Zero Suit Samus will revive the Metroid series and for the better. Hopefully the Power Suit will be done away with it. No one ever liked it; they want to see Samus in all of her beauty, her breasts and buttocks jiggling.
The Zero Suit should more than suffice for Samus to take on her missions. Considerations of practicality shouldn't matter because it's a VIDEO GAME. We play to kiss ass and ogle gorgeous fictional women.
Who else is excited?
That's it, the shittiest post this week was already done on a Tuesday.
If all it took to kill the series was a different outfit then it was a shit series to begin with. Also I think the zero suit was introduced in Zero Mission and it was pretty cool game.
Super Metroid is the only good Metroid game anyway, and sex appeal doesn't "ruin" a game. In fact, I hope they make a suit called the "negative one suit" and it's even skimpier than the zero suit, just to piss all of you fags off who get offended for whatever reason at seeing a hot girl. Really there's no difference between you idiots and feminists.
No no no, you don't understand It's impossible for Samus to be both a warrior and sexy, because sexy women are weak and vapid and only useful to jerk off to. Plus being sexy totally ruins her character because if she's sexy she can't be a warrior, and also all the people who like her being sexy aggravates people.
I think these guys are worse than feminists because I don't know why a straight male would bitch about sluttier Samus. It's just whiteknighting 101 to appear to be part of some community were they pretend they were into Metroid before anyone else and don't want to see the series ruin.
too much makeup ruining an otherwise nice drawing
lego doesnt draw asses that saggy though. they always have an unnatural roundess to them
not that thats bad or anything
Yeah, why couldn't Zero Mission have been as slow, limited, and filled with things like enemies moving through the doors and hitting you when you can't fight back as the original NES Metroid was?
Yeah yeah yeah... you're a fat guy who's never had sex but while on 4chan you're the one who won't shut up about others being virgins. You're like one of those little manlet shits that talk about how bad a technique a boxer has or some shit like that but can't fight for shit or even look remotely athletic. Also get off your chair, disinject the mountain dew life support system from your self, remove your oxygen mask, and pull a little cart to put your belly on when you stand up. Walk to a near mirror and look at yourself. Pay attention to your fat little 2nd chin and your googly eyes, then imagine how you look side ways to people. This is who you are and this is who is criticizing people on the internet about being virgins. Don't worry, i'm sure if you white knight a million times you'll get lucky with a fat girl who thinks she's a horse as part of her hobbies. You think you're so witty with your 4chan memes about cuckolding or whatever, but at the end of the day your mom looks at you when she cleans your room from piss bottles and sees that she brought this monstrosity into this world and it kills her. When she dies of cancer she'll feel disgusting, but also accepting that it's cosmic karma that she's going to die to cancer because she gave the world cancer. you're the stain in the underwear of life. look at your underwear. Notice the blood, black and brown stains? That's what you are to this world. You're the 4chan meme guy.
Wtf does any of this have to do with Metroid as a GAME? Whiteknights, SJW's, anti-whiteknights, counter SJW's; goddamit /v/, focus! You're all supposed gamers, so stop self-inserting your own faggot sexual-media agendas and start discussing important things.
>Zero Suit Samus will revive the Metroid series and for the better. Hopefully the Power Suit will be done away with it.
>her breasts and buttocks jiggling.
Alright this part sounds OK
There's no point for any game developer to not oversexualize there character. It's a guaranteed boost in sales 100% of the time. If you were actually a fan of the Metroid series, you would encourage ZSS to become even more busty in the next game. It would keep Nintendo interested in making more Metroid games once it sells well.
But, that's not the point. If you want porn and lewds, just look up porn. I don't play Metroid for hot women, I play for the game. I don't mind Samus being hot, but it's not why I play the game.
I'm not dissing the series. I'm saying the metroid series is fine and it's not going to be a change of attire that will kill it... unless it's a shitty game to begin with (which its not)
The gameplay can still be good and have giant tits on screen. This is the ideal scenario for the Metroid series.
You might not play for hot women, but it's undeniable that a lot of people do. A couple of games with busty ZSS and Nintendo will love Metroid again with how much revenue they bring in. Could you imagine how much it'd make when all of the Smash ZSS fans come over and buy it? Smash 4 ZSS was a step in the right direction for Metroid.
She's amazing fap material.
But honestly i'm probably more attracted because she can fight - love a woman who can defend herself.
But really the fandom is at a tipping point because they can't put the sexy, feminine ZSS and the more macho Samus in her power suit.
Metroid needs to have Little Mac in it so that Samus can have a boyfriend to do missions with.
Making Samus hotter than she already is will make Nintendo look desperate. It won't change anything for me and it'll make the Metroid series look like a shameless sex appeal game. Metroid is a game for kids aswell, so making her hotter will do nothing for them.
Really it's just going to appeal to virgins and teenagers.
I can't be bothered with OP's weak baitposts right now, I just want to wank.
right, and we need a F-Zero game featuring Captain Meme being Gene from God Hand
knew this thread is full of smash posters with hard ons on their cocks. got nothing else to do after playing their shitty sequel and arguing with Meleefags on /v/ and leddit.
>71 posts, 44 unique posters
YOU BLEW IT
IT WAS SO EASY BUT YOU BLEW IT
>Making Samus hotter than she already is will make Nintendo look desperate
She looks as sexy as she ever has in Smash 4 and they shoehorned in some high heels to boot and no one has mentioned Nintendo being desperate. If they tweak it a little more and add some jiggle effects, I highly doubt they will appear desperate.
>Metroid is a game for kids aswell, so making her hotter will do nothing for them
Again, Smash 4 ZSS is plenty sexy and that is definitely a children's game. It will still do something for them in terms of sales.
>Really it's just going to appeal to virgins and teenagers.
That's a good market to appeal. Old Metroid fans will definitely buy it too since they want to wash Other M out of their mouth. As long as it's even a remotely decent game, Nintendo will make a lot of money and the series can live on.
How can you not want to have that phat ass and those DSLs
if you don't think this is the hottest version of samus, then you should fuck off.
>>That's a good market to appeal.
It's not the market that cares for Metroid games because of their gameplay.
Old Metroidfags won't buy shit that's just Samus waggling around in the Zero Suit. That's not what Metroid is about.
The suit is fine and all but just unnecessary when it comes to actual gameplay.
Oh. My. God. This is fucking hot. Look at that ass. Look at those bends in her latex suit. Look at that spine bending. Look at those shiny boots. Look at those legs. Those thighs. Jesus christ I want her to crush me.
The problem is that the Zero Suit and normal Metroid gameplay just don't work together.
There's no reason for Metroid to play like Super or Prime if Samus is just in the Zero Suit and vice versa.
Team Ninja didn't create that beauty mark, it's canon from way, wayyyy the fuck back when, so you can stop being salty about it. Alternatively, just load it up in photoshop and remove it. It's probably single digit pixels worth of work.
I've found shadman pictures that I can fap to, I've never seen a legoman picture that I could fap to. Unless it's touched up by an actually good artist like pic related
Shop it out it aint hard.
What's with all the Samus and Lucina faggotry on this board? Holy fucking shit.
if you really want the smash kids to stay in their threads, just make another "Sm4sh/Melee is so shit" thread.
or just do a fucking Nintendo girl thread to keep all the actual idiots in.
I said the gameplay would have to be good obviously, or at least passable. Also, Other M didn't have jiggle effects nor was it very good looking. ZSS is at the peak of her popularity and the Smash 4 iteration is perfect to portray her with. Winning over the Smash demographic would be free revenue.
I don't think it would be difficult to make a game better than Other M for Nintendo though. All they have to do is make a decent Metroid game with a sexy ZSS in it. It's a purely cosmetic thing. The gameplay would still be the gameplay.
Imagine a good Metroid game with ZSS in it. Now imagine a mod that made ZSS sexy as fuck. The second scenario is what the actual game would be. Just that one aesthetic could bring in so much more money.
The player would have to be able to use her or I don't think the Smash demographic would be interested. Seeing her at the credits is the equivalent of looking up ZSS porn, except you have to play a whole game to see it.
No Smash fans = way less money
also, the color blue attracts the hugest autist here. (Krystal, Rosalina, Sonic, /v/, etc.)
every thread that get shat up by smashfags gets shit up by sjw complaining for 500 posts how samus is supposed to look
or you post the same talon iv webm and the same phendrana drift music over and over and over again
>Imagine a good Metroid game with ZSS in it
At the end of the game, when you complete it? Sure.
For the rest of the game it just doesn't make sense and isn't necessary. The Varia Suit has much more possibilities.
You're acting like people are playing ZSS in smash because she looks the way she does. A lot of kids play her just because she's an easy mode, generally good character.
There's no guarantee shoehorning ZSS into gameplay will get more sales and you might end up alienating fans like with Other M.
Made with no input from samus' creator, who has always had the beauty mark in his mind for her since at least the early '90s. Character creator's word is law.
Prime games also had no involvement from Samus' creator, AFAIK, and those were the only games where the beauty mark could've been shown with any fidelity. It's a small black dot, do you really expect to see it on the GBA screen? I mean, the nigga said Samus had a beauty mark in an interview about SUPER METROID.
get in line faggot, Mario spinoffs threads can't be good without Rosalina smashfags crying "anti-Rosalina" at Bowserbros and starting fights with the other princessfags.
same for F-Zero with Falcon Hand faggots
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>Appealing to Smash fans
Why? Smash Bros. fans are cancer. They've ruined almost every Nintendo series.
In the Metroid series, ZSS is completely defenseless and shit. It's actually useless, she didn't have a whip or rocket boots. They could do a thing where she loses her suit and is prepared.
But other than that. Your dream won't happen. Nintendo won't stoop that low.
Either there's a reason or he forgot. I can't say what he was thinking, but it's not like he came up with the idea while hanging out in a strip club with Itagaki and talking about Other M or some shit.
It makes sense from a sales perspective. I've only played Super and Prime but aren't there already games with the Zero Suit in it? Just use whatever reason they used in those games.
It's not even about playing her. Look at how /v/ obsesses over her with Smash 4 screenshot threads for example. This is definitely not something exclusive to /v/ and it seems like to me (although I have no proof) that ZSS is at the peak of her popularity.
>you might end up alienating fans like with Other M
Othe M was very bad (so I heard) so it alienated everyone. She looked good in it, but nowhere near as attractive as she is in Smash. Her appearance wasn't really a reason why the game was disliked as it had more to do with everything else. Making her as sexy as she is in Smash while appearing in a decent game won't alienate anyone.
>Nintendo won't stoop that low
She's sexy as hell in Smash 4 and they randomly through in some heels. All Nintendo would have to do is add in some jiggle effects (not like DoA level) and they'd be golden. I don't think they're above this since they're more than half way there.
>thinking pandering to Smash kiddies will work
they didn't buy F-Zero GX and Falcon Hand will sell like how W101
stop dreaming faggot
Smash isn't supposed to be realistic. Everyone says Zero Suit Samus shouldn't even be in smash because she's not as powerful as a suited samus, but I'm sure in the Pokémon world pikachu can't take multiple missiles to the face either
Smash is honestly the worst thing to happen to Nintendo.
It's fans shit up literally every single Nintendo series. And even partially unrelated ones, because "this character should totally be in Smash right guys!!!"
It's fucking unbearable.
>This interview appeared in the official Japanese strategy guide to Super Metroid published by Nintendo.
>Secret of Samus that only I know: I know where Samus's beauty mark is.
I'm not making it up, you know.
>implying blue isn't the most popular color
It's like how every other movie poster has that shitty Blue/Orange contrast nonsense to it. same general concept. it attracts a crowd and guarantees it will get SOMEONES attention.
That's such a weird comment to make, too.
It's like, okay, it's a funny pervy comment meaning it's like on her thigh or something like that but "only i know where it is ;)" it's on her face whoop
what was the point
don't listen to the Smashfags with their sales talk, Metroidbros
they didn't buy GX like they were supposed to do nor they care to support to anime adaptions and the games.
plus shit like Falcon Hand with sell like how Wonderful 101 flopped on the WiiU
they just want to see the series die for their Kid Icarus shit to thrive
Get fucked Sakamoto, you aren't Samus's creator and never have been.
They wouldn't lose their old audience if the game is even remotely decent. Their old audience is starving and would love anything that is better than Other M, which is very achievable.
If you made a regular Metroid game, you'd get as many sales as you would get. If you added the small aesthetic changes that she was given in Smash 4, you would win over everyone who enjoys how sexy she is in that game. This would lead to more sales than the first scenario.
>Go back to your basement.
Wouldn't I be making posts from my basement? Why would I leave it to post on 4chan?
>They wouldn't lose their old audience if the game is even remotely decent.
I think you might be either retarded or misunderstanding what I'm saying on purpose.
Read the chain of replies again. Carefully.
I want Falcon Hand just because I want another God Hand like game, and Mikami is a fucking liar who said he was going to make a spiritual successor but retired after making his first shitty game.
I'd be totally okay with a Falcon Hand game if it was just part of a greater F-Zero game
the thing is it's hard to add on to F-Zero GX, game was an almost perfect racer. Just make a game with shitloads of races with strange and fun stages and gimmicks and throw on Falcon Hand Bounty Hunting on the side, or something. Is that impossible?
You can't have sex with cartoons, anon. I know, it sucks, but you need to face facts.
That's a load of fucking crap. Sakamoto's a dumb faggot who has been going on about that mole since the beginning but since absolutely nobody listened to his retarded ravings, his word is meaningless.
R&D1 ignored him so he spouted off as much as he could in interviews, Retro actively ignored him when the concept art even had a specification for the mole, and the only reason it's there now is because Team Ninja didn't realize that they could ignore him.
If stupid shit Sakamoto says is canon, then Samus is also an emotionally retarded autist with a henshin Mahou Shoujo suit, Space Pirates are a hivemind creature controlled by Mother Brain which makes no fucking sense, and literally the only canon game in the entire series is Other M.
Team Ninja couldn't ignore Sakamoto, he had total control of Other M. They fought hard to have the controls not be limited to the Wiimote but Sakamoto overruled them and forced them to do it his way. He was dead-set on putting that mole on her face.
Size matters not. And if you're going to insist on trolling with this /fit/ idiocy then assume that Samus' tall genes are passed on.
ZSS being in the game does not automatically lose the older audience. As long as it plays well, I don't think people will care for her suit coming off for certain sections of the game.
It's a sad truth, Might as well capitalize off of it.
>As long as it plays well
The problem is that the old gameplay, environments and monsters are all tailored specifically to her fucking power suit and people don't give a shit about badly executed stealth section, they have no place in a game based on exploration.
You for some reason think that the game has to play exactly like an older iteration or the older audience will abandon it completely. The Metroid series has changed greatly since it started and many of the core fans have remained, even after Other M.
You're assuming I want Nintendo to shoehorn ZSS into Super Metroid. That's not what I'm saying in case you were unaware.
>You're assuming I want Nintendo to shoehorn ZSS into Super Metroid.
I'm assuming you want anything else but a Prime/Super sequel, which is NOT what Metroid needs right now.
No fucking experiments, just a proven formula executed well.
Metroid is this guys baby. He made it. It's his. And Nintendo and it's fans are shitting all over it.
It wasn't enough to rob him of his life, they now have to tarnish his legacy. He didn't deserve this.
>She's tall in Fusion
No she isn't. And that's not how retcons work.
You're free to dislike Other M and disregard it as canon all you want, but that's not how Nintendo is treating it.
a good 90% of this thread is mostly smash bros related
and some other anons convincing to Metroid fans to let Nintendo pander to the Smash toddlers who barely know shit about any Nintendo game.
>but that's not how *Sakamoto is treating it.
>mfw mods won't delete this because the thumbnail looks SFW
>concept art heels
right, and Other M Barn- i mean Ridley suddenly transforms into Meta Ridley by touching those never-before-seen capsules on the pyrosphere stage.
also Samus and Ridley teaming up with each other
>holy shit that body that butt
Oh right, I forgot Sakamoto worked on Smash, Animal Crossing, Fatal Frame, Dead or Alive, the AR cards, Dynasty Warriors, Monster Hunter, etc.
So you're just being willfully ignorant then?
I suppose that's slightly better than obsessing over it and getting mad when it happens.
You don't understand. Sakurai strives to be as accurate as possible to the source material. That's why Ridley isn't on the roster, because Sakurai felt that making any kind of alteration to him at all would destroy his character and make his fans sad. Ridley in Smash 4 is as close to canon as you can get.
Now, please enjoy Captain Ganondorf and Samus' shiny new heels.
>you will never get wasted with one of your favorite vidya characters
> tfw manly woman fetish
> don't hate the zero suit, I just like the power suit more because samus is sexier In the suit to me
> everyone cares about zero suit these days
That doesn't make sense though, not with the way the suit is designed.
See, this is what Im talking about: shit like that makes the height Sakamoto throws at his fucking strange.
This what you get when you don't love ya kids
If I get banned I don't really care, I've busted at least 10 nuts to this picture
>other m isn't so bad
>prime is shit!!1!
>im gonna marry (zero suit) samus! XD
>zero mission ruins the atmosphere of the original game
Could the Metroid fanbase BE any more shit?
I just don't know anymore, I gave up a long time ago, I'm just waiting for the next Retro Studios game, hoping that it is actually a Metroid.
>Not a high-cut armless halterneck leotard
Before Other M the biggest argument was usually just if Return of Samus was good or not.
This thread took a turn didn't it?
I only play PC shooters when possible. when I played Metroid Prime I had no problems with the controls. You don't need to finely aim at any point in the game, you have a lock on button.
ZSS is awful for everything.
If it's an end of game reward then generally Samus should be shown in her non-work clothing.
If it's ingame then it's generally cinematic bullshit that could be spent on good gameplay instead.
>your balls will never be crushed by Samus.
If there is a strange man in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?
If there are balls attached on a suspicious man, who you gonna call?
H-how dare you turn this character into a sexy strong character! They can't be both! Oh and they were shit in one game so that means franchise is ruined and that's how she'll be forever!
ALSO STOP IF FEMINISTS STOP TELLING GAME DESIGNERS TO NOT PUT IN SEXY WOMEN THEYRE ALLOWED YOU RETARDS
You guys are cancer and hypocrites.
Pretty sure Cirno would get busy all over you.
It's called consistency. If they turned Bayonetta into a conservatively dressed sexual snob the fans would have a right to complain. Samus was stoic and practical, a tall woman with strong features. Then ever since Tecmo (the dead or alive gooks) got a hold of her, she's become something of a sexual icon.