>>283731524 Perception management. Truly terrible people do their abuse when no one is looking, and act sweet and kind when other people are around. Leaving the abused person looking like a dick for not being friendly to their abusers.
Not saying that's always the case, just don't always trust what you see.
>Friend's parents showcase visible distaste for you and your friend is completely oblivious
Nothing more awkward than trying to stay out of their way as much as possible, then having my friend storm his way downstairs saying "ANON'S THIRSTY" after I asked whether I could get a glass of water.
>At friends house >His sisters ( 10 and 11) ate doing stupid shit >Mom yelling >they blame it on little brother (2) >Mom "so it's okay for you to act like a baby does? You want me to treat you like babies? You want nap time? You want baby food, you want me to put you in diapers?" >tfw diapers are my fetish >Hear sisters getting spanked loudly a couple minutes later
I have no clue how I hid that boner. This apparently was the norm, and my friend only thought it was humorous.
It doesn't help that the oldest sister had a crush on me.
My childhood was essentially a playground for my boner.
>plan a lan party with friends >we're all lazy fucks, so we turn up with 5 y/o laptops >8400Ms n shit >supposed to play every game known to man with multiplayer >end up playing minecraft singleplayer YOU FUCKS ARE THE ONES THAT CALLED ME THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>283732101 yes I stopped having ketchup because I realized how much I like plain eggs, but I'm considered the weird one around these parts because I also prefer plain bread, croissants, and the like without any condiments.
>>283732105 Different guy here, I had a friend who had parents who just simply hated having people run around their house or be in it at all. A lot of people fucking hate children, even if they have one of their own they don't want to deal with MORE.
>>283731138 Ok so tell me this. How does your family eat potatoes?
Whenever my mom cooked potatoes as a kid (which was most days) She would serve them on a small side plate with the skins still on. Each person would get one of these plates and use their knife and fork to peel their own potatoes. I always assumed that this is how potatoes were normally served but a friend came over for dinner one time and stared at us like we were eatin soup with a fork or something.
>sleepover at friends house >about 6 boys there all around 12-13 >go to kitchen to get some drinks for all of us >his mom is drinking alone >she asks me to follow her >ends up giving me a blowjob in the garage >still haven't told him and feel pretty bad about it
I-I'm sorry Vince, but i have to carry this one to the grave.
I was a scruffy awkward looking poor kid, and they were concerned it would make their kid look bad. I heard a lot of pretty snide comments from them about it, you know just general mocking for shit like my family not being able to afford going abroad regularly and stuff like that.
They also just weren't fond of children in general, very stuffy atmosphere.
>>283731138 >at girlfriends house playing vidya with her brother >she complains that i'm not spending time with her >spend time with her >brother complains to dad >dad says he doesn't care and yells at brother to stop being a fag, literally >mom yells at dad for yelling at son >i say it's really not a big deal
>gf's dad tells me to shut the fuck up and stay out of it
>>283731524 Fucking hate that shit. I can't help but feel humiliated on behalf of the father/mother of the friend, especially as they tried to hold their composure in-front of you - their guest - out of respect.
If I had half the mind I do now, back then I'd have confronted my friends for the shit they gave their folks in front of me.
>sleeping over at a friends house >have a lot of soda before bed >wet the bed >use towels in bathroom to try and soak up the stain >put the towels back, hoping no one finds out >apparently they were the towels his parent's use every morning >I knew they knew They never mentioned it until 3 years later at our high school graduation
>play cs with friends while talking over skype >match ends >parents and sister start fighting >im still quiet >all my friends are laughing their asses off and ask if im okay >try to hold back tears from this embarassment >friends make fun of me all the time because they can always hear my family fight every other week
>at friends house when kid >his mom is a cute asian milf >wait till everyone is asleep >sneak into her room and poke her boobs >later learn through my friend's older brother she knew i did this because she told him >it was never mentioned again
>Stay at a friend's house. >Everything's going great. >Playing video games in the living room after having soda and pizza for dinner. >His dad comes home from work and goes to sleep after shutting off all the lights and telling us to shut off the tv and go to sleep. >It's 9 p.m. on a Saturday.
>>283733504 Well I'm 23. He was like 15 and would literally beg me to help in play GTA V. He could not do anything, he couldn't pass any missions, he had severe ADD and turrets. I always felt really bad.
>>283731138 >go to friends house to play vidya > He falls asleep way before you >you play video games all night alone >eventually fall asleep >wake up hours before he does >continue to play video games
>>283732316 >Organize a LAN party with friends I haven't seen in a while >Go out of my way to make it really cool, spend the day cleaning and setting up the room, shopping for snacks and making sure I have cracked copies of all the vidya we're going to play ready >Friends arrive an hour late >"Sorry man we were in this really intense League game" >Get drinks ready while they set up their computers >Say I have to go to the garage quickly to grab the rum I left there >Come back >Do I honestly fucking hear that >"Are you guys playing LoL?" >"Yeah man just one quick game" >Think they're being fucks but haven't seen them in forever so whatever, I just sit and play emulators for a while >An hour passes >"Do these games normally take this long?" >"Oh we started another one because we're on a winning streak"
Repeat this for another hour when they said they started another game because I "looked busy" until I kicked them out of my house.
>at friends house >horsing around >run as fast as you can outside >what you thought was an open door was actually a screen door cleaned so perfectly there was no smudges, reflection, or glare of any kind >demolish the screen door >
>invite friend round to play smash bros on n64 >mom starts yelling at me coming up the stairs >awkwardly focus on game while my friend starts to panic >mom opens the door, sees my friend and turns 360 degrees and walks straight back out thats the last time I had a friend around my house.
>I always woke up at like 6am >was the only one awake >rules were, nothing can be played or watched until friend wakes up >he often didn't want up until 8-8:30am >2 hours or more sitting around doing nothing
Why I bothered to keep having sleep overs there I'll never know. His dad was a total bro though. massive neckbeard.
>at friends house >his dad beats the shit out of him for not taking out the trash >mom says it wasn't that serious >he curses the shit out of her >tell them I think i'm going to head out >his mom tells me no I don't have to leave, I can stay >tfw put in that awkward position
>At friend's house. >Going through his parent's stuff in their room while they're at dinner or some shit because I'm a little bastard. >Find a strap-on dildo. >Go and show my friend. >He asks where I got it from, and I told him the truth. >He tells me to put it back so he doesn't get in trouble.
We didn't realize what it was exactly at the time, and I'm sure he's scarred because of it now.
>>283731524 I hate when people think like this, if a friend says his mom/girl/so on is a bitch, I'm inclined to believe them because my mom tormented the shit of my dad and all he could do was take it because he couldn't tell his kids that their mother is a cunt.
>wake up >where the fuck am I? >it's cold >blanket is too small and too thin but I never asked for a different one >everything smells different >hungry >friend's mother doesn't really know how to cook, dinner wasn't good >thirsty >there's cat shit tread marks on the bathroom floor >toilet paper is 'el cheapo' brand and instantly disintegrates when it touches my ass, there wasn't enough left on the roll anyway >friend's dad didn't allow video games without being asked first, we went to bed early >friend is still asleep >later that day his weird chubby sister tries to show me her vagina in the same cat shit bathroom >just want to go home >move away soon after, never see or hear from him again
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