Which Zelda is the best and why is it
Maybe implied multiple pregnancy is what helps me.
Skyward Sword Zelda. Only because she's one of two Zeldas with actual personality. But that's not saying much. Any Brunette or redhead is still better.
I think this is why Link now has a dakimakura.
Is it the dress?
Hime is good, but it's not best. Stop that.
>Probably never got it in
ALBW, ALttP, OoT and TP Zeldas
>Maybe got it in
LoZ, AoL, PH Zeldas
>Definitely got it in but unsure if the relationship panned out
>Got it in, bun in the oven
On the one hand, I was happy with how Skyward Sword Zelda was a cute, innocent Genki girl. As that's my fetish.
But on the other hand, she was still a typical blonde, which I don't really care for. And the game had a dozen other girls. And only one of them you could flirt with at all. Who was also a blonde.
Why does Zelda obsess over blondes so much? It was unique in the first few games. But now its just beating a dead horse.
>Not being a blonde
Anon, you know your hopes and dreams were quashed when OoT Zelda is the most recognizable design for Zelda. Cause TP Zelda is an anomaly.
I don't care about Zelda specifically. She can always be blonde for all I care (despite there clearly being 4 or so Zeldas who aren't). My point is that it seems like Nintendo is focusing on blonde girls as a whole being the only girls Link can have meaningful interaction with. All the other brunette/red head girls are just kind of there as part of a sidequest. But the minute a blonde girl appears, you know she's gonna be 'special'.
>Allowing fanartists to skew how you see a character
That's like allowing Japan and it's doujins of Tifa make me see Tifa as a cock-craving slut who can't help herself. Why allow that to happen anon?
>implying Link, a Hylian, would fuck Ilia, a human
Gotta keep the Hylian bloodline pure.
You silly. Best Zelda is
I knew a girl in high school with that same perfect body type, I asked her out but she was already dating some asshole from another school and no one bothered to tell me.
More Hilda art when?
>some hot girl was already dating someone else
you don't say
Of course she did, because a doujin is what actually happens in the game or implied to happen at all. Just like how Aeris is a prostitute.
>mfw Im not ripped like Ganon
shitgirls only like skinny gay boys with cara
>mfw I still haven't finished link to the past
>mfw i don't like lttp because i can't roll in it
I want to be inside them all.
Kinda surprised he didn't wind up a complete pussy after being raised by women,
What if Link was kawaii?
You'd love us if you gave us a chance
Something tells me these arrows wouldn't fly very well.
I concur with your statement anon
She's actually the princess and the crew are in on it? Either that or the fact that they're bumbling retards and she's not.
of course that's her nose, don't be silly
They were both 12.
Yes, they eventually fucked when they founded their new kingdom.
ST Link is not related to WW Link, and ST Zelda is Tetra's great granddaughter. The royal guard wears WW Link's outfit.
Her mother died, Tetra inherited the triforce of wisdom.
nigga you destroyed my medli pic
It was for the greater good
They all are with the exception of OoT and TP Link. They're the only two who are blood related so far.
Everyone else just happens to be a young hero named Link, named that through destiny and bestowed the hero's spirit, which allows their natural heroism, strength, and unbreakable will to become even greater.
He has a weird fascination with making the hips abnormally wide doesn't he? I love a big ass as the next guy but when the proportions between the legs and arms are so huge it feels weird.
Were OoT and TP Link related? We see the Hero's Shade(OoT Link) and he never remarks on it. And why would the descendant of the mystical hero be working on a ranching village in bumfuck nowhere?
It's been a very, very long time between Ocarina and TP, Link's bloodline could be all over the place. He could of fucked Zelda, Malon, both, someone else, whatever. Plus it's not likely TP Link was born in Ordon, he's the only Hylian in the village, everyone else is human. Probably the typical "orphan found in the woods" story.
The historia confirms that he's his descendant. Descendant meaning blood related.
It could be that after Link was knighted he married Epona and their children were ranchands and they eventually moved out of Hyrule after a few generations to Ordon. It would explain why TP Link knows Malon's song.
It could've been something else, but that's hinted at the most. All we know is for sure that they're related by the use of the word decendant.
Unless that one faggot in these threads is still around and arguing that descendants aren't always blood related which is absolutely fucking retarded.
>It could be that after Link was knighted he married Epona and their children were ranchands and they eventually moved out of Hyrule after a few generations to Ordon.
pretty sure there's some dialogue in TP where the hero's shade says "OUR Bloodline" in a passage. his "regret" was never being recognized as the hero or some shit, and there's clearly a LARGE time gap between OOT and TP, as hyrule seems to be completley relocated if you are to take in the position of the (former) temple of time.
hell, ordon villiage could be an expanded lon lon ranch that just had forest grow up on it. the ranch background of TP link could be hinting at OOT Link x Malon, but that's a stretch and thanks to him not really having any backstory in the villiage is just speculation and fanwank.
>Link's Adventure Zelda is asleep
Hey, I'm not gonna judge the guy who saved Hyrule and Termina.
If it was anyone from the games it was Malon. I'm not saying it was confirmed or canon. I don't even like Malon. But that's the most likely judging by TP Link being a ranch hand and knowing Epona's song.
I've been here for years and i still don"t know what /ss/ means
you should research more about
Could be Zelda. Link's got a grave in the royal cemetery next to her and TP Link is an outsider to Ordon. There's no concrete evidence for either of them, it's a pointless debate about nothing.
It always weirded me out that the map was totally different in TP than in OoT.
Then again, it always weirded me out that it was fucking empty, too.
Centaur Link when?
Sorry you haven't been enlightened
>It always weirded me out that the map was totally different in TP than in OoT.
It's honestly baffling. The only in-universe explanation would be a HUGE amount of time has passed between OoT and TP. Literally nothing is where it should be, even if you don't use Hyrule Castle town as a reference point.
>So, did Link ever give Tetra the d?
What do you think nigga?
I understand them wanting a unique map, but don't set it in a timeline that was previously established. It's completely bullshit and just serves to confuse people.
Hoping the new game gets it right.
I'm also hoping that feminine Link only looks feminine because they added that dynamic aging system they wanted in WW
bullshit. you add, modify and expand an existing map if you're going to make a sequel use the same setting. lake hylia could have been in the same place with a new location added for the upstream parts, for example.
I did not like the "big central dungeon you return to over and over" bullshit we got in PH and ST.
Get your own thread.
>"Don't even make that joke about my asshole being as brown as the rest of me"
There's something great about LTTP Zelda. Something I can't put my finger on.
And you make the map actually exciting. TP had a really, really boring overworld.
I was so disappointed when I finally got to the desert and found fucking nothing.
Probably magic "clothing" that she uses to cover herself and she can turn it off (make her nipples appear) if she so desires.
>more small feet
I do not understand his fucking fascination with them, I understand the logic of them making the legs look thicker at first glance but fuck does it make the bigger hands more obvious.
>all these weird midget fuckers
I swear you've all got brain problems.
Normal midna isn't bad, you just spend the entire game with imp midna and it made me like that version more
She's really not though. Fan art exaggerates everything, but her in-game model isn't really stacked.
Agreed best. I will probably end up settling with a huge loser nerd girl who /ss/ as her fetish. Then we'll draw comics of our favorite toons all day and Jack off until children ruin our lives.
Also I'm surprised no midnafags in here.
Ocarina of Time Zelda is best, particularly the brown hair version. Pic not related, though, random picture.
How is /ss/ Zelda a version of Zelda? Could I say the version of Zelda that plays video games and is a total lady-bro is the best version?
tbh I'm out of zelda and have a choice between posting medli or link. I'll post link unless theres a lot of demand for the alternative
I want an epilogue with a pregnant zelda and a happy link
And the baby to have redhair and link hunting ganondorf afterwards
Why must you faggots ALWAYS inject your fetishes into these games?
I don't give a fuck if you get off to cuck or NTR, but keep that filth away from my video games. Same goes for obesefags, feetfags, vorefags, etc. All the obnoxious fetish fanbases.
It was a joke. I guess i hit a nerve, don´t be mad, getting NTR´d happens to the best of us
She's like a stick in the game though, she's so fucking tiny once you get the sail cloth. She's also not /ss/ at all, since she's Link's love interest and they're the same age, but if you want to make up your own character with the same cute hair then sure.
for faggots that want to self insert as a little boy and be drilled in the ass by an older woman while suckling her tits
Link is asexual. There's nothing romantic between Zelda and Link despite what fat fujoshits want to believe in their head canons. Doesn't help that pathetic virgins think even the slightest flirt or smile must mean she wants your dick.
They have a purely platonic servant/liege relationship since A link to the past.
>There's nothing romantic between Zelda and Link
You'd be suprised. They ship anything possible, straight, gay, bestial.. ANYTHING goes. Even Link and King of Red Lions.
I saw some fanfic gushing about a random female moblin and Link
are you an expert?
>Cremia is so desperate for affection that she seduces a ten year old boy.
>year of our lord 2015
>barely any Zelda doujins at all, let alone good ones
What the fuck
>Shortstack fans talking shit about true form Midna
>not realizing that while Shortstack is fine, tall and stacked is GOAT
I'll never understand this sentiment.
Sad thing is, you're right. There's been a large influx of furries, especially gay furries (do any other kind exist?) these last couple of years.
And they love nothing more than derailing threads with their ERPing
And they only get away with it because /v/ is super cucked by the furry community and refuses to ever call them out on their bullshit. It is entertaining to watch /v/'s leaps in logic to try and justify furries.
there is nothing inherently wrong with this and stating what should be obvious is retarded
how specifically is out of character? it's pretty consistent with things that should be obvious between the lines. if you have some contradictory headcanon that's fine but i don't think that's how it is
So this just went up for pre-order on australian EBgames.
I live in europe, but I need to own this, how do I got about getting this?
Oh horse pussy, you truly are the best girl.
Sorry for the shitty edit, but at least the translation's solid.
you know that joke is WAY funnier twice in a row.
>mfw some people are stupid enough to fall for bait as obvious as SS Zelda
She's a shit character designed entirely around appealing to lonely weebs. That said I give Nintendo props for knowing that it'd work.
Zelda had finally found it. The fertility spell. She and link had been trying for some time now to have a child, but with no luck. While Link was away, Zelda decided to take matters into her own hands and use an old spell she had once heard of to make herself more fertile. It had taken some searching, but through her spellbook archive she finally found it.
After a brief set up, Zelda cast the spell on herself. She felt no different to start, but a stabbing headache soon hit her. The headache was intense, so bad that she could hardly stand. Zelda quickly made her way to her bed to rest, almost instantly losing consciousness when she was underneath the blankets, still normally clothed.
Zelda awoke to a visitor opening her door. It was Link! He had returned early from his adventure and was ready to make love following his weary travels. Zelda informed link of the spell she had cast on herself, much to Link’s delight. However, Link suggested instead they start off with something a little kinkier with anal sex. Zelda was normally a pretty vanilla person in the bedroom, but the suggestion got her fired up for some strange passionate sex. Link threw his clothes aside and hopped right into bed. He pulled Zelda’s pants aside and seemingly without any prior warning or lubrication, shoved his cock inside of Zelda’s ass.
Zelda was astounded. She had heard before this sort of stuff required a lot of effort from both parties to get working, right? She could care less though; the feeling of her anus being constantly pried open was orgasmic. She pulled Link close and moaned a guttural moan signaling him to fuck her ass even harder. His speed increased and Zelda was right at the edge of orgasm…
Zelda started to stir in her dark room. She was awfully confused. Where had link gone? Why were her clothes still on? Her pussy was still throbbing… She pieced together it must have all been a dream. Zelda was determined to get right back to it. She plunged her fingers down the front of her pants to start fondling her clit, ignoring the gooey substance that seemed to be surrounding it. A few moments later and she was moaning in orgasm gyrating her pelvis into the bed and becoming increasingly aware of some large mass also being present inside of her panties. She was still exhausted though and quickly fell back to sleep.
This time, she awoke to see Link by the side of the bed on his hands and knees butt naked with his cute cock dangling in the air. Link notice Zelda waking and responded only by reaching back and spreading his ass cheeks wide for the princess. Zelda stood up and walked towards link, her clit growing and hardening… except it didn’t seem to be her clit anymore. Zelda had a full-fledged cock and balls now instead of a vagina. She hugged link from behind and smoothly inserted her new cock into his tight boypussy. Link moaned in arousal as Zelda began to thrust into him. Overcome by passion, Zelda started talking dirty.
“Oooh link, this feels wonderful! How does it feel for you? Do you like being dominated? Do you like having a giant princess cock in your ass? Do you like having my huge breasts press against your back? Oh Link.. oh my god I’m gonna cum! I’m gonna cum!”
Zelda woke up screaming in ecstasy, on edge of having the most intense orgasm of her life. She turned on her lamp and pulled back the covers to have full access to herself, only to discover what the spell had done to her body. Her breasts were each only a little smaller than the size of her head and her nipples looked incredibly strange, almost like anuses. Her belly was huge and swollen like that of a severely pregnant woman. She then noticed her panties which were bulging obscenely. Trapped in her panties were a newly grown shemale cock and balls to replace her vagina along with what must have been several pounds of solid shit. It seems the fertility spell was more focused on making the land and male users more fertile.
Zelda grasped her cock through her panties. A thunderbolt of pleasure shot through her in return. She threw back her head and moaned deeply as an orgasm shook her body. Her cock erupted as her cum struggled to expel itself against the material of her panties. Her anus opened up as turd after turd expelled from her ass, causing her earlier mess to seep out the legholes of her panties.
Zelda sat in post orgasmic glow for a few minutes as the flow of semen and shit became less and less. As it finally stopped, Zelda felt as if she was about to fall off to sleep, only to have a sudden burst of sexual energy shoot through her. She jumped out of bed, frenzied and overcome by the most intense feeling of arousal she had felt in her life. She ripped off her clothes, shit-filed cum-stained panties falling to the floor to caress her naked self uninterrupted. Relieved of her clothing, Zelda felt again the need to relieve herself and started shitting again, her waste falling to the floor. She looked at herself in the mirror, admiring her strangely erotic new form, her giant erect cock, and the waste continuously falling from her ass.
Suddenly, Zelda felt a new pressure in her body she had never felt before and instinctively started to push. She was rewarded to see her nipples push outwards as poo started to excrete itself from her nipples.
Overcome with arousal, Zelda sat down in a chair in the corner of the room to fap her massive dick for all she was worth. She stroked her cock furiously as her nipples and anus produced shit at an alarmingly fast rate. She fantasized about fucking Link in the ass again and how tight and wonderful his boypussy felt. She noticed just how long her cock was and began autofelating herself, with images of a helpless shemale loving sissy link dancing in her mind. It was too much. She exploded with orgasm. Hot semen rushed down her throat as the rate of shit coming out of her breasts and anus increased. She sat their aglow in total satisfaction as the flow of semen and shit remained steady. After a while, she started to taste a difference in her semen and curiously took her cock out of her mouth to see what had changed. Her cock was now ejaculating shit instead of cum, which sent a jolt through Zelda and made the flow rate increase yet again. She sat there, mouth agape and eyes rolling in her sockets as her breasts, ass, and cock excreted more and more shit with no end in sight. She had become a shemale shit goddess.
The fuck is happening here?
om nom nom mmm you taste like soup broth and medicine
But I'd rather watch Link pound Tetra's princess pussy while Ganon watches and masturbates.
>this thread is still up
TP Zelda is best overall Zelda, followed by ALBW and Zelda 1 Zeldas.
SS Zelda is most fappable. Ghost Zelda is the most charming. Hilda is the best overall Zelda princess.
>Oh, Goddesses, Link! It's so good! What's gotten into you!?
>I-I dunno, there's this weird voice telling me to do stuff!
And that's how Ganon spends his time being sealed away.
i like ocarina zelda and skyward zelda