How does this makes you feel /v/??
>/v/ will seriously talk about this video
>There are people on /v/ right now who won't think this is just the video uploaders shilling their video for ad revenue
>Watching Jew Bros
>Complaining about kids, normal kids not gaymurs, being bad at games
Neo /v/ is the worst. This truly is blue /b/.
>haha look at how quirky we are about our site not working for you haha so funny and original :^)
>The Kike bros.
Why do people watch these things? Where is the excitement in watching someone play a videogame, only for their reaction?
>the two little girls are the only ones who actually seem to have the heart of a game player at all
What a neat video. It showed kids are willing to learn and adapt as new challenges are thrown their way even after multiple failures.
Brought a smile to my face to see them get excited after a single level.
>them asian cuties
>them kids scoring positive on every autism test
>them casuals getting BTFO
you can literally see how some of them are destined to become great players with great skill, while others are destined to buy the next "79$, 30 minutes QTE gameplay, 2h cinematics"game
>that one girl that wanted to keep playing
>post link to vidya stream with /v/rigins
>Banned for advertising.
>These fucks viral their youtube video here once a week
>No problem at all.
They are just pedos and are currently jerking off to some little girl making orgasm sounds. I want to kill every single one of those pedophiles. It's wrong and they are literally destroying a innocent girl both psychically and emotionally.
CAN I ADOPT THE LITTLE CUTIE IN PINK?!? CAN I CUDDLE?????!??!?/spoiler]
He didnt grow much yet. I bet he is a poof
The first few levels are like a tutorial though, they subtly teach the player all the actions you can perform
>level 1: walking and jumping
>level 2: walljumping between two walls
>level 3: running
>level 4: walljumping against a single wall
The tutorial is there, it's just that McMuffin followed the "show, don't tell" theory of game design.
I played BoI with my 8 years old cousin before, poor kid got too scared with all the blood and shit
he prefers driving on walkways in GTA and laughs his ass off when people fly all over his windshield
the kids arent nearly has rage inducing has the teens
After a world or two I didn't even remember why I found the game hard in the first place
Obviously you still die a lot until you have the best route mapped out but you shouldn't be missing jumps and shit anymore
I dont care what you people say but this video was GOAT
Well it certainly makes me feel better about picking up the game on sale and breezing through that first couple worlds effortlessly.
I've only got 3 hour and 27 on record and it was last played 28-nov-2011. I stopped in the Mega Man world at the I want to be the guy warp zone.
I remember getting frustrated and quitting and just never bothered to play it again despite the fact it's been sitting there installed on my harddrive ever since.
>they will feel bullied by 8 years old girls
"what up faggot? Why don't you make better games you fucking queer? Give me your fucking lunch money while you're at it"
What a terrifying and hilarious universe that would be.
I don't get why they fling and move the controller when they want the character to move. i mean i assume at the very least the majority of them play mobile games, and most of those game don't have any motion movement, so they know the only way to move is by pressing buttons.
That magical moment when they realize that they can wall-jump and you can almost feel the neurons firing off trying to conceptualize all the implications. Humans are amazing, especially tiny cute ones.
I hate this Casual/Selfie/Facebook/Twitter/Twitch/Reddit/CoD/Halo/iPhone generation so fucking much.
Libtards, feminism, being gay is considered OK and normal now, gender changing shit, postmodernist hedonist sloth, degeneracy.
What the fuck happened.
I miss the 90s
yep. one side of her family are neo nazis. her brother is currently in prison
LE ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL ENJOY SHIT XD.
Us millennials will be here to stay, faggot.
that grandma excited about the rollercoster
what a qt
>everyone has great fun except for that fat cow who only complains about muh glorified violence bad
video would've been better without her
I get the feeling the white girl was doing poorly on purpose.
"Wow, this is the first video game I've ever played, hahahaha look how bad I am hahahaha"
It's sorta like me in math class. Math was one of my best subjects, but I always tried to downplay my math abilities because I didn't want to be branded a nerd.
You can't be serious. Thats rich man.
The neo nazi images is from a movie she was in
now i understand why moot wanted so bad to be the little girl
cant blame him
Woah man, not all child lovers are like that. In fact the whole "child rapist" thing is a negative stereotype perpetuated by the media so they can get mad dosh from the mass hysteria it causes.
>That excitement when they beat a level they had trouble with
That's nice to see
That's like the exact feeling I used to have as a kid when playing a game.
Difficulty is nice.
>That asian girl who wanted to keep going
There is no "destroying a life", that is just hateful slander, most of them are entirely respectful of the wishes of the other party. Please stop spreading your pedophobic lies.
They still like children though and eventually their life choice is gonna destroy a child's life just for their sick kicks. Why can't they wait until they are 18 year's old like everybody else?
Only video I EVER enjoyed from this channel was the elderly people playing GTA 5. Kids and teens are nothing but cringe, but seniors are great to listen to.
>Old lady walking around the starting house
>"Oh that must be his wife... or girlfriend?"
>Walks up to her, the lady starts cussing him out and shouting at him
>"Definitely his wife"
Isn't that the same girl who did those 'Kids React to' videos?
>only ever posts pictures on instagram
>that page is straight outta 1998 with its resolutions
>A knife, You're closer to the victim, it's more personal
>Isn't that the same girl who did those 'Kids React to' videos?
Tell me about it
Everytime I get on Youtube and see ____ reacts to _____ vids, I internally roll my eyes
I will admit though, the reaction thumbnail is pretty funny in a ironic way
I'm sorry anon, but your viewpoints are extremely unseasonable. I don't think I can put in the effort to continue this discourse. I really do hope you will change your ways though, people of all creeds and paths in life need to learn to share this earth God gave us peacefully.
That is patently false, and derogatory. Nearly all consummate virgins never commit any crimes of a sexual nature.
Super meat boy is terrible, has some of the fucking worst control i've ever seen out of a game.
And then on top of that is a plethora of optimization issues that the dev promptly responded to with "Works fine on my PC, try upgrading".
I remember hearing a story about pedophilia on NPR and how to handle people who are attracted to children and what to do about it as a society the person they brought in to discuss it at one point said they found that up a third of all people are somewhat attracted to children, that shit blew my mind.
Shit was too crazy I'm starting to think I'm remembering it wrong.
You are among brothers
The good news is if we've learned anything from 80s and 90s kids, 00s will be exponentially more miserable when they're older, since they'll find no identity when it starts to matter
She is overrated and there are porn videos of much more beautiful women who literally suck cock for money because they can demand the money for it as opposed to attention whoring desperation like this Youtuber shill
I wouldn't doubt that lots harbor "some" attraction, like how on the kinsey scale lots of people harbor "Some" attraction to the same sex, but many would not be so attracted as to do anything about it.
Human brains are probably just wired to want to fuck everything I guess.
I think I will have to ask you to leave now.
>That's the last level for today
Can I do one more?
I've watched quite a few of these kids react videos, but I didn't see anything in this one that made me mad.
>Its fun because its difficult. Why make a game that's not challenging?
This kid knows whats up.
This actually shows how really well designed meat boy is.
Look at all that LEARNING going through the little girl's mind. All the safe environments she gets to learn each technique on. Had she not been handed this controller she'd end up like the retarded older girl.
These kids were actually gitting gud, with no prior experience on having to be gud.
I would like to see kids react to dwarf fortress.
>seeing kids git gud at a game that doesn't hold your hand
Fuck you I liked seeing that. Seeing the younger ones go "OH I GET IT" and quickly grasp wall jumps is refreshing to see in this age when devs think everyone needs to be spoonfed.
and now for some real rage:
YOUTUBERS REACT TO 4CHAN MEE MEES HIJACKED BY REDDIT
>yesyesyes I just beat this level
>what makes you think you're finished?
>tfw a 5 year old asian girl is better than you at video games
I'm not sure if it's good...
But it sure does feel good.
>It's fun because it's pretty difficult, I mean why make a game that's not challenging?
>It's really fun, I love challenges.
is there still a hope for gaming, as fucking tiny as it may be
That obnoxious fuck has become a parody of himself. He was never a great commentator, but he was at least tolerable. Over the past few years, however, there hasn't been a shred of authenticity left in him.
>Giving views to a "X reacts to X" video.
I want to see kids react to devil may cry with DMC3 and Uncle Dante doing all the cutscene cuuuuuuhrayzee stuff. I want to see whether it will blow their mind or have we completely lost fate in the next generation.
>it's VERY fun to do naughty things
Fuck you. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.
SIR? THE POST BELOW US APPEARS TO BE A BIG GUY.
>mods will never intentionally link these videos and then ban every person that post in the topic
>Did you just time travel here from 2005?
Sometimes I feel like I have. Where did it all go so wrong?
I don't remember getting older. When did everyone else?
>tfw you'll never be as excited as them playing vidya again
A couple months ago, when somebody posted some webm of a fish crawling inside some guy's dick, the mods deleted the posts of it and everybody who replied to it and gave all the repliers 3-days. Wouldn't be surprised if they tried that shit with girlsgames threads now.
Why is her belt so loose?
also i could fap to that
>I turned 26 in January
>I'm gonna be usin' your car
>AAAAHA YEAH I AM
Beard guy is based as fuck
>turned 26 in february
I fucking know that feel mang
>that old Asian guy laughing like a maniac shooting up Rodeo Drive
>fucking everyone goes on a shooting spree
>"The knife, gets you closer to the victims... it's more personal"
>25 on 28th Jan
>mfw i still wrote 24 the first time
Was 24 in September.
I don't feel like my age at all. I also automatically assume every other person on the internet is the same age as me and It makes it really hard to deal with some moronic stuff people say because I forget they might be some 12 years old.
Growing up sucks. I'm scared to think about 10 years from now.
>an userbase that the almost entirety of it
born the 4th
if 4 PS4 is the last PS console
>growing up sucks
nah, it'll be okay bro. just you be you, and don't cling too much to anything. just sit back and enjoy the ride while it lasts. it'll all be over before you know it.
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We should just never talk about our ages... the world past us by and thinking about all the time we lost is just so depressing.
>tfw all your old friends start getting married and having kids
I am. But It's kinda hard not to compare your achievements to people around you. Hell some people already have kids or run start up companies at this age. Also parents start dropping hints about gf and bullshit like that. I jut want to play vidya and finish my degree for now.
>moving the controller will make the character jump higher!
I remember the whole family sitting around the computer and being all excited about upgrading from 3.11.
>finish my degree
I really should have gone to school. After highschool I just settled into the NEET life thinking it'd only be a temporary thing.
Now it's been 8 years and I've lost all contact with everyone I used to know and the only communication I get is between my immediate family and 4chan. Sometimes I feel like my brain has mostly rotted away as the time passed me by.
Meh, I'd fuck her.
Honestly this kid seems like a pretty chill guy.
Would play vidya with/10
>s start getting married and having kids
I can guarantee they fantasize about not having kids. sure, they may love them, but everyone wants what they don't have. remember all those times when you wanted something so bad, then when you finally got it how empty you felt. life may not always go the way you had envisioned in your head, but it doesn't really matter. everything will fade in the end. life is hollow. just live in the moment best you can and quit thinking so much.
SOLELY for that? Nah not really. But it's a pretty good show.
>tfw pretty much lost all contact with school friends 3 years after graduation.
>Don't know how to make new friends anymore
>spend all day alternating between studying and 4chan
>spend the nights watching cliche slice of life anime about school life and secretly wish I had friends like that
I'm ok with that either. And I'm not ok with that.
and its also very hard to actually stick with. After finishing school I worked for a bit, but was unemployed for over a year.
Decided I might try my luck at the university and while I do kinda enjoy the classes and people its such a pain in the ass and often very boring
Life is hard without any skills, low work ethic and your only interests being baskball, football and video games
why? you're not racing anyone. thinking like that is why life becomes difficult in the first place. you're already born perfect. you have nothing to prove or accomplish. simply live.
Thats a very romantic thought, but the entire social structure basically expects you to do at least something with your life. Not only will the state/your country
not from America I am sorrybe up your ass, but you will also be constantly reminded of that by your parents, siblings and friends
Dude you better be happy, I posted this on r9k yesterday but I might as well repost
>friend for years comes to hang out
>we'r walking down the streets
>"hey anon could you pass me your phone real quick? need to make a call"
>mfw he grabs the phone and runs away
people can be really fucking pathetic, at times. I was better off as a NEET
After finishing school I pretty much wasted 3 years of my life on compulsory army service. Worked for a year after that and now starting my fourth Uni semester. Classes are boring as fuck and It took me a year to remember basic school material. I don't really have any motivation and I'm doing it because it's expected.
Sometimes I just want to live on some remote island for the rest of my life.
I feel the same way. I am not really getting any joy out of it. Sometimes I would just like to grab some job anybody could do and just live my life without any pressure
thats how end up poor
>Cathy and Rock are based as fuck