>want to play a game?
>uses your location as missile base
>number counter on top right tells you how many players currently online
>I'll be waiting /v/. I'll be waiting.
>let the games begin
>Pan over to the middle east
>10 nukes hit Mecca at once
>I finished the swastika over Siberia
>live in Canada
>launching from Moscow for some reason
It had the right place this morning too.
You weren't here for the last thread. A lot of people united against the shit posting nuke spammers. Course they did start it.
>Bombed Alabama like 200 times
>Anon still didn't see who I was.
>tfw the radius of 1 nuke is bigger than the island I live on
>california getting fucked up
guys pls stop, we're not all liberal
>tfw just sent a hellstorm to BR
time to make the world a better place
pls guys we're not so bad right?
>the city of argentina
>someone literally nuking a work in the indian ocean
Who pissed off New York?
Either way, prepare your anus
Regards from the Eastern Coast of the United States.
We need you too help Uncle 4chan!
Give one to the shitposters by nuking Australia!
Trying to write with this is hard
What East Coast?
All I seed is a glowing wasteland of terribleness.
>Someone is literally within walking distance of me
What do I do?
California has just responded in kind
>one guy in russia pops up
>is immediately hit by 20~ nukes
YEAH FUCK YOU SLAVABOO
welp, now Buenos Aires is a parking lot
>yfw this is the prequel to starship troopers
feels good making enemies, little does the americans knows that we are allied with aussie , with the purpose of taking all the main hits while australia r&d create the ultimate nuclear weapon
>Chile and Argentina nuking brazil
>Brazil starts nuking back
I can see this happening in 20 or so years
>Find someone all by themselves
>Try to write them a message of friendship
>Just get finished launching my message
>Missiles from all over the world suddenly convene around my new friend
Turns out I didn't spread things out enough anyways.
Well I found out how to set fire to space
>not nuking Antartica so that the whole world gets flooded.
plen as fuck
You're telling me I've been nuking myself? Shit...
>tfw I sent bombs from Sydney to Alice Springs to finish the job that England should have done when they first colonized this country.
Either the abos are all dead now or they're mutating.
>Implying I'll apologize for glassing the fuck out of Mississippi and Alabama
garbage must always be burned
Who wants to nuke the Galapagos?
I'm sure the creatures who survive the 5000 Kiloton barrage will emerge much stronger, and natural selection will always prevail, so in essence we are doing biological science a great favor.
inb4 none of you faggots know where the Galapagos is.
>Some lonely guy nuking the sea near Malta
>Nuke his ass into oblivion without even moving the cursor because Malta is just so tiny.
Hope Australia has been enjoying the gifts, my hand is now cramped.
its just left click to nuke right?
any other controls?
>Someone made an arrow
>Zoom in more
>Zoom way far
>Tiny tiny island
Bye bye tiny island.
>300+ posts in this stupid fucking google map 'game' thread when DEFCON has a free multiplayer demo on steam
Hope the Phillipines like the gifts I've sent
>Barely anything is putting a dent in Africa
>yfw these nukes are a message of love and greeting between all the faggots in here separated by continents or states or entire oceans
>mfw realizing how accurate the location is, even getting what part of the building I'm in.
Can't attack me if you can't see me, fuckers!
>Everyone is nuking Edmonton
>Mfw everyone probably thinks Edmoton is nuking them and Calgary is stealth-nuking them in reality
>only tokyo nuked hard
>suddenly 500 nukes on hiroshima
Edmonton is covering for me.
>mfw im giving the blame to my neighbours for nukes
Whoever else has been spending time nuking niggers in South Africa with me, Thank you.
West coast south Florida got untouched for a pretty long time.
>mfw Australia literally has nothing to hit.
>The strength of the Irish Nuke Program
>All them nukes
I believe it should be "feel the former strength"
>Blow up San Antonio and Houston
>Wait a second
>Remember pic related
>Non-zero probability OP is a trickster alien and I've been roped into an interdimensional crapfest that I won't escape from alive
>Oh god what have I done
>All that shit being eaten
WHO WANTS TO FUCK WITH CANADA NOW FAGGOTS?
yeah we melted the server i bet
Boko Haram insurgensts continue to elude destruction however they will soon run out of hiding places.
>mfw nobody nukes Mexico
>That feeling of nuking argentina the shit out this world