Oh shit nigger you're a minion of a supervillain named Greg the necromancer.
You are fighting in a tournament for minions just like you.
After defeating your latest opponent. You have earned yourself some rest.
What do you do?
"How absurb. I must now complain to the management"
"Hmmm. Makes sense....Then i should word it less strongly then"
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"Just for that I'm gonna draw a SECOND spooky skeleton in my complaint"
"What kinda parents name their little girls "Harold" and "Steve" ?"
"THAT'S ALSO A STUPID NAME FOR A TEAM"
Lolisniffer is then pelted with various things by the supporters of the opponents. And one Nintendo fan.
"Mr Greg, what do you think about your minion's competition in this tournament?"
"Well, they seems strong but I'm confident that Jojo will be the champion"
JoJo is suddenly slain by Dio Brando in velociraptor form
Basketball. Is it when you pretend a basket is actually a ball?
"Goddamn, you don't even know your own culture? Literally an uncultured pleb. Also, grave offense. Haha, get it? Grave? Cause we're undead. Haha"
The Fairy of the Ice Cirno is disguised as a robot maid and your opponent in this round!
Ohhhh, thaaat's why they have boy names!
"INDEED! Harold there has won over 1000 fights with her mastery over the dark arts! And Steve is infamous for her ability to utterly destroy any magical opponent!"
"Wow! How do you know this?"
"I just googled them"
"Because somebody has to spew exposition around here"
The robots are magical AND susceptible to dark magic.
"Where the hell did thos doors come from?"
"What are they even connected to?"
"And who the hell is playing that music?"
"Well that's a weird end to this story arc"
"Don't complain. It could have been a month-supply of hotdogs instead"
But little did they know that Hotdogatron, Dread King of the Frankfurter Wastes, had cast his dark eye upon our protagonists, ever lustful in his endless crusade to control the realm's supply of Hot Dogs.
And so began the next arc.
"I sense terrible shenanigans. Lolisniffer must be involved somehow"
SOME TIME LATER, BACK AT THE APARTMENT
"Whatcha watching there Lolisniffer?"
"DEFINITELY NOT A VIDEO OF TWO OF OUR LITTLE GIRLS DANCING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TOGETHER THANKS TO MY COACHING, I ASSURE YOU"
"HANDS UP BONEHEAD"
Lolisniffer then exits the scene. Through the window.
"Hi, have you accepted our Lord into your heart yet?"
"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU. I have no heart"
"Dear Mister Paladin, please stop being mean to skeletons. Love, Simon"