I actually preordered it
fist time since 2003to get my local gameshop break the street date and get it at least a week before release. I can't fucking wait.
We would play it right now if it wasn't for the delay.
Template, if anyone wants to use it for neat covers or shitposting.
As a person who waits to play the shit out of this game, I find them pretty hilarious
I'd buy it and a ps4, if sony didnt charge for online.
$700 for 5 years of bloodborne is pretty steep imo, not only that it's the ONLY game that looks good on the ps4. It's offers nothing else imo. I'd rather spend the money on other things.
If it was $400 for bloodborne and online I'd totally buy it in a heartbeat, but as it stands sony can suck my dick, and this is coming from someone who loves their ps3
It's okay, I'm gonna enjoy it for us both my friend
Sony need to hype their only upcoming game so that the hype carries it for the next year or two until the next worthwhile exclusive comes out.
And NEETs on 4chan
do it for free
Holy shit I would kill for a VS game in the style of a Souls game.
do not use the korbo for your filthy pleb games
>gets weeb covers
just because it's sickdark it doesn't change the fact that it's turbo weeb for neet faggots game, a real game would be neptunia, not this crap
But you can become a wolf in Bloodborne.
this is fun
probably a lot more fun than the game will be
Sonyggers have nothing to play and they expect to entice more weaboos with those covers, yes they are really that sad.
Why these threads are not deleted on sight is anyone guess.
11/10 would fuck
And how are people supposed to get triggered? The PS4 sign alone isn't enough m8.
Fucking EU covers
Would get the nightmare edition but don't want to spend 130€ on it.
>Nintendrones really think I'm this dedicated
I simple help the funposters. I didn't even make this thread. I don't even own a PS4 yet but I simply know it's the only console worth owning in 8th gen as I'm an adult and not a little boy playing little boy games aka Wii U.
I am going to try to word this as nicely as possible, because I know there are children on /v/ that cannot help themselves from getting over-emotional over anything they find offensive.
PC gaming is dying, it is an undeniable truth. Sales are dropping, less and less PCs are being sold, and the developers just flat out don?t care for you anymore. The only reason that developers stopped making PC exclusives is because of pirating. I don?t blame them, I wouldn?t leave my main source of income in the hands of thieving pirates either. Most of the exclusives PC gaming gets these days are poorly designed indie games, and that?s only the indie developers using you as a stepping stone because they cannot afford to publish games on consoles. To pay extra money to game exclusively on PC is the most idiotic thing you could possibly do in regards to gaming. Consoles and PC do the exact same thing video-game wise, and you would have to be an oblivious fool not to realize this, and that is exactly what you are if you use PC as your primary platform.
Valve, what /v/ proclaims as the savior of PC gaming, has even caved in to their own thirst for money and abandoned the platform of PC. They're making a console because they know that this will stop the pirates from completely destroying their profits. You have nothing left now.
>been watching gameplay footage since its announcement
>looks boring as fuck
I'm thoroughly convinced most people are playing Souls games to re-affirm they are "hardcore gamers" and few play the games for sheer enjoyment.
$460 to gain some street cred with /v/irgins ain't worth it.
>Bloodborne tells the story of two monster girls who fall in love with each other, though their love is forbidden since they are from two different species. Also, they're girls, and girls can't love other girls.
I like them legit. I think most people do. It's not even like they're actually difficult or anything. The only difficulty comes from not knowing whats next. Thats why they're all suddenly super easy on the next playthrough.
people are convinced they will feel the same from playing dark souls 3 years after demon souls even though its been less than a year since the last game came out. this game could kill the souls formula
Daily reminder that PS4 won 8th gen so it's best to just stop crying, go buy one, and have fun
No amount of shitposting will stop the PS4
It has sold 20 millions units and still going strong
It has all the 3rd party devs from both Japan and the west making games for it at a fast pace
PC is irrelevant
Wii U is irrelevant
Xbone is DOA
>dealing with drivers, patches, hotfixes
>70% chance of an error message popping up when you first start a game, forcing you to deal with game files and searching forums to fix it
>unoptimized ports everywhere
>no games, basically just mobile, simulator and old strategy ones everyone has played thousands of times (Starcraft, Dota, etc)
>always-on DRMs infest game releases on PC, even Steam has problems going offline
>games, whenever they come to PC, get released months later (GTA V still isn't out for PC)
>some games just don't feel right on it (MGS, Final Fantasy), despite the controller support (which requires, you guessed right, drivers, patches, hotfixes etc)
>mod community removes the soul and director's vision for games released on the PC platform
>have to upgrade every 8 months, despite being stronger than consoles
>most likely than not, you'll be playing while sitting on a chair that's not as comfortable as your couch / bed
Remind me why PC game is good again?
>That can be a thing
>Sometimes a thing, but not if you don't play ports.
>Ha. PC has so many games it's fucking stupid. My Steam library has like 190 games I haven't even played.
>That can be a problem, yes.
>That can be a problem too, but it isn't universal. Many games have pc versions when the console releases. Depends on the game.
>Because you're forced to use mods right?
>Also a lie. I've had my pc for 3 years and haven't upgraded a single thing. Can still play any game that comes out.
>Or I can route the display to my giant tv and play using wireless controllers and keyboard/mouse from the comfort of my sofa.
3/10. Apply yourself.
>all people that like anime are NEET's
>want me to believe that this is not projecting
ex prime minister of japan claimed to like anime my insecure friend,you think that he's a NEET?
>guys that's not a neet/social outcast
I can give many examples to humiliate you more,just say the word
>i said you were a social outcast.
applies in the same way to what i said,so you still look like a insecure faggot to me,sorry
>losing a argument
>time to find grammar mistakes!
While I think this is stupid and uncalled for, the normalfag tears just for this is hilarious. Where do you think you are?
Presenting Bloodborne, the tales of reddit normalfags desperately fighting trough 4chan trying to find a place suitable for their cancer, and never finding it.
>posting images that don't make any sense
>making a joke that don't make any sense
It has nothing to do with anime,the joke is stupid because it has no point,I have nothing against anime/otakus/weebs or whatever but i think that this meme is incredible autistic regardless
NEET=Not in Education, Employment, or Training
NEET is just a guy who doesn't work or study,he can leave home and do other things.
You're confusing the terms buddy
>Oh really? It's not like that was a joke based on a stereotype or something.
are you this retarded?It's a real world problem and the terminology was created in the UK
Can we please go back to discussing Bloodborne again?
Someone please explain the covers. What do they have to do with the game? How does it promote the game? Are they for shitposting? How so?
They don't even have any gold face or anything.
Well, I'm going to mansplain it to you: It's always said that Japan has the best covers for their games. Anons took it to the point when a game such as bloodborne will have a pretty cover and the are memeing around that idea.
It wouldn't be very fun if you got it a week early since the servers probably wouldn't be up or the devs would fuck with people who got it early by adding stuff like black phantoms everywhere.
I don't pay for Playstation plus at the moment anyway and want to experience Bloodborne completly offline and pure.
Already did it with Dark Souls 2 and had a blast.
>mfw I was the one who started this bloodborne cover art craze in some obscure bloodborne thread
>a ''Joke'' that don't make any sense
At least do something concise that make sense,this shit is just autistic.
I'm missing the sickdark guy and that should tell you something
It was originally an attempt to replace the god awful cover of the official version. Here are all my versions of it. I eventually posted an exploitable one so people could make their own.
That's fair enough and I understand. If I had a gaming PC I'd probably feel the same. As it is with me having to use macs for work I'm happy with my PS4. It's the only way I can play wolfenstein, alien, the evil within etc etc. I am also quite fond of sony exclusives and am looking forward to uncharted, the tomorrow children etc. Plus I don't mind paying for the online as I always got PS+ anyway, which has been very good imo. My backlog is fucking massive because of it.
Europe's get that version too, its the standard CE and the one I've preordered
>also on PC
>mfw i know this will happen because dark souls 1 and 2 sold like crack on steam
>mfw holo cover
Got the normal edition pre ordered.
I think I'm done with collector's edition since I'm now left with a fucking xbox hueg dark souls 2 figurine.
Ruggarell is Kroni's buttbuddy, right? Fuck, no wonder this is getting autistic.
They're both excellent titles in their respected medium.
You guys seem to like Highschool drama.
>Spice and wolf
20+ episodes of sexual tension where no one does anything despite the two parts being interessed.
I can sort of keep my suspension of disbelief in story where one 15 years old japanese male don't do anything despite hundreds of signals that his female ''lover'' gives to him.The problem is that spice and wolf is a story about a 30 year old merchant and a 300+ god traveling and sleeping together where both parts are interested in each other and no one does anything(Plus it's a medieval setting).
The sexual tension is almost bigger than harem shows and this don't make any sense given the setting they are in.
Just another thing to add:
If this story was told by any country that is not Japanese,things would be very diferent in that sense.
I remember now that Holo was revealed to be a virgin.
I HAVE BEEN TRIGGERED
"BLOODBORNE" THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY IS OWNED BY SONY ENTERTAINMENT
SONY OWNS EVERYTHING RELATED TO BLOODBORNE BECAUSE ITS THEIR WALLET DIRECTLY FUNDING ITS DEVELOPMENT.
SONY ONLY OWNED ONE PC GAMING DIVISION, AND THEY JUST SOLD IT OFF (SOE)
GOD OF WAR, BLOODBORNE, LAST OF US, UNCHARTED, DEMON'S SOULS, GRAN TURISMO, THESE GAMES WILL NEVER BE RELEASED ON PC
Japanese people think you have to earn the right to have sex. You must start as acquaintances, then you have to go through hell and back to earn the right to hold someone's hand. Going from handholding to love is another step, then going from love to sex is another ordeal.
At any point in this entire debacle, it's possible to become friendzoned. You might get so used to eachother's prescense that you might stop caring about loving them or having sex with them.
The reason why birthrate in Japan is shit is that relationships in Japan are like the hardest fucking thing to do.
'course, if you're a foreigner, it might be real easy for you to have sex with a japanese lady and skip most of the steps, but they'll only be having sex with you becausse they want to escape their culture, not because they actually have feelings for you or anything like that.
You know how in America you pay woman to have sex with you?
In Japan, you pay women to sit down at a table with you and let you vent about your problems/frustration
I've also heard of services where you can pay a woman to sleep with you. NO, not have sex with you, literally sleep with you so you feel less alone and naturally they take your money and leave before you even wake up.
that should tell you how bad it is in Japan.