>Started playing the ME trilogy just to have some intense lesbian sex with Jack.
>Find out I can't
Time to start over I guess
Jack is best gurl
This nigga gets it
>only REmake Jill is ok
Low testosterone faggot detected
Whatever faggot. You only aim for things you know aren't worth nigger dick.
>being this mad
Calm your tits sweety, we're just chatting about video games
ME1 is the only one worth a damn. Also, I agree Jill is best and REmake Jill is best girl, but come on, man. RE has a pretty great bitch lineup. Even the one-off cunts are fine.
Well I really don't see the appeal of the others. And nah come on man ME2 is pretty good and since I recently started I guess I won't get buttmad over ME3 ending.
Don't know, don't care.
ME2 wasn't a complete disaster. You still had a handful of "towns" and good dialog. Still paled in comparison to 1, though. The ending of 3 was just the cherry on top of the shit sundae. That entire game was shit, Tuchanka excepted. Good multiplayer mode, though.
Ashley was cool in the first game because she's like a weird racist asshole. Then in h second she was fucking nothing, and in the third she was just garbage. Tali became a completely different character in 2 and 3. Miranda is shit top to bottom. Liara is the only true romance in the series.... which sucks because she's just an autistic weirdo.
>not getting to kiss her on the fanfic DLC
Maybe in another life, in another time
>your waifu is shit
>hah you must like these waifus
>no, those waifus are shit
>surely you must like THESE waifus
>no, I do not like any of those waifus
>can I interest you in some of these waifus?
You're a goddamn used waifu salesman. fuck off with your waifuism.
Morinth was the coolest. I was actually pretty pissed off when she just impersonated Samara. I wanted a "I'm the Captain, and I say the Spacecubus stays!" so she could keep acting like a playa.
>Go away weaboo, the power of Gaben compels you! leave this thread for now you face a champion of the lords
Yep. Pretty nonsensical. Of all the people that should have been bisexual it should have been her.
But why add quwlait when you can just add quwnaity!
HERES YOUR BISEXUAL CHARCTER GUYS! SHES YOU PERSONAL ASSISTANT!
ALSO HERES 2 MOR CHARACTERS THAT ARE EXCLUSIVELY GAY!
ALSO KIDAIN IS NOW BISEXUAL FOR SOME REASON!
BUT ASH ISN'T BECAUSE OF REASONS!
Kaiden's confession to Shepard was the worst. Honest to god the worst part of the entire game. Nothing was so arbitrary and forced as that. I wasn't even mad. Just in complete disbelief at the incompetency of the writing.
The exact same thing happened to me, OP. ;_;
Good. As much as hate how ME was ruined there's some quality porn out there.
Artist is Nesoun. His stuff's pretty good.
Also the last time I posted even censored porn I was banned in about 30 seconds.
It has a surprising volume thanks to Source Filmmaker. Even without SFM there's quite a bit of traditional art. There's especially a lot for a Western game. Most Western titles, outside of WoW, have very little porn even if they're incredibly popular.
It's weird, I sometimes think there are some designs that just scream for porn compared to character designs that Japanese games have. I wonder what qualities it takes to generate copious amounts of porn fanart. Being an outright sex icon, like Bayonetta, clearly is not necessary.
> Akabur will never do an ME related game
Just imaging a Liara training game make my heart flutter.
>Liara getting the shaft in me3.
Are you kidding me. You impregnate her before the final battle. She has by far the most romance dialogue. It's clear the writers consider her canon.