>chosen by the gods
>pure and virtuous
>two wonderful children
She wears what she does to show her purity and motherliness.
She's immortal, is a virgin because she doesn't want to bear a child tainted by Soul Edge, and wears dominatrix outfits that leave little to the imagination.
If Soul Edge is ever destroyed permanently, will she go on a mass humping spree, or track down Kilik and make him her sex slave?
Yes. She can destroy my pelvis with her hips, I swear I'll ejaculated my testicles out through my urethra during the act. I'll be having a closed casket mourning because my fucking grin will make Joker venom victims look like a mere smirk.
why aren't these greek dresses in fashion?
literally god-tier clothing.
>you will never be Phyyra or Patroklos and nurse from Sophitia's heavy milk-filled breasts
>All that shit
>Still not best girl
Who gives a fuck, then?
and yet here we are on /v/
i don't have many, if any, male friends, most of my friends are female. men are only around to see if you have any female friends worth fucking. the women i know have shown way more loyalty than men have.
>Soul Calibur looks fun to play in motion
>I don't actually enjoy it's gameplay along with every other 3D fighter
Why /v/? 2D fighters feel much better to play.
I've literally never lost a match with her. We do tournaments at my work once every couple weeks or so and I've won the last 7 with her.
Setsuka has the largest breasts in SC, doesn't she?
Cause watching another guy bang a bitch is lame. It's also more depraved and satisfying to watch a heroine reduced to a slobbering mess to some inhuman creature. It's why tentacle porn is popular.
I like women that aren't afraid of the beauty of female form. That's really all tumblr feminism is: fear of ugliness and hatred of those that get to determine women's beauty (ie, men). But the opposite holds true as well, that women get to determine men's beauty, or handsomeness, or whatever.
Yanno since like 90% of the population is straight.
No, Patrokolos is a complete retard. He thinks everyone is a malfested and hates everything except getting his sister back. Then he kills her and turns into Soul Calibur's stooge.
>two wonderful children
Get those hijacking mary sues out of my sight.
Patroklos is hot, zip your lip.
>Soul Calibur V
>Playing as her son
>Get to that one fight late in the game where you're fighting her in that outfit
>One of her moves has her jump on your shoulders, shove her crotch in your face, then throw you down
Wear some pants
It's even better when you realize that Elysium isn't actually Sophitia and is just Soul Calibur manifesting itself in his memories of his mother to trick him.
Patrokalos is Greek alright
Do you think Sophitia is noisy during sex, or does she just make soft squeaks and coos and "haa"s?
>implying you wouldn´t kill your long lost monster sister if you imagined your long dead mother looking like this and asked you to
>Pyrrha is the one that would make occasionally squeaks
Pyrrha would make those shrieks of her.
Pretty sure it's all inaccurate at this point. Nevertheless, Egypt has always been the best.
>tfw your waifu is locked behind a $90 paywall
The captcha says I'm not a robot, but I don't feel that way.
She has tons problem is just a huge part of soulcalibur hentai was drawn many years ago before most of this board was even born. The age shows with different artstyles and less critic to take from the internet.
You walk into a room and see this.
What do you do?
Kick the console, remove the turd game inside, slap the pleb that played that shit and go home fapping to picture shrines.
Why the fuck did Kilik end up replacing her? The tip mechanic was shit, and barely made her competitive in IV.
Same thing with Rock. Why did the vets get pushed aside?
>Amy won the popularity poll for a land slide and was brought back for Lost Swords
>No one gives a shit about Viola
Quads have spoken. Taki best girl.
>theory pulled out of thin air and waifusim for a shitty loli
>no official source
>"It's not fanfiction."
>that eroquis SC3 set where astaroth is plowing Tira and all the other females
I wish there was more
Fuck sake when will Tekken's budget die and why did Daishi ''quit'', he made the most out of SCV for what they pushed upon the devs, save for forcing shitty OCs over veterans.
>Rock better than Astaroth
He had a decent background and slowly generic MUH SOULS IMA CLONE OF ROCK Astaroth got all of the retardedly strong moves and the devs learly favoured him
>SC3 Rock has a goat VA and gets best stage
>SC4 Rock has a custom character VA and Triple H custom face
Also Hwang > Faggy Pirate Naruto faggot
Li Long > Faggy Pirate Elvis hair faggot
Seung Mina > Generic coolio scar across the eye faggot
Mitsurugi is the sexiest SC male.
Someone needs to make a doujin where he impregnates all the women.
>there are 500+ people willing to spend around 100USD on this thing
>have 2 kids with some one night stand
she's a fucking whore
he is popular as hell in japan, and has one of the more unique playstyles
if you thought korea was bad with p2w
I can tell what kind of people like you by defending this guy.
Ezio was a good fucking call for a guest character, especially when I knew the man that brought him to the light with one move exclusive to ezio
Post GOAT SC music
>tfw they used this in all SCV gameplay trailers but it wasn't even in the DLC pack
I wonder how many people here actually learned how to really play SC