Would you be okay playing as a male character dressed like this?
Already have, 5 times in fact.
-he is wearing armor on the wrong arm this fucking dumbass
-center grip shield is superior to strapped to the arm unless you are on horse back
-leaf shaped blades are garbage, thrust > slash
been there, done that. op's pic looks almost the same as a golden armor you later unlock for Agrippa.
that sword grinds my gears though
Would you play as a character dressed like this?
That somehow implies I haven't played as one already.
>not wanting to play as based Taco King
Whats wrong with a dude in gladiator dress.
Are you upset at him being more attractive than you?
Do you know he is a drawing and does not threaten your masculinity?
Only if I can put a helmet over his dopey looking head.
I mean seriously, a fauxhawk?
Hold a pan lid by the center and try protecting your feet or your right side. Now imagine doing that with a shield strapped to your arm. Also arrows and javelins usually pass through shields, you don't want your arm there when it happens, and you want to be able to discard a shield easily, if you need so.
>wanting to play as some backstabbing Ogre spoof
You're goddamn right I would. Styling on enemies while wearing outfits like this is fun as fuck.
dorf best class
My problem with it is the MMO dilemma (mostly korean grind fests) where the only armor available to female characters is skimpy. What if I want to go female tank mode? I look like I'm ready to go escorting not take down some shit.
I don't care if it's in games really, sex sells and it doesn't make men violent. As long as people keep eating the shit up or talking about it, it will never stop. What I want is the option, they should have full body armor options for everyone.
Like pic related, one of the new korean grind fests that gives you the option.
Fuck, I just imagined him in a vibrant early 2000s platformer/action game and how fun it could be.
I'm legit sad now.
I can get behind that as I like women in full armor too, but the popular opinion seems to be that any skimpy armor existing is a blight on mankind and hurr durr armor doesn't work that way.
I'd be fine with it if he didn't have that gay fuckboy dyed hair and beard
Don't you think always playing male because I want full armor is boring? I make all sorts of different characters. I wanted a full armor shield maiden. Games with character creation should give you the option.
If you really believe that anon you can go rightly fuck yourself. Stagnation is boring.
Actually, lately I've been having trouble playing any game at all for longer than 20 minutes, no matter how much I like it. Last I played was Styx Master of Shadows and it took me quite a long fucking time.
How can a goblin hate himself so much.
>Not wanting to be a str-fag.
Nigga, all the cool epic heroes were str-fags. Gilgamesh, Hercules, Conan...
I play male characters in nothing but their underpants when possible
this maiden is ready to shield you, manchild ;^)
What if I want to play as a skimpy male, but the game doesn't let me? it goes both ways you know
The problem you described is the lack of customization, and even then they have the right reasons since a female will definitely prefer a skimpy armor because of biological reasons. Hell, men do too. The less weight you have to carry in your armor, the better.
Wow, if you actually feel like not playing games then do spend time on something more productive like gym. Do something else for a bit and soon vidya should taste better as well again.
Would I strangle him with his own guts? Sure.
i ran around in super-early Age of Conan in just my swinging cod or at most a loincloth up to level 45. then i quit. but yes, if character is a gladiator or a warrior or a barbarian. seems like the white parts should be brown
Holy shit for the fitst few second I though it was dragon dogma,then I though that you just put the HUD from dark soul 2 into dragon dogma,then I understood that it was just dark soul
Griffith already belongs to Guts
Face it, /v/.
If the male character had jiggle, you'd refuse to play it.
Implying I never have.
Stop bringing back the feels for Guild Wars, 2 was such a dissapointment
What you described is not really what's happening.
What is happening is that furries have very high tendency to be homosexual/bisexual compared to others. That might not apply to 3DPD though.
I already have, Anon. For years.
Yeah, which is why the problem is lack of customization which can be attributed to a lot of things such as videogames trying to strictly follow real life, because customization is not important, etc. Since we are talking about MMOs though the point is kind of moot, there should be more customization for both sides, and it is not attributed to females being sexualized specifically like that anon said.
Why would a dick jiggle as breasts do
Has Sarkeesian never seen a dick
I have no idea. Body hair is fucking gross. I like peach fuzz and some body hair where appropriate, like in the crotch and pits, but OP's example does not need to be hairier. Chest hair is fine but I don't want to fuck a zoo animal
This is now a video game related bara thread.
I didn't really expect you to reply at all actually, most people just throw out a die comment and then fuck off somewhere.
Have you seen straight furries? they are like the plague. I don't see how can anyone claim there are more gay furries than straight ones with a straight face.
But, seriously speaking, being furry is levels ahead more degenerate than being gay or bisexual.
Why would their dick be flopping around everywhere in the first place? If their wearing armor or pants, they're dick is constricted to the confines of their pants.
Oh, and the demographic majority of video games is male consumers, and guys like tits.
Even females like tits.
Breasts bounce in real life, even when restrained by a sports bra. I have gone through over 25 years of life and never seen anyone's junk jiggle in ANY clothing that covers it.
That said, Beowulf has it in Skullgirls, and I think it's still the only good fighting game on the market right now.
Mount your Friends turned out to be great fun for lots of males.
I have yet to see a single person not playing the game due to being "too gay" for them, let alone complaining about the men in the game being "oversexualized".
I'm sure there's more, but here's his idle stance.
I would really love to see more characters like braum. Not just a guys that's always laughing os something, but someone who ACTUALLY feels good playing with, in a good way.
Blah blah blah. Boypussy, blah blah blah little girl, blah blah blah cuddled by fat men.
We all know what you're looking for. You're looking to circle jerk with lewdness and trying to act tsundre and cute. Fuck off back to your /b/ circle jerk spam threads.
Just visit any straight furry thread in /v/ and watch as they reach the image limit in minutes.
Watch a straight furry gallery from any show/game/series and compare it with gay ones. It's almost exponentially bigger.
Anyone who claims that there are more gay furries seriously need to stop visiting gay threads only.
Actually, considering where the "jiggling" part would be located, I would see it approximately 1% of the time and thus I wouldn't care. Rather, I would show mild amazement at the fact they bothered to animate a dick and continue on.
Nothings wrong with bara. Its the barafags that are insufferable.
Its one thing when theres nice bara in a thread, its turns to shit once barafags post every piece of bara work including shitty ass drawings and deformed ligaments.
They really did a great job with his VA and overall feel. I don't think there are many champions that feel as inspiring in LoL. I stopped playing a while ago now, but Braum was certainly one of my favorite things about the game.
Unlike sjws, men actually get inspired to get better when they see those who are unbelievably confident and ripped
No. I cast spells. Swinging bits of metal around is for peasants.
May I just say this is an epic fucking comeback. Like, yeah, this is what a realistically armored female looks like. If you want to play this, you look exactly like a male character because armor and helmet actually designed to keep you alive doesn't reveal your gender. Good job Anon.
How else would it be possible to smite evil?
Sure, as long as the game has
spearsor other weapon types.
Strategy based combat or bust.
Yeah, well, at least this "peasant" doesn't die to a goblin with a rusty fork that snuck up on him.
>I saw it on /v/
I think that's a poor way to basis anything at all.
>Anyone who claims that there are more gay furries seriously need to stop visiting gay threads only.
It's not like there's more gays, but when dudes who want to fuck other dudes make up between 4% and 11% of population while gfur makes up about 35%-40% of the porn, something is afoot.
I want a video game where the men have wearable jockstraps
Jockstraps are awesome.
Considering a lot of games were inspired by D&D, spells have both somatic and verbal components, armor gets in the way of the somatic part.
Otherwise because of balance, although nowadays magic is usually pure shit in most games so...
Most of my pics are lewd. I have a few that aren't tho
>tfw no boxing roo vidya character
You have to remember that men are more likely to make more visual forms of pornography. Women focus more on writing, which is why fan-fiction authors tend to be female and the best selling e-books are about women fucking minotaurs and werewolves.
>tfw had to start wearing them due to hernia scare and re-occurring ball pain
>they became comfy after I got used to wearing them
Sure. I can easily see the spartan influence the only thing that looks stupid is the small shield, and the armored arm should be the one with the shield, you want your swinging arm free to move.
Wouldn't have an issue, although from a design/color pallete standpoint, the lone white undies just stick out like a sore thumb. If he had some more white cloth on him somehow, might be better and a more balanced look.
reminder that the best boys are the ones who looks like girls, not hairy muscle faggotry
is that a thing? I don't play fightan games
werewolves are pretty fucking great
Penis is not equivalent to breasts Anita. If you knew basic human anatomy you would recognize this. I don't see any flopping labia majora in my vidya either.
Thanks for reminding me of SATAN'S GIGANTIC PHYSICS ENABLED FLOPPING BLACK PENIS during the last fight of Dante's Inferno.
I'm not convinced. I figured out it's like this as well, but while I love to fap to anthrofaggotry just fine, I can't really keep it up with gay porn. Even if it's a really good trap then just barely.
>no books about men fucking werewolves
I read a bunch of gay romance novels for giggles and I couldn't go five steps without running into some stupid shape shifting wolf bullshit so if you're into that it's out there.
>gay dudes that like girly looking guys
Why don't you guys just get a girl and fuck here in the ass. It's the same stuff.
Yes because I'm not an insecure baby who thinks any kind of sexuality is to be frowned upon. Goddamn I like looking at big jiggly titties
and oily baras but i'm very picky about dudesjust give women something they can get wet over. I don't give a damn, don't take way what I like just to appease a bunch of children.
then why the fuck you whine about no boxing roo character if you dont even play fighting games
Anyone who likes guys over girls is cool by me, regardless of body type.
Do you guys have a sexy companion that is also your spouse?
I feel bad for those who have Skyrim on consoles no mods or /cc to make any npc available for both marriage and companionship.
>you can only fight in fighting games
Why is so much of this manwhore armor better than slut armor?
>SJW actually fights to remove sexy women from vidya instead of having more sexy men
They really are retarded and have shit taste.
>tfw never will have big, strong, tall, bara argonian to make me his fuccboi
Women can't make video games or PLAY video games so there's no audience for sexy men.
Dude was crazy fast too. He was essentially at the natural maximum achievable by a human in all physical abilities and most mental ones as well. Hyborea was a pay to game and Conan's player had no life.
I married Scouts-Many-Marshes as my argonian, and fucked him silly any time I was home. During my adventures I kept Derkeethus around and we made love under the stars every night. Life was bitchin
I guess they like him for the same reason they like werewolves?
Kek. But yes, Conan was surprisingly fast. It's a fact I often feel sorry that a lot of people ignore on him, as well as the fact he's smart as hell. Even though the Arnold movies were cool I feel they undersold the character due to Arnold's own limitations.
Why haven't you commissioned art of your husbando, /v/?
I would've liked Scouts-Many-Marshes but IDK about the name, turns me away a bit. When I saw Teeba-Ei, I was so sad for him having to live and work forever in the mines. So I added the "Marriageable Argonians" mod, took him out of Stonehills and let him live in my Whiterun Breezehome, but also wanted to keep him around so I used the console command to let him become a companion, also added the "Level Up With Player" command so hes not permanently Level 4, no i can adventure forever with my husbando.
Also gave him a new wardrobe, can't let my honey go around running in rags. What would the Jarl think!?
I have lots of husbandos, so I always have art to fall back on.
You're just one of those furfucks who're desperate for people to like them so you do everything short of sucking their dicks.
Stop being a kiss ass and get over yourself.
Because I can draw my own.
They don't want men to pay attention to anything other than them.
I wish Mentaiko stopped making so much traumatic doujins because they kill my boner
Dear god why can't I be with him in real life!?!?!?!?!
For my eyes only anon, the peasants and villagers can fap jealously knowing they can't see all his beef.
>It's basically God of War without the Grimdark but keeps the sex scenes
>Well executed combos result in related Onomatopoeia
>Voiced by Jon DiMaggio