>A designer for Microsoft's HoloLens augmented reality headset was the victim in a fatal car accident in Redmond, Washington.
>30-year-old Mike Ey was reportedly rear-ended on the highway by a car traveling at over 100 miles per hour. Robert Malsch, the driver of the speeding car, attempted to run from the scene but was later tracked down with dogs and apprehended by Redmond Police.
Someone is trying to stop progress into the waifuage
they know what we want, and it is seen as a problem for them somehow
Oy vey! The waifuage will never happen, stupid goyim! Now get back on facebook to find some whore to pump so we can get more tax shekels!
This is kinda spooky now, 3 people innovating in VR killed off. Where's the tinfoil hats when you need em?
>We have a vision that VR will be the future of gaming
Too bad those visions didn't include cars
>Thankfully no one was injured as Gabe was attending a conference on that floor and his enormous girth blocked the sedan. Gabe was found dead at the scene and an autopsy revealed that Gabe had been consuming all of the copies of Half Life 3 since it's apparent release of 2011
maybe after designing some sort of virtual device they accidentally discovered something to do with virtual reality that would change the world as we know it and as a result they were killed before showing their findings. I mean they were all traveling by car somewhere, we should find out where they were going.
aw shit I remember reading about that. what the fuck is happening?
>Gabe had been consuming all of the copies of Half Life 3 since it's apparent release of 2011
>mfw imagining Gabe personally financing all of the lost sales from not selling HL3.
>mfw imagining himwaddling into into a board of directors meeting, lying to their faces about how good sales are, all the while stuffing his face with yet more copies of the game.
SONY SENT THE YAKUZA TO KILL HIM!! Sore losers.. are mad their toy glasses is garbage in comparison.
It's time for revenge, Microsoft! Hire some Black Water agents to deal with those faggots!
It's the feminists. They did it. They know what the VR age will bring. The glorious waifu and husbando era. They don't want to lose the little attention they get, they want to kill off VR.
Fight anon, fight for your future! Send Anita an angry tweet that she is responsible for his death, the death of the Oculus guy and the Virtual Boy guy (he had it coming).
you know what happened to them, are you sure that's a good idea?
lead designer on company of heroes also got killed by a reckless driver.
>The Chevy Blazer, carrying four occupants, crossed over the center line when the driver tried to remove her sweater--the other front seat passenger took control of the wheel.
>The driver is currently in custody awaiting formal charges of three counts of vehicular homicide and one count of vehicular assault. Both the driver and passenger are under investigation related to drug use.
You think the electronic old jews would want VR to happen, plenty of ways to monetize VR culture and it's another avenue for them to subvert and dismantle white/western culture under the guise of entertainment.
There's shekels to be made, why throw that away?
Well you could say that for him it wasn't a hologram
It would explain why Steam is just a digital distribution platform now and that Valve doesn't make games.
>sony loses all its market share through a series of crippling hacks perpetrated by "North Korea"
>valve has remained incredibly secret and has hidden away from the world
look mark my words these "accidents" are far from over, these sick bastards will continue to rear end VR techs on highways until we revert back to the cartridge age
>In related news, a Sony employee and father-of-three has reportedly fled the country under suspicious circumstances. Redmond Police have appealed for any witnesses.
BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED IN THE NAME OF VR
>highways until we revert back to the cartridge age
It's not like it looks like. Please understand.
none of this ads up, lets go over the facts /v/
>Mike Ey was driving his car in America on a highway
> he gets rear ended by a man named Robert Malsch traveling 100 miles per hour
So eye witness accounts say this about the crash
>"I saw his car just blast past me," said Scott. "He missed me by about four inches. Several seconds later, I just see him a smoldering wreck in the road."
so in those several seconds the car of mike is hit from behind by Robert, who not only survives but is in good enough condition to require the police to track him down with dogs.
now I have a few questions, where was Mikes airbag? Why do none of the news articles describe how he died? Did Mike die on impact or is there something more sinister afoot?
You're asking too many questions goy. I'm not sure it's good for your health if you know what I mean.
That should've been a Carlos image anon