Okay guys, let's do this.
69 or doubles decides how do we name our character.
Don't mind the language, it's in Polish.
Post ending in 3 decides race and post ending in 6 decides our gender
"Aaaah yes! We've been expecting you..."
Post ending in 2 names our class
Post ending in 7 chooses our specialization (Stealth, Combat, Magic)
Post ending in 8 chooses our two favourite attributes.
You can mix up everything in one post ofcourse.
This is what happens when Orks try Magic. Don't do it. Combat all the way.
The next 10 posts will be our class description.
Do your best /v/
everything about this webm says that the person who made it knew exactly how the game was supposed to be played and exploited that to make a MISSMISS webm.
Damn, I can't resize this textbox.
The first 5 posts with skill names will be our major skills and the next 5 posts will be our minor skills.
You can use this list:
Holy shit, this is going to be the best build ever.
Post ending in 0 chooses our birthsign
Name: DONALD MOTHERFUCKING TUSK
Strength - 55
Intelligence - 30
Willpower - 50
Agility - 35
Speed - 30
Endurance - 60
Personality - 30
Luck - 40
Sneak - 30
Illusion - 35
Marksman - 30
Acrobatics - 30
Mercantile - 30
Speechcraft - 15
Alteration - 20
Security - 15
Alchemy - 20
Short blade - 15
Birthsign: The Shadow
Clearly the best build ever created. What should we do next?
Retrieve the best helm in the game. Never take it off.
You take that ring and you guard it with your life. Wear it every day and always equip it when talking to Fargoth. Never give it up. The wood elf might send the Dark Brotherhood after you when you rest, but as long as you use your Birthsign to optimally stealth archer them to death you'll be fine.
You dropped it on the ground immediately after you picked it up right?
That way it doesn't get confiscated and you can pick it up again without getting bullied. It's worth like 200 shekels.
You's a real nigga now. You already won the game. From here on out it's all about adding more fantastic tales to the legend that is Donald Motherfucking Tusk.
They'll sing songs about you for years to come. Give them the best fucking song they've ever heard.
I used our orc's great mercantile ability to buy a bow and arrows for only 50 gold.
Now looking for an orc to kill. Any ideas?
It seems like Shargam gro-Shagdulg will be our victim.
Let's do this
>Now looking for an orc to kill. Any ideas?
Morbash gro-Shagdub. He's a prisoner at Fort Pelagiad. Don't let him tarnish all Orcs with his stereotypical Niggorc behavior. End him for the honor of the late DK Crew!
We resisted about three seconds, but we almost took him out. Nice.
Thanks for the ride /v/.
I'm going to beat the game with this character. It might take me a few months to do so, but I'll post a new thread when I will do it.
You can post any requests what our character needs to do in his journey to become the strongest man in Morrowind and I'll post screencaps of them in that thread.
Make sure to include Donald's full name somewhere in the thread so I can find it in the archives when I miss it.
Join the Thieves Guild, but never forget that Magic is your one true specialization. To reconcile this, you must bring House Telvanni to greatness.
In the tradition of the fallen clan "DK Crew", you must collect every Drum and Guarskin Drum that you can find. You are to keep two with you at all times so that you may play the song of your people at a moment's notice. As soon as you find a place of residence, preferably the former home of a dishonorable Orc that you purged, you will place all other drums along the walls.