I want to get permanently banned from all boards, please. I can't stop shitposting.
ITT: Post about how can we turn spilled chocolate milk into a game.
Make it a physics game where you have to control the milk, avoiding liquid and small things to get back into the carton.
Oh rich man, drinking Crown Royal. I'm having myself an Evan Williams whiskey(20 bucks for the "nice" handle)/cherry coke zero cause I'm poor and hate calories.
Drunk /v/ is best /v/
Truth be told, i stole it from a party I was at. The night was winding down, and I was about to leave, when I saw a barley touched bottle on the coffee table. I didnt see anyone looking, so I swiped it.
It was a dick move, but the guy hosting owes me 30 bucks, so im calling this interest
Pfft, you aren't living until you drink some sort of old german brandy where the label is gone. My opa gave me a bunch of random ass booze and many of which are mystery bottles. My wife is already passed out from something she described as wine.
>at the begining of time, god sealed a dark god's power in 13 glasses of chocolate milk and scattered them across the land
>spilling them unleashes a blight that destroys crops and kills all
>each expense of land within the domain of a glass becomes a country, each with unique cultures
>command and conquer game where you invade lands and either spill their glass or join your country's chocolate hegemony.
>not drinking homemade Alabama moonshine
I used to have a friend back in Auburn who made his own moonshine. He would always give me a gallon in a milk jug for my birthday even though I wouldn't drink it because it smelled and tasted like lighter fluid.
Fun fact: He was also a cop.
I miss college.