ITT also porn when?
She is very obviously female.
I, for one, applaud the diversity of female body types.
The males were all radically different and the females were the same boring body-archetype with different clothes.
I want short girls, tall girls, big girls etc. They don't have to make them ugly to make variety.
A bit worried about the black hole weapon she has though as Valve had a rule against restricting other players movement too much for a reason.
Daily reminder that you can blame the Q&A at blizzcon for this shit!
/v/ wasn't triggered like this by the female barbarian, what happened?
OK now it all makes sense.
>I, for one, applaud the diversity of female body types.
That is why you're a beta faggot cuck. Different female phenotypes in games will encourage women to continue to exist. Those woman things are terrifying.
>"le wacky colored" hair
>Looks like a man
Blizzard sure knows their SJW audience.
I'm sincerely bothered by the manface, Can't fap to this.
Muh dick! blizz pls!
Because she has long hair, big tits, most of her body is exposed, and she doesn't look like an awkward lesbian dyke with a hair color and style trying way too hard to attract attention
Still weird they went with a Russian accent. I'm more concerned about parts of Tits McGee or whatever the cowboy's name is.
Blame for what?
Also what is this entitled molusk in the image trying to convey? That characters designed as personalities should be reduced to oblivions character creator?
It has no development sense at all.
The robot's cool.
>still thinks sjw is just a boogeyman
>male gender robots
One step forward, two steps back. Bravo Blizzard!
If you walk around downtown Moscow they all look like super models, but if you walk around other parts it is a very mixed bag. I've only heard the same for the rest of Russia except small town girls, and you don't want to know what they're going to look like later.
you might need to get your test levels checked if you can't handle built woman
Jokes on you muscle girl haters, youve been tricked out of a muscly vagina.
more for me.
>the roster already has plenty of women.
>NO, I DON'T WANT THAT I WANT MORE PRONOUN SLIDERS OR FUCK OFF.
Once they hit 30 they turn into hags but that's only because life is suffering. Pampered Slav cuties that grow up in the West remain cuties for life.
>mfw I meet a girl with that exact physique
>her radian pink hair is a warning beacon
And one of the other characters if a fucking gorilla.
Are you seriously implying that tracer has a realistic body type too?
Theres literraly nothing wrong with a woman stronger than you normie faggots.
im being completely serious.
Wasn't Anthony Cuck praising the DIVERSITY of this game despite the sniper and tracer being sexualized as fuck?
I want to relive the emotions I had when I started TF2.
Why is this transgenderness allowed?
Please tell me you can change the hair colour to something less cancerous
So she is the Heavy Weapons guy almost verbatim sans a real minigun and instead has a scifi one.
At least we can confirm blizzards writing team is working on another project.
That's what the cash shop if for anon, have no fear!
There better be a lot of porn of this and it better be soon
Blizzard is actively going after the TF2 audience, inviting several popular members of the TF2 community to come play Overwatch at a press conference a while back. I don't think they're afraid of people drawing parallels.
>At least we can confirm blizzards writing team is working on another project.
Anon, you're so gullible you're adorable.
But it's just so creatively bankrupt. They could have easily just had her come from Khazakstan, Canadia or even Sweden?
It wouldn't cost them a damn thing to make that decision early and it would at least be new ground.
Already have a swede. You're not wrong though.
What bothers me about overwatch is that they seem to not actually be LEARNING from tf2, they're just mashing it together with moba principles. They're including lots of the things that made tf2 good but also some of the shit that holds it back.
What's with the excessive backstories? Characters should have interesting personalities, not interesting motives. It's why the TF2 mercs were so great, they're all just in it for money, and they're all assholes.
>out of all the previously announced characters they instead go with a pandering Dyke to give into the less than 5% that give a shit about their game.
Never understand why they dont' just screen these fucking crazy people that think that pandering is ok as long as it panders to their needs. Its a videogame, get the fuck over it.
Look man, depending on the artist and how well its done, the haircut is the least of my worries
I'm in it for fat, not hair
Though it is atrocious, its not boner killing (at least not for me anyway)
>comes from russia
>had to go home to protect her family
>Is now a mercenary, but still thinks of her family
She is pretty much heavy to a T, she is apparently a college girl just like the heavy. The only thing she is missing is a degree in russian literature and a pair of balls. Everything else fits the current tf2 artstyle just fine.
>So all those questions about different female body types at Blizzcon created her, huh?
I doubt it, they most likely have a bag of character designs premade half a year ago and just releasing them to get hype. Some design elements can be changed, but expecting that they only had the medium body size planned for all females would be stupid.
>adjust a WIP character who hasn't been revealed yet to fit a request
>Rebalance and redesign all of the game mechanics
>just as easy
You're a fucking mongoloid. They have folders full of characters they didn't greenlight and they just went back and found one and had the artists finalize her.
>current tf2 artstyle
That isn't saying much these days.
This strike your fancy?
I think this is the first 2 dimensional character I've had a crush on since I was in elementary school She'll never be real
Nice. I loved haircuts like that. Too bad negative asociations are being drawn with it due to mentally i'll cunts not being actual people enough so they have to compensate externally.
You're still left with Dr. Seuss hats; candy canes; weapons covered in Christmas decorations; garish glowing hats; neon pink and green painted everything; mercs running around with stuffed animals tacked onto their bodies; energy drink shotguns etc.
Yeah I agree, I haven't seen that haircut done well IRL though, if at all
When you constantly bitch and moan about a group that has nowhere near as much power as you think, yeah, you look like you're scared of a fucking boogeyman.
Case in point: Gone Home took several months to sell 250,000 copies. Shit like Destiny and The Order easily exceed that number in a fraction of the time. Pandering to hipsters and Tumblr might seem popular, but anyone with eyes can see not where the money is.
And before you mention Kotaku and Polygon, I'd like to point out they're Kotaku and Polygon. One was a laughing stock for years, the other is C list at best. Look them up on alexa.com and compare them to IGN. They both trail behind IGN signifigantly and the only reason either one got a traffic boost is because GamerGaters refuse to quit whining about them.
Female with strong built and does not look like a tranny
>muh sjw fashion
>That is why you're a beta faggot cuck.
> Those woman things are terrifying.
>afraid of women
>calls others beta
I really wish he'd fucking stick to one project though and not just waffle around with fifty different concepts at once
>flat chested sorceress
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING NIGGER
Am I the only one who thinks BAMF on a belt is fucking cringe-inducing corny shit?
A yeah and a half a go and no one would mention the hair as something negative. Short punkish hair has been hijacked, by vapid ugly cows who are too lazy to change their bodies or be interesting as an acutal individual, so they do the laziest most attention grabbing external makeover possible.
I'm calling it now, when people start asking if she's straight or not they're going to say she's bi/lesbian/whatever special snowcone flavor of the month. all in the hopes to boost sales.
>This design triggers me, change it!
Where were you when /v/ became the SJWs?
It's weird knowing the Dapper Topper started life as an uncle sam hat and Valve was concerned with color choices. You should include the weeb stuff in that list too.
I'm desperately attracted to his character Anne-Iver
I seriously need help
>I SAW PINK HAIR I'M TRIGGERED MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>you aren't allowed to dislike anything ever because you might disagree with some faggot's sociopolitical views somewhere in the world by proxy
i want neo-neo-/v/ to go and stay go
/v/ hypocrisy 101:
>WOW WHAT A WAIFU JINX THREAD EVERYONE I'M MASTURBATING SHE'S JUST LIKE MY ANIME AAAIEEEEEHAHHAAOUUU
>WOW WTF PINK HAIR IS BLIZZARD FULL OF TRANNIES NOW?? THE SJWS HAVE WON RIP OVERWATCH HUUUUUUUURRRRRR
Why would you want a punk girl of any kind? That vile waxed, purple hair makes me cringe just looking at hit. Should have given her some womanly bangs. Something majestic and feminine. Not that fucking teenage girl tier shit.
>implying the redditors that left was the embodiment of /v/
>I samefag and post the same shit in every overwatch thread because the joy of shitposting is the only thing keeping me from ending my pitiful, wretched life
E B I N
>I cry in every Overwatch thread about the color of a character's hair
Why didnt they have a Finnish sniper in the game? Always fucking Russian cunts
Muscle girls are god tier but shit nigga that just looks like a man.
It's funny how tumblr has bastardized this word. It went from being about war veterans with PTSD, then about women who got raped, then about any woman hearing about rape even if it never happened to them, then anything that offends women, then anything that offends anyone, then anything that anyone doesn't like.
>amerifats eat artificial food and have artificial hair colours and are fine with it
I'll be waiting with my dick in my hand. Dont dissapoint it anon
>dude drawing muscle chick
>forgets to draw the brachialis muscle
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
SEE IT? BETWEEN THE BICEPS AND THE TRICEPS?
RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
Aw yis nigga Valmet is best
western cant make cute muscle girls for shit
perhaps some massey is more to your palette
For every 1 SJW post, there are roughly 10000 posts bitching about SJW posts. I literally wouldn't even know what SJWs were if it wasn't for 4chan freaking out over them 24/7.
while the pink hair doesn't trigger me at all I have to admit blonde zarya is a lot tastier
>Oh boy 2 new characters! lets go to play and talk about the game!
>muh hair, muh sjw, muh pandering, muh feminists
>Every single thread since the announcement has been this
Whatever happened to ''who cares? just talk about video games''?
>people who stayed are neo-/v/
>people who left are reddit
Face it, /v/'s always been shit
This isn't even a bad thing
I want TF3, and it's fine if Blizzard makes it before valve
It's not TF2. The skill cap isn't movement based, it is based on the effectiveness of special abilities. It is an FPS Smite.
>Liking muscular women is now gay
You're thinking of Samantha Wright, that's Shay Massey. Massey's husband is a short white dude.
Still doesn't beat Sakura Oogami, who's a legit woman, I should add
>HE THINKS THIS WON'T HAVE A TOXIC COMMUNITY
I can't believe that someone else made a Big ass motherfuckers reference
If you're gonna quote STER at least use quotation marks or something.
>Implying you have to be tank girl to lift heavy weapons and use them
Shes literally the personification of an IS-2
Yet the thread is full of fetish pictures from anons that are loving these threads, half these threads are just stealth, muscle girl threads, sure anon, people are so against these things existing.
>he doesn't like women with big chins
ahahah faggot. bet you don't even like bitches with strong noses you blithering homo
>Is not a team based focus game.
Uh, yeah it is.
>stronger than most males
>huge ass gun
>"her hair color makes her dangerous"
>Implying there's anything hotter than a woman that can kick your ass
>we want the TF2 audience
>we want the Esports audience
>we want the inflation audience
>look! Playable empowered womyn!
>dreamworks face characters
Is Overwatch shaping up to be the most cancerous game of all time?
There is one thing that is:
breaking a woman that can kick your ass.
I found out why /v/ is mad at the design.
Ghazi likes it.
I know a girl that changed her hair color to Purple at one side and Bright blue on the other, does that mean she will kill me even though shes two heads smaller than me and looks cute?
You know they're going to have alt skins and probably alt color palettes, just like Heroes of the Storm. Beta isn't coming for at least four to six months so there's plenty of time for them to make an awesome blonde skin. They did it with the barb in HotS, after all, and they didn't even need to.
Sonya master skin should have been Raekor's ;_;
Even pro fighter women are outfought by an average-built man.
I've actually met a former female boxing world champion in a certain weight division. She said exactly that. Believe me or not, but any fighting woman will tell you the same thing.
>being so wimpy and beta that any woman could kick your ass to begin with
She has very pretty eyes and eyebrows I gotta say, that makes up for the tattoo in my mind.
Besides I don't mind a stronger woman, it'd be fun to train with her so she could teach me to build mass and when I get strong enough we'd wrestle just for fun but the sexual charged nature of it would bring out her inner submissiveness and I'd mount her and fuck her like the beautiful woman she is. We'd spend the rest of the evening on the couch give each other massages to work out the kinks in our muscles, preparing to break the bed again with round 2.
Who are Ghazi? It sounds like Nazi.
>Something they didn't have before.
Yes they did, it was lazy but more than acceptable.
Mercy had her wings and staff
Widow her excessive ponytail
Tracer her odd gauntlets
Pharah is a Metroid rip
Symmetra is the only one with a weak silhouette, but she has her headband wings and dress trails.
I wanted to make a steam group called BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKERS but the name was already taken
>Dragon's Crown Amazon
>not an animu doll
If it even happened, it will have the cosmetics, it will have the weapons, it will have the unbalance. If you're leaving TF2 for these reasons, I can't help for feel sorry for you. A new entry in the Team Fortress franchise might happen in your lifetime, but not anytime soon.
Youre a standart reddit package aint you? Complete with reddit links, memetic images and 'u mad' culture. Can you show me your steam profile? I bet thats an eye cancer heaven aswell. Que in the next response.
>slowed her heart
for literally what purpose
>everyone only wants to talk about Russian Bitch instead of the 6 Shootin' Cowboy
what the fuck /v/
The only thing morphed in that one is her arms though
>we made another type of female character
uh, ok i think....
>and we make she Russian
So, fighting stereotypes about gender with stereotypes about countries?
Top lel america, you did it again.
>extra 50 health
I still don't understand how that got through playtesting. Then again, I don't understand how they let the game go live with the Pyro being so shitty in the first place.
>the heart is connected to human emotion
>slowing it down turns your skin a perfectly even shade of blue and doesn't at all impair your motor functions
Someone was paid to write this.
pauline is GOAT as fuck tho. if you haven't seen any of her videos you should, she's like the penultimate fembro, slays the broscience, talks shit to bitches who complain about themselves and don't lift, etc.
It's the only way short of drawing them that fulfills the muscular woman ideal, yo.
>she is likely emotionally or mentally unstable. Or both.
Wait, does that mean when she is in hard times, or even breaking up with her bf, does that mean Im going to suffer too?
It might. She could be an exception though.
Don't worry about it too much, Anon. Most crazy bitches are obviously crazy so if you haven't seen any signs aside from weird hair you should be fine.
I shall crush your puny little skull between my thighs!
This you fucking retard. There is no fucking reason for her heart to have been slowed down other than they wanted to include a blue girl in the roster. And it's a shitty excuse because cyanosis doesn't fucking work like that. I realize i'm getting mad over fictional video game characters but this is 5th grade tier writing.
DOES ANYONE HAVE PICS OF WIDOWS SHRUNKEN ASS
THIS IS IMPORTANT
Imagine the rage when an SJW watches the wrong show.
Best muscle girl.
>she will never drag you around by the hair until you are balling and submit
>she will never then toss you onto the table on your back and pull your head over the edge
>she will never then
ping your nose shut and slap the shit out of you until your mouth opens and then fuck your throat, not letting your breath, until she fills your throat with her hot warmy seed regardless of if the ordeal kills your or not
Why even live.
She was the best party member, but the worst character.
It doesn't mean shit. Women dye their hair loud colors because they like the way it looks. Not because of /v/'s misapplication of natural phenomena to manmade circumstances.
>taking advice of any kind from /v/irgins regarding any topic
toppest of keks my man. toppest.
Look at this closet-heterosexual.
This is a muscle girl. That is a man. Don't group muscle girls with that homo bait.