Gaming shit you've tried in real life
I've genuinely tried to wall jump and double jump in the past to no avail
My autism knows no bounds
Not really something you do in a game but once in primary school my mate was sick so I was just sitting alone all sad and shit and all the girls in my class came over.
They're all sitting around me asking questions and shit, trying to start a conversation.
Didn't answer any of them, pretended a controller was in my hands and used it to walk away.
The closest anyone's ever come to double-jumping are those moments in DDR when you go to hit a jump note but you fucked up and jumped too early.
Search your feelings, you will know it to be true
I put plushies into my shirt to simulate muscle chest. Little did I know it made it look like oppai lolicon futa. I was a crazy 5 year old back then.
Double jumping is one of those few video game elements that does bug me.
I don't understand why double-jumping exists when "hold the jump button to jump higher" exists.
I don't understand why they give you a jump that's one height, and then make every-single-gap-and-ledge too high, so you have to double jump for everything, making your normal jump useless.
I played Jak 2 for like ten minutes and stopped because the double-jumping in that game drives me fucking crazy.
Oh, good. You too? Admittedly, I still do it when nobody's around. I like to think that my form has improved substantially since grade school.
I liked the Electric Shield...
>walking downstairs like snake in mgs3
They're pretty much the same. The main difference is that Naruto is easier to imitate than Sonic due to more realistic proportions.
... No, of course I haven't studied the form and practiced extensively. That would be silly.
a) that was a power up
b) it was an optional (cool as fuck) thing
c) It didn't make your original jump height useless, it made jumping in general more awesome
d) you could trigger it at any point during your jump, no matter how long you waited, so if you wanted to go -really- far, you could.
d) you kept your momentum without any trouble
I have no beef with the Electric Shield.
>tfw try and flutterjump like Yoshi
This one I liked doing on the bed as kid.
Can't do it now cause I know I'd break it.
You can do it, I've done it before (only once though). You have to run fast, jump, then push off the wall. Freerunners do it
Not vidya, but still autistic
Wore one of these for the majority of my 4th grade year
Teachers never said shit because they thought it was just a weird watch
It's a design crutch
Platformers with shitty physics like smash have things like double jumps that allow you to adjust your jump more afterwards.
Good platformers like Mario just have you jump and some air control, it's all that's needed since the physics are so good and intuitive.
Unfortunately I haven't played it, I really just hated double jumping in Jak.
I think it's fine in Metroid Prime, ironically, but then again the amount of control they give you makes it really hard to fuck up.
But I mean, as long as it has its own purpose and utility then fine, I just hate when it's there just to make standard-jumping useless.
Whenever I finished a test in high school I would twirl my pencil / pen around like Cloud spun his sword around in his victory and then stuck it behind my ear like I was sheathing it behind my back
I kept doing it in college and university
Not vidya thing, but when I was a kid, I at one point I tried to run like a raptor, (run on my toes), because I believed that my legs would eventually shape to be that way if I ran like that a lot, and thus I would become faster.
In my defense, running on my toes did help me to become the master of raptor tag.
>Platformers with shitty physics like smash
I agree with your whole post, except for Smash as an example. That's kind of a special case. Most have double jumps, some have more than that or less, and it has its own uses, as well as "getting back to the stage from far away" is kind of important.
Are you sure you're not autistic anon?
I tried to do dragon ball z shit with a friend, when we saw the episode where Gohan tried to teach Videl about flying and ki blasting, we tried all that shit.
Please, forgive me /v/...
Holy fuck i thought this was just me
>if your interested you check out garcien smiths stair walking from killer 7
>GTA 3 just been released
>try to imitate the idle animation of the MC
really you just sway back and forth a little bit
>thought marina was the coolest (she is)
>walk on my tiptoes everywhere and sway when standing still
>still walk on my tiptoes all the time
And now my ankles are fucked up
Thanks video games
I do the Revolver Ocelot "You're pretty good" hand gesture when I greet people. Except I only do out with one hand.
I also do the animation that Michael from GTA V does when he runs down stairs.
I once tried to get an achievement for 30 kills in a certain amount of time. I decided to go for the smaller, weaker enemies, but even with them, I could only get 26 before the time goal passed, so I killed myself to go back to the last checkpoint and try again
But you can actually walljump. I used to parkour when I was 16
don't judgeand jumping from a wall to grab something higher up was something I did everyday. It actually works. Depending on the surface you get more friction and jump higher.
I played Sly Cooper and thought I could pull off wicked sick stunts with a cane like object. Long story short I broke my arm after trying to zipline the washing line with an umbrella.
I walk with my hands in my pockets like this guy and push up my glasses like Gendo.
>'play' wow/other mmos for far too long
>practice the saturday night fever dances thanks to human dance
>sigh like the tauren idle
>look back and forth all the time like other races
>do this shit all the time even though I quit a while ago
Joseph Gordon-levitt does it like 3 times while doing "Singin' in the Rain" on SNL live.
Guys actually pretty talented.
I've got a bit of a mancrush on the dude, to be honest.
I know a fucking 24 year old MAN that ran like this around the campus of the vocational school I went to.
Turnin' heads for miles because he was the only motherfucker that ran at all.
>2006 was 9 years ago
i actually roll around everywhere I go in real life like in every game that you can roll in... because instead of sprinting/jumping while running to get somewhere quicker, it always seems so much faster to just roll.
You can use it as a skill jump in 2d platformers.
I made a shitty drawing, but you make a controlled first jump not to hit the spikes overhead then have to make a second controlled jump to avoid falling and hitting the spikes overhead.
It's a more complicated and challenging jump than most others in platformers, but I suppose it's one of those instances as to WHY it can exist in terms of level design.
I've gotten into a habit of saying "Thanks much" like Tom Nook
When I'm doing chores I sometimes imagine that i'm a character in a point and click adventure
When pushing a trolley I hold the outer parts like joysticks as if it's a spaceship cockpit.
And I have to conciously stop myself from clapping three times when someone says "I suppose"
Tried to become Sub Zero by staying on the cold one night
I wonder if kids from this generation punch walls in order to obtain something...
Yeah, i had it on my snes and really into mk when i was a young naive little shit
So i decided one night to go out in the cold without shirt and hopefully i will have ice powers next day
All i did was catch a cold
No regrets though
When I was little and it was cold out, I'd put on my oversized hoodie jacket and lay out in the yard, and withdraw my head and limbs into the jacket and pretend like I was in a cave shelter from the cold.
In elementary school, I would imagine some kind of monster coming to terrorize the school and I would fight it off DBZ style, and everyone would like me afterwards.
I would be in the shower and once I turned it off, I was a monster coming out of a big test tube.
On road trips, I would imagine sonic running alongside the car jumping over obstacles.
I would imagine that I myself would transform and ascend to new heights of power.
>front-flips into a car
>fuck this I'm outta here
That flip he did while his arms were tied was pretty impressive. That has to be a bitch to get a sense for its balance the first odd times.
>run onto a speeding a car
And yeah, his multi-wall jump is at the last 20 seconds or so in
I don't know if you can grow out of autism or something but I used to be the definition of an autist when I was a kid.
>Got really pissy in class once and tried to go super saiyan and throw energy balls
>Attempted to do Mario's triple jump
in public I did the "wahoo"s too
>Once tried to confront bullies by repeatedly shoulder charging them like Wario
it didn't work
Running like Sonic was child's play.
>On road trips, I would imagine sonic running alongside the car jumping over obstacles.
I still do this when I'm on the bus to work. Not with Sanic, but I still do it.
I did it with Sly Cooper swinging off power lines and lamp posts with his cane and shit.
I wish I was a dumb kid again, the real world is too scary.
>Used to do this when I was 7 in school
>There was this like muddy dip bit along the playground and I used to spend all the break (about an hour I think probably) running along it like Sonic referring to it as 'Mud Slide Zone' or something
I'm 21 now, god I'm so fucking ashamed of myself.
I still don't understand how the fuck the super peelout is supposed to DO what it does given the way it is animated
I mean look at that shit. Sonic literally removes his fucking legs and his feet meld into each other to form a mobius strip (hey wait a minute) in roughly the shape of an infinity symbol.
Why the fuck would that even propel him forward when he's not even attached to the fucker when its in motion?
If you cannot jump in a way Mario does, you can also not walljump.
And the human body cannot come even close to the springyness Mario shows. We can't even jump close to the height Mario gets when standing. Our legs are not made for such an acceleration.
I think it makes a -tiny- amount more sense this way
I did it once in a hallway when nobody was around and some girl took me aside and said to me, like with true sincerity, "Don't run like that, people will think you are retarded." Never did it again.
I still don't get how after that one fall (we all know the one), he didn't just say "You know what? I'm done. This shit is gonna kill me."
Literally the only reason he stopped doing the heavy shit like flips onto or into platform or seats and multiple wall-jumps is because he got older and we all wear down with age, no matter what.
He must have legit brain damage, or just be plain fucking crazy.
God bless him either way.
>tfw thinking about all the stupid shit you did as a kid
>tfw you sperg out, twitching and yelling out FUCK
I used to only do it at home when I was laying down. Now it's starting to happen in public too.
holy shit, I still do with with mario 64 mario
I do this all the time at the most random times and people always look at me like I am a mental case...
>watched the first pokemon movie
>tfw I walked on the front of my feet like mewtwo for a year
>didn't think I do any of thos
>realizenow I tap my foot like link, look around like mario, and idle like 'comical' personality characters in dcuo
shit. i'm gonna start doing this now
I used to buy toy swords from the fucking dollar store and run around town alone with no friends pretending to kill imaginary monsters, while narrating a fucking story in my head. I actually grunted and yelled and shit and fell down pretending to be hit, when people were near by. To me it was "OH NO I GOT HIT BY THE BIG BAD FANTASY MONSTER ARRRRGH"
to everybody else it was "who is this fat kid and why is he lying down yelling on a sidewalk"
also the nodding
I still do pic related to this day, it's become unvoluntary
So is 4chan's definition of autism: To have fun?
Me and my friends used to run around town with old timey shotguns with the trigger mechanism ripped out playing Resident Evil.
>Tfw they got Claire and Jill and I got stuck with Alexia
>Tfw now a days we would have gotten our brains splattered all over the pavement 100 times over by now by some fat NRA jerkoff
>PE in elementary school
>trying to wallrun in the gym while doing running laps
I was in grade 9 when I stopped doing that m8. I was doing it up to like 14 or 15 years old.
>tfw had no friends
>just LARPed with myself for the first 15 years of my life
>spent the last 7 years on my computer
I have this niggerboo friend that tried to do chidori... CHIDORI
-I was always that kid that wanted to play pretend during recess. We were all particularly fond of Resident Evil and would get more and more kids wanting to join in over time. We once had several monitors come running out to the fields in confusion because there were a good 30-40 kids just shambling around and moaning.
This wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that I continuously tried to get my friends to play stuff like this until I was
I didn't even believe niggerboos were a thing until I saw some vids from this guy.
>In the middle of class
>Just beaten MGS4
>Teacher says some question on the lines of "Just to recap what are three main whatevers" I cant remember exactly
>Some says solid
>Someone says gas
>I Shout at the top of my voice "LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID"
>1 Way ticket to autism centeral
>After class someone taps me on the shoulder
It was rad as shit.
Why would any kid pretend to be
a fat jelly ass hambone?
Sometimes when I know nobody's watching, I try to walk like Alucard in SoTN, you know what I'm talking about? Like how he will move his arms in this awkward manner?. I look ridiculous walking like that but for some fucked up reason I like to do it.
>tfw back at school, I was friends with a canuck, a beaner, and a mudslime
>we were bullied so that's why we became friends
>we were all Narutards
>during recess we'd just have big autistic "karate" fights in the field yelling generic anime abilities
>we thought we were cool because people were watching us and cheering us on
>we didn't know they were laughing at us
>grade 6 comes by
>talking to my friends
>bring up naruto
>"oh we grew out of naruto it's too immature for us, we only watch bleach and onepiece now. they're pretty mature shows"
>stop talking to them
>A year later in 2005
>hanging out with neighbor
>we were playing ninjas
>we'd jump into people's backyards and climb their fences, get on their houses, sheds, and parkour
>neighbor has more balls than me
>we climb on roof
>he pulls down his pants and pisses in somebody's chimney, and then leaves a stinky brown shit and hurls it down the chimney.
that's perfectly normal as a kid
me and my brother fought endless hordes of monster with fucking branches, that's how badass we were
Never let your imaginary power die, anon
>Tfw I have ultra autism
>Concoct stories in my head about being a digimon warrior/spartan/pro wrestler/ect
>Ends with cuddling with a qt
>Hug my pillow a bit
>Fall right to sleep
Many times I have this self actualization moment when I realize how pathetic it is, but I've done it for as long as I remember, subbing out whatever I was interested in as part of the story.
When I had girlfriends I would just imagine they are the qt
i brought it to autistic levels anon, i was fighting imaginary hordes of monsters on my own until mid-highschool.
i'd literally be in fucking fields at 15 years old with a fucking toy sword, fake armor and shit yelling and screaming and coming up with a grand story in my head slashing at nothing like an autist.
I even brought my MP3 player and played cheesy power metal with speakers.
Every time I hear something crazy and I think "I can't believe this..", I have the urge to shout I..... I CAN'T BELIEVE.
I usually do it when I'm alone
At a point in my early teens, I had a bunch of Lego Minifigures leftover after selling all of my Lego bricks.
I used to make them as if they were Smash Bros fighters.
Legos have a shit ton of weapons/outfits, it's crazy
When I was little I used to sit outside and legitimately try to make fireballs appear in my hands. I would seriously focus as hard as I could at the palm of my cupped hand thinking that if I concentrated enough I could make fireballs.
My brother does this, it's very cringe worthy.
Even if this did make you more aerodynamic the fact that your torso is positioned more forward with your arms back just seems like you're setting yourself up to fall flat on your face with no time for your arms to get into proper position to properly react. Frankly it's also bad posture
>Tfw now a days we would have gotten our brains splattered all over the pavement 100 times over by now by some fat NRA jerkoff
Gun owners wouldn't have done shit, faggot. You'd have the cops called on you by some liberal soccer mom, who'd report a spree-killing in progress.
Me and some friend recorded ourselves reenacting scenes from the Jak & Daxter trilogy including gameplay too
I knew I wasn't the only one that did it.
What I'm thrilled about is that somebody else did it because of Rayman,
Because of this fucking game I used to take my grandfather's wrench and actually attack stray cats and dogs pretending I'm some time-traveling hero.
>used to dress like Wario from wario ware
>"punk" goggles on a baseball cap because I couldn't find a yellow flight cap
That was my effort, I don't think anyone got it and I kept it up for about 4 months.
I just looked like a faggot.
>I do the Revolver Ocelot "You're pretty good" hand gesture
This, but not as a greeting. This was a long time ago and I can't remember when I thought it was appropriate to use it.
I was completely mad about Sims Bustin Out when it released, and so I danced like the sims did in the game. I also used to grunt whenever climbing/jumping down from a ledge. Imagine Ashley from RE4 perfoming any kind of physical action- it was a lot like that. I cringed so fucking hard remembering this.
This one time in high school we had to do combat rolls and I did one perfectly, the teacher asked how I did it so well, I said it was because of training in the FOX Unit with my friend Snake, she said "cool" and went to go and help the students
>wore weighted bands on my wrists and ankles in elementary school because goku did it
>did it in hopes that it could make me jump higher when I took them off
Aite niggas gather around story time.
I decided to stay after in art class when I was in college I didn't go right away so when I joined that semester a good chunk of them were younger kids that graduated high school that year. Well anyway I was finishing up a piece before passing it into my teacher and this one kid was kind of edgy? He was spanish. he wore the clothes but he had the voice of a higher pitched Eric foreman he had long hair tied it to a ponytail and carried those magnetic little beads that you would find at those brain toy stores. And had these chains connecting into his back pocket one can assume it's the chain wallet I'm sure some of you were guilty of this.
In any case he was talking to these "gamer girls" and some other weeaboos in that class
> it shouldn't be a surprise that weeaboos were in the art class and I can't tell you the sheer amount of filth they pump out. Well anyway...
They were talking FMA. I believe this was around the time when the uncut ver. Or redone ver. Had just made it to toonami so they were talking about that. In any case edgey looking spaniard. Was mentioning how he had a friend that new how to do alchemy. And had claimed that his friend had made gold out of something.
> Yeah he's teaching me how to do it.
I finished my project and left soon after.
I know nothing of alchemy as far as I know. But talking about FMA and how he was learning alchemy I couldn't help but laugh.
>tfw I still do this
To be fair, I only do it among my friends when I am in a silly mood, but I never realized how much of a sperglord I might look doing it
I know someone who can kinda double jump. He was a small lithe guy and he'd jump, pull his legs up in midair and, instead of pushing his legs back down he'd move the rest of his body upwards.
>First year of college
>Decide to hang out with my roommate a bit
>He runs up the stairs like this
I knew this one guy that would run around the playground pretending he was a pod racer and making all the noises from the game.
He was legitimately autistic though, like one of those human calculator types.
>reminding me that I drew circles under my beakers in chemistry class
>tfw it wasn't even satisfying despite the fact that I was pretty much as close as one can get to doing FMA shit in real life
man fuck you making me cringe like that
>Be 16 in HS a few years ago
>Weeb friend was really into Kingdom Hearts
>He cosplayed as Roxas
>He wore it to school
>He did the Naruto run while wearing the costume when class was changing
I'm so glad he never infected me with Weeb shit
I would do sol bad guy's idle animation when I was having a cigarette.
Hey man you weren't there what made it worse was that my friend was cool with the dood. I just had to bite my tongue cause I wanted to slap my hands together and touch the floor every time he was around.
I made a butterfly knife out of k'nex.
It worked perfectly for the most part though so I don't know how autistic that is.
Oh believe me friend I was. I'm not saying I'm the greatest artist and sure when I draw comics I like drawing it in the manner of how prison school looked. But this I can't describe they know nothing of the core basics we're talking about shit you'd find on deviant art quality and not the good ones. I'm talking absolute rubbish friend. The how to draw manga anime books you'd find at a.c. Moore. Big eyes wide face. Generic anime.
It's a piggy bank I've had my entire fucking life. I have no idea where it came from or who got it for me.
In the mid of class I went to the bathroom and do Kirby's dance. I did that until college.
I used to make my stuffed animals wrestle all the time and narrate it in my high pitched child voice. It was pretty fun. My favourite one was this turquoise teddy bear with long legs, so if I dropped it against my couch, the legs would hit the couch and it would flip over for an epic body slam.
Shit was fun. I have aspergers.
I never get tired of doing that even at 23 years old. I look like an idiot doing it probably though, but it's hard to resist two walls/pillars so close to each other you can climb up.
>People can't wall jump.
>People haven't learned how to jump out of water while submerged.
>People don't know how to wavedash.
>tfw do the two finger salute by touching my temple with my right index and flicking my wrist to the right
>>People haven't learned how to jump out of water while submerged.
You talking about the butterfly stroke? That stuff is hard as heck, you have to be really fit and train to do it properly.
>Used to hide in the shadows away from family members all the time and sneak around them constantly
>They all came home once and started freaking out because they couldn't find me
I AM A MASTER OF STEALTH
>Have small house
>Decide to try Snake's roll
Is there actually a way to crouch walk that makes your steps practically silent? I've read conflicting things and I love sneaking up on people. Currently I just do it by stepping exactly when they step.
>tfw too much social anxiety to do anything out of the ordinary in public ever
Enjoy your cringe memories, fuckers.
>tfw i do actually run like this
>tfw i never read Jojo
>tfw i do actually feel faster
Yes there is,just look how Garret walks in thief deadly shadows (dont know about the others tho),its like going sideways and crossing your legs every step,dont know how it works but it does
Until high school, whenever I lost at VIDEO GAMES I would get super angry. I would flex everything in my body as hard as I could and yell random things. My brain would just go into rage overdrive. I was buff for my age due to it. My family and friends would find it a delicacy to listen to the shit I'd yell as I sperged out.
I finally stopped when I took a GameCube controller to the eye after losing to some ing guardian in mp2. Charge guardian? The one you fight in dark aether with no light crystal to help.
I think ever since I started playing monster hunter, I run like this everytime I'm trying to catch a bus
I'll never understand the concept of a double jump.
not really vidya, but still related..
i always wave like pic related, i was already told that it looks stupid, but i still do it..
I think till this day, I open doors Like your villager does in animal crossing.
I used to inmate the pocket noise everytime i put something in my pocket
>Not doing the spinning one from CB3W
i still have the knot on my head for when i tried to do it as a kid fuck lamps
>love Jet Set Radio
>Listening to music
>I do the same idle animation where they look around a couple times
I do it to see if anyone is looking
>Before breaking out in a dance
Not video games but I remember smiling like this at my crush. Just out of nowhere, we weren't talking beforehand or anything. I just looked at her, closed my eyes and smiled. It would have been okay but the part where I closed my eyes felt really unnatural and it made me feel retarded. Thankfully I don't think she noticed because she was busy doing something else.
>start playing Persona 3
>mimic the MC's "hands in pockets" idle when standing around/waiting for something
Sometimes when I fuck something irl up I think "I hope I quicksaved".
it looks cute in my headcanon.
>went to a rave for the first time
>I danced like this mother fucker
>tfw people thought i was a decent dancer
obscurity video games ftw