Just a reminder that the PS3 will win because of this game.
HeXbox-fags and Mustard-Race get BTFO
the way he draws expressions makes me want to kill myself
look at this sarcastic, half-assed apologetic look of his, I want to punch it to no end
and it's everywhere
yeah that doesn't make sense at all
like how did he not get sued
he was just singing fucking terribly over pre-existing tracks. you could even hear the backstreet boys under his shit
How long until he snaps again? After the walmart thing it seems anything will set him off now.
I'm just waiting for him to kill somebody. I mean I don't want him to but honestly at this point I think if he doesn't go to the slammer for this whole thing, it's going to happen.
More likely is that he'll legitimately injure someone, probably a severe reaction to the pepper spray or something. He'll get puck back in jail before he has the chance to actually kill someone.
Unless he runs them over in his car.
Please stop posting the shitty version
I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there, tonight.
Chris chan is now genuinely a public threat
He thinks he's untouchable after he got out on bail, after the gamestop event he went to a walmart and started threatening people with pepper spray just because he felt intimidated
At this point, him going to prison would be for his own good
>Wallflower aka Damien
Chris-chan can't even score with autistic and ugly as sin women like her
everytime i see some of his "art," for a split second, i feel this calm, happy feeling. like i get when i see drawings my 6 year old nephew made.
then i remember these ones were drawn by a guy in his mid to late 20s(at the time).
or worse, what he is now.
what is he stepping on, by the way? i assumed a 4-leaf clover all this time but it actually looks like 5 leafs, despite the conveniently placed number
>Saturday 17th January
>New episode of Sonic Boom airs
>Chris realizes his demands were not met during hiatus
>Heads straight to Wal-Mart to vandalize their Sonic Boom merchandise
>Gets spotted by security before he even makes it to the toy aisle
>Pepper sprays a guard
>Another gets out his tazer and zaps to the extreme
>Chris is hauled off to jail
>Tugboat is stopped
>Without it and her little Igor, Barb dies in her own filth
>No one realizes
>Chris gets out of jail
>Comes home to his mother's rotting corpse
>Curls up besides her and dies
there are worse things out there
>YFW people call Chris a Nintendrone when he's actually a massive Sonygger who even says his videos are sponsored by Sony Computer Entertainment.
He only likes Pokemon and Animal Crossing.
He's spent far more money on PSN games than Nintendo games.
I find it hilarious that he hasn't discovered Steam, but I imagine its too complex and his PC is probably far too old to run even Deus Ex.
>I would even spray myself
>Right-hook'd the troll with his fist upside down
>TOR PvP shitstorm
I love shit like this. Please tell
>yfw you were born at just the right time to see the Chris Chan saga unfold
It would resume when he comes out but that still leaves Barb without the tugboat while he's in jail. Their debt situation is like a house of cards in an eathquake, one slight change in their "income" and the whole thing is going to come tumbling down. Chris has 5 credit cards permanently maxed out (with minimum payments only just cancelling out the interest each month), Barb has taken out several loans to keep her hoard in storage after the fire AND they got a new car on finance. If Chris goes to jail that all still needs to be paid
>Barb disowns Chris
Nah, he's her meal ticket assuming his tugboat doesn't get cut off. And even then, she uses Chris for a variety of other things like grocery shopping, chores, "cooking", etc.
There's no way they send him to prison. He's destined for a tard home though. Despite being "high functioning" or whatever, it's pretty clear that he's regressing and unable to understand the consequences of his actions.
Not him, but if I recall, there was a PvP area in TOR that was designed for higher level players, but somehow lower level players could access it and the thing was so poorly designed that players would get killed, respawn, then die again instantly until Bioware decided to say fuck it and ban everyone.
So in 20 years or so when Chris is dead for one of many possible reasons (Hate to say it but I doubt he is terribly healthy) are we allowed to make a documentary on him for theaters?
I would see it
Sorry, no. I was linked to it from 789chan a few years ago before they went belly up. I've tried remembering the name several times and googling around, but she's either scrubbed it all or I'm guessing wrong.
It was pretty fucking fantastic though, I assure you that. Hopefully someone else links it now.
>His parents always treated him like a normal kid
No they fucking didn't.
Chris would want to have total control of the production so that would never happen.
Then again, it would be pretty easy to trick him into thinking he had total control, while the real team went off to make a real movie.
>MMmmm- Hey gang what'[s da update oh muh movie?
>Oh uh, hey Chris, we got everything under control, following your specifications down to the letter just like you demanded!
>Oh that's- that's good yeah- uhhh tell the caterer to bring more food to my trailer
>You mean McDonalds?
>Yeah that's it- yep- and also tell my- get my laundry person to bring me a fresh pair of undies, I seem to have- I think I- yeah I soiled muhself again
>O-oh, okay, I'll tell him right away. Listen Chris, you just stay here and uh- well... just stay here, and we'll call you when the movie is finished okay?
>Remember to follow my- read muh directions to the fullest extreme!
>Yes Chris, we will.
>Another gets out his tazer and zaps to the extreme
>I remember they had these amazingly written fanfics where the Sonichu cast achieved sentience and overthrew Chris.
>Implying you wouldn't play the shit out of that game
Hey guys, My chris chan build is pretty shit. Is there any way to beat the Jerkops at the walmart WITHOUT using a curse ye ha me ha? I managed to get the clown shirt of sonic speed btw
Don't know anything about such fanfiction, but yeah, that was the one. They're supposedly still kicking around somewhere but I haven't bothered tracking them down. Chris stuff had slowed down until now anyway.
I love me some Christian & the Hedgehog Boys
Are there any decent parody/fan comics about Sonichu aside from this one?
Sonic sez "Kids theres nothing wrong with being autistic, theres a place out there for everyone, you just might have to overcome different hurdles then others but we can all make it"
Sonic the hedgehog was one hell of a drug.
One of my favorites right here
A video game of his life would be interesting, or some type of simulator or visual novel that gives you the options of to troll him hard or soft, do nothing, support him softly or heavily. And the results turn out to be different hillarious situations. the best part is (there is no good end route)
Let's be honest here, which one is your favorite Chris Chan shirt besides the classic? For me it has to be the Cyclone Joker the Advice dog and the Captain Falcon.
The Empire being the horde of SWtoR were predictably kicking the republic's shit in a (presumably republic playing) GM got buttmad and come and announced the tempire couldnt pvp in the pvp zone anymore then started banning people.
When the players challenged the ban the GM made up infringements and BW refused to investigate, once it was proven with screen capped logs the GM was talking shit BW quietly rescinded.
It was the start of the massive CS cockups that plagued the game.
There was also an exploit that allowed people to park low level alts at the chests to horde the mats that dropped in order to gain a monoply on the crafting market.
>YOU UPLOADED THEM UP THERE YOU UNLOAD THEM
Chris, this is why u don't have nice things.
>"The Cyclone Joker"
god fucking damnit
also my vote is for the WANT WOMAN bra
Where does he even buy these shirts?
He was fapping with bluespike when bob walks in and says "I'm choppin the internet down" because trolls called the house saying chris was going to kill himself
The videos he's tard raging about here by the way
In case you were wondering why his house burned down like it did, well... there you go.
How much would someone have to pay for you to wear this in public /v/?
The state, and county offered tons of help to Bob and Barb, as did the school districts in which they raised Chris.
But Bob was a stubborn old fuck, and Barb was delusional. They pissed off so many people who could have helped Chris when he was a child, and Chris pissed off everyone who could have helped him as an adult.
The guy was destined to become the man-child he is today, and he's going to do everything he can to keep it that way.
Might as well just enjoy the ride, and be glad you're not Chris.
He has two, one for each parent.
One's an eye doctor who CWC has seen maybe twice.
The other one, Cole Smithey, has his own set of problems and hates his mom for being a huge bitch, lying to him about who his father was, and abusing him/letting him be abused. He and CWC occasionally communicate via e-mail or twitter but Cole couldn't give less of a shit about Chris.
Cole's a moderate success, but a huge autist in his own right.
Barb's genes are just poison. Bob was too old to put up with Chris properly, but his son from another marriage is an eye doctor, yeah.
Apparently Bob was something of an engineer and designed some kind of push-button interface for some machine that's now obsolete.
He has siblings but they are much older than him. They were from Barb's marriage before Bob. By the time Chris was born she had already alienated them enough to cause them to get as far away as possible.
No. Unless this has been 33 years in the making. But the chances of this being an elaborate troll were thrown out of the window when details about Chris' childhood were made public.
idk considering that:
1) he actually commited crimes that has been documented
2) the fire incident can be proven to be real
3) people who have trolled chris could probably confirm that he's a legit dysfunction of a human being.
4) went through the trouble of bending his dick when he was fucking some towels.
other things as well, but you get the idea. he's the real deal.
I thought the eye doctor was Bob's son, considering he has the Chandler name.
Cole is Barb's, though.
Anyway: The story of Chris should be a warning to you all. Don't have a child with a bar skank you met in your 50s.
Chris's way of describing that his brain cannot fire it's synapses properly and thus everything he says comes out sounding like a skipping record.
Of course, in his own mind, he's perfect and without any flaws. It's just a wonderful aspect of his special individuality. Like his barely apparent eye color shit.
CWC became relevant again lately for the first time since the fire, and before that he had been irrelevant for awhile. All the newfriends have no clue who he is as a result of them not lurking more.
It's really easy to pin who the newfriends are, especially the ones who post "literally who"
CWC had maintained almost complete radio silence since his last run in with the law, and he was quiet for a year or two before then too.
It's been stretched out for a long while but his online presence tends to come and go in bursts