AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED I'VE BEEN CLEANING THE EARSETS THE ALL TIME
Anything cool happen yet like the blind Punch Out run or borderline TAS F Zero GX run from last time?
>sjw normalfags take over everything
>no fun allowed ever because everyone is sent to jail.
>Not allowing Toohoo plushies
What a bunch of fucking nerds.
>Someone stole a plushie last time. We had to ban them since nobody came clean about it. Sorry.
>someone's console was stolen last time. We had to ban them since nobody came clean about it. Sorry
You bring this shit at your own risk, holy fuck man
>Rules will be adjusted for summer. Don't worry. ;)
Just remove rotational seating, add more chairs and stop banning shit and it'll be fun again.
>there are people breathing the very oxygen on this planet who take twitch seriously
>asking to see and hear more from the women at the event is misogynistic
>dont forget that the donations go to PFC
so far she mispronouned shit like 4 times in a row
What the fuck
>I cant talk during this run
This fucking irritates me. Blueglass may be the only person there who genuinely wants to be there to have fun, and of course it's a case of nope, you're not allowed, get out.
This reminds me of that zelda speed running group that was silly as fuck when they did it the first time but then got more and more serious to the point that people moved elsewhere because it just felt generic.
>write down "that girl is hot" on a piece of paper
>scrunch it up and throw it out onto the street
>random girl picks it up and reads it
This is how stupid this whole thing is.
who the fuck is this girl and why has she been put in a position of power? Has she been cock-teasing uyama and he's faking an illness this time so she can be in charge, in the vain hope she rifle through his rolls of fat to find his tiny cock and awkwardly jerk him off until he breaks down crying of shame because he was too nervous to even get hard?
>Everybody claps anyways
What's even the point
It's never to late for genocide and a white Western world again
>no more caveman getting pissed
>can barely hear the game sound
>no 2hu plushies
>fuck off ysg we need a nigger in your place
>no male commentator
>no computer messages
Why the fuck even watch it anymore, no fun allowed.
I NEED PICTURES, PICTURES OF SEXY ANNOUNCER GIRL /V/
>reminder that RCR:Underground still isn't out
Make it end
Pretty fucking hard to finish because accidental hits on the other eventually turn into fights to the death, repeatedly, and all your money is gone.
Who the fuck would clap in the middle of doing a trick?
I think anyone who's seen people speed run shit would know when to clap.
The guy on the couch announcing "NICE" is a pretty obvious sign to clap.
He was banned because his autism was so great it overwhelmed everyone who had to be in the same room as him, maybe it was funny to see it on a stream but image having to fucking sit next to that guy
They are going to be mean to them, and women are frail and need protection from strong men such as myself.
I'm such a paragon of women's righs and equality.
Sometimes I wonder if these people notice the irony of it all.
We almost did it, guys
We almost covered the charity ceo's salary
Holy crap, this run is smooth as fuck. Really diggin' it!
Does anyone else think there's an over-abundance of retro titles from the NES/SNES era? Some of which are fairly shit tbh.
I've been watching for a few years, and it seems to be the same people running the same old games at every event. Surely there are people volunteering to run recent titles? The European ESA event had mostly modern games.
Hopefully everyone will splinter off and organise something themselves for next year
Unless they want a year of cucking all over again
Ufouria's more technically demanding and better looking, I think. And there's a shmup which uses the highest amount of sprite flicker and has better sprites that I've forgotten the name of
>All these people who don't know about gimmick.
GDQ POWER RANK
ELDER GOD TIER
Super Marisa Land
Expand Dong Tropickle Cheese
Wario Land 4
Uncharted RADICAL LARRY EDITION
Snake Rattle and Roll
Literally what DLC WR
STIV BTFO TIER
FORCED LAUGHTER TIER
Mario Kart Block (11th place lol)
VVVVVV (THIS WAS YOUR IDEA OF A BONUS GAME!?)
Transistor (Tran shit stor)
Metal Slug Advance (the worst metal slug)
BANNED FROM THE CAMERA
Is this her monthly salary or her salary for the entire year? If it's for th entire year it's not so impressiv. I make this more or less, but I'm not american so I can't judge if it is a lot for a ceo over there.
Someone put Gimmick! in top tier for AGDQ 2015.
Somehow ended up being one of the more interesting runs.
THAT BEAR WITH THE YELLOW HAT IS SEXY AS FUCK
I NEED MORE PICTURES OF HIM
WHO IS HE???
There was this pixel art indie GTA clone type open worldish game on PC not too long ago. The dev actually ported it to NES or something. I can't find it. Somebody know what I'm talking about?
Because the old games are all interesting speedruns with years of improvements, strategies and exploits. No one wants to watch recent games, with the exception of a few certain ones, because they're mostly just playing the game like you normally would, only slightly quicker. There's no technical skill or practice involved to make a good time.
Actually I'm just someone with an extensive porn crop folder.
"lets kick cancer in the effing balls"
no please stop
i really need to download S2
and maybe watch S1
>Lets kick cancer in the effin balls
$1000 worth it
>Everyone claps, you can feel the enthusiasm from the room
>Nobody says anything, just a couple of hands clapping with zero to no enthusiasm
>Implying cancer won't be the one kicking you in your balls
Hot damn you're both right what was I thinking? How thoughtless of me
Not a troll list, it's legit.
it's an aggregation of what /v/ thinks. How good was Douk and HUP II?
If AGDQ fails to serve the brash, hype-obsessed, R-rated community of nerds that it's built on, some other stream will steal its thunder. This year is a misfire in implementation or presentation.
I hope you die of cancer!
>Is that announcer getting fucked right now while she tries to act normal on the mic
I don't know why everyone is calling out this year as being bland or 'no fun'. What did you expect? This happens to literally anything that grows from a small close-knit community to a large global audience. Things need to be watered down, made more standard and acceptable to a large, varied group of people. Literally what did you expect?
Not to mention with the amount of people attending now, and the fact that 90% of them are introverted homebodies with possible social issues, its no wonder the everyone's so quiet and reserved.
Just watch the speedruns, christ.
>that pause sound
IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEE
>consuming beverages inside the hall
I'm calling security :^)
>It must be fucking awful to be a women & be involved in live streaming of video games in any sense
getting free donations because you are a girl playing games with your cleavage out must be hard
>They didn't reset the timer when he did a soft reset.
She lost a lot of her family to cancer and wanted to talk about it.
But she actually went and told the guy who was running Zelda at the time to "stop doing that".
Yes, she actually demanded they stop their speed run just so she can talk about that for 2 or 3 minutes without video game noise or anyone talking.
Ironically enough this year she made all sorts of rules together with Uyama about how NOTHING is allowed to DISTRACT FROM the runners and their games. No dolls, no costumes, no anything.
Hypocritical as fuck? Yes.
Please tell me some runners are as pissed at this poor AGDQ as we are
She made everything awkward during a Zelda speed run by asking everybody in the room to listen to her about cancer. She asked the speed runner to stop playing, but he kept going because fuck that shit.
It is the most awkward thing ever and goes to show how one person can ruin all forms of fun.
I'm sure he would if he didn't have cancer or something.
That's the reason this GDQ is feeling so weak so far - they don't have the beloved dictator there to straighten things out.
It was by far the most controversial and illicited the strongest reaction out of not only /v/ and /vg/ but every area discussing it.
We went through more threads on that one game alone than battlerock's three hours.
This is just the nature of how events evolve. Just look at music festivals. They start as small, grassroots, and niche events. As the years progress and they gather popularity, more money starts pouring in as well. They get bigger sponsors that they have to keep happy and are held accountable to them. As the popularity of it also increases, it brings a much more varied and mainstream crowd. So the event starts catering to the general population and to its sponsors, it cleans up its act, stats enforcing stricter rules, and becomes a much more family friendly event. And in a sense it alienates the very same people that made it popular. Not that it is a bad thing in itself as more money will go to a good cause. But AGDQ is in a sense becoming less of a 'by gamers for gamers' event and becoming more of a 'by gamers for everyone' event.
can anyone share info on the qt announcer girl
They should learn mashing from the master
>got bored of Super Marisa Land and went to sleep
>left at stage 4'ish(?) in the scarlet mansion.
>Come back and suddenly SML is the best and worst rune of the marathon and people are saying they're gonna ban touhou.
What the fuck happened while I was asleep.
Thats what makes it top tier? The fact it got discussed a lot? That's like saying Miley Cyrus is a top tier artist because she was discussed a lot. Or something.
Fact of the matter was, the run was shit.
>mfw americans clap after i fuck up a speedrun
I'm going to use this as my donation message:
>Greetings from >Place<. I finally have some money to donate this year. My >Relative< recently died from >Body Part< cancer. Thanks for doing this and lets >verb< cancer!
You guys think they will let this slip through?
>Bluegrass was brutally murdered and everyone is acting like nothing is wrong
When did you realize AGDQ lost its way?