ITT: We post vidya images that make you laugh every time.
To be honest I think the venue wasn't the issue here, it's just the uninspired ad campaign. They should have had strippers and poledancers and the main hall would be empty as everyone throws bundles of cash at girls near the Ouya stand.
How many units has OUYA sold anyway?
Surely it can't still be afloat by this point?
That's actually really smart and would probably do very well if you think about it.
After an extensive 5 second google search, China apparently had a 13 year ban on Vidya consoles.
So the OUYA to them will be like Planet Express ship: Even for futuristic technology, it's still considered shit. But for a good price.
>ouya gets popular in china
>wins the console war
>Think it's a lame joke about the price
>mfw I see it
>people backed the ouya expecting to play skyrim on it.
>they thought normal people would get the ouya and start making great games
You clearly don't know much about China and their economy. The average educated Chinaman is longer as poor as you think. The chinks out in the rural areas won't buy any form of video game console as they lack the reliable infrastructure to do anything with it but the ones in the cities buy the proper ones nowdays.
There's also the issue of competition - the Ouya has the power of a smartphone or tablet. Chinese can and do make more powerful phones than the console actually is.
The only way it could sell is if it's marketed as "hot as shit in the West" to scam gullible cunts into buying it for their kids.
I don't think YOU understand how popular mobile games are in China.
They. Are. Fucking. Huge.
Biggest goddamn market.
Another thing Ouya has going for it is its size and low power consumption.
It takes places on the worst day in US history.
>lack the reliable infrastructure to do anything with it
What the fuck does this even mean?
Do you actually think there are rural parts of China in 2015 that don't have access to power and internet?
Please don't tell me this is what you mean. PLEASE...
The average educated Chinaman is probably working for a borderline slave wage at Foxconn or something.
It's better than it was, but it's nowhere near the level of Europe/North America.
>thinks you can't enjoy anything more than once
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
noice anon, i thought i'd forgotten half those werds
>breaking the rules = playing a different way within the rules
>not following the meta = breaking the rules
I'm disappointed in you
>wanna save this with a funny filename
>don't really want to look at it
those of you with stronger stomachs can have it. it was "smacking the ketchup bottle too hard"
I had the "fat" version of the Polystation. My mom bought it for me at a flea market, fully knowing it wasn't a playstation.
It had 200+ games on a cartridge, but in reality it was the same ~40 NES games reskinned/recoloured/renamed.
Super Mario Bros had Mario reskinned into a panda for instance.
I kept seeing this cover but it didn't hit me until now just how stupid it was.
Shit I forgot about it. Is part 2 even out yet?
>break down the "ridiculous" price
>you pay 1/4 of what the console is worth every month for 12 months
>end up paying 1000 dollars more for the console than what it was worth
How are you even trying to justify that? I'd like to think even children would think that was a stupid idea.
wtf is mountain dew "throwback"? Is it some hideous atavistic caveman dew thawed from a block of ice?
Funny thing about that.
ex-gfreally wanted the hat, picked up a cheap copy of TF2 to get it, but she already had a Steam account. You'd need to make a new account or start a fresh one in the first place to receive the hat. That was Steam Support's answer.
Okay, so I can see your autistically angry, anon. So to soothe your rage. Explain what I' seemingly missing.
Oops, seems my grammar isn't up to scratch. When are you going to answer my question, anon?
>5 hours a a day over 5 days
That'd be 25 hours you invalid.
By like 5 hours yeah. Unless you're referring to how most 9-5's throw in a bit of overtime here and there, then yeah, but I've never worked a full time job that wasn't usually 40 hours on the dot and if asked for overtime, I always told them to fuck off.
Not a picture, but a link still suffices:
Thirty things at the dollar store!
It was so damn good I wish I could relive it like the first time
Oh the mentality of NEETs
Workers unions don't usually exist for people who work for corporations here in America, aka are salaried. My buddy works for a Big 4 accounting firm and will sometimes work 70-80 hour weeks. And salary screws him since he gets paid no matter how many hours he works a week.
Look, anon. This anon thinks I'm from 4chan. Point proved. Your move, sucka!
>Free Willy stay away from Chile
>Jordan from Jordan
Isn't that picture arround the time the xbox 360 kid was popular?.Damm,time flies.
I live in Mississippi and places like this and Title/ Pay day Loan places are everywhere. They stay in busness by leeching off the poor and stupid
It's still the best representation of my experiences of doto 2
To be honest that left me depressed, it would be like a tribesmen travelling to Jerusalem saying "I'm going to be a carpenter there, look a chair I made", and then word of mouth travels, people say it's Jesus thats back and even made a throne to rule as king. Then the carpenter hears it, tries to catch up with the Jesus status people thought of him and make new chairs on the way, some with just 2 legs. Then he reaches the city, the emperor capture him, tries the chair and it breaks in half, he gets pissed, send him to be executed, the people of the town found out he was pagan and watch his execution anyway. Some sit by his corpse waiting for "him" to comeback and get black plague instead.
Newfag as in new to 4chan? Not necessarily. You don't need to be on this imageboard for an extended period of time to understand it, just somewhat discernible when it comes to vidya and things in general.
you forgot the part where the carpenter received $8,596,474 from the people
>Ellen Page Bundle
>Nobody noticed the PS3 code model
Yeah, anyone of those with half a brain knew what the thing could do, of course expecting such high intellect from kickstarter was their demise. And 8 million to get a console in the market is nothing.
>Hey America! Right now Missles are being launched from North Korea less than a minute ago
I knew what it was from the thumbnail. Fuck.
To be fair, every mod wishes they could ban all the noobs. This guy was allowed to.
As far as people owning consoles and stuff, the ban wasn't even enforced really
All the lifting of the ban is doing is getting China themselves involved in the market
I can fuel this thread with real covers alone.
It really does amaze me how far consoles have fallen. Yeah sure I have consoles to fill the gaps PC doesn't cover, but those gaps grow so much smaller every generation. I mean there were less than 10 games I got on PS3 that I couldn't get on PC in the end. It's utterly abysmal.
>I mean there were less than 10 games I got on PS3 that I couldn't get on PC in the end. It's utterly abysmal.
I know right? I only got a secondhand ps3 because I really wanted to get into Rock Band again. Except for that, basically only HD remasters I'd want. I bought Catherine which was on sale now and I want to play more Ratchet & Clank, but except for those, I have more HD remasters I'd want to buy than actual fucking games, it's crazy.
This guy's life is like a train wreck you just can't look away from.
They should release Vita emulator already so I could hug all the waifus.