>the final boss is the biggest ass who ever lived
What a douche.
>final boss is the only person who ever liked you
>you kill him and then bleed to death 5 minutes later
>sold out of sandwiches
>Final boss thinks he's a better man than me
>Final boss is a total asshat but he's also entertaining as hell
>Don't really wanna kill him
It's better for a final boss to be nerfed into oblivion than not there at all.
>After you defeat the final boss, it turns out the entire game was a dream
>tfw grandpa couldn't afford grandchildren lawyers
I'll be seeing you guys in prison
>some kid joins the game
>ask everyone how he masturbates