Say good bye to a billion dollars not curing it, because there's a limit on what money can do.
I'd make a "how to make a porn video" video and put it on youtube.
>Girl starts oohing and ahhing or guy opens his mouth at all
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>Don't do close ups of the genitals, I can't see fucking shit
>Don't do close ups of the guys ass/balls
>Don't fuck in shitty positions that look awkward and only has the guys dick go in about an inch
>Don't put fucking music in the video
>Don't hire girls who have a face that says they're being molested when they're fucking
and stuff like that.
>Would it be so weird if people didn't have any debt?
Yes, considering the economy runs on debt.
The only way to not have debt is by not even being an independent person (underage) or rich. Everybody middle class eventually has a debt.
>people posting extreme circumstances to prove that being rich isn't any better than being middle class
Everybody knows that the moment you become rich your girlfriends gets cancer, your child will die in a car accident and you will be shot while taking a walk in the park.
See? money doesn't make life any easier.
I've thought of happiness as a threshold. If you were born into wealth and riches is all you've ever known, you've already reached that threshold that money could give you. It's like buying an expensive item and you're excited for it, but eventually the excitement wears off because you're used to it.
But if you've been poor all your life and you suddenly become rich, you've got plenty of time before you reach that contentment threshold. It's a whole new lifestyle for you. Yes, you will eventually get used to it, but money can buy you a boatload of new experiences you would have missed out on had you stayed poor.
Plenty of cops are pretty fucking rich and they're still bitter assholes. Not stupid rich, just lower rich. In the 1-5 millions on salary alone. If they invest better that puts them above some of the 'rich' fucks in government who get paid less than what they do.
Buy everyone in my famiry a million dorrar house and give them ten million each to live off of
Take the rest of my money and buy some land where I can be alone, maybe 1000-2000 acres. Start up my own record label and get shit done
i-i'll also go to japan and try and find a super cute natural japanese girl to make my waifu
>The only way to not have debt is by not even being an independent person (underage) or rich. Everybody middle class eventually has a debt.
>live in an apartment in the city
>$37k in the bank
>bought my car with cash
I've never had debt and I refuse to ever have debt. I know my credit score will never be great but I don't want to ever take out a loan anyways.
>looking at $60 million dollar house
>Jay-Z and Beyoncé fucked in it
>pay $70 million
>history legends who helped shaped the world and made it what it is today
>versus some guy who was in a couple of movies
oh okay anon. I guess pewdiepie will be remembered hundreds of years later too!
Power is better than money. Money can only buy you so much.
Otherwise you're misunderstanding vital philosophy.
Here's the babby version since you don't intuitively grasp it.
Best a nice place, nothing too big. Just enough to hold a family.
Buy my Mum a nice house and give her an early retirement.
Travel the world
Take up some hobbies. Perhaps Karate, learn another Musical instrument etc.
Build that Games Room I've been dreaming about for years, fill it with Pinball, Air Hockey, Arcade Machines. Not to mention a great Gaming PC with any console and a big TV.
Start a family.
Live off the rest
>9" masterrace here
>mfw you think women enjoy you poking their uterus with your 9x4.5 inch dick
Buy every japanese localization company and have them work under NISA so that every single game released will be censored to the extreme
buy the localization rights to major jap games and make sure EOPs can never touch them again by not bringing them over
I'm jealous of Notch's fat stacks of cash but I wouldn't buy a mansion. That shit just isn't comfy. I'd rather an apartment in a ritzy apartment building. You know, the guy with door greeters that shoo away homeless and accept your deliveries.
>this is the result of the early support /v/ gave him
>he stops updating the game at a decent pace, leaves development to others, sells the game to microshit, leaves Mojang
And this is why you never, ever, ever buy early access/alpha shit.
Anon.... Paying in advance means the apartment owner is in debt to richfag anon, and richfag anon has an asset because he has paid his expenses in advance
and btw rent is an expense not a liability (read debt)
Your first thought after realising that is of becoming one of those idealised characters you see in anime, films, tv etc. who spend their lives doing whatever the fuck they want and it always just goes their way.
Then you get realistic and realise that's a fast ticket to prison or an early grave.
You gross motherfucker.
This. I'm not incredibly big but I have a small gf. I always have to go slow and cant even put it in all the way without her wincing in pain.
He leases it you mongoloid, that's not debt. He doesn't owe anyone a sum of money, he just pays every month for the continued use of a product. That's like saying you're indebted to someone if you have a magazine subscription or gas/electricity/internet.
>The state has its faults
I see that joke you let slip.
Man if i had that money, I'd buy an old aircraft carrier, buy the rights to motorstorm from evolution and run the motorstorm festivals on some random islands and life insurance for all the petrolhead adrenaline junkies.
What would you do /v/?
Is it bad that it took me 10-15 mins to get the reference?
Now I feel like watching Office Space, thanks anon
There's a catch 22. Every woman wants to be poked by it once, but then they won't like it. But if you have a perfect sized one, that's still not impressive enough that they'll want it even if it's the best they'll have.
Large dicks open up more opportunity, but only the far rarer size queens will enjoy it. It can still be useful as an icebreaker all other things aside.