>Buy a game with your dick
>It's actually good
What's her name?
>>Buy a game with your dick
Well that sounds like a neat trick.
Senran kagura..... I fell in love with this series
>You will never use your ham stink to drench some girls in monster drool
I liked them, anyways.
Accidentally bought the limited version. Totally worth it.
I was going to say Tomb Raider Underworld, but I actually never got past the first level for....reasons.
So I don't really know if it's good. And I'm 100% sure I'll never find out
TERA was actually pretty enjoyable for a while.
I'm guessing this series would be a bit more popular in the west if it weren't for these designs
Gravity Rush reminds me a lot of Spider-man 2 except with a more creative setting.
It even has a protagonist who the city is constantly dumping on despite their risking of life and limb to help.
>suck at fighting games
>pick this up because of valentine's cleavage
>understand fighting games through skullgirls and branch out
I looked into the Sly Cooper series after seeing pictures of Carmelita Fox. It looked fun so I gave it a try, and it fast became one of my favorite 3D platformer series.
inb4 yiff in hell
OP said GOOD.
I've lost track of how many fighting games I ended up playing just because the characters gave me a boner. It all started with Dead or Alive 2, and the latest instance was the Blazblue games.
I regret nothing
Fighting games in a nutshell. Come for the girls, stay because the games are usually enjoyable.
>Buy a dick with your game
>mfw when i read it wrong
Also pic related.
Though I bought it more for the Limited Edition like a year ago.
Still using that awesome pouch and case.
But the love for fighting machines comes not only from the dick. It comes from the heart and mind of a true man.
I love the 2D concept art for her, and her 2D cutscene model. I just wish that they had actually bothered translating it into 3D. Her 3D model looks nothing like her 2D one, and it looks downright ugly. I don't know what they were thinking with the overly detailed lips and flat muzzle.
>Like everything about SG including music and characters
>Am shitty at fighters, particularly 2D fighters
I really liked this game
It's $3 on the Humble Store right now. I paid $10 for it during the last steam sale and it was worth every penny. I compare it quite favorably to Muramasa, even though the gameplay is a lot simpler.
And fun fact: it was made by one of the guys who worked on Jazz Jackrabbit.
>jorge: wants to be hardcore but his mom wont let him
You are my niggas
>mfw getting the 'worse than 16 hitlers' ending on hard
It was everything I could have ever wanted
This was the first time my dick cried. But they were not tears of disgust or flacidity, they were feels.
My dick learned to feel that day.
Why do you fags keep using that word unironically?
It's a bit repetitive, but Shinovi Versus is quite fun.
>tfw lost my copy right as it was removed from the PS+ selection
I wish I could find it loose for less than $10.
I might just buy a brand new copy at this point because the case for my lost copy is destroyed.
>read an article in a Nintendo Power about pic related forever ago
>damn wish I could see those sprites in action
>years later see it at my local locally owned small games store
>go in expecting some good wristy material
>find SUPER COMBO JUGGLING HOLY SHIT THEM HIPS MECHA ACTION
it was a good buy
I don't think you understand what 'pics or gtfo' means
It means if you don't produce a 'sup /v/' style image of her sucking you off while you play the game you are assumed to be full of shit
Etrian Odyssey, my man. I really love them. The music is great, the gameplay is fun. Good stuff.
>tfw played AC4, liked it but felt it lacked something given that it was From's first next-gen game
>hear AC4A is marginally better
>for some reason, interest starts to dwindle
>friend forcing me to play it
What makes AC4A better than AC4?
Is it faster?
Did they improve on the general mechanics?
More mech parts?
Story that's actually intriguing?
Nothing's wrong with you
It'd be weird if that didn't get you hard
>BlazBlue (at least the first one)
>Resident Evil Revelations
>Final Fantasy XIV
I could think of more. My dick is very good at calling good games, so I learned to follow it.
>Purchased with dick
>Them's some great witch animations...
>HOLY FUCK WHY IS THE DWARF SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY?!?
The fucking things i would do to honkers with my dick
Except for Xtreme. You buy those games for your dick only. They're OK for what they are, but as games they're really kind of shitty. Once you've unlocked a few costumes and fapped a few times there's not much to hold your attention.
It's a shame, because arcade style volleyball games can be really fun. If you took the gameplay of Beach Spikers and combined it with the graphics and characters of DOA Xtreme, you'd have a great game.
If you are going to play either though, go with Beach Spikers. Graphically it's got nothing on DOAXBV, and the girls look like plastic because there's no jiggle physics, but it's actually a solid arcade-style volleyball game. Basically a Volleyball version of Virtua Tennis, which is what DOAXBV should have been.
How do I explain people I want DoA for the gameplay?
You can have 3k hours on TF2 2k on Gmod and 900 on cs:go but if someone has a weeb game he gets bullied to death.
>Simple gameplay with more emphasis on said controls than convoluted bullshit or needlessly hard sicknasty mandatory trick jumps
>Meaningful backtracking and exploration
>Filler bosses breaking the fourth wall
Sound like something you might like? It's NOT a hard game, but it is a fun one.
Feel the Magic. It actually turned out to be one of the better games to utilize the DS' touch screen and I had a lot of fun with it. I never could beat hell mode though, which was upsetting because I really wanted to unlock nude mode.
Stop giving a shit if people believe you like it for the gameplay or not. Or just admit it's a half and half situation because thinking with your dick for such things is not unreasonable. Problem solved!
I dont know. I think if it didnt have the cute girl art it wouldn't have caught on. The Dark Spire was a really good first person dungeon crawler with a cool D&D style but it didn't catch on.
I felt exactly the same way you did but my love for mecha eventually got me to give it a chance
And to answer your questions,
>Is it faster?
Oh hell yeah it is
>Did they improve on the general mechanics?
The mechanics are noticeably improved but not exactly anything groundbreaking
>More mech parts?
A metric fuckton more
>Story that's actually intriguing?
I'd say so, or at the least it gets really good the second time around
I'd tell you it's better than Jesus but I'm just another asshole on the internet
Give it a chance though, you won't regret it
i enjoy the hell out of it.
it's probably not going to end well though after beowolf.
Bought this game because of the developer and the character designs. Game is fun as fuck. My brother walks in on my playing it. "Is this a porn game?" "N-no" He picks dwarf. It's Double Dragon arcade co-op all over again.
Yes. Even the original on GBC holds up incredibly well. Imagine a Metroidvania with a Zelda-style division between "overworld" and "dungeon."
Turned out to be my favorite game of last gen
>mfw fighting the Griffin at the tower at night
bloodlust shadow something
Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier
>end up playing only with Big Band because all the characters are trash and boring
>since my nigga Panzerfaust will never be added in the game i dropped the game completely and went back to GG#Reload and KoF98
that's the last time i'm ever buying a game with my dick.
Fear Effect 2.
Not as good as Resident Evil, but had tits and happened to be a decent survival horror game, so I was happy.
I bet her tits taste like cinnamon buns.
I bought shantae with my dick AND because Jake Kaufman is a fucking god. Everyone Shantae OST has been amazing.
>tfw browsing my Tao folder to post something
>like 98% of it is NSFW
>had to search one by one to find a picture that wouldn't get me banned
Well shit. I should stop.
>the silliest, cutest, faceless and most innocent is also the sexiest character
I get the feeling that sometimes it's not just my dick getting to head, but my heart getting to my dick.
There's the assault armor shit that you can use to essentially turn yourself into a nuke which is fairly neat
It's also got arms forts that you can take out, which are basically just fuckhuge machines of mass destruction with a lot of backup to support it. Usually this involves a little segment where you get to fly like a bat out of hell toward the arms fort while it tries to shoot you down from long range
The missions were fairly varied too so it wasn't like you were doing the same shit over and over
Oh and you can work with your choice of Mech pilots every now and again, kinda cool but I've never had much a use for them anyway
That's still me
Basically to get one of the endings, you have to kill 100 million people and then fight off 4 or 5 other NEXTs single-handily in a surprise ambush
It's pretty awesome, even more so on hard since one of the pilots that comes out to kill you is
your old mentor that had been supporting you throughout the game
I bought it for the gameplay. Ended up fapping.
>goes around borderline naked under a huge coat that is loose as fuck
>literally obsessed with big tits
>will do anything for food
I did not just spell an "innocent" character. Tao is silly, cute, faceless and an exhibitionist lesbian rapist.
Taokaka is genuinely lovable. She's got a body that begs for you to put kittens in it, but also has a cute and charming personality. Also, the mask ads a bit of mystery to an otherwise bubbly and adorable character
"the Tali Effect".
>Exceed will never get a full translation
>tfw you will never EVER complete the original ninja gaiden trilogy on the NES
bought with my dad's dick i believe
I wonder how much money Mike Z and Alex Ahad would be rolling in if he had made Skullgirls into almost anything besides a fighting game
People clearly like the style, characters, setting, music, etc. but fighting games that aren't street fighter just seem doomed to obscurity
Yes Jimmy, it happens all the fucking time
If it was actually true and you still didn't feel like posting pics you should just ignore it because that's the mature thing to do
But it's not and you're not
>ctrl f "rance"
Fuck you guys
inb4 complaining about "buy" semantics
Yeah. You keep thinking that. She totally doesn't mean anything sexual by it.
But only if they port them to the 3DS, put them in the eshop, and I savestate scum them in short bursts.
How old do you have to be to have bought this with your OWN dick?
maybe some day
It'll be entertaining to watch this thread to slowly devolve into another DOA thread. It'll be like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
Look at Hyperdimension Neptunia.
>Hmm this sucks
>Now it sucks a little less
>Now it sucks EVEN less than before
>Oh shit people REALLY like these hand drawn animated versions instead of the shitty 3D models during conversation
>Let's make an SRPG
>And an anime
>And an idol game
And I will continue to buy them so long as they Cum Processing Units continue to do their job.
>"Just play the patched version. At least the menus are translated so you can play it no problem."
>missing out on the amazingly cheesy dialogue, cringe-worthy translations and all around funny writting
It hursts anon...
Can't we have a kickstarter for this shit or something? I'd pay for a taskforce of weebs willing to take on a project like this.
Not on my watch.
Which is good because my watch is about to end.
>Senran Kagura Burst
4/10 beat 'em up
Bought so I could jerk off to Etna
Stayed for the combat
It's a solid 6.5/10 with good music
Cats like milk, and boobs make milk. Tao has an innocent, child-like fascination with boobs.
Too late. Taokaka's husbando army got here first.
Are you Leisure Suit Larry old, or Softporn Adventure old?