ITT: Canon sex in vidya
No, ambiguous shit. Hardcore confirmation the characters fucked
>No woman will ever politely ask you for sex
>p-please fuck me senpai
You really can't be this fucking retarded can you? They clearly fuck. You can't be this dense
>even I am not blind to the significance of calling upon a gentleman in his own room
>please guide me through it
>no reference to fucking what so ever. prove me wrong
Literally literal autism
if it breathes and has holes, give it a try.
>tfw all I see in MC is kiyoshi after reading prison school
How does sex even happen in real life? Do two people have an actual conversation like "hey do you want to have sex now?" "okay let's have sex now." or does it just happen out of nowhere. This always bugged me. All I know is from porn where a guy shows up and fucks some girl then leaves.
I've never had sex, but think of it like this. Remember when you first met a friend of yours? Remember how you were humble and awkward with that friend? Like, you never wanted to swear, fart, pick your nose, or say "nigger" around him in case he responds to it negatively? And now you can do all of that without a second thought with that friend? It's kind of like that. You just get comfortable enough and it's just normal. I'd imagine.
You need to be attractive and learn to pick up on signs a girl is interested, then you take her out on a couple dates and get her back to your place where you casually force yourself on her while talking intimately alone in your room.
>"gently guide me through it"
She means lie here with me gently NOT fuck me gently.
Fei and Elly fucked in Xenogears.
Star Ocean 2 also has an ending where Claude and Rena are talking about their future child if that counts.
Yes, it just happens. Sometimes there is routine if you live together, but obviously when not living with one another you will both get this look, maybe you've been flirting, or you just realize you have a chance to, you start kissing and just go from there. It's natural. If it ever doesn't feel natural, stop, because you are probably being weird.
tee hee sekrit club
I didn't even say anything to my gf last night and had gratuitous amounts of rough anal sex with her. It was easy
>mfw I don't have a gf
/v/ - Virginity
I think it was implied in the book that the Spartan's genetic augmentation also turned of their sexual drives, to keep them focused or something. But I can't be sure.
But even then, I think they at least KNEW about sex.
Girls respond to strong leadership.
If the girl is into you you can pretty much do whatever and it's fine
Typically I'll outright say "do you wanna make out"
a lot of the time the response is "maybe"
but that doesn't actually mean "I'm not sure"
it's basically a bitch-test, if a girl says "maybe" it means "yes, but I'm not gonna make the first move" so basically you just kiss her. If you press her for an answer, it becomes a no, but if you take charge, it's a yes. 100% of the time.
And then from making out you get handsy and it becomes sex unless she stops you as a way of saying "hey not this time"
I don't remember if pic related and jaina fucked in a book or something. They definitely didn't do anything in the games though.
She likes every one equally.
What >>284509307 said. By the time the UNSC was done training Chief he was basically a living weapon. And by Halo 4 he had become an autistic living weapon.
It's been forever since I played H4, but I just remember people talking to him and he'd look in their general direction or just not respond. I know Chief was never like super talkative or anything but Halo 4 somehow just made it awkward. I don't know if he was supposed to be shellshocked because everyone he cared for is dead or something but if that's what 343 tried to go for they missed the mark.
Anon quit raping women with your patriarchy pole.
she is a fucking poser
you can straight chicken her through all the game, she always pulls out when you play off her advances
also, atlus said third answer is what Yu, the character would pick, Rise always bitches out if you go for the third answer, how can she be the canon bitch if she cant handle Yu's Mad Swag
baldurs gate 2. romancing aerie.
if you stay on the path, you end up at the end of throne of bhaal a demi-god / newly ascended god, with a demigod avariel goddess (wings restored) and your offspring.
A lot of people will bullshit you about this or try to describe the "complexities" of it all, but it's really simple.
When you have a relationship, you can in fact just have this conversation:
>Hey, you wanna have sex?
Lots of times, when people have been together for a while, it's not that big of a deal to just talk about it like that.
Early on in a relationship, its not that simple. But still, your first time together usually happens after some discussion and an understanding is reached. Either that, or booze.
You literally just get a buzz on so you're more daring and then start out making out, then move on to groping, and then the pants come off, ect. This is probably the single most common way it happens, actually. With or without beer.
And some people can even get it outside of a relationship:
>give a girl a ride home from work
>"so, what are you up to tonight?"
>"Nothing... Wanna hang out and drink?
>later, after the booze
>"So.... Wanna have sex?"
It's not that complicated, really. I mean, there are more subtle ways that it happens, but asking and talking about it and or just building up from making out really are the most common ways it happens.
Just be sure that if you're going to spring the "wanna have sex?" question on someone, that she's either actually into you, or slutty (both helps a LOT).
The best signs of this is that she laughs at your jokes, weather they're funny or not, touches you, makes eye contact briefly, blushes and looks away, generally agrees with everything you say or otherwise acts like she wants you (I know, some of you can't read the signs, but just try)
good luck /v/irgins
although I'm a pretty nice looking guy, I've always been very insecure so I've always tried to act tough and very self confident with girls, and you know what? most of them love it
and just like that, you gotta be able to confidently look in her eyes, catch a kiss when you think you deserve one and most of the times you won't even need words to get to what you want
if things are going good, you just feel it. from that point on it just happens, one thing leads to another
lately i've lost any kind of interest though.
since i've tasted "love making", plain sex lost its flavour
i miss her so much
>You need to be attractive
Isn't that what you're supposed to do, at least to begin interacting with other people? Not that guy, but as someone who waits around for people to talk and is scared by my own insecurities, the only way it's gonna change is if I just brute force it and do simple trial-and-error until I find people who are compatible with me. Unless there's a critical flaw to that, that's my understanding of overcoming crippling self-awareness.
Front Mission 5
It really is strange. When i look at all the people around and think about how they all are having sex regularly and it's no big deal, it makes me feel like i live in a different world.
One time I was with my gf and we were cuddling on the couch watching a movie. I was gonna go in for a big hug and I whispered, "Are you ready?" and then she turned and started making out with me and we started fucking right after.
If it were two people not in a relationship? It just kinda goes like for example: tickle fight > move into sexual position > kiss the girl > keep kissing > take clothes off, etc.
Almost always starts with a kiss. Women get quite a bit of pleasure from kissing on the lips.
that is often the case for some of the most confident people you have ever met
But he doesn't tell girls "I'm faking all my confidence, I'm actually horribly insecure right now", nor have any of the compensating-for-insecurity people you've met ever led with that announcement.
That's the key. As long as you don't announce that your confidence stems from insecurity, it'll look exactly like real confidence. Fake it 'til you make it. It works.
Also, if you fake it long enough and have a couple successes, you'll eventually get real, solid, tangible confidence, because you will feel confident in your ability to hide your flaws, instead of being just being confident in your lack of flaws.
Cloud probably lifted her mini-skirt, banged her behind some greasy dumpster and then pulled out.
My biggest problem is that I just came off a long committed relationship that wasn't earned under normal circumstances, so now that I'm back at Uni trying to find an actual group of friends and hopefully another gf, it's difficult because now I'm truly alone, minus random /v/ streams and games.
Why can't we all just fuck some broad and call it a day?
gg no re nerd
I don't think I'm actually attractive, I just had long hair and my more-stylish friend told me to tie it in a bun and now every hipstah-gorl thinks I'm a 10/10 even though I think it looks just as gay as you-and-every-other-guy thinks it looks
How do normies even know how to do all of this anyway? There are so many rules to follow and things to not do and things to say ways of acting etc.
I get a stressed out just thinking about it, and i've never even been in such a situation.
Practice makes perfect
Most every body fucks up multiple times before getting it right. Even after getting it right you can still fuck up sometimes. You will fail. But eventually you will succeed
How do fucking nerds even know how to play X game anyway? there are so many rules to follow and things to do....
you just wasted your early teens when you supposed to learn about this shit playing vidya
Yeah, but it's just creepy as hell for an adult to be this ignorant of something so basic.
Having sex with me would be like having sex with a child, why would any woman ever want that?
Yes I am
And yes it is
But it works, it works SO FUCKING HARD
I don't think any guy on earth thinks it looks good (including the ones that do it, myself included) but it feels like cheat-codes for sex with cute artschool girls it works so well
Also it's a hell of a lot easier than wrangling my hair normally but really. Top-knot and facial hair and you literally cannot lose.
If always wondered how unattractive people initiate sex. For me, I'm just witty and attractive and whoever I'm with has been visibly soaking in her own juices the entire night, we fuck immediately when we get home.
As of recently i cant get my god damn mind off of wanting to getting laid. Its driving me insane consuming practically my every thought. I just want to focus on my own life and not this stupid bullshit.
I think the million dollar question is how to begin conversations with people you don't know. Once you get talking, then you can fail/get laid/make friends.
But how the FUCK do you begin talking to someone without coming across as looking for something? I saw someone who looked nice a few days ago and I just wanted to say something, but I had absolutely no idea how to start.
If its a girl you arent in a relationship with, you usually take her out on a date or two, and then go to her room, or yours, make out, then fuck.
If its your gf or wife, you will usually establish a routine. Scheduled sex. Its depressing on paper, awesome in practice. As long as you can keep it spicy.
Thats the real mystery. Pic related for me and mine.
>You gave it to her hard.
>Your condition has improved to Great!