The next GTA game is now set where you live.
>Achill Island, The largest island in Ireland
Enjoy hours of driving around bogs, mountains and like 4 little towns and about 6 little villages. Fuck it might actually work ok its small enough they they could make it to scale and have everything in it
The whole game would basically be exactly like Blaine County in GTA V, but instead of meth labs everywhere it would be moonshine operations. I'd buy it
Also the only crime in the whole game would be from "sticky tom" the only dealer on the island, also enjoy being chased by only one "police" car because there is only one garda car on the whole island
The micropolis of Concord NH. Finally the days of those overwhelmingly big cities are gone. 67.49 square miles of jammed traffic & uninteresting sights to see.
>Bickering over the actual name of the town
>nothing but shit drivers
GTA Derry would be the worst idea for a game because it'd just be a simulation
Broke hipsters, unshaven women and garage bands on one side of the river, venture capitalists, bankers and tech startups on the other. Go back to bed Dan, this shit writes itself.
>meth is 100% pure so main story focuses around drug trafficking
>plenty of races black white asian native pacific islander
>literally only 2 seasons summer and winter
>in game playtime changes these, takes about 6 hours
lots of slavs
lots of depressing commieblocs
lots of vodka
lots of squating
It would be like GTA IV if the whole game was set in Hove Beach.
>GTA Victoria British Columbia
>No guns in the entire game
>Collectable Orca statues
>Instead of shooting people you apologize to them and they stop fighting and apologize to you
>stealing a car is instant 5 stars because it's the only crime being committed in the entire city
>No way to make money, not even legitimately
There are mods for Vice City and San Andreas renaming car names with Romanian once, but if the whole game was set in Romania it would be a horror game where you have gypsies instead of zombies
Holy shit this game has potential. Millions of crazy motherfuckers running around. Tons of shit to do. Big city, a terrorist group already there. Tons of criminals. Man that game would be awesome. You land at the airport someone cons you into giving them your luggage. The city is even conveniently split into several islands. It's like GTA was made to be set here
Well, it would be
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED
Guess it could include Center City, the Schuylkill river, liberty bell, shit like that. No big bad, just a shitload of petty gangs fighting over their street corners and stark contrasts between each street's quality of housing.
CJ YOU FOKKN MUPPET WHY DIDN' YOU FOLLOW THE BLUMMIN TRAIN FUKKN ELL
>GTA in Memphis
>Jazz, Rock n' Roll, gang wars in run down suburban neighborhoods, adventures into the surrounding middle-upper class white neighborhoods and more black people than you can shake a noose at.
Might be cool.
>GTA: Motor City
>City full of street gangs, Islamic terrorists, and destroyed buildings full of stuff to find.
>Hipsters and Jews to run over in suburbia.
>Tons of casinos, boat racing, fishing pond/lake hockey for mini games in addition to the usual.
>You can go over to Canada where everyone talks different and is really nice.
Would /v/ play it?
>All of London for you to explore
>Go to football games and kick the shit out off one side's supporters then leg it
>Candem is where your fence is located
>Council Estates make for easier thefts, but you better be careful of those chavs, innit
>LOADS EMONE oppitunities
>Wogs, Pakis and chinks for you to fight, then get arrested
>Once you get guns, you effectively overpower the police
>Go to Calais for a day to get cheap booze and fags to sell over here
I could go on, but that'll sum it up
At least you can go to Lancaster and have fisticuffs with Amish
uneducated rural republicans, cornfields, hipster beer, and amish people
doesn't matter if it's set in cleveland, columbus, or cincinnati, because the only real difference is whether the poor people are blacks or hillbillies
imagine GTA V but even more boring, the only vehicles are pickup trucks and priuses, and replace Bruce with someone complaining about sports
>rural Georgia town
>meth capital of the world
>endless sea of white trash
>endless country music
so terrible it might be entertaining
But since nothing has happened here in 200 years it would be set before the revolutionary war.
You're just a settler who wants to start a new life but you inadvertently get wrapped up in a group of fuck heads who want to fight the british.
You become a founding father even though you're just in it for the power and the pussy.
Yeah, it wouldn't work.
>easy mode if you play as a muslim (welfare, free housing, healthcare)
You were expecting paella and bullfighting? well, not here. Don't let your travel agent scam you.
>plot revolves around mobster uncle louis
>Mt Trashmore replaces Mt Chiliad
>driving is more engaging because of potholes and drunks
>every character smokes
>side missions to repel NY welfare scum
>OG of Peanut Plains families
>Enemies of Cocoa Cave Ballas
>extorted by D.E.D.E.D.E
>I find out my sister is dating a Waddle Doo
GTA: Austin, Texas
>takes place during SXSW
>run down pedestrians getting out of the Cage the Elephant concert
>shoot up Whole Foods
>try to drive away but get stuck in traffic on mopac
mite b fun
>Hang out in dive bars
>commute to new york
>come back eat some pizza
>go buy some shit at the mall for one of your relatives
>get fucked up at one of your friends places while you debate whether or not to go out
>head to hooters for dinner hit on the waitress.
>tfw country music has more feels per song than any other genre ever
Oh boy I can... Climb the sun sphere or something
>All you had to didgeridoo was follow the damn train CJ
what's a wog? My amerifat is showing.
>highest crime rate in canada
>freeloading natives fucking everywhere
yeah, that's about it.
GTA: Seven Cities
>AI drivers are even worse
>shitload of niggers, rice-boys, dudes in the military
>underground drug trafficking and prostitution in the burbs
>ghettos hidden behind gates and nicer neighborhoods
>the strip club changes location every other month because some nigga got shot in front of it
GTA Milton Keynes
Boring as fuck tiny city with nothing to do. Hundreds of roundabouts. Few ghettos. Protagonists are pretentious business men trying to make a quick buck and get dragged into a world of crime when chavs out smart them and hold evidence over their heads.
fucking multicultural as fuck
making fun of the shitton of liberals here
also crazy amounts of snow in the winter
it'd be fun to drive through a blizzard in the city
it'd be good
It would be exactly like living in Fresno
>#1 in auto theft
>#1 in crystal meth
>Groups of mexicans, southeast asians, and blacks fighting for gang dominance
>Everyone carries guns despite being in California
>People regularly do 95 on the freeways
>Air quality is so bad that you wouldn't need to render more than a mile
All in all, this place is
surprisingly not that bad. There's less to do than LA or the bay area, but it's still a great fucking city as long as you stay away from the area where all the crime happens
GTA Corpus Christi
>Fat Mexicans everywhere
>Plenty of scetchy places to explore like back roads and the bay at night
>Main Villain is the owner of the refinery
>You live with an annoying family member but end up with a mansion late game
>You play a white guy AKA the minority
>You are actually mexican but your skin is white so everyone says youre a cracker
>Have to make yourway to the top of the foodchain
>You do endgame but realize its fucking Corpus
>Credits roll as the player decides if you even accomplished anything
welcome to gta manchester
participate in side missions such as being homeless, vandalism and ket dealing. zero other side activities besides 3 gyms and a run down martial arts dojo, and overrated university courses
sounds like great fun
Given that where I live is the closest you will get to a tutorial level in real life I can't see it being much.
Lagos would be a pretty interesting city for a GTA especially since it's a large city most people don't know much about. I've been studying Nigeria and the place in general with the violence and corruption could be interesting for a game.
Gee, take a wild guess.
>Back O' Beyond is the entire map.
Which are incidentally the two only activities you'd be allowed to engage in in a German GTA anyway.
>GTA Lamezia Terme
>Unemployed scum with shitty tuning cars
>Old style mafia where even the granny knows how to shoot
>Almost to places to hang around means no minigames
>Everyone goes to closeby cities where they actually have nightclubs and shit run by local mafias
Id play it. It would be ugly and boring as hell, tho.
Would be the right mix of East and West though. The setting could be a Western gang trying to establish hold in the East trying to wrestle away control from the weakened Russian mobsters.
Or set it in 90's and let us be a vigilante clearing the streets from Russian Fucking shits.
>Everyone is dressed like your average Italian guy. Fat, balding, hairy, greasy and wearing a dirty wifebeater. Driving school is basically just drifting around piles of trash in Naples while avoiding storms of kids on their scooter attempting to murder you.
>The biggest challenge comes from the dating minigame where you have to find the cheapest Romanian hooker hanging on the road side at night.
>Laundering money feature removed from the game due to the government already having a monopoly over it.
Also niggers and "wiggers".
>cops fucking everywhere
>everybody has a concealed carry, so robbing anyone or trying to steal their car will get you shot
>nothing to do ever
Hartford is about 20 minutes away though, can we move the game there?
your character starts in a mexican ghetto, while all the characters actively wish they were in california. after 10 minutes, you either take the freeway to california, or your character commits suicide.
I suppose it's already been done, technically.
Unless it retains the animals from V that would probably be really shit.
unless of course
>Hillbilly crack dealers.
>lots of myths and legends snuck in.
You can find bigfoot somewhere deep in the woods
Get into fights with drunkards and somalis, drink Lapin Kulta, a drink that's actually worse than Pißwasser, and get confused as the subway stations keep changing their names.
Best to just play something else.
>rich middle class white kids
>most that constitutes "crime" is underage drinking
Boring as fuck game unless as you play as someone from the black community down the road.
>GTA: Chagrin Parks Uprising
That would be fun as fuck.
They already did it, perfectly.
The only way it could be better if it was in the New York of Shovel Ready
GTA: Reykjavík, Iceland
>no high-rise buildings
>tiny city with lots of open spaces
>lots of hipsters to run over
>drug smuggling missions by sea
>explore the surrounding countryside
>possibility for some pretty cool off-road stuff
people constantly asking you for money for booze, occasionally you get jumped by native street thugs. You aren't actually allowed to join any gangs other than a couple biker gangs because they're all native only. Prostitutes everywhere at night in certain areas
>mfw driving is more dangerous because NPCs are driving the wrong way
There is absolutely nothing here. Seriously. Just fields and forests, with the nearest neighbour about a kilometer away. I suppose you could pretend to play GTA: Stalker by running around the forests at night.
Kansas City, Missouri.
It's a fairly large city with a lot of suburbs, but no huge geographical things of interest. The better parts of town are some of the coolest in the country, but downtown KC is the kind of place you don't want to visit at any hour unless you have a rifle in your door. It'd make for a GTAV-like story, as you could have one character from each big section (urbanized, ghetto, suburban, plaza).
I'm also a big fan of the city's edges being eventual just leaving a map area and your car blowing up or something instead of it being an island. I don't know how that would work well, but I kind of want it to happen.
Itd be great
>Conservative state capital taken over by liberals
>Hill country, Small city, several plains
I think the setting would be conducive to their usually snarky atmosphere.
I think it would be pretty entertaining, russia is a good setting and lots of reasons for mayhem.
Here's the thing about Mexicans. About half of them are great. They're productive, they are nice, they'll do the menial work people don't want to do, and they're basically just another sect of white people. They aren't too different from Italians 70 years ago or anything like that.
The problem Mexicans, though, make up a huge portion of the population. They're thugs, gangsters, punks, they don't clean up after themselves, and they bring the property value down in every neighborhood they're in.
So most people don't like Mexicans, even though most second and third generation Mexicans are alright.
>You can run for political office in Chicago
>Game ends with you becoming mayor
If you're not careful you could wind up dead!
>Might as well be farming simulator 2016
It could be great if it's set in the 90s.
>and we have a very pretty -- but kind of social outcast -- girl who dresses up as miku
So literally tomoko? why haven't you asked her out yet?
> GTA Kansas City
Wouldn't be that interesting. It'd make a better Red Dead or Mafia type setting than grand theft auto, KC is a pretty generic American city with no "sexy" real world crime to craft an interesting story from
Set in Stockholm
U can't buy a Gun
Constantly annoyed by begging NPC but unable to kill them
do to the fact that It would be racist or something.
If you do happen to get killed by police it would start a riot
over police brutality....
>GTA VI set in New England
>The only robberies you can preform to get money are on Dunkin' Donuts and CVS
she doesn't talk to people and mostly runs off if anyone gets too close. so no and maybe.
no, she's much cleaner and prettier. tomoko actually has a friend. i've gotten it to a point where she does acknowledges and does not mind my presence since we've seen each other around town for years. maybe one day
Montreal Canada during -40c 90cm of snow winter .
Damn it sounds like legit asperger's or some autism.
I would have to leave Miku figurines as bait and then lead her to one that was in my hand like you do with wild birds.
Once I get her coming closer I could upgrade to hiding Miku paraphernalia in my pants.
You only live once anon, if you don't snatch her up someone else will.
Good soundtrack tho.
>White house mission of course.
>Try to fly jet over the city, get shot down by patriot missiles batteries.
>No tall buildings.
>Tearing ass along the mall.
>Rock Star probably bitches out when it comes to the memorials.
It'd be shit.
>you, american spending vacation in rio
>accidentaly gets involved with some favela overlord
>now you have to work for him
>free roam trought the most beautiful city in the world
>beaches and bitches
>dick girls everywhere
>lots of forests
I can't say I didn't expect that.
GTA : Fairfield
Could be entertaining
>tfw mcr is a shithole but its your shithole
>you play as wee mental davey
>you buy your first ice cream truck and enter the turf wars
>you use the ice cream business to launder money from crime
>you fight pakis and smash buckfast over a celtic fans head on the weekend
>you have to keep beating your wife or she leaves, not respecting your masculinity
Wow. Another Concordbro. I've seen that happen once in eight years.
I'd buy the game. Street races through Boscawen and Webster, being chased by the only cop in town.
Doing quests for the bums at TentCity, like "Hold the Sign for Nip Money."
Dumping bodies at the quarries.
I'd buy it.
But there already was a GTA set where I live.
I live across the water. Going to Windsorto hit up Oulette Ave and do some nightclub missions would be. Canadian hipsters and 19y/o Americans everywhere.
Well, I guess /v/ will relish the opportunity to go to the Castro and kill everyone. I'd assume they would bring the whole bay area, and I would also assume that driving in the city will be insane.
Castilla La Mancha, Spain
Don Quixote but with white trash and drug dealing
Seriusly is amazing how easy is to buy any kind of drug here
Compfy place to live tho
>mfw I read that story about her dancing
Just try it you sperg.
Something involving Indians, gangs, snow, booze, and wannabe cowboys. I'd play it
Norfolk/Tidewater areaLots of water, eastern shore with wildlife and shit, make tha playable area big enough and you can include DC.
Lots of happy little suburbs, some farmland, and ghetto city areas too.
I'd play it.
As someone else who lives there I can say that only Tampa would be interesting at least, the entire Pinellas area is a boring piece of shit, sans the edges of it.
Fuck this boring ass county
Would probably include elements of Phoenix and maybe Flagstaff and focus on drug trade and human trafficking since if I remember right, Arizona is the most popular route of smuggling shit in from Mexico and Phoenix at least is notorious for kidnappings.
>downtown run by H.A
>pot and E are easily accessible
>scantly clad LGs
>over half the people in any given gym are clearly juiced to the gills
>everyone thinks they're important
mite b gud
>grey and gloom commieblock filled city with holes in every road and hooligan graffiti at every wall
>you start as newly arrived westerner who is there because his parents invested in eastern poland and now live there cheaply
>first tutorial missions start with you meeting averege group of hools and hanging out with them. you get missions like going to next neighbourhood and kicking rival football team supporters while simultaneously avoid getting ganged yourself. this chapter would end with big final mission during riots after big football game.
>next chapter would be becoming affiliated with local organized crime aka. car thiefs. after some time you would get some home invasions too.
>next you would meet russian/ukrainian drug and people traffickers. things would start spiralling down classic gta style.
>since the beginning of the game you would get some run ins with local law enformcment, again classic gta
>there would also be crazy mission in which you help CIA hunt down some people to lock them in "secret" torture prison
>in the end you and your hool/thief best buddy would rush russian/ukrainian gangsters headquarters and kill the big bad. police would reward you with cleaning your criminal record so you can leave pooland and go back to university in the west. (there is backstory how you went to poland with your family in the first place because you had some "first world problems" like you were too stressed in uni. but after the shit you went through in poland you realized you where just a whiny bitch and you had good live before.)
>Everyone carries guns despite being in California
I see more reason to carry one. Too many fucking weirdos in California. I leave mine at home because I'm in a very nice city.
>steal a car, then get your stolen car stolen by another nigger
>hookers have a 50% chance of having a dick
>soccer minigame: "Hey cousin, wanna play soccer?"
>bundas everywhere, sassy black women
Broken roads, crappy run down city, only trucks, hillbillies and rednecks everywhere, mostly forest so it'd run like ass on console because of all the trees, dirt trails, horses so you can live out your red dead feels again
It'd be a cool DLC though since seriously, you couldn't make a map big enough. Even Charleston WV isn't that big of a city and thats our fucking capital.
Play as the fisherman Svend-Åge Nielsen, struggling as the fishing industry dies down to be replaced by giant off-shore industries.
Engage in illegal street races on the docks, beat up drunken teenagers in the night, and go fish on your meager fishing boat.
Explore a vast city with a population of more than 70,000 inhabitants, and visit the dark ghettos controlled by the muslim gangs.
Preorder now for day 1 access to the lovely island of Fano!
>GTA ATHENS GREECE
>5 milion ppl city
>economy in ruins
>riots in the streets
>ultra leftist terrorist bombings
>neonazis 3rd party in the parliament
>shitloads of immigrants from both asia and the balcans
>anchient ruins everyware
>has both huge waterfront and its built in a basin surounded by mountains
the potential is limitless
it would be more awesome with fc3 insanity element
>instead of realizing that your first world is alright, you're getting more and more crazy/wild every day, you start to appreciate everything
>at some point your family is going back to their country and player stays because he found his calling
>you gain respect, people follows you, you fight big bad russian boss who knows definiton of cyka or something
>you finally live fullfilled, proper life in eastern europe wilderness, fighting and winning your every day
>SF Bay Area
Balad of Gay Toni, but with redneck gangsters, typical gangsters, homo gangsters, and a gang of extremist liberals trying to shill for Los Angeles to get our water because "those poor blacks and pussy actors need it".
Game is about you being a vague criminal, new from the east coast, joining up with one of the other gangs and helping them stop the ultra-lefties from ruining Northern California for their LA masters. NG+ is either joining the water nazi liberals and taking over NorCal for LA, or starting your own gang and fucking over all the others.
Online is the same as V.
No PC port ever.
Forget the National Aquarium, what we need a mission to be set in is our rad as shit Science Center.
>Mexicans and Blacks from phoenix steal your shit.
>They get away with it.
Remember the driving in San Andreas? That but now with Indians trying to fucking rob/murder you if you head too far North. There are now six wanted levels. You start with 1 ALWAYS if you are Mexican, you gain 1 upon entering Indian territory. If you do not stop when a police car hails you, immediately rise to 2 stars and begin attacking as normal for 1 star in other GTA games
Have to manage thirst when outside of a vehicle.
Really, it's just a boring GTA game because the ONLY crime you can do is cook and sell meth. 9/10 times this only occurs in your owned hood and nobody will sell property to you for anything under 600% market value. You can upgrade your pad with things like iron bars and decent stuff, but it doesn't matter what level of defenses you have, if you buy nice shit, it's getting stolen.
Welcome to GTA: Arizona, faggot. Go back to San Andreas, it fucking sucks here.
>small village every couple of kilometers
>couple of cars and tractors cruising around
>beautiful virgin girls
boring as fuck
Where the fuck do you see good looking women in Arizona, son? I grew up in California, ladies are actually good looking there. We've got fucking troglodytes in Arizona.
I ain't leavin' cause it's cheap as shit to live here, but I'm importing ass from California if I'm getting any ass at all.
>Committed sudoku years ago
>Am living and posting on /v/ from Gensokyo
Don't know what you're talking about. There are plenty of gangs, drugs, and corruption on both sides of the coin over here in PR. I think it would make a pretty cool GTA.
>some small towns
>like really small
>most people drive shitboxes
>might spot some 1 percenters passing through in Teslas and higher end Audis when the skiing season is on
>can easily find hunting rifles in NPCs homes
All the vehicles handle like shit because there is snow everywhere. Drunk natives always try and bum weed off of you. You only get to drive different kinds of trucks, and construction vehicles.
there isn't much of a metropolitan area here (at least, not as much as Portland), but there are a lot of homeless people and hipsters. Springfield may be more interesting though because that's where all the drugs and criminals live.
Perfect mix of countryside and city though, I'd say.
In the cold, sub-arctic, coastal harbor of St. Johns, Newfoundland, and surrounding towns. Nobody knows how to drive, so everybody just fucking drives on sidewalks and cutting traffic lights and shit. You're probably playing an old, poor, Fisherman on welfare, who likes to get shitfaced on George street (the las vegas of newfoundland)
>everybody talks like this
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