I've found a new, relaxing hobby. There's something poignant about slaying and then documenting these virtual women. Just look at their faces.
This was my first girl. I saw her in the backseat of a passing car. I was captivated, and immediately rammed her vehicle to the side of the street. I dispatched the drive and second passenger (perhaps her boyfriend and brother?) and entered the vehicle, hoping she would not escape before I took the car back to my garage. She would stay with me.
Unfortunately, she wasn't too keen with this idea and jumped out of the vehicle as soon as we exceeded about 40 miles per hour. I immediately exited the moving vehicle as well. There was no time to park. She had already gotten up and was running down the street. I had to hurry if I wanted to keep up with her.
In my haste, however, I forgot that I was wielding a large knife. Frightened onlookers watched as I chased my trophy down the boulevard, and somebody must have called the police. With sirens ringing in the distance, I knew the two of us would not be returning to my garage together.
I was desperate. I needed to find a way to preserve her memory, but it seemed obvious that asking for a picture with her now was quite out of the question. So, trailing mere feet behind her, I plunged the knife into her back. I saw how her body went limp, collapsing to the ground without so much as a whimper of pain. My blade must have stuck her vertebral column. At least it was quick.
With the police closing in and little time to lose, I took this picture, forever sealing her in memory. I then ducked into a nearby alleyway and made my escape.
I studied the photograph for quite some time. I saw her hand. A ring. It must not have been meant to be, after all.
But there was something about this picture that kept me staring. It was mesmerizing, to be sure, but even she eventually came to bore me. I had to find others.
I will post the accompanying stories to my favorite pictures.
This first few were found on the Santa Monica Pier. Sorry if I go slow, I'm on a shitty VPN because bad college internet.
This woman, who I've come to calling Sara, met me near the Venice Boardwalk. What she was doing there alone, at night, was unbeknownst to me. It was strange. She clearly knew why I was chasing her, but she didn't run as fast as the other girls. And just before I struck, she turned around and looked me directly in the eyes. It was as if she welcomed the knife at her neck. You can the killing blow in this photo.
This was the first woman I shot. Her name was Victoria. I followed her as she left her home in the Hills and went for a walk around the neighborhood. I made my move when nobody else was around.
You're trying too hard to force some copypasta and get shocked reactions out of people.
Now having said that I think you will get the reactions you want, but only through sheer force of will, not because what you wrote is funny, clever or actually disturbing.
Try being more focussed next time, and not just trying to mimic the subtle insanity of the Morrowind copypasta.
Well this is an amusing thread.
Going to screencap this and post it on tumblr for some real popcorn entertainment.
>See this thread
what in the mother of goddamn jesus fuck is this?
I'm only posting in this thread so I can be in the screencap
Put me next to some enlarged text or reaction images please
Here's a reaction image to compensate
I quite liked this woman at first, until she began screaming about the kids she had at home, or something. I couldn't quite understand her. I don't know why they insist on trying to speak while their own blood runs down the back of their throats. Completely unintelligible.
I don't know a psychopath posting his crimes on /v/?
Fuck if I know, am I on the news yet?
I know it's you, Anita. You're going to screencap this and blame men for it, arent you?
Trolling? SJW falseflagging? Actual psychopath? YOU DECIDE
>Long-term bf just broke up with me
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute guy is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at him and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see him sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>he was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at his pecs as he’s talking
>start to get wet
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see him breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide his hand to my zipper
>he unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask him to marry me
>mfw he said no
This was Angie. I followed her as she left the hospital. Was she visiting someone?
I shot her in the parking deck.
>mfw an SJW wrote this so they can screencap how /V/ is a Cathedral of Misogyny
I understand what you mean OP.
I get a kick out of killing women in vidya games and beating them. Don't tell my girlfriend.
Also, one night i went out drinking with everyone from my part time job. Point being, after we were on a way to an after party i 'slapped' this fat girl and said "Let me show you how to be a man". Naturally i was hatred for a while, but even though i apologise and said i was drunk, i actually felt like it was due justice.
Imagine the sheer amount of money we could make simply by cashing in on the ensuing madness from the SJWs.
Pic completely related.
>GTA's boring ass 'red stain' deaths
>not Postal 2's glorious attention to gory details
>people replying seriously to a pasta thread that has 3 words changed so you don't find it in archive
I really like killing black people in GTA 5 just because.
I swear to god they're more violent than whites in-game, Someone should test this or something.
If you run into a crowd of them they'll all start fighting you.
Emily, oh, Emily. She was my most passionate lover yet, if you could call them that. She fought, resisted. Hard. I had to get violent, which I normally don't like to do. It ruins their complexions. But something about this look suited her.
Nah, not a creepypasta. It was the one with some guy detailing how he killed and NPC and then lived his life. Inhabiting his home and claiming his family etc.
It was at least creative.
OP is a faggot just posting ragdolls.
They are more violent in the gang neighbourhoods.
The ones wearing suits or at the beach or whatnot are not more violent, but the ones in Vinewood and nearby (slums area mostly) are gang members, which are more violent.
Just for the record, I posted this on /b/ and /x/ and earlier. It got a good response from a few people, so I figured I would post here as well.
This was Nadia. I believe she was a friend of Emily's who began snooping around after Emily's incident. I guess she thought she was some sort of investigator. You know how those tumblr types are. Needless to say, she didn't put up nearly as much of a fight as Emily. But she was still enjoyable, and as you can tell, I got a little violent anyway. That look must have been growing on me by this point.
This is great.
The guy licked the razors and gave him aids.
>I posted this on /x/ earlier
Why? Do the ragdolls come to life and and then start bleeding out of your TV while whispering your dead cat's name?
That's what you get for buying a floppy disk copy of GTAV from a panicked man at flea sale for $1.
I guess I took a lot of pictures of Nadia, for some reason.
Damn OP you're terrifying! I wouldn't want to mess with your lardy ass.
>my hobby is slaying and then documenting these virtual women from shitty console. And pretend its the form of art
I missed Emily quite a bit by this point. No other girl had even come close to satisfying me in the way she had. I began to search for other girls with a similar appearance. I don't recall this one's name, but she screamed for someone named Andy when I cut through the bone.
Being shocked by this is the young persons equivalent of being shocked by Britney kissing Madonna at the MTV awards.
A hollow piece of bullshit designed to get attention. Nothing more, nothing less.
It's normal, Bro. Don't worry about it.
What in the literal fuck's going on in this thread?
Eventually, I accepted that this woman wasn't Emily, no matter how much I wished it to be true. I got angry.
>OP and friends try to manufacture the next epic may-may, with overreactions and all
>No other girl had even come close to satisfying me in the way she had.
Earth to Sir Neckbeard Edgelord: she never "satisfied" you. No girl ever will. Your parents provide for you, and allow you to engage in your edgelord fantasies. You have no power or freewill in the real, physical world.
I didn't touch my camera for a while after the Emily look-a-like. It was too depressing. What was the point, after all, if nobody else could even come close? I didn't know what to do.
And then I saw her.
Louisa Rae Ambrogino, so said her driver's license.
She was fierce, and was the first woman to actually cut me back. With my own knife! Not even Emily had managed that.
Alas, he efforts were in vain, however much appreciated they were. That old rush had come back to me, and I felt renewed. I realized that there would always be someone better, no matter how bleak things may seem. I greatly anticipate meeting the woman who will top Louisa.
OH MY GOD SUCH SICK TWISTED CRAZY SHIT I'M SEEING HERE. WHAT THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY GOING ON? YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE IN GTA? WHOOOOOOOOOOOA.
Seriously though OP, when you make a screencap of this thread with a bunch of reactions at least include some dissenting opinions in the image.
Now you've upset him. Shouldn't have done that.
>in which we learn that the source of all these senseless murders was, in fact, nigger genes
>Skeleton thinking he has a right to an opinion
this is common knowledge
what a waste of time
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS FUCKING RAGE COMING FROM? FUCK!
M. Night Shyamalan should direct the movie
I like your taste OP, I like to kill bums and hookers or any degenerate i run across late at night in GTA IV.
I use a trainer mod so I can pretend I'm talking to the bum to give him a ride and some food only to take him under the bridge and stab him multiple times under the bridge.
Can't wait for V on PC with glorious mods
Im with this guy, although i have no fitting reaction image
OP here. I'm considering making more of these with a more cohesive narrative since at least a few people enjoyed this. Might do some kind of blog, or something.
>OP started to take pictures of the corpses
> they become hyperrealistic
>the pictures become more and more gruesome
Sounds familiar, no?
Funny you should mention that...
>Why people assume this is a ploy to create some kind of pasta and become the next internet memeking is beyond me
OP here. I'm considering making more of these with a more cohesive narrative since at least a few people enjoyed this. Might do some kind of blog
How can people drink that shit? maybe they arent people to begin with.
HEY SJWS! OP IS ONLY 14
VIOLENT AND GRAPHIC VIDEO GAMES MUST GO AWAY OR HAVE THEM TONED DOWN. THERE SHOULD BE NO BLOOD AND NO GORE AND WHENEVER ANYONE DIES
GAMES ARE TURNING KIDS INTO SEXIST MURDERERS. WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS
Why is his voice so annoying? It's like he is a teenager and his voice is about to break, but it barely doesn't.
He should get someone else to say his talking points.
Playing Psychopath in GTA is fun
I love taking hookers for joyrides and then stabbing their filthy bodies
Sometimes I just pick a target, like fat women or men in suits and I slaughter each one I see
I do it cuz I'm edgy and it adds to the thrill of the hunt. Killing indiscriminately gets a bit dull sometimes