>tfw literal bearded neck
>fuck paying for my own internet
Don't play league at starbucks
You know there was a time in my life that I would actually hang out at starbucks?
I owned a bunch of turtleneck sweaters and not a fedora, but a newsie sort of hat or whatever. I don't know the name.
What a horrible time.
>going to shitbucks
>paying for overly expensive coffee.
top fucking kek I bet your also one of those faggots that drink the white chocolate mocha crap to.
>going to starbucks
>taking pictures of strangers for the sole purpose of showing autists on an anime imageboard
>going at starbucks
>take photos and post them on facebook instead of having the skin, balls and spine to talk to people.
You are a pathetic sack of shit, OP. Worse than he'll ever be.
>Being at Starbucks at all
>Obsessing over the actions of a stranger keeping to himself
>To the point of photographing him
>And posting it on an anonymous image board to bitch about it
I just don't know how much more of a faggot you can even be.
>OP gets BTFO for being a normie
>resorts to shitposting this fast
>You went to starbucks
>Took a picture of someone enjoying themselves with video games
>Post the image on the internet for the sake of complaining
Jesus FUCK how retarded are you, OP?
Just lift until you're comfortable enough to stop giving a shit.
Lets take a look at the elitism of /v/ for a moment.
>Sees someone doing something they don't like
>Goes on internet
>THAN tells him not to play League at Starbucks
Why didn't you confront him and tell him to stop? Is it because you're a bitch ass nigga? Rhetorical question, it is because you're a bitch ass nigga.
Did you really take a picture of someone enjoying themselves in public so that you could berate them on an anonymous imageboard?
So this is the master race.
As much as i hate MOBAfags and neckbeards, the fact you even went to Starbucks in the first place tells me you're a shithead. Couple that with the fact that you took a picture of someone just to post it here tells me you're a full-on autist.
>Not drinking coffee
You're either underage and/or neet because it's hard to think of not having any in the morning before work - especially if you've been drinking night before
i think OP is the same person who took a picture of a little kid playing a xbone.
>Taking pictures of random people because of what they are doing at a coffee shop
>Thinking you are the better here
Good job OP
How embarrassing, what a fucking LOSER you are.
I'm on his side
as a DOTA player and a 4chan user since october of 2003, I laugh at anyone who not only plays league of legends for any reason, but plays it in public, at a starbucks, on a fucking laptop (which is worse than a console for gaming)
these people are most likely autistic since they are unable to comprehend the immense amounts of shame and embarrassment that everyone else on the planet would be feeling from the compounding effects of all those poor choices they made.
that was a hilarious thread, and proof that modern 4chan is full of offsite immigrants, casuals, and normalfags.
Old /v/ would have cheered and laughed at the kid playing xbox, knowing he's doomed to an entire life of playing shitty video games due to his early development of utterly poor tastes.
Neo-/v/ raged because you're all normalfags.
>It's burnt garbage
Nigger, you buy $1 fucking drip and you are trying to act like you have standards and know shit about coffee? Fuck off. If you actually knew shit you would brew your own.
Dota2 is... how can I put this into words...you just can't but I'll try
To call it a "video game" is an insult
Super Mario Brothers is a video game
Grand Theft Auto is a video game
Quake is a video game
Dota2...Dota2 is an entity, a spirit that haunts your thoughts and dreams for the rest of your life, a living breating world in a league of its own.
Life is more of a "game" than Dota2
As a person who plays both DOTA and League you sound like a pretentious faggot. Both games are equally bad anyways but not enough to warrant taking a picture of a dude whos minding his own business and ranting about it.
Some guy used to always park outside this place I used to work at to leech the free wifi
I walked past his car one day and saw tranny porn on his screen so I blocked his mac address from using the internet
Then the faggot never came back
I'll put my credibility on the line here, and say that Dota 2 is the best game of all time. By "best game of all time", I refer to artistic and technical production, and gameplay design iteration (since Dota is arguably one of the most iterated upon computer game). From a technological rendering standpoint, it's visuals may not be king, but the art assets, overall art direction, and particle effects are the best that I have ever seen. The most excellently, tastefully produced art that I have ever seen in a game.
The voice cast is the best I have ever heard, Dota2 has Duke Nukem (Jon St. John), Cortana (Jen Taylor), Nathan Drake (Nolan North), the entire L4D cast, the entire Half-Life 2 cast, the entire Team Fortress 2 cast, and GlaDOS from Portal.
Let's actually get down to the gameplay. No two games I have ever played have felt similar to the point of feeling rote. Each and every hero in Dota 2 is distinctly different from another, offering a uniquely encapsulated experience with well-defined goals for every single playable character in Dota. Because every hero feels so profoundly unique, every game that I play of Dota 2 feels fundamentally different in a way that League of Legends is not able to reproduce.
I could go on, and on, but at this point I might as well just make a video essay. My only regret is that I never played Dota on Warcraft 3, because I wasn't really into gaming when I was younger. Now, I have some Dota 2 to play. Dota 2 is seriously a game I could play ad-inifnitum, and never get tired of.
>OP goes out of his way to drink overpriced coffee and take a picture of someone hogging connection playing video games on a coffee store.
I'm at a loss for words here.
>The beans are quality, and the coffee is good. You don't know shit, just stop. You buy McDonalds coffee.
Holy shit you are fucking delusional and retarded. Do you think Starbucks makes the big money selling you good coffee, or shit coffee with their retarded name and logo branded on it.... If you want good coffee you make it yourself scrub.
was just asking a friendly question. no need to go all /a/ on me.
>Paying $20.00 for a fucking mug of coffee that you could buy out of a vending machine for $1.00
>Being a faggot who doesn't take a regular ass coffee with sugar and milk, instead wanting honey, cream, chocolate, orange zest, like it's a gourmet restaurant
>Giving money to Starfucks, who are run arguably worse people then anyone in this shitty industry
There is no hope for you.
>OP samefagging this hard, you can even see the
No OP you are the faggot. The guy playing LoL isn't the faggot sneakily taking pictures of people in public places and crying and bitching on 4chan.
I'd rather a bunch on neckbeards playing videogames in a coffee shop then a bunch of pretentious hipsters arguing about bullshit and taking their fucking shoes off.
I kid you not. These faggots walk around fucking barefoot in some of these shops. And then they wonder why they're unemployed.
>being an ASSFAGGOT
Yah nah, all ASSFAGGOTS are autistic. Deal with it.
>regular ass coffee with sugar and milk
>sugar and milk
>putting anything in coffee
No anon, regular coffee is just coffee.
>Studying computer shit at uni
>Everything is awesome
>Every student studying that thing basically auto-joins a club
>Instead of all of us bonding and forming bro groups, everyone is always in an empty computer lab with LAN cables hooked up to their laptops playing LoL
>All of my great experiences have been with the english club instead
Like, they can do that shit at home. I know ONE guy who doesn't have internet at his house so he stays at uni until late using it. The rest have no excuse. They do nothing but play. It's fucking ridiculous.
I know I sound like one of those "STOP BEING ADDICTED TO VIDYA" shitters, but they aren't even good at the game and they waste potentially fun years sitting on their ass instead of bonding.
The point I was making was more putting shit in coffee that is equivalent to hats in TF2: Ruins an atheistic that was perfectly acceptable in the first place.
But yeah, you are right about the difference black and white coffee.
the worst are the environmental vegan hipsters who get fair trade green organic coffee at philz, blogging about how altruistic and sustainable they are on their foxconn iphones and macbooks.
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. I like to stop by one store in particular because the staff is nice, the coffee is reasonably priced and
they have nice salads.
However, this group of hipsters has been moving in and they're incredibly loud and rude. I think I might need to find a new place.
>not liking white chocolate mocha
Get the fuck out of here. It's the only worthwhile thing at starbuttfucks
>not being on 4chan since 1933
Starbucks hot chocolate is tasty, and sometimes the atmosphere is alright when it's not too full and there's decent music playing.
no, i called him autistic for:
a) owning a special gaming laptop (this is a proven waste of money)
b) not only willingly playing league of legends, a casual children's game, but playing it in public, on a laptop, while being way above the acceptable age group for that game, which is a massive amount of compounding shame and embarrassment to be seen doing those things.
He is autistic because he is completely unable to process shame and embarrassment, evidenced by him continuing to sit in a public place playing bad video games on hardware not meant to play video games in the first place.
That's not even commenting on his personal appearance and hygiene either.
>my assfaggots is better than the other assfaggots
>my assfaggots is so much better i'm an enlightened individual
am I supposed to go to Tully's? Fuck that poorfag shit
his place of residence? Back home at the basement? dude hadn't showered in days
>getting triggered over a PSA
just tryna do my part
At least you recognized the issue and sorted it out
>people are this lonely and deprived of meaningful human contact they must pay for mediocre overpriced coffee listening to shitty music to sit with strangers to not feel so alone
where is humanity headed, bros?
No shit? That's even worse, he's playing games on a laptop that's not even "optimized for gaming"
thanks for further reinforcing my point. i figured he was a joker who bought into some GAMING LAPTOP deal
I'll go get my empty cup from the car if that'll satisfy you.
I said don't play that shit in public. hate the moronic player not the game
S E A T T L E
>tfw my dogs will tear your bearded throats out
Ever think that bro was on a business trip or some other such nonsense and needed some time to sit down and enjoy himself? My ass gets shipped out to various places across the country, and you better believe that I'll slip off to a coffee shop or whatever to get a little fun in when I can.
Ya you totally aren't autism incarnate. Nope not at all...
>those hipsters who try to make every conversation they have "intellectual"
How the fuck do people EVEN play games with a Starbucks connection? I am sorry but I can't even stream a fucking video on my phone most of the time.
He must be the guy with a 700 ping, I am really baffled how people play online and they still don't know what the little bars let along a ping means.
>They attempt to give you half-baked advice about things you know more than them about, and get fussy when you ask them to leave you alone about it.
but foxconn is taiwanese corporation and many of their factories these days are in southeast asia.
i don't know how anyone can take them seriously when they constantly pat themselves on the back for saving animals and poor exploited africans but buy shit made exclusively from the most notorious sweatshop manufacturer.
he looks like someone I know... its not him, he rent is own place and have his own internet, but a while ago he was poor as fuck and went everywhere he could find free wifi to play his game on his laptop (including my fucking house).
>Man, I've been trying to move up the ladder in my company to get a position like that. Any tips?
No tips, got the job straight out of college. Finished my B.S. in I.T., applied to some jobs, got tipped off about this position from a friend who had heard about it. I do technical training/installations for the software we sell. At least on the business trips, other times I do various other support tasks back at the home office. It's a small company, so I wear a lot of hats. Have another trip coming up early next month.
OP stop being a creep.
>all these people hating on Starbucks
I don't get the hate besides the mediocre and over-priced coffee. Is that it? If that's why, you guys would hate some of the coffee shops I've been to. Man Starbucks isn't even close to the worst offender.
I actually realized how little of a fuck he gave, dude's kinda alpha.
>b-but CoD is the same as CS because they're both FPS games!
>drinking the night before
Confirmed for not actually having a job, lmao
>Isn't hotel internet usually pretty good?
Fuuuuuuuck no. I mean, if you're in a Holiday Inn or some shit like that, it can be okayish (I still usually depend on my phone's hotspot capabilities). If you're in some big hotel like I'm usually in, it's a pain in the dick. Even if you pay for it you're probably fucked, even for simple shit, never mind gaming.
Blame Jew economists and businessmen who turned the entire industry into a "profit first, fans second" industry, as well as creating the whole "AAA dev team" comprised of hundreds of people.
Back in the day, games were made by 1-15 people (Ken's Labyrinth was entirely made by Ken Silverman) and they cared more about making an entertaining, quality product, because they knew that doing so would get them sales.
>straight edge faggots who can't stand anything that isn't water entering their bodies
unless it's a dick
remember to cut AWAY from yourself, whittling technique 101.
you don't get a 2250 on the sat if you're retarded.
on that note, do they let you take it if you're retarded?
I'm gonna tell you something right now OP.
One time I was taking the bus and you know what I saw when I was getting off? A neckbeard, half-life shirt and everything else on your stereotypical neckbeard and you know what I did?
I didn't take a fucking picture of him and posted it on 4chan, get the fuck out of here you autistic normalfag
There's a difference between buying apple stuff because you enjoy it and championing yourself as the most socially progressive and aware person on the planet yet buying things built in literal sweatshops.