Pic related; some dude's warped idea for a digimon fangame
thats not cringe
its just a stupid joke
how can you fuck up something so easy
this is cringe amigo
>I can't work on it because it's not a Becca day
...what the fuck?
>role-playing the character in a role-playing game
SuperJeenius is a great LPer, and the Persona 3/4 LPs took an incredible amount of work for him to pull off. They're 100% playthroughs y'know.
>"Putting Rainbow Dash in made me actually look at what is really happening"
Every fucking time
I've never been in the position to hire someone before, but if someone in HR put that on my desk, I'd tell them to get me a copy on normal paper
And now that I've actually read some of it I'd say god no, and laugh about it with my colleagues
Probably because she is sick and tired of his shit for 18~ years and doesn't care anymore. Her face just screams - jesus fuck get me the fuck out of this life.
She has a nice body though
I count my blessings everyday that I'm not severely autistic.
>Friendly reminder that some people are into this mom-son stuff
>putting church experience on a resumé
Is this really something Americans do?
The place I work for tries to eliminate that by having applicants fill in a form online which is just raw text with no style, and you can generally sort the shitters out by that, like the ones who can't follow basic instruction
I'm in Burgerland, and its the first I've heard of it. can't even think of a non religious job where that would be recommended (unless you did a lot of community service through them or something like that through them).
It's cringeworthy to think that people assume that every normalfag is familiar with their epic maymays and reaction faces. Poor girl was just trying to figure out what the picture meant and she went for the most obvious thing.
So, basically it's this thing when for a generation we teach kids they are special and unique, and we continue this for they major developmental stage, then suddenly we stop and tell them they're shit, but it's too late, they want to be a snowflake and not a cog in the machine, because they think the machine is meant to hurt them, when in actuality the machine powers pretty much everything in their lives now and is too far gone to be stopped.
It's that kind of thing.
Just watch the anime, that's enough to get you into it.
Then you can check out the games and shit.
Wouldn't be any different than how I got into it. I only ever had one friend that was into Digimon, and he didn't like it as much as I did.
It's pretty obvious that feelsguy is not a creepy smelly gross man, so it's implied that there's something wrong with him even worse than the creep behind him. Hence, that feel.
It's perfect. If she cant get off then she will just become more and more frustrated and take it out on me. Then since she cant cum she will never let me cum.
>Tfw you recognize Eka Portal's layout.
>Tfw you know Eka.
I get your bitching from a logical standpoint but this is clearly a cross-multiplication question.
They should've worded the question better, yes, but still.
Why is it saying this was deleted? Personal info or something? Why is so much shit getting deleted lately? Fuck, I can understand cp or unspoilered porn, but not much else besides blatant shitposting really needs to be deleted.
Sawing a board into two pieces is ONE cut. So it's 10 minutes per cut, not 5 minutes per piece.
I suppose if it said "using a jigsaw to carve oddly-shaped pieces out of wood" and then it was 10 minutes for 2 pieces, the teacher would be correct.
If it takes her 10 minutes to cut a board in half, that's 10 minutes to cut a board
If she cuts the board in half and then cuts half the board in half it would take another 10 minutes, because it takes her 10 minutes to cut through the board
The teacher had misplaced logic, assuming that because the board had already been cut, it would take half the time to cut the smaller board in half.
Except that's not how it works retard
If you cut a piece of wood into two, and to cut it it takes 10 minutes, then if you want to make another cut you will cut one of the half pieces, which means said cut will not take 10 minutes but 5 minutes (that means half the time it takes to make a normal cut because you're now making half a cut)
I didn't get it at first, but the board on the right helps.
To get 2 pieces you need 1 cut, and she does 1 cut every 10 minutes.
To get 3 pieces you need 2 cuts, so that's 20 minutes.
Nowhere and that's the point.
I tried actually but the 2 I did find that were interested in guys and not girls were turbosubs.
I'm talking first meeting they were both talking about how they would do ANYTHING to please me. Then after talking that anything turned out to be anything but being a top.
I actually thought the second one was fucking with me since it went so similar to the first one.
Oh well it's not like this thread is video games
are you fucking retarded?
how does half a board take half the time to get to get cut?
i mean, assuming they're being cut by length,
then the thickness will remain the same, so marie takes 10 minutes to cut through x amount of wood, it will take another 10 minutes to cut through it again
If you assume she's going to switch from cutting across the width to cutting across the length, it throws all predictions entirely out the window. We can only assume she's making the same size of cut. If she's going to be cutting at different angles, then I have no idea how long it will take her, and neither do you.
Ah shit, I didn't see the picture, I thought she was cutting a regular piece of wood horizontally and then splitting one of those pieces vertically
That's the only way 15 minutes makes sense
Jesus fucking Christ, just how stupid you really are /v/?
Logically, it takes her 20 minutes to saw a board in three, but in the context of the question (it's probably a math test) they're supposed to cross multiply that shit. The answer is 15.
Thread will be derailed by that fucking board question now
Word problems always require some amount of interpretation. Such is language.
1X = 10
2X = ?
Is still a math problem btw, what needs to be resolved is whether X is referring to pieces or cuts.
The tank is on the other side of the car, she needs to turn the car around so the tank faces the pump, but she just drives around in a circle like a retard, even going to far as to step out of the car, double check and making the same mistake AGAIN.
Here, pictures to help you understand
Off course I didn't see the image to the right so it doesn't matter anyways, the teacher is a retard
Math is a tool we use to solve things that require logic. Mathematically speaking, a cut takes 10 minutes, two cuts take 20 minutes. That's addition. The teacher shoehorned some kind of fractions bullshit into his dumbass word problem that he fucked up.
You forgot that your scenario is correct of the observer is a man but if it's a woman it's more like
>see a woman who does something dumb
>that bitch is fucking stupid
>see a man doing something dumb
>men are so fucking stupid
Why do Atheists act like they personally went through the crusades, or any other misfortune?
Sheltered fucks wouldnt know hardship if it bit them on the ass
My brother is severely autistic, man. It's as shit as you can imagine. I have no brotherly love for him whatsoever. He's almost 21 and he's got the mind of a 6 year old. I can't sleep until he goes to bed because he goes out of his way to piss me off. He throws tantrums every second. He hinders basically everyone else's life. I hate it and I hate him. The only words I say to him are to fuck off which sounds horribly shitty but man, dealing with it for years upon years has completely broken me. I feel awful for my parents having to put up with it until their grave.
...I know who that artist is. And I know who's character that is.
Oh god, I'm a fucking degenerate...
The question is just phrased fucking weirdly. The way it's mean to be perceived is:
It take 10 minutes to get two pieces (of something). How long would it take to get three?
The idea is that it should take 5 minutes to get each piece, but the problem is set up that it takes 10 minutes to make a single cut, not 10 minutes to get two of something.
Poorly written problems are why I get low grades in math. If you don't tell me what you want, how the ever loving fuck am I supposed to get it to you?
Because of people like this, whenever it comes up that I'm an atheist I have to go out of my way to say "I'm not inherently against religion though"
It's the amount of times that she makes the same mistake that kills me. I can see her making the mistake twice and getting it right on the 3rd time, but to fuck up 5 times I just want to put her out of her misery
>so i threw it out my window into the neighbor's yard and their dog ate it.
It's clearly an elementary school math test and the kids were probably learning about cross-multiplication.
The little punk just wanted to be a smartass or maybe he's mentally challenged like the majority of /v/ it seems.
alright, so Marie took 10 minutes to saw the board in half so that means Marie takes 10 minutes to saw (in general) now, if she is asked to cut again to make 3 pieces instead of 2, that means Marie will take another 10 minutes to saw again. I don't know why the teacher believes it takes 5 minutes to cut the half of a half, it doesn't make sense
What the fuck can't you understand
Look at the length of the lines, the second line is half the length of the first one thus the cut takes half time
Jesus nigger this is like first grade geometry
>Answering anything, period
>Being offended by media
Only mentally stunt retards are like this.
I'm so serious too, I can't fathom how people can get offended by games, books, tv or strangers online.
The only people who can offend me are family and friends
>that fucking math question
This board is full of retards, holy shit
It's quite a read, but I haven't seen this posted in a long time.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
"Context of the question"?
If the question isn't presented properly it's the question that's faulty, not the answer, the question was answered properly with the way it was asked. There is no fucking excuse to tell people to throw logic out the window and blindly follow whatever moonlogic you've applied to a simple question.
Every FUCKING time. I'll never be able to handle this.
>Implying the crusades had anything to do with athiests to begin with
Considering the fact that the shape was not specified in the question, it can be considered irrelevant, going by the information the question presents you the only logical answer is 20 minutes. If the answer was to be further constrained, further constraints would need to be added to the question itself.
Let's say you're having a test in a foreign language. You're obviously expected to answer in that specific language and if you don't, you're gonna fail.
Same logic applies here. The kid was probably having a math test about cross multiplication, he was expected to use it despite how the question was worded.
Hey anon, I have to go out for a second, could you watch my drink so nothing happens to it?
But it was the Mulsims that had to deal with the crusades, not some edgy neckbeard.
>Tropical Dong Deliverer
Step right up ladies, I got the dong right here
This pisses me off on an unironic level
Fucking waste of some perfectly good chocolate milk
bootlegs make me laugh but then I think that someone fell for this and I don't laugh so much
Yea, no. "Despite how the question was worded" is not a valid point here, how the question was worded is never irrelevant, you cannot be teaching people to throw logic out the window.
The answer is correct, the only thing your argument brings up is that the question itself was retarded, but I'm sticking with Occam's Razor here and assuming the teacher is retarded.
>liking chocolate milk
You know that shits made from the nastiest most disgusting milk that they wouldn't be able to sell if it weren't for the chocolate flavoring/color covering it up, right?
That's a pretty good Mall Cop poster, but I think mine is better.
If x = 10 then 2x must equal 20.
It takes 10 mins to cut through x amount of wood, so we can say x = 10 quite confidently. In order to cut a piece of wood into 3 pieces, unless it's a perfect square, you need to cut through 2x amount of wood and as we've already established 2x = 20, not 15.
The question doesn't qualify the stipulation of the wood being an exact square, so 20 is the nost logical answer albeit 1 of at keast 2 correct answers.
Basically, the teacher who wrote and marked the test is a retard.
Just like how your CV is worth shit even if technically you're perfect and you get to the interview and it becomes clear that you would in no way be able function within the current team because you're a sperg or socially awkward/
As it's been said shit like this gets tossed immediately, but even if it didn't a boss wouldn't get through half of it.
It's difficult to read, it's not organized at all. People don't want paragraphs on your resume. They want short, concise lists that tell them what you're capable of. This resume tells me, if I were looking to hire, that this person is full of themselves, can't take anything seriously/isn't professional, and above all, kind of a fucking child. Of course this is upwards of maybe 5 years old at this point so if she's not stuck in a dead end job with no future she's probably better.
If the logical thing to do is 10x2 then no you're not meant to fucking use cross multiplication
GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE MATHEMATICIANS SO FUCKING MUCH just overcomplicate everything you CUNTS
XD has made me angry every time I see it for the last 10+ years. When I see it I just assume you're the worst kind of annoying, loud, teenager who thinks quirky, random, humor is genius.
Those people weren't edgy neckbeards either, though. I mean, Galileo had a beard, but he wasn't some edgy atheist fuck.
Really? Not to the guy arguing no gender digimon, but to the guy who's basically saying exactly what tumblr hates?
Why exactly do we need to put down hobbies and interests, my CV has it, my parents CVs have it, every CV I've seen has it, but I don't give a shit about what a would be employee does in their spare time, it's none of my business, and if they're spend their spare time handing out neo-nazi propaganda or even worse
playing videogames, they're not going to write that down.
>preview is hangs out with Lon'qu
No way in hell am I watching that.
I suppose it's all in the wording, "I'm keen on fine wines and pugilism" sounds a lot better than "I drink wine coolers and get into fights"
I meet weekly with friends and do team building exercises sounds better than LAN Party
this guy has problems bigger than console peasants
I wish I had a sister with this "problem"
This is why the rest of the civilized world thinks America is fat, lazy and stupid.
There's literally nothing wrong with the question. Well, it's worded like shit, but the point is that it was clearly a math test about cross multiplication. You're expected to use it regardless of how illogical is sounds.
A friend of one of my colleagues once walked in on the landlord of his building, raping his dog, the exact same week one of his old teachers was convicted of statutory rape.
At first I was mad and then I thought "yeah it makes sense cutting it into one piece takes five minutes and.." then I thought
How the fuck do you cut something into one piece?
This question is retarded
back it may of 2012 I actually showered with and fucked a ded xbox 360 I punched open because of a thread with "dubs decides what I use"
doing weird shit for fun is just how we rolled here.
YOUR EPIC IRONIC MEMERY DID THIS SHIT /v/
YOU MADE THIS SHIT SEEM "NORMAL" TO THE MASSES
>Make a jab at an entire group of people
>Jab isn't particularly witty, not even a pun
>Pat yourself on the back for it
But the image shows a misleading scenario if that was the case, its just a shitty question written by someone who wasn't paying attention to the ambiguous nature of the statement and the logical real world experience of cutting a piece of wood.
Have this PC Master Race shit be popular really does have some advantages. At least if I start talking to someone about computers and they start unironically mentioning PCMR or wearing clothing featuring PCMR I know that I really shouldn't expect any productive discussion with them.
Once again; God fucking damn it all.
I'm not even an "animal person" but this shit got me unironically sad. How could you treat a creature that has nothing but unconditional love for you like that?
I've only watched about 20 seconds of this and I don't plan on watching any more
>You're expected to use it regardless of how illogical is sounds.
That's retarded, it's a fucking math test. Math is purely logical.
Teaching kids to "follow the rules, even if it's obviously incorrect and illogical!" is retarded
THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT of a word problem is to MAKE YOU THINK LOGICALLY AND CRITICALLY
Does TheLivingTombstone have regrets, /v/?
I'm not denying that. If anyone's to blame it's the retard who wrote the question.
It's the reason why a lot of people hate school, because they have problems with authority.
That's the reason of why there are, in proportion, many autistic kids versus autistic adults: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/mother-murders-severely-autistic-son-cops-article-1.1371310
>Do you want a hug?
>Nuuhhhh I'm not gaa!!
>What was that reaction?
>I was just like "No, I'm not gaaayy!"
>female programmers made a mirror server of EDEN called EVE
>The lower levels was known as EVE's womb
>Math is purely logical
No, it isn't. Google 'math' and read on its history.
>Teaching kids to "follow the rules, even if it's obviously incorrect and illogical!" is retarded
Nobody's teaching them that, if anything it's teaching kids about context and how to be subtle.
>THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT of a word problem [...]
Except it's not a word problem. It's a math problem.
>if anything it's teaching kids about context
By telling them to ignore the context of the word problem?
>Except it's not a word problem
>In mathematics education, the term word problem is often used to refer to any mathematical exercise where significant background information on the problem is presented as text rather than in mathematical notation.
>If she has some kind of bloodbourne pathogen
I'm sorry you can't remember something from 5 sentences ago anon, but you're stupid if you think someone can trick people into consuming human blood without consequences. A man jizzed in a woman's coffee without her knowledge and was charged with sexual assault; I don't see why putting other bodily fluids in someone's food wouldn't be assault or something similar.
That cooking it would make it 'safe' for consumption isn't even relevant. You can't do shit like that to people; and how do you know she's even a decent cook? If it's undercooked and she's a psycho maybe now her BF has HIV.
Okay now that you've gone on your little tirade.
Why is it dangerous to eat raw stuff but not when its fully cooked to correct temperatures? Think about that for a moment and then come back. Have fun buddy.
No. Almonds, cashews, and pistachios are all good. I'll even tolerate pecans on occasion. But I'm not feeling peanuts. Love peanut butter, but not peanuts themselves. I'm weird like that.
You're interpreting it backwards. IN THE CONTEXT chances are it's a mathematical problem masked as a word one.
You're not supposed to use logic because they were probably having a math test about cross multiplication.
>by nature, digimon don't have a gender
That doesn't matter, especially in the court of law or food industry. Even if they know, 100% fact, that the blood was safe, it would be considered a hazard. If someone told you "I accidentally cut myself while baking that pie you're eating and got blood all in it," you'd be upset. If you weren't you probably lick door handles or something.
I am telling you that whether or not it's safe isn't relevant. You can't fucking put your own blood in someone else's food. This would make for a good case for a lawsuit and probably an assault charge.
But that woman is acting exactly how anyone would expect her to act. She targeted an entity that is stealing money and attention from her and destroyed it. Do you not understand that women are programmed to destroy anything that makes them number 2 and keep them from getting the best man available.
"By nature" is synonymous with "inherently", as in being genderless is an inherent property of Digimon.
English is full of idioms like that, you should browse through a book of them if you're just learning the language. "By nature" isn't that hard to figure out on your own, but some other ones are pretty out there.