Name a strength, because I certainly can't think of any.
If you marry her, every night's dinner will become extremely awkward.
So... if you're into quiet elephant-in-the-room dinners with your wife and father-in-law/best friend, that's a plus.
Why would you marry your best friend's daughter? Do you know how much of a betrayal that is?
Think about it, here's a real life example: it's like marrying your best bro from high school's sister, it's messed up. How could you do that? How can you justify that? You are literally scum.
Chrom is the type of man who would appreciate a trusted friend taking care of his little girl over a scummy dastard whom he likely wouldn't know as well.
Besides, don't you want to deepen the bond you have with your best friend by making it a family bond?
I thought you misspelled bastard but then I looked it up and it turns out dastard is an actual word.
...well shit you learn something new everyday.
/v/ seems to approve of the idea of marrying your best friend's daughter, because you're a trusted friend who will take care of her and all, but what about marrying the man himself?
Just because you both are close and happen to be opposite genders, is marrying your best friend necessarily a good idea?
She's his daughter come back in time to save the world from the evil dragon.
fun fact: he most definitely got it from Fire Emblem because they use it as a substitute for bastard
There's literally NOTHING wrong with being extremely close to your bro, it's not even gay, it's just deep platonic broship.
Now if he starts smelling you while you're asleep, now that's red flag number one.
have two preordered. One for work and the other for my room.
I'm getting the Figma AND the Nendoroid!
Hey, don't talk shit, it's completely normal to check your friend's feet for blisters, even if you don't have time to use your hands.
Now watching him pee, that's a whole other bucket of water.
eh she gets pretty sassy in the DLC maps when she faces Ike.
Fuck off, you gotta make sure your bro's pee isn't too yellow, or else that means he isn't drinking enough water. If you care about your bro's health, you'd do the same.
Of course, we all know the TRUE bottom line is when he sneaks into your bed and starts sensually fondling your balls while lovingly whispering "Robin~" into your ear.
if she's not married, she disappears forever.
Many autists hate that ending so they force her to marry someone.
>put the short hair on
>take of the mask if i can
>I have a Marth Figma now
Will Dancina purge all the Lucinafags across 4chan?
>Marrying Lissa off to Libra
>There will never be a Sully figma
Relocated to /vp/, which is good because lord knows that board needs it.
There are far worse things on this site than Lucina propaganda, and a good 60% is contained within that containment board.
>tfw no giant Lucina to cuddle
>tfw no giant Lucina art to post
Palutena and Lucina is the most cancerous Lucina pairing.
>Palutena and Lucina is the most cutest Lucina pairing.
>Name a strength
Are you retarded? Marry Chrom to FeMU and she can get
>Aether+Galeforce right off the bat
>Powerful unbreakable sword only she can use
>Armsthrift+massive luck stat just in case you want to use something else
>Inherits the avatar's retarded high stat growths
>literally anything else you want because MU genes = OP
She's one of the most powerful units in the game.
MU!Anyone is one of the most powerful units in the game you fuck. Otherwise she's only decent unless you bother with an Olivia!Lucina but that would require grinding due to Olivias horrible stats and if you grind anyone is good.
>Lower stat caps than the kids.
Compensates by having the largest class selection thus having the best skill pool.
Aether has a lower proc rate than Sol/Luna. Luna is preferred in almost all circumstances
>No male-only skills passed down.
She passes Galeforce. The most useful skill in the game. The only comparable skill for males is Aggressor and it can't be inherited. A moot point though since she produces a male child who will be able to learn it.
/vp/ is full cancer all day, every single general is worse than /feg/ and /ssbg/ cancer and waifufags don't know that /c/ exists and shitpost there, Serenafags are the worst and Dawnfags have been banned on the past for autism overload.
>worse than /feg/
Go to anime general or showderp, memes that burn through 3 threads a day because some phonefags create new threads on bump limit because "muh updated OP" and everyone bandwagons.
I stopped going there a few months ago too, but still check on it once a week, I blame the ORAS newfags
Very well anon. Prepare to die then.
>not even a daki
>not even a doujin
Why are you so lazy?
I'm going to look into this weekend on artists that do daki commissions since the store that sold this one hasn't responded to me yet, and they don't even sell out of Japan anyway.
You know what Tharjafag? Fuck you, you don't deserve to be called Tharjafag. I'd be a superior husbando to Tharja any day.
I'm calling you out.
It's not hate, Tharjafag. I saw her first.
It's always been this way.
You don't deserve to claim Tharja as your waifu, dude.
NICE TRY FAG
Because I know you'll still try to waifu Tharja behind my back.
Why would I do that? I'm tired of the commitment anyway.
Oh yeah? Why should I believe that? Are you eager for some new FE14 waifus or something? Or are you going to abscond your old backup waifus like Say'ri and Miriel?
Oh sure, then I'll trust you. I mean it's not like you've broken your word on /feg/ and /v/ multiple times or anything. Nah.
What a waste of bandwith.
The entire REASON I married Lucina was because my headcanon was that Robin and Chrom's tents were right next to each other and Robin spent every night making Lucina shaky legged while she called Robin "daddy".
A true shit-tier husbando, yes.
Will Lucina be forgotten in the sands of time come FE14?
so is Tharja
Hey watch that filename.
I love Panne!
.04 FUCKING SECONDS
Aversa would be best Awakening girl bar the sole fact that
NOT BLOOD RELATED
I thought you were willing to give up waifuing Tharja. Why are you getting to upset over a file name? Why are radishes the best vegetable to snack on?
You will give in.
How is Chrom okay with having such a flat daughter?
Morgan is MUs daughter, not Tharjas. Also carrots are the best.
So does that mean you won't mind me sexualizing Noire? And carrots are good in moderation, but after a few there's too much sugar and calories, plus the texture is nowhere near as fun as radishes'.
I wonder how many donuts she eats a day, she sure got pudgy!
Noire is still my daughteru. Also radishes are good but I don't know about snacking on them.
He's at /vp/ now.
Your best bet for bombing now is to just let Drill Remover and Tharjafag carry out their unnecessary avatarfagging conversation that could be easily done over Skype, but honestly it's hardly a good replacement.
Aha, but if she's you're daughteru then that means that MU fugged Tharja and ergo sum you married Tharja ∴ Tharja = your waifu.
I knew you didn't have the stones to give her up.
And snacking on radishes is great, literally one of the most healthy, low-cal things to snack on.
Hey, blame Tharjafag. I'm more than willing to take this asinine conversation off of /v/ but Tharjafag's a stickler for privacy and refuses to add me anywhere.
How did Tharja get so fat? Did she get a fattening hex put upon her?
Watch the filename man. Also lots of people consider girls their daughter without waifuing the characters mother. And if you're talking healthy I like to drink water and chew the ice.
Enough of this, it's time to punishs these filthy witches
I'll keep up the filenames until you admit you're not ready to stop waifuing Tharja. And considering Noire your daughteru in addition to Morgan is very problematic, Shirley you can see that.
Chewing the ice fucks up your teeth man and if you're drinking filtered tap water you're doing it wrong. Get some reverse-osmosis electrolyte water, throw in some mint in there for flavor, but no lemons since the acidity is bad for your teeth and no ice since ice is from LA's PD tap.
At least tell me that you can into acai bowls and the occasional kale salad.
Yes indeed. It's always the shy ones you gotta look out for.
What a boring personality. I think the only thing that actually made me like Lucina was the fact that she's voiced by Laura Bailey.
But hey, what the fuck do I know. I like Lissa, Cherche, and Mirabelle.
Yeah I can see that
>took time to quote all posts
Too much food
You can't into kale?
Why are you sexualizing your daughteru and her massive archer tits?
Why haven't you bought the limited edition Tharjafig Tharjafag?
the most digusting sight indeed, people getting crazy to a disgusting witch, i say its time to punish her.
Remember now after Grima's destruction, growing up in an era of peace with both her parents can have some unintended consequences for Lucina.
Hopefully Tharja gets her
Nope, because, and is that thing even for sale still? It's damn expensive isn't it?
still Inquisitor, what with all these Fat ladies?
Accidental self-inflicted time travel-induced weight gain is my ridiculously niche subfetish.
I'm sure no one will go hungry.
I can see the kale thing because eating too much will tear your esophageal lining, but you can at least into acai?
When are you going to admit you've wanted to be Noirefag all along?
And yes it's for sale, it's only $150 which is only a few bucks more than what Tharja's going for nowadays.
Why is there no in-between? I'm fine with feeding and whatever, but why do they go to the point that they no longer resemble the human form?
150 lbs is like the maximum weight it goes before it stops being anything other than repulsive.
What's the appeal?
I don't want to be a Noirefag though, and for that price I'd rather get a daki since I already have the standard figure.
>mfw Skullgirls threads become fat threads
>mfw Lucina threads become fat threads
>mfw Rouge threads become fat threads
Which waifus will you guys
Yeah, it exists, along with an official garage kit version so you can paint her how you like before you paint her with something else.
And to my knowledge
Then what do you want to be?
And the daki won't cost you anywhere near that price. Besides, buying a second Tharjafig gives you a backup one for when you finally succumb to all those gifs of her fig you've saved.
no idea in the lightest your majesty.
not you now, do you have something to testify?
The moment you realize she is basically Naoto.
I don't want to be anyone. If I'm to get a custom daki it would be around 120 dollars for just the cover.
But you're Tharjafag. Are you telling me you don't want to be yourself?
If/When you get that Tharja daki, are you going to upload the full-rez vector of the artwork so we can get it printed out at 300dpi without upscaling?
That's exactly what I'm saying. And yeah sure.
You don't want to force it down everyone's throats with over-saturation.
Though the Persona girls DO look a bit malnourished...
But T h a r j a f a g
Why would you want to get a daki when you said that Tharja isn't your waifu anymore? Keep things consistent you fucking two-faced piece of shit Janus
I like to waste money on girls I don't like anymore.
But Tharjafag, remember last time you said you were done with Tharja by posting rape porn of her and Noire? You followed that up by coming back the next day and going back to normal.
When are you going to admit you like Tharja
and the attention being Tharjafag gives youto ever give up the mantle of Tharjafag to anyone else?
I don't like the attention though, all I ever get is hate that makes me feel bad. And I probably have some mental issues or something.
So what do you intend to do about it? Why not pass on the mantle to me? Upload your folder, I'll change the filenames, since I have a trip it'll be easier for everyone to recognize and filter me, and presto, you can post in peace, just as long as you don't waifu Tharja behind my back. And well all have mental issues, Tharjafag ,otherwise we wouldn't be browsing 4chan at 10:04 on a Friday night.
We both know we don't have the mental fortitude to do that. Trust me, I'll just be the next Tharjafag to make up for your Tharja-free posting. You can waifu Say'ri all day then. Also
Oh, I don't really have that much, plus I'd be missing out on the tumblrshit and drawfag stuff you had made
and I had colored since you're an undedicated husbando. Plus I don't have the latest lewd images saved like >>284142838
Cut a nigga a break and upload your folder, I even saved your old one for posterity after you deleted it.
It says There's been a dearth of (Tharja) material lately.
Tharjafag, it's ctra+A and then add to archive. Then it's just dragging and dropping it onto mediafire or Dropbox and copy pasting the link.
It's a low-key, zero-effort investment with unlimited return. Go and do it.
Goddamn it Tharjafag, I knew it. This is you getting back to me for all those posts I made about wanting to fuck your GF. When will you wake up and realize it's not me wanting to NTR you? Monogamy brings nothing but misery because one side just can't handle the strains of being in a committed relationship. Now you're going to pretend to go off and no longer waifu Tharja, all while still scanning the internet for daki arists to commission. Sure, you won't post tomorrow or for a few days to make me think I've taken the mantle of Tharjafag, but then I'll hop over to /a/ and see no other than you yourself requesting Tharja art from one of their tumblr draw threads.
You're trying to lull me into a false sense of security so I can think I've waifu'd Tharja until you NTR me. I'm not having any of that shit man, fite me irl or in Smash, it's time to settle this.
You caught me. Also where's that art scan from?
No, fuck you. I've had it up to here with your lies, chicanery and slick maneuvering. Tharja is my stalkeru, as are both Hex Maniac and Tomoko. That's right, I know about your other folders you polygamist shit-tier husbando. Maybe if you weren't lusting after so many sluts you wouldn't be spreading yourself so thin and would actually be somewhere close to being a good husbando? You're gross and your entire body is constructed on half-truths and laziness, with a deep dark core built entirely of concentrated lies. You are unfortunatly Tharjafag, but with a very, very heavy emphasis on the FAG part. I know you commissioned this pic too just because you knew it would get lewd edits. How can you sexualize your waifu like that?
Goddamn it Tharjafag, when are you going to realize how much I want to
fuck you up
I've realized it for a while, you got accept who you are sometimes.
Tharjafag I fucking hate you. How dare you taint Tharja by associating yourself with her? You're filth, you're scum you're disgusting you're pure evil and I lament the fact that you've proclaimed yourself to be her husbando and somehow managed to get to the top through nothing more than sheer shitposting.
Goddamn, Tharja would have 10 times a better reception, more fan art and a more positive opinion of her on the internet as a whole would abide if you just ceased to exist. I sweat to God Tharjafag, mark my words as they will one day be the very last you hear: I will make you pay for what you've done.
I'm 5'10 with dark hair, lazy eyes and a very bad temper. You are an insignificant maggot not fit to be on the same sidewalk I'm walking on, much less the same city. Today I had a moth enter my apartment. After swatting it off my door with a shoe it fell to the ground and I let it leave through the front door. You however, are infinitesimally more insignificant and you will get no mercy from me. My patience, tolerance and understanding has run out. I'd offer to fight you like a man, winner gets to keep Tharja and your gf, but no. It's time to play the game by your rules, of which there are none. I'm coming for you, Tharjafag. All the OC and family pictures in the world won't save you. I will become the true Tharjafag, and I will win the title through blood and bullets. Sweat and steel.
You, my anything but friend, are a shit tier husbando.
Are you done overreacting and making an ass of yourself? Also I don't get how I'm at the "top". And the only people who know of "me" are people on 4chan, and who cares about their opinion on her.