Change one letter of a video game and describe it, I'll start
Far Fry 3
A 20 something California college graduate decides to move out to an archipelago and work there as a chef
Assassin's Breed - You are an assassin, but you are having fertility problems. Embark on an epic journey through the beautiful landscape of 12th Century England, so that you can find a way to pass on your genes.
You are a shepherd blessed with the power of rock n roll who must herd his sheep by beating them in guitar battles.
The Order 2887
You play in a post-apocalyptic world where nazis control the video game industry. Being the last sane gamer left on earth, it's up to you to save the world from shitty games.
A magical essence has been found by scientists studying when studying clouds composition. Several countries have launched aerial essence conversion rigs in an attempt to gather the most magical essence.
RTS style, gather clouds for essence, buildings cost essence, units use essence when attacking. If out of essence units will use weak attacks and get wrecked so you have to balance your essence levels.
Money money money money money money money money money money
The Banner Gaga: you must lead your cultish followers of Norse warrior-goddess Gaga against the Christians at Lindisfarne, in order to destroy their goddess Madonna.
You are a lord of a castle in medieval Europe and discover the secrets of marijuana. Unfortunately, spies from other castles steal that secret and an arms race to grow the most marijuana begins. The winner will have possession of The Dankest Dungeon.
You're a mercenary that is hired to punt dangerous monsters of different sizes over a fence inside a zoo
You find out in the end that you´re being manipulated to actually punt the monsters inside a populated city, causing death and destruction
>Tatman: Arkham City
You play as a rag and bone man during the events of Batman(TM): Arkham City. Leftover costumes, corpses, undiscovered riddler trophies, it's all fair game for you!
Sonic the Hedgeheg - In this edgy indie title directed by blood_skull_boi84, you are an angsty hedgehog, who will embark on a journey that will culminate in a meeting with your worst enemy, Coldsteel.
FarmA 3 - A pharmasuitical simulator where the player can create custom scenarios and play other user created missions with realistic business models of pharmacy companies today, and in the near future.
Choose a set of different mythological gods from different countries (Nordic,Greek, Roman, etc.) and duke it out in a battle of the bands
Jesus on vocals/lead guitarist
God on drums
Mary on bass
Reddit makes a game about the Charlie Hebdo attacks. Player weapons include friendship, tolerance, benefits and atheism.
You play as a nameless character who hacks his way into the new high end online soup simulator which has a conspiracy behind it.
Collect and mix various soups using you CUP to create even tastier soups.
Binshock: you play as a refuse collector in this epic RPG set during the British Winter of Discontent in 1978. As the strikes continue, do you ultimately give in to the public and make a deal with the Callaghan administration? Or do you stand your ground and drive Britain completely into the ground? Either way, watch out for the final boss fight in 1979...
Deus Ex: Invisible WAP. You play as Alex D, a relatively unremarkable techie who is sent to isolate the cause of the boss's private wif-fi network not showing up in his network and sharing center. After a tutorial in which the player must actually turn his own computer on and off, it becomes clear to the player that dark forces are at work far in excess of a faulty network adapter...
Dishonoree: sequel to Dishonored, this time the player character must portray the character doing the dishonoring, rather than being a passive recipient of other people's dishonor.
Travel through the epic world of a woman's wet dream! Your party consists of several tall, handsome, muscular, rich men, who must satisfy women and demons alike across the land.
Hitman : Modename 47 - A genetically engineered human being goes on a murderous rampage - As Dr Ortmeyer, you are tasked with changing your creation's genetic "mode", to an ordinary person.
Ultra Street Lighter 4
The city of Darujhistan is in crisis; the vast reserves of natural gas which lit the city's streets with its famous blue suffusion have run dry, and chaos runs rampant as all night-time activities grind to a halt while thievery and outright robbery are commonplace in a now dark city.
As the only pyromancer in Darujhistan, you must find creative ways to light the city every night, while managing your days' time between sleeping, studying, spending money, and exploring to find artifacts to increase your arcane power. Purchase a grand pyre to ignite to light the city for a week, or search the catacombs outside the city for the legendary Scroll of Arkhamos - and ignite the sky itself in a conflagration that will last until the end of time.
The blue man group has accidently invented a musical time machine, and with the help of other popular Vegas showmen plan, to take over the world. Doc brown, along with the Z-fighters, appears on your driveway and asks you to lend your strength.
>Fire Emblem: Math of Radiance
All characters are now numbers. Instead of fighting, you solve equations to deal damage and your numbers move on graph paper to reach a certain destination or you must solve all equations on the graph.
Harder difficulties have calculus and lower difficulties are algebra.
You play as a Japanese exchange student who's spending a year at an Italian high school in Rome. When unusual sacrifices take place in The Colosseum, it's up to you and your friends to uncover the mystery. All of your personas are based on Greco-Roman and ancient pagan mythology.
you have to wait on the line to redeem your parking tickets before the Miami police impound your ride. Are you a bad enough to save your car
Half-Like: As newly hired games journalist Gordon Freeman, you accidentally cause the collapse of your publication when your review of a recent AAA game release as only "half-likable" causes a Financial Cascade scenario. All the sponsors pull their cash at once, and a team of 'professionals' is quickly sent in to silence you and your colleagues... permanently. Between them and the frenzied franchise fans battering down the building's doors to taste your blood, can you escape your Office Complex and make it to freedom alive?
Mallout: Hundreds of years after the bombs fell, your ancestors found shelter in a huge futuristic underground shopping complex. Now the computer that controls the plumbing is on the fritz and unless you want to go swimming in your own sewage, it's up to you to leave the Mall and find replacement parts before the septic system breaks down entirely!
The Build: As part of a highly competitive circle of D&D nerds, attempt to construct the most broken character build in the latest edition of the game to prove your dominance over your fellows. Hunt for rare splatbooks in seedy game stores or in the darkest reaches of the internet, or debate with developers on their forums until they agree to 'release some errata'. Nothing's off limits until you have constructed the most mind bending, DM-breaking, game ending version of... The Build.
You are a third generation A.I. in a society that recovered from an apocalyptic war and it's post apocalyptic horrors thousands of year ago whose responsibility it is to tell of the horrors of the wasteland to the people of the current civilization in order to scare them into never having a catastrophic war on the same magnitude again.
since thats basically the plot of the actual games i got a better one
You're a teacher and the bell has just rung, you must keep the locker hall as quiet as possible or else you may get fired
Shin Megami Tensei III - COCTURNE
First, you punched God, now you fist him!
I'd fuck a Lilith into Oblivion.
Hemmings - It is your job as the manager of a clothing factory to prevent the workers from hemming the items improperly, in this indie strategy game that has an underlying theme of the tyranny of factory work
LoZ: A Sink between Worlds
You play as Zelda with OCD. She really badly needs to wash her hands and there's disgusting bacteria everywhere. However, the only sink in the game is bugged and stuck between 2D and 3D. Will there be a green clad hero to fight to save hygierule????