"If you go and you eat a steak, if you pay $100 for a steak that tastes like the best steak you've ever had in your life, but it's only 200 grams, versus paying the same price for the worst steak you could want — but it's all-you-can-eat. There's an argument to be made that one is better than the other depending on who you are. If you just want to be full all the time then all-you-can-eat terrible steak, maybe that's for you?"
See what you fucking did?
>calls their game a $100 steak
>has a schlocky plot that would get blasted in any other medium, some of the blandest gameplay seen in years, and made sacrifices for technical feats that don't even touch what other developers have accomplished
>I'm excited to hear what people who have actually played the game think about it, how do they feel about the quality and the quantity?
Well that's good, because pretty much everyone (including critics) who played it (that isn't neogaf) largely took a shit on it. But those people are all bullies who can't properly appreciate the 0.5oz steak they were served
>I'm excited to hear what people who have actually played the game think about it, how do they feel about the quality and the quantity?
Well the only people who would buy it at this point are Sony fanboys, so yeah they'll love it even if the really hate it.
God these people are so fucking despicable. Some enraged really should go push their fucking faces in the dirt for this travesty. They act like they've done nothing wrong. That none of this is deserved?
They truly believe their game was good enough to be considered a steak. At most, at FUCKING most they are just as good as the rest of the trashy food around and thats being kind. If it was amazingly fun like MGR i'd see why its a little short. But no, they're charging full price for a meh third person shooter with a meh cinematic experience. This industry needs and deserves a crash. These developers need to die and let some indie fags rise from their ashes. These developers have failed and its time to give some new people a chance. Hell, the fags who make games like besiege could make incredible games if given the resources. If these developers are making trashy rushed products i don't see the problem in them dying out. These consoles need to be erased as well, their monthly fees and other horse shit has ruined a lot of what consoles were. We need to wipe the slate clean again.
That analogy about steak made no sense
Yeah I can get an all-you-can-eat shitty steak buffet for 5$
I can also get a top quality all-you-can-eat steak for 5$, and I have access to steam, which in this fantasy world of steak is like access to tens of thousands of different steak places.
So why the fuck should I eat your steak.
I can find so much more steak for so much less and its so much better.
Fuck im hungry now.
Or I could go to Texas Roadhouse or equivalent restaurant and get a 10oz. prime rib for $16.99 enjoy my mother fucking excellent prime rib for a reasonable price and go home without feeling like I've been ripped off.
No, this can't be. They are crying like fucking PHIL FISHER
Ah, so in the end...you're all just a bunch of bullies, huh?
This is the way I describe the Order;
>You pay 12 for a movie ticket on the high end
>Ten for a large popcorn
>Four for a large soda
>26 dollarydoos for one person to go the the movies
The Order is
>Ignorant devs that cry about muh art
The Order is shit, and anyone who defends it is also shit. It's an overpriced movie that would get panned if it wasn't for the fact it's being pushed as some artsy bullshit.
>The Internet is just a bunch of bullies
>I'm excited to hear what people who have ACTUALLY played the game think about it :^)
This sort of faggotry wouldn't be acceptable in any other business.
I hate video games.
Okay so me and a friend just finished The Order 1886 in about 3-4 hours yesterday.
Fancy graphics, I can agree with that, the game looks fantastic, especially the facial animations and such.
Too bad the game is literally BORING AS FUCK, within 15 minutes we were both bored as shit, the story sucks and the only two interesting characters are the Indian rebel leader and her little sidekick.
The gameplay is just so fucking bland, walk into room press context button, walk into next room, check high objects everywhere (WONDER WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN) shooting segment (with modern weaponry as well, because can't do anything actually fucking interesting) walk into next room, quick time event, walk into next room, context button press to examine something, walk into next room CHEST HIGH OBJECTS! gun fight, 10 minute cutscene.
Oh and don't forget the obligatory shitty insanely boring stealth level where if you die you literally just start back 5 seconds from where you die from.
Fucking hell the game is so generic and bad. They couldn't even do anything interesting with the steam punk 1800s setting like interesting weapons at least. I shit you not, you use modern weaponry in this game, automatic rifles.
The Order 1886 is awful, it is literally everything that is wrong with modern AAA gaming. Very pretty, but bland and boring as fuck.
TES has content, but its not particularly well made content or fun content. It doesn't look good vanilla, the voice acting is poor, and the story is the worst part of it and the story is fairly short in all TES games. Is that an accurate way to describe TES? It can last 100 hours, but its not particularly memorable or interesting it just has alot of whatever it does have.
I played 20 hours of Far Cry 4 was it sure as hell was a mediocre 20 hours full of repetitive side missions and a boring open map.
1886 is a 6 hour mediocrefest so its not much better. It doesn't have good anything but looks and audio/voice work, and its sure as fuck not worth its price point.
He does have an argument though. I don't think TES games are worth 60 dollars because they are sold on 100 hours of awful to mediocre content.
Uncharted 4 is literally going to be the same as the last 2 games, and games in the past have been panned for just being more of the same. Except Naughty Dog gets a free ride when it comes to reviews.
The ego on these bitches.
He doesn't have a point. He doesn't understand the industry nor what people want. The Order 1886 encompasses everything wrong with Sony.
This game gives me hope. It's going to lead to a crash, and a subsequent golden age for AAA games.
It'll get worse first though. I honestly thought we'd had it with DNF, but nope, The Order just dethroned Duke, and I guarantee something will dethrone The Order.
Would you rather play a game with CONSTANT QTEs or an Old ass game like FEAR?
>Spend 5 years working on the game
>Admit gameplay is pretty much an afterthought all through its production
>Claim it's bullying when fans complain about lack of gameplay.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANTED THAT STEAK RARE! YOU'LL HAVE IT WELL DONE AND LIKE IT!
WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING THAT THERE'S HARDLY ANY MEAT THERE, THAT T-BONE LOOKS AMAZING!
YOU WANTED VEGETABLES TO ACCOMPANY THE STEAK? FUCKING ENTITLED ASSHOLE!
Why are people so god damned sensitive these days? If i made something i would want honest criticism, especially if my creation was a failure.
That way i could do this thing called "improve" and "be better".
But these fuckhueg cry babies with paper skin insist everyone is a bully because they are telling the truth.
It may be because i'm a blunt person, but i prefer the truth to a pretty lie. Fuck muh feelings.
I played the entire game in one sitting at a friends.
Your friend is the werewolf at the end and you shoot him.
I would pay no more than $20 for this, there was absolutely nothing of note about the game. It was Gears of War lite.
No lie. I love Texas Roadhouse. That's a seriously great piece of meat. Probably the only chain outside of the crazy places like Mortons/Ruths Chris that I don't need to put sauce on the steak. None in south florida... :(
>The Internet is the New Playground for Bullies
I went to a really, really expensive restaurant one time for dinner. The food tasted pretty good, but when we were done I was still hungry. When we got back home, me and my dad had a doughnut each and some bread + butter. It was kind of bullshit, really. However, I've been to other expensive restaurants that had really good food and also good portion sizes (often smaller portions than in cheaper restaurants, but that's fine because it means you can get more courses in).
I can't really remember where I was going with this, but anyway 1886 is fucking bullshit.
They paid there wages and development on this game for 5 years. They enabled it. The signed off on the milestones during development. They published it. They marketed it. They enabled Ready At Dawn. The empowered Ready At Dawn to make this because they think they know what is best for the industry. They think Cinematic Games are what consumers want.
When a corporation gets so salty that they release a statement which amounts to "no but you're all wrong - our product is good; you just have shit taste" you know you've won.
This is how I feel about the new Syndicate reboot. It plays well but its everything wrong with modern FPS games and it also shits on Syndicate.
Not really. I think /v/ abandoned the game completely when about a year or so ago the lead designer or someone said they put story and graphics before gameplay and that gameplay is just something they have to put in a game.
Maybe you were taking bait/shitposting threads seriously, because everyone shitposted the game.
You couldn't have made it more obvious that you've never played it. Watching a YouTube video for 5 minutes doesn't count as playing it. Pretty pathetic you put that much effort into that wall of text.
>They couldn't even do anything interesting with the steam punk 1800s setting like interesting weapons at least. I shit you not, you use modern weaponry in this game, automatic rifles.
Now you have to be fucking trolling. Do you know what "steampunk" is? Holy fuck you're a retard.
>Platinum was Capcom's AAA Developer before they split off to form Clover, died, and became Platinum
>Nintendo and Microsoft give them the budget to make a game that ranges from AA to AAA and they show they know how to develop in those ranges, since they've even developed Middleware before
>Ready at Dawn is known for ports and PSP games
>Sony gives them the budget to make a AAA game
Why is Yoshida so fucking retarded?
I'll give you that. His game got a little better with DLC, and he'll always have DN3D and an endless supply of cheese and nostalgia to rest upon.
Who knows, maybe they can add something to The Order. It's getting sad how AAA games are though.
I freely admit I had/have fun with Shadow of Mordor, but sometimes I'd stop paying attention and think I was playing Assassin's Creed, then I realized there's a fuckton of games that emulate the freerunning thing.
He's old and a suit. He's the guy that greenlights and finances games.
>Make a game.
>People criticize it.
>Nuuu pls stop bullying us we made this so perfect :'(
Developers like this will never be respected if they're not willing to listen to what people have to say so that they can better themselves.
>Our game is good! Real customers tell us it's the best game they've ever played!
>It's just the bullies and trolls who give us a bad name
>people think the internet is a playground and we are bullies
>implying the internet isn't the wild west
>implying we aren't cowboys
>implying www doesn't stand for wild wild west
Who /www/ here? We can fight off this industralist nightmare if we band together boys.
This one is probably relevant to the thread.
>WAAAAAAAH OUR GAME IS GOOD ITS JUST FUCKING TROLLS WHO DONT LIKE IT WAAAAAAH
This is the world we've created. We share air with these people.
I'm sure Iwata is older than Yoshida, right? And he's been at Nintendo not even half as long as Yoshida has been at Sony.
But somehow he knows how to do his job. Disregarding NoA. NoJ is perfectly fine.
Then again, SCEJ is perfectly fine too, but Sony gives more fucking money to SCEA now.
Shuhei came from Sony Corporation. He's a suit. He doesn't understand game development. He's not a creative. Iwata was an accomplished programmer. He worked in the industry. Two people with totally different backgrounds.
Sony Japan is shit btw.
>It's intended to be a cinematic experience
>Devs said gameplay was not it's focus many months ago
>People are shocked when it's mostly cut scenes
Goddamn people are dumb. Do you guys really come on /v/ just to bitch about a game you have no interest in? Is your life really that pathetic?
With everyone knowing this full well its in no way deserving of that fucking pricetag. What chump pays £60 for a 5 hour game with no re-playability and flacid gameplay, if this was like $20-25 then sure, create a cinematic experience, but it isnt, its a full priced game.
this, the order is a faggot shit game. but giving gone home points for being avant garde and then shitting on the order. thats a laugh.
DONT WORRY /v/ BOTH GAMES ARE BAD, IM NOT IMPLYING ONE IS GOOD, CALM DOWN
>QTE the game
>The best steak you've ever had
I though it was basic knowledge that in PR, it's sometime best to shut the fuck up
>Not using google for non-hentai things
Even if it was the best fucking game in the entire world, I wouldn't play it because the presentation is shit. The letterboxing, the drab color scheme, and the motion blur just set it up to be an awful experience. Even fucking COD, the flagship of the brown and bloom shooter, actually has a light brown. Instead in The Order, you just feel like you're playing the entire game while having a shirt over your head.
I like Ape Escape, which Yoshida was a producer for, since he was one of the founders of the Playstation Project.
BUT, the Playstation was Ken Kutaragi's baby. Too bad something in his brain broke when they made the PS3.
> 5 hour game with no re-playability and flacid gameplay
Why does everyone just copy what some other retard on /v/ says? You didn't play it. You don't know how long it is outside of what a troll told you on /v/. You know nothing of it's replayability.
Fuck off or continue your pathetic trolling attempts since you have nothing better to do with your life.
nowadays I doubt they would let themselves be bribed. SJW opinion has turned so completely against the normal AAA development that if they praised one of them the others would declare them anathema and have them drawn and quartered by a group of translebian genderspecials for daring to not slag a game with a white male protagonist.
If it isn't being obsessively progressive then it's the enemy and must be destroyed.
Could be the best tasting steak I ever ate, but if it was only big enough to finish in a few bites, it wasn't worth the money. It will just leave me unsatisfied wanting more, which I am sure will be offered to me in additional bites for $15 a piece at a later date.
The Order is more like a TV dinner Salisbury steak though.
A producer is not necessarily a creative. Shuhei is not a creative influence on the projects he was producer on. You can even look that up on the Gran Turismo documentary.
What if you order a mouth watering $60 12oz steak. But they bring you 8oz of poorly cooked meat that tastes like bland hamburger meat?
Because thats more accurate for what he's trying to say.
Sony produced and publishes anime. A1 pictures is a studio Sony founded. There publishing arm for Anime is Aniplex. Both are making money on merchandising, IP leasing on original productions as well as what the networks are paying them to air those shows.
this game isn't even worth the food poisoning i'll have later on
I like theater popcorn. But I usually take candy from outside of the theater in.
Oh that reminds me. I love the OP for Eureka 7, Shonen Heart. TOO BAD SONY REMOVES IT FROM YOUTUBE.
Sony doesn't seem to have any overarching plan. They let their studios do their own thing for the most part - Naughty Dog got to change things up with The Last of Us while Santa Monica developed yet another friggin God of War.
Hell, they were going to release The Order and Bloodborne in the same month and I think within a week of each other before BB got bumped a month. Which is fine, it's not like another month of dev on 1886 would have fixed it.
Why do I get the feeling that somebody who hasn't seen a single great film wrote this? I doubt this game's visuals and story could stand up to something like Chinatown or 2001.
Yeah like that time Sony put rootkits on people's PCs for wanting to listen to CDs.
And while I'm at it, why the fuck don't slim PS3s allow for SD or Memory Stick connection? AND WHY WON'T THEY RECOGNIZE ANY HDD I PLUG IN?
Because Sony don't own that technology and would have to pay money forward to the people that do. It's a cost cutting measure. That's why the PS4 has to be online so that it can register that the user wants to use the bluray player through online activation.
this analogy would work if the game wasn't poorly written and full of plot holes
they wanted to make a story driven game that focused on a more "cinematic experience" yet the game delivers a choppy story with uninteresting characters and a sever lack of world development and depth
multiple times while playing the game I was asking questions about things that had happened yet never was given an answer to them, and granted these weren't even very big questions.
why in the first few chapters of the game when you are fighting against rebels do they have half-breeds with them fighting along side them, yet later in the game the rebels are the ones that are actually fighting against the half-breeds and their Illuminati conspiracy?
if after drinking from the grail your blood gains super healing powers why do you have to drink it? since it is already pulsing through you what is the point of drinking your own blood? is it those little necklace vials that make the difference? if so please explain that.
where did these fucking vampires come from? why is it that lucian, a werewolf, says that he must defend his people yet is only ever found in defense of a vampire?
>the level design is so bad it makes HL2 seem passable
The level design is about putting you in combat scenarios against 5 or 6 enemies at once. They're supposed to be just about going into a room and killing bad guys in a different way every time. What else were you expecting?
Can't wait for Angry Joe to tear this game apart
This is easily some of the biggest damage control from devs I've seen in a long time. Why don't they just admit they fucked up and that they'll try to make the sequel not as bad?
Twitter's character limit randomly pushes his caps lock key?
>less first party games for vita
Considering the fact that the first party titles released on current gen consoles are unbelievably bad and bland this is actually a good thing.
Now these fucks are gonna think people don't like their game just because it's short and that they did nothing else wrong. This game literaly has tutorials for qte. the easiest thing in the world to understand. Christ
I have a friend who is a massage therapist. She gives the best massages I've ever had. When she first arrived on the scene, she marketed herself hard and bent over backwards to get herself business at 45 bucks per hour.
Then, she eventualy lowered her rate to 30 bucks per hour, and her schedule is constantly fully booked. You can't get an appointment without making it two weeks in advance.
You can charge 100 bucks for the best tasting steak ever, and you can go the fuck out of business when people aren't even willing to try it because you are charging 2 dollars per gram.
Just like my massage therapist friend, she would rather get 1800 dollars per week (from 40 customers) by charging 30 bucks, than get 900 bucks (from 20 customers) per week by charging 45 bucks.
You can't bitch about the free market, nor can you call it bullying because we vote with our wallets.
>Is the order excessively blurry to you guys or is that just my poor vision again, some kinda resmampling effect going on yuck
>You could pay for a $100 steak that's tiny and tastes like shit that you eat over the course of five hours
>There are still old games on sites like armorgames and newgrounds that you can play on a 4chan janitor's salary.
>if you pay $60 for a steak and they give you pig ear, you're going to be pissed
Fixed that analogy for you ready at dawn. Also making a good "all you can eat" game is really fucking hard. A lot harder than anything you ever did. I look forward to Bethesda shitting in your mouth with Fallout 4 in the coming months.
It's alright. I've gotten it on occasions at Chinese restaurants. But it's about as far as you can get from steak while still being meat.
Also have you had pork belly? near pure pig fat can be pretty tasty too.
>capatcha: choose pictures of steaks
Dear Ready at Dawn: Play Platinum's Metal Gear Rising, another game you can beat in 5-8 hours, and tell me your gameplay isn't shit. Your melee mechanics, your quicktime event ratio, your boss fights. even your batshit insane story. Tell me you did any of them right.
This on YOU, you assholes.
By focusing the argument on one very specific and very easily refutable point (the length), you've given credibility to the game creators who have (very easily) refuted your single, shitty argument.
Way to go.
Now everyone will think "Gamers" are ass blasted over length and not because The Order is a shitty game in general.
I was taking a massive, steaming shit. It just kept going. I needed something to release me from my self made prison. A word or thought that relaxed all my muscles and ended this torture.
"Xbox On" I yelled. And a metacritic score came out of my anus.
A brown "65" floats in my toilet bowl.
I remember back in the day when your game got panned to shit publishers would go silent, the studio responsible would get layoffs, the money man would get fired and then all of a sudden they'd announce a game in a magazine people wanted
now they call you entitled
I bet you jews did this
they messed up, the metaphor needs to involve eating poop somehow.
>people are actually using /v/-tier food analogies
well I guess that's better than talking about poop all the time
Not shilling /v/ I don't think the game is that bad.
Not worth $60, but it's just overall meh.
The gameplay sections are few and far between yes. And some stupid things like, searching through a bookshelf or opening a box require QTE's for no fucking reason.
But man this game would have been twice as fun with co op or some sort of pvp.
$20 would be a good pickup for this.
I tried watching the playthrough on youtube. Couldn't make it past 10 minutes.
Graphics aren't anything spectacular, the story was generic and uninteresting, and nothing else managed to grab my attention.
This game is literally a modern day ET. Maybe even worse considering that game was made by one guy in one month.
And the fact that these guys are going full damage control instead of just shutting the fuck up is completely embarrassing.
This is what happens when art majors who failed out of the film industry try to get into gaming. This is EXACTLY what we want to prevent from creeping into this medium.
$1.59 for a 5 hours long action film on a sunday movie night, not shabby at all.
It's the only reason people pay him on Patreon. The only thing's he doesn't mention is the developer faggotry on display like the article in OP and the that the length of PlayMeThroughs playthrough was impossible before they deleted his channel.
When not even the game journos are praising your plot over gameplay shlock, you know you fucked up big time.
Why does everyone immediately go for food metaphors?
There are two schools of thought when it comes to QTEs.
1) They are terrible, lazy as hell, and a fucking terrible way to end a game.
2) "I will gladly eat shit, and defend the act of eating shit to the death, as long as the shit has the logo of a company I like somewhere on it."
>We can't get around the fact that we make games
>30fps is better because it's cinematic
>yeah it's short but it's the best game you've ever played in your life
wow these guys just can't shut the fuck up can they?
The difference is presentation. Gone Homo presents itself as a pretentious slow paced figure-shit-out game, so nobody gets mad when there's a lot of walking without any action. The Order presents itself as a badass shooter about killing werewolves, then turns around and gives you a lot of walking without any action.
because it's easy to disguise distinctions.
For example, the PC ports being food scraps analogy.
You don't want to eat food scraps because they are worse than the original meal, there is also bites missing.
However PC ports are generally far better than the original releases in more ways than one.
It's really easy to disguise and downplay obvious differences when you use metaphor like this.
the same person that would pay $60 to watch The Order 1886.
comparing The Order to 'The best steak you've ever had in your life' is a farce in the first place. The game is both short and bad. These devs are too obsessed with their game to let themselves listen to or see any criticisms.
I have never eaten a $100 steak
in my mind, it would be a waste of money, and since I don't have money to waste for now I can't afford it.
Any kind anons would like to share their experience with overpriced food?
>Oh no i can't read and play at the same time. I gotta know these button prompts!
>New playground for bullies
Is he fucking autistic or something?
At least they didn't call it free dessert.
Expensive steaks are more cinematically experienced too.
Platinum's QTEs are incredible. The final W101 QTE I was laughing so hard that I was crying, and my heart was beating a million miles an hour. That's how you do a fucking QTE.
You can do them right, and they can be the hypest shit, the thing that makes the entire game better, but nobody ever does.
Platinum QTEs are just okay, they have the credit of not being bad.
God of War did QTEs right. They were actual gameplay and if you fucked up it changed them up.
It wasn't "Press X to continue the scene", you actually had to pay attention. I remember a few that were actually hard enough to make the previous level seem easy.
Why do so many people forget the God of War series exists? Even the worst game in the series is still pretty good and the first three main games are all beautiful and well designed.
>Probably some of The Order 1886's developers were happy as fuck because they believed that they were going to create a modern Nightmare Creatures
>Instead, a suit forced them to create a videomovie.
>a butthurt dev using food analogies as a shitty excuse to save himself from trouble
gee, i wonder who else did that kind of shit...
>the voice acting is poor
I just reinstalled Skyrim to try it with mods. Talked to the elf selling bows at the Drunken Huntsman, then walked across the room and talked to a Redguard with the exact same voice.
>Wow graphics, wow it's a movie not a videogame
At least they're not trying to play the anti-feminism or anti-gay cards like Anita and EA did respectively. Eventually, the whole "any complaints on the internet are harassment" card is going to stop working. It's already showing diminishing returns.
>if you pay $100 for a steak that tastes like the best steak you've ever had in your life
I'm not going to pay $100 for a steak, and it doesn't matter, and their comparison is shit anyway since their game is pretty shit on top of being really short, so it's a moot point.
A more accurate description would be paying loads of money for a small, shitty, burnt steak while the cook whines when you tell him it's shit.
>Crapcom unveils a a blatant Cammy clone for the previous Street Fighter
>the FGC throws the biggest shits at Ono's face with a mighty millions of boos along with it
>Trash Bros for 3DS (and leaks) unveils a unoriginal Pit recolor from Flop Icarus: Uprising
>every smash fan had to defend their precious director to death and had to put on tinfoil hats for Melee fans and Roster fans.
>Sakurai: "you're all fucking children!"
it's good when Sakurai does it
enjoying the free desert that I made during my "man-hours", my little roster children?
>muh food analogies
>calls people a group of brats
I felt the same way when I saw the caps.
Now I wonder if he will give it a Ryse score, or even lower. Either way his review, if he makes one, could be the final say in this "hey guys lets laugh at their project before release", "okay it was right to laugh at them" to the "stop oppressing me" episode.
On topic, its another case of "game director/lead dev" making a PR mistake.
Holy shit thats some fanboyism.
So if a company you hate has a subset department for anime you boycott because fanboyism?
A lot of good anime use sony music and their studios/publishing arm make good anime.
Why are the mainline SMT games exclusive on Nintendo?
Sometimes you just have to look at the history of a series. Persona started on PS1, they got more positive reception on PS2 from P3 and P4, and now of course they're betting on the same horse on P5, on PS3/4.
The internet being a 'playground for bullies' is literally the same as any other medium, be it a newspaper, television, or a magazine. A film critic can shit all over the newest paranormal activity cash in, and people will read it and stay away from it, news reporters can report on a recent scandal and viewers will know what is currently happening in in society, but when god forbid people post legitimate and competent reasons why a game is absolutely shit, the heavens divide and the the autists descend to say that anything other than '10/10 IGN approved dew the dew' is just hate fueled internet bullying.
If your game is shit, maybe its time for the suits in the companies to understand that cash grab cinematic experiences are the furthest thing from a game you can market to a industry based on fucking PLAYING GAMES.
Maybe they should have extended each playable sequence by 30 minutes.
All they had to do was throw enemies from more directions, to prolong the game. Maybe throw in a challenge or 2 as well, like enemies that don't go down so easily.
At this point them saying majority of the critics were wrong make them look delusional.
But they can't lose face to the internet bullies. If they keep denying everything, eventually idiots will come to their defense and their terrible game will be justified by the consumer base.
I mean, why would you try to learn from your mistakes and make a better game next time?
How come we never see shit like this happen in the movie industry?
like I don't see Michael Bay going online and calling everyone on imdb bullies.
I never see Sophia Coppola accusing people of being women-hating virgins for refusing to see her awful films.
I never see Anne Hathaway posting fake tweets of people harassing her online and then flocking to the media playing the victim.
How come this shit happens all the time with video games but nowhere else?
>why would you try to learn from your mistakes and make a better game next time?
Why bother? They know people will buy shit either way, and if they don't there's a list of excuses they can use.
-Game was mediocre and nobody talked about it after launch?
-Game is too short or doesn't deliver what was promised
Consumer entitlement! How dare those shitlords ask for what they paid for?
-People rag on the games faults
Do we have any female devs on staff? It's the misogynist bullies! Gamergate!
Did our game have anything to do with gays? It's the homophobe bullies!
Don't have any token women or gays to use as a smoke screen?
Fuck it, just claim that the internet is full of bullies.
As long as faggots keep buying into the hype, the shit continues.
Because the game industry/consumer base is full of retards.
If you need proof just look at the new gen of consoles and how well they're selling as well as all the DLC/season pass shenanigans that people are openly supporting. This industry is a joke and people take advantage of it.
because games are a young medium, and people working on AAA right now are immature, spoiled and shortsighted
What disappoints me about the developers is that they are responding to all this shit. They are meant to be strong minded and above all this shit. Now they just sound as if they are defeated
>actually saying that this is the best game that we could ever had in our lives
these faggots deserve all the hate
my jewtube recomended feed is full of normie lets plays of this POS
vidya is done guys
>"Hurr, our game is good, so you shouldn't hate it for being short."
He's right. You can blind run Journey in 20 minutes. But Journey is also an amazing experience of a game, critically acclaimed, pushing the envelope of player interaction and emotion. Not some slack-ass Bioshock wannabe with the story depth of an Assassin's Creed game.
Journey is a steak. This is a warmed-up sausage patty from an Egg McMuffin.
Nigger I'll fucking kill you.
>make the worst steak ever
>serve a 200 gram portion
>charge the same as a big juicy steak
This is the correct analogy.
these bookfags are so arrogant, just because something's written doesn't make it deeper/better, is 50 shades of gray book better than zelda ocarina of time?
Hideo Kojima loves movies more than pretty much anything while fedoras read a shit ton of philosophy crap
>basically saying every The Order defense thread was from literal marketers for the game
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
here's a hint
By the way, don't watch the original Japanese. It's a bland piece of shit that was only redeemed by a parody dub. The original producers had the gall to actually be offended by the dub, despite the fact that the anime tanked so hard in Japan that they sold the rights for peanuts just so that they could get something out of the venture.
>Buy the LOTR Blu Ray Extended Edition
>Get 12 hours of great film making and fantasy world building plus another several hours of BTS content.
>Buy The Order 1886
>5 hours of lazy game design, cliche writing and QTEs, 2 hours of that is actual gameplay
>No replay value
Which is a better deal?
Bioschok infinite had way more gameplay and was actually fun for a shooter
the order barely has any gameplay moments and the moments that exist are just walking to the next cutscene and some shit ass generic shootin segments
That analogy may be the single most retarded thing I've heard a game developer say, ever.
>Hell, they were going to release The Order and Bloodborne in the same month and I think within a week of each other before BB got bumped a month.
i am actualy pissed we have to wait for bb a month longer because of this piece of shit
even if it were, the 200g 100$ steaks are an incredible luxury, and the people who play consoles pretty unanimously don´t want luxury but good value.
To misappropriate Marie Antoinette, they gave us a thin slice of questionable cake and then berate the hungry masses for wanting ample supply of filling bread.
I still feel like I want to play this game at some point. You know its a bad situation when a Gamestop associate tries to get you to drop your fully paid preorder to get something else.
And then offers it back in cash when you can't decide.
Thanks btw, if you are reading this. I needed the transportation money this week.
so suddenly, these game 'journalists' are a critical source of information to be trusted on a game? High review scores and a buy recommendation from these sources is to be taken seriously? Enjoy a shit future in gaming.
Because they are an American developer
but in reality it's because food analogies are the only ones that are easy to make up since not everyone can understand the usual car dealership medaphore
>just a measly $6 bag of skittles