Cat laid down in front of my monitor (but till to where I could see everything) and watched me replay Red Dead Redemption yesterday. My cat's the best.
>spend ten seconds choosing between answering the door and finishing the game
>nobody at the door
>you lost the game
>"I need help with the groceries"
fuck off mom, fucking sister is in her room doing jack shit
>actually answering the phone
That is why answering machines and voice mail were invented.
> Online for 4 hours
> Start playing a game
> Suddenly, friend wants to start a conversation
YOU HAD YOUR TIME BITCH
>playing Monster Hunter on PS2 online
>have to go help with groceries
>keep shooting at wyvern to look normal
>quickly unplug ethernet cable
>go help with groceries and just look like my connection dropped
S-sorry man, but Jamaican patties.
>Instantly quit everything, alt+tab and open a random tab on my browser to hide my power level and make it look like I'm working.
>"You okay anon? Haven't seen you today"
>dad walks into my room from work
>in the middle of a online match
>starts talking to me. Just whats up and shit
>trie to be nice and talk while platying
>sees how much I get into it
>in a nerd voice, he speaks like he has braces "Destroying the village again, anon?
"THINGS THAT INTERRUPT YOU WHILE PLAYING GAMES"
ITS NOT A VERB
>Anon you need to shower
>But i showered yesterday
>YOU NEED TO SHOWER EVERYDAY OR ELSE GIRLS WONT LIKE YOU
>dfw i have a girlfriend already
>all of my why
>Drinking spiced rum
Spiced rum is a fucking scam. If you're going to get a rum for mixing, get white/gold rum. If you're going to get a rum for drinking straight, get dark/gold rum.
Spiced rum is for casuals.
>Dad walks in
>playing a WW2 game
>Dad is super into WW2 stuff
>starts asking me about the game
>have conversation about history and shit
>"Why are you playing as the bad guys, Anon?"
damn your dad seems like a fucking bro
You interrupt playing video games to flip off your cat?
>video games interrupt your cat
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>ferret walks in
>GET YOUR FOOT THE FUCK OFF MY FLOOR
4 years ago I would have agreed with you, OP. But now my dog has cancer and I blame video games for interrupting my time with her.
Time spent with your pet is never wasted.
Why would you flip an obscene gesture to a cat? That's cruel don't you know that cats have feelings too? What would you do if he called you a bad word? It wouldn't feel good huh
>"Anon, could you take the trash out?"
>"Sure mom, will do it in 15 minutes"
>"WHY DON'T YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW ARE YOU TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T BRING THE TRASH OUT RIGHT NOW I'LL SELL YOUR NINTENDO!"
I never understood why everything always had to be done RIGHT NOW whenever I was busy enjoying myself as a kid.
>dad was a sniper for the local swat team
>playing some fps
>"anon you need to use cover better"
>"stick with your buddies"
>ask him if he wants to play instead of me
>"no anon, i dont play video games anymore"
he is the worst fucking back seat driver
I feel bad for dogs.
They age like 100 years over the course of 10 years
How does evolution determine longevity? Why do humans and primates live so long compared to our other mammalian brethren?
>car crash on the highway
>i'm a carded EMT
>mom asks me to take the garbage out
>do it without complaining because I'm a NEET and am lucky to be allowed to live here
>ANON COME DOWNSTAIRS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
>you can tell me here i can hear you perfectly fine
>YOU BETTER COME FUCKING DOWN RIGHT NOW
>go down, ask what?
>can you get me a cup of water
>the kitchen is like 5 steps away
Why do parents think their kids are slaves?
You haven't seen interruption yet.
Thing thing drains 10 minutes of your time just to eat.
>vet tech student
>in breeds class
>learn that the larger a dog breed is, the shorter its life span is (typically)
>little shits like chihuahuas can live forever while seven to twelve years is a long life for certain breeds
Mine inturrupts too, except he always demands to have his turn once I die.
>you have to be underage to live with your parents
>mom yells to the basement for me
>playing Socom and shit and have to go up to see what she wants
>asks me to hand her the remote that is next to my dad
>they both laugh at me
>Buddy sees I'm playing a single player story game
>"MAN! I got a great story, let's Skype"
>its fucking nothing
You're a Homestuck fan.
Into the trash.
>not moving out when you're 18
It's like your parents actually care for you and love you or something.
>tell them get it yourself you lazy fucks
>"DO YOU WANT TO BE KICKED OUT"
>get a job immediately and make more money than them and they now beg me for money
why did i put up with their shit, why are parents such scum?
>immersed as fuck
>friend asks me if I wanna play LoL on Steam
>ignore because he always keeps talking on and on and on
>after a while quit Stalker
>friend immediately sees that as a sign that I'm not AFK
>after about 10 minutes set my status to ''Away''
>2 hours later
>he asks if I'm dead on Skype
>just want to play Stalker
>can't because he'll get suspicious when I'll go to offline mode
>just keep my status on ''away'' until he needs to go to bed
Sometimes I just need some time alone.
>deal with mom vacuuming when I vidya for many, many years
>finally graduate college, move out
>find an apartment
>I can finally play vidya in peace and quiet!
>neighbor upstairs with OCD vacuums nonstop all day
>Wake up early
>Parent at work
>Clean up as much as possible and get the house looking spotless except for locked rooms
>Study japanese a bit, practice drawing and study some more about that as well
>Friends invite me to play a match of DOTA
>Mom arrives home just as I'm starting a match
>"you need to get off that game, you've been playing all day; and don't lie and say you haven't."
>not having a voip intercom/ip camera doorbell
I'm thinking of setting one up myself just because
>Work nearly 22 hours straight in the span of two days
>When I come home I immediately clean up any messes I see
>Decide to play a quick game since I can't sleep because of the caffeine effects in my migraine medicine
>"Why don't you ever do anything?"
>playing the game
>see hot girl in game
>have to stop and fap
Fuck you Rumble Roses.
>Couldn't afford to go to college
>Can barely manage to eat since I put my money into bills, studying material, and some games to keep me sane
>Friends in upper class who get fucking Dodge Vipers for getting A's on their college courses Crticizing me for not being out the house
>Finally some free time
>Sit down to play vidya
>Phone rings every 5 minutes, people knocking at the door all the time, my sister starts downloading some shitty Tv shows and my ping gets all fucked up, dad needs my help with something, etc.
Every fucking time. Its like they wait all day for me to open a game.