>Mr. Lister the Sister Fister has joined the game
>Havoc Joined Counter-Terrorist
>Gregor Joined Terrorist
>getting creamed in some cs:go server that I go on regularly
>two kids with ass for mics won't shut the fuck up
>both accumulate about 4 kills a game and die every round
>nobody else talking besides me and these kids
>"BruceeeeeLeeee has joined Counter-Terrorists"
>never says a word when he's on the server
>gets 5 fucking kills in 3 seconds while at B
>7-0 the first round he joined
>carries without breaking a sweat
>those dumb fucking munchkins still won't shut the fuck up
What was your most Gregor moment?
>playing Planetside 2
>defending an outpost alone, ~10 enemies arrive and start capturing it
>aircraft suddenly comes crashing from the sky, some guy jumps out just before it explodes
>"don't bother, there's too many"
>he just runs towards the capture point
>see 10 kill messages within 30 seconds in the corner of the screen
>guy just jumps off a cliff and flies off with his jetpack when he's done
>Gregor joins game
>constantly spouting memes
>worst player on team
>Steve has joined the server
>extremely skilled and friendly
>gets everyone focused on the objective
>tells funny stories while carrying the team from one victory to the next
>Gregor has left the game
More like pay to not grind. Which is the whole game. So pay to play less.
>Spawn on squad
>All four of us going for a point in the middle of a square with two buildings parallel to each other
>Hear bullets wizzing by our heads
>Dive into the square, each of us takes a side
>Gunning down everyone I see
>Realize that my squadmates are being picked off one by one
>I'm the only one left
>Covering all sides, see a sizable collection of red dots coming my way on the map
>Face them head on, picking off a few of them, but trying to stay alive to capture the point
>No chance, I just hit the deck and hope I can capture by the time they get in the zone
>About ready to kiss my ass goodbye when I hear a helicopter fly over my head
>My squad came back to save me
>The enemy is gunned down, and we take the point
>Pilot lands and I jump in
>Take off for wherever we are needed
Gregor isn't just a man sometimes, it's a team.
>tfw you are Gregor
I was in MW2 back in the day. I'd join S&D, Sabotage and Demolition servers and end the game in the first minute, just sprint, get the bomb, plant and kill everyone. I don't feel that good though, everyone just played it like it was TDM anyways.