Have your parents ever commented on the video games you play while you were playing them? What kind of comments were they?
>"Totori is so cute, I wish I gave birth to a daughter instead"
>At the boat where Sin attacks
>Mom had been watching for a few minutes
>"... Wow this game is really deep. It has a plot about something."
>She walks off to do something else
>"You and your fucking games where you shoot people"
>I was playing Hitman Blood Money and Silent Assassining it
Come on, mom
Not me, but a long time ago my mom saw my then 10 year old brother play GTA3 and blow some guys head off with a sniper rifle. There was blood spurting out and she was absolutely disgusted and wondered why she let him play it.
And that was it. My parents were surprisingly cool about vidya.
My grandmother used to ask me to specifically play Spyro so she could sit and watch. She bought me Ripto's Rage a few days after it came out, so she could watch me play that too.
She'd call out any missed gems or eggs too.
>her face when Enter the Dragonfly
I distinctly remember her look of abject disgust with that game, and she didn't want to watch anymore of it.
>Is this some strategy game?
>How do you keep track of everything on the screen
>Whose the good guys?
>She only plays facebook farming games
I don't get how those people are still counted as 'gamers'.
My mother was quite surprised when she saw Totori's cover and asked me if I was into "girly games".
I explained her you can't judge a game from the cover but she didn't seem convinced. She DID thought she looked cute though.
>Finish boss fight with Solidus on Capital Hill
>Mom's in the other room
>Jack and Rose start talking
>"Are you watching porn or something?"
I'm still not sure how she came to that conclusion.
>dad sees me killing boars in the barrens
>hey that looks fun whatcha doin
cue 5 years of father's heavy wow addiction that cut him away from the family and effectively made my mom despise him until he straightened himself out and she learned to love him again
My mother asked me why the characters are shooting themselves in the head while I was playing p3.
>playing Bayonetta 2
>"You know, I read somewhere that guys hate playing as girls."
>"That's bullshit, mum."
Also got a look after Travis opened up No More Heroes with his iconic "FUCKHEADS", but other than that nothing comes to mind.
>Playing Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
>Dad watching while pretending to read
>Suddenly asks: "Why are you always killing monsters?"
>"Well, they're monsters, they want to kill me"
>"No, I mean, in all the games you play you're always killing monsters"
>"I guess it's just easier to make"
>"I know why (he made a really smug smirk when saying this, like he knew something I didn't)"
>"... Uhh, okay, why am I always killing monsters dad"
>"The Nephilim" (smirking intensifies)
>"... Fallen angels?"
>"They want people ready, that's why all these games and shows like Stargate SG1 are full of monsters and aliens. When the Nephilim return in their space ship everyone will be used to aliens and monsters and just accept them as their masters"
>"Dad SG1 is your favorite show"
>"Yeah, well I didn't say it was a bad show"
>"Okay... (continue playing)"
>"Haha, you don't believe me, but one of these days, you'll see :^)"
My parents are both bat-shit, but at least they're happy in their fantasy world.
>bought FF X-2 at release
>everyone wants to see what new game I got
>"What can I do for you?"
>dad watching me play the first few levels of RE5
>at the part where the arab guy who gives you your gun gets executed by the big axe nigger
>dad really likes immitating the guy yelling into the megaphone
>wants a turn when he sees me shooting all these black people
>I pass him the controller and he has the time of his life shooting all the black people while mocking the guy with the megaphone
I think my dad might be a little racist
it-its to release their p-persona muhm
it's a s-special gun that releases persona and uh
they have these demons inside and um
look just, I don't want chocolate milk mum leave me alone
I love P3 you're cool
>playing Skyrim as a cute loli
>"hey that's a cute girl, but why are you playing as a girl? Isn't that a game for girls?"
>"what, what kind of twisted logic is that, mom?"
>well you have all these girl posters on your room and these girl stuffed plushies, is there anything you want to tell me? You know I'll love you regardless
She knows I want to be the little girl, doesn't she?
>Mum walks in
>Holy shit, anon, shoot him in the face!
>WHERE DID HE COME FROM? SHOOT HIM TOO!
>Theres no way could play this game, I'm too slow
My mum is the fucking best and actively tries to play the games I like even though she doesn't have the reaction time
B-but I'm studying mechanical engineering and am getting really good grades...
> Playing DMC4, as Nero againts Dante on DMD difficulty
> "Anon what is that game?"
> "It's a game"
>"This isn't like those other fighting games"
>"So what is the name"
> Just defeated Dante at that moment
>"I don't know"
>"You are the worst anon"
> She leaves
She just talks over the lines and I turn the game console off
>mom walks in when I'm watching a movie
>Stop playing your games son!
Gram Turismo 2
>Dad watching me play
>Son how do you know when to turn?
>How do you know when to turn dad?
>That's a good point
My dad was a truck driver.
"ha ha, oh my he's cute, do that flip again"
Can't really remember much, my dad came in while I was testing some hardcore modpack and said "But you can't see anything".
Permanent night, extra dark. So what he said was a pretty astute observation.
My parents would only ever buy me barbie tier games, if I wanted to get any proper games I'd have to use a combination of trades ins of the Barbie/Bratz/Cinderella shit they'd buy me and whatever money I could earn from paper routes and working for neighbours etc. They'd always ask where the games they bought me were and couldn't understand why I was only interested in proper games.
Just wondering, is the load times in the old Gran Turismo's long as the PS3 Gran Turismo's?
Watching the game load is kind of half the memory I have of playing 50~60 hours of GT 5 and maybe a bit less in 6.
Neither is smoking 20 packs a day, dad, but you dont hear me complaining
>wow anon, that's a cute bedroom, did you draw it yourself?
>M-mom knock the door dammit!
I think this was over 15 years ago.
I miss you mom
My father and I played Doom together. It was the only game he was into. I helped him beat the rocket devil boss when I was 6. He's everything to me. My mother was an awful cunt and my father was always supportive of me and my goals.
I still have our individual codes for all the levels we beat separately on an old notepad
I just moved back in with my mother and that's gonna be a real problem
I'm relatively good at stealth fapping but it just annoys the hell out of me to have practically no private space anymore. And if I lock my rooms I can bet my ass she's gonna start act like I'm Hitler or something
>Dad always seemed to walk in when I would be failing constantly with something
>"You suck at this game"
Every fucking time.
I wouldn't say that.
The Atelier games actually play like Recettear except without crazy souls-like punishment mechanism.
The more you progress, the more you can do with alchemy, and then you can even wholesale your alchemy goods to your friends, at least in Rorona you can. Its fun and its capitalism.
Looks like they already did give birth to a girl, you slut.
>got my dad into games
>told him he sucks every opportunity I got
>mfw he got gud
>Tfw you cum inside a girl and feel so empty inside thinking of how full she is now on the inside.
>11 years old
>Playing MGS in front of my Dad.
>He's enjoying watching me sneaking around and snapping necks.
>Meryl says: YOU KILLED THE CHIEF, YOU BASTARD
>Dad says he doesn't think I should be playing this game.
Another time, a few years later:
>Dad and Mum are watching it.
>Mum really likes it because of the characters.
>Dad says "Why are you into this Chris? It's just talking and walking around?"
My sister used to repeat video game dialogue in a mocking manner. It annoyed me when I was young but now I realize that vidya dialogue is atrocious and she had every right to make fun of it.
>Getting my ass kicked by a boss
>Dad laughing at me and telling me to git gut
My mother walked in on me playing Xenoblade Chronicles and commented about how the girl I was playing looked pretty and I should find a girlfriend that looked like her.
How am I supposed to find a robot girlfriend?
>listen to the Symphony of the Godessess CD that came with Skyward Sword
>mom walks in
>"since when are listening to classical music"
>it's from a video game but played by an orchestra
>"haha, so they rip off classical music in those games?"
>what, no, it's original
>hfw she wouldnt believe me no matter what
made me legit mad
Well not me but my parents got my little brother Bayonetta 2 for Christmas (I recommended it to him).
Mum wasn't very happy with the fat, foul-mouthed Italian. Dad just sort of sat there in silence watching the opening cinematic.
>he hasn't experienced the pleasure of being cummed inside
neither have i
> Buy RDR online
> game comes in when am at school
> Dad is how
>huge western nut
> he wants to see me play
My dad fucking loves his westerns. We watched A Fistful of Dollars, For a few Dollars more, and The Good The Bad, and The Ugly" together. And he was already blown away the pictures on the back of the box.
So, I played while he watched. And he loved the shit out of it. He was absolutley stunned by how "realistic" everything looked.
He even almost shed a single manly tear at the ending.
>get wind waker for GC shortly after it comes out
>dad walks by
>"Hey anon, you playing the Wind Breaker again? haha
>playing MGR:R in front of my relatives 90% of whom are female
>all they discuss is the attractiveness of sam and raiden
>playing resi 4, at the first garrador fight
>sister asks me if it's an x-men game
>tfw mum just gave me two 970s as a combined Christmas and birthday present
She doesn't game, but accepts that I do. On the other hand, I help her with her electronic problems.
I used to store my shame inside my semen so it could infect other people, and also it just came so naturally, but I've been experimenting lately with legitimate suggestion. I've successfully gotten a prostitute to immediately go get a poptart after cumming inside her. This was after months of thinking pleasurably about poptarts though, and then carefully transferring those thoughts and feelings into my semen.