Post vidyagirls that would make good girlfriends
in the real world
Although her otaku fans would probably try to kill you on a regular basis.
Purest of waifus
Damn, I got here to post this and you beat me to it.
Good taste, tho.
I thought it was more that she's a bit of an exhibitionist.
Potentially still a slut, depends on where she draws the line. Like maybe she gets off on the sexual power fantasy of people admiring her.
Then again, a friend of mine is a bodybuilder. He's extremely committed to his girlfriend, but still looks for any excuse to take his shirt off in front of women.
>incredibly cute but doesnt flaunt it
>slightly shy about her femininity which only adds to it
>easy going personality that is easy to get along with
You know it.
I mean, aside from... well, you know... that.
___fat__and all that jazz.
>Will fix your clothes if you rip them
>Will make you stuffed animals, keychains or clothes just cuz
>Will have your back in a fight or defend your honor
>Would probably be into buttstuff
Chie probably has among the best "holiday dates" scenes.
Literally Yukiko. Or are you telling me that you dont know what being a "hostess" in a Traditional Japanese Inn comprises of?
I rather fucking get a job, mang.
>you dont know what being a "hostess" in a Traditional Japanese Inn comprises of?
I actually don't.
Educate me, anon
Don't you know? According to /v/, every job a woman could ever perform is an euphemism for prostitution.
Hostess? She sucks dick.
Sells flowers? She sucks dick.
Cop? She sucks dick.
Detective? She sucks dick.
Goat hypnotizer? She most likely sucks dick.
I don't give a fuck what anyone says I could totally soften her up while still keeping her dominant personality. You just gotta believe in the power of love.
She hosts your dick in her vagina
She sells her own flower if you know what I mean
She has to get to the "bottom" of a "hard case"
>Educate me, anon
Traditionally, its the hostesses duty to "serve" her guests every need. In days gone by, this as pretty literal. These days it isnt so prevelant.
However, even these days if you are in an extremely traditional Ryokan in the heart of rural Japan and you have a lot of cash, it isnt unheard of for the hostesses to reprise this "traditional" role.
>moderately intelligent but still kind of ditzy
>loyal, like extremely loyal
Your best case scenario would be to be the housewive.
You clean the house, take care of the kids, fix dinner, ask her about her day, give her a back(and foot massage), and maybe, if she isn't too tired, she'll let you grab her boobs or something.
And you'd be crossing your fingers all the time, hoping she's not cheating on you while at work.
Mate, she was written to be such, of course you'd say so.
Sure, will do.
>this entire post
Yes. I didn't even think about that happening! Now, I can't wait.
Pochaco a best
I don't know and I don't give a shit. All I know is that looks delicious to me.
She'd be so chill and you could tag the world together.
There's no cuddling or lovey dovey shit in those sort of marriages, anon.
She'd come home from work every day exhausted and grumpy, knowing that tomorrow it will be the same thing all over again. She doesn't want romance, she doesn't want to talk about feelings, she just wants a warm meal when she walks through the door and to not be bothered by anyone so she can get some rest.
Sex only happens during birthdays or anniversaries, over the years you start to feel unappretiated and unfufilled, until you can't take it anymore and cheat on her with the poolgirl.
Guilt tearing you apart inside, you finally confess what you did, hoping she'd forgive you. She'd coldly tell you that she doesn't care, that she has cheated on you numerous times over the years, she doesn't love you anymore, and she most definitely doesn't find you attractive anymore.
The only reason she hasn't divorced is because of the kids.
>Wicked Sense of Humor
>She'd come home from work every day exhausted and grumpy, knowing that tomorrow it will be the same thing all over again.
And that's why i'm there in the first place. To give her a hug and tell her that everything'll be alright make her treats and massage her back and then help her... release stress (in a bondage kinda way) if needed.
I don't know if she would necessarily be a good girlfriend,
but she'd be a god-tier mistress.
Why would you do this to me!!? CURSE YOU, ANON! CURSE YOU, Link!
At that point you have to make a choice, you either keep up the charade for the kids and continue living in a loveless marriage, or you get that divorce and your kids and start a new life on your own without the financial stability you had with her.
And she'd appretiate it, for a couple of years, tops. Life just gets in the way, anon.
How do you plan to remain desirable and attractive for her?
>tfw you will never find a mistress to fall in love with and eventually have a rr marriage with.
I wish I had the Transistor's voice. The only male voice I like more is Liam O'Brien's.
Also, Red destroyed Sybil's heart
and pussy. What's to say she won't do the same to you and abandon you for a talking sword?
>men in skirts
>fresh nubile sheep in their thousands
Its heaven on Earth anon.
>How do you plan to remain desirable and attractive for her?
Keeping fit and pretty. Staying on top of my hair and makeup. Always finding new dishes to cook and making sure that the house is always clean. Putting her on to new things that she may like. Going on trips or little mini vacations with her to make memories together. Buying new toys for play time and brushing up on similar techniques. Also you underestimate the mutual love we'd have for our kids. I'd be a god tier waifu given the chance.
Eh, it was alright. It wasn't subtle or nuanced, but it was alright.
Her voice annoyed me.
It's different when you're in love with her, Ukinojoe.
I have no idea who this chick is and what game she's from but that hair them freckles, that tight bod.
>Please stop making Japanese women into your submissive little sex fantasy.
WHERE IN THE EVER LOVED MOTHERFUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
It might happen occasionally, might happen in red-light districts but to sit here and say that all ryokan hostesses are expected to carry out that duty, especially today is completely idiotic. I bet you believe Memoirs of a Geisha is based on fact.
Royal Rumble obviously
>not throwing your Bride to be over the top rope to secure your Wrestlemania Title Shot
she's simple as fuck
she doesn't act cuhrazyy and scream all the fucking time
she just ends up wanting to run an inn in a cozy small town
she likes horror movies and telling stories
she will always laugh at your jokes
she's a terrible cook, but is trying hard to be a good one just for you
no matter how many people want to complain about Yukiko being "boring" she's the best girl when it comes to reality
I'm fucking ready to run the Amagi Inn and live the rest of my life with her
Where did I say that? I specifically said that it is uncommon but more likely to occur in the incredibly traditional ones in rural areas.
And guess what? Im right. Its how they are able to survive, but getting salarymen there for some rumpy-pumpy.
I would go to the ends of the Earth for her.
Yeah me too but it's hard to find because most women who are like that don't advertise it and the ones that do are usually crazy and have control issues. Plus most of them are only like that in the bedroom and would make horrible husbands. Life hurts.
It's already a meme, isn't it?
As in the commonly used pun Ash Ketchup.
You, sir, were being intentionally obtuse! How could you!?
Freckles are top tier, tho. Good taste.
It's up to you, and how good of an actor you can be. If you play your part well she'll be the best working-mom in the world and your kids will adore you both, and grow up with a happy childhood.
Or if you decide to be petty and passive-agressive then she'll lash out at you, arguments will become frequent and increassingly more heated and the kids will be there to see first-hand how their mommy and daddy hate each other.
You're a husbando, not a waifu.
How will you, as a husbando, remain desirable and attractive for her?
Hue. That's Ash Crimson from King of Fighters. He's a 17 year old French dude who likes painting his nails and touring cafes with his older sister Betty (the one in the front with blue hair)
By implying it's not rare, you are. It probably still happens way less than you think it does.
That's not to say that there wasn't implied symbolism with Yukiko but making the statement that "do you even know what ryokan "hostesses" do" is making a huge generalization.
And just think.
When she qualifies as a Policewoman, you'd get to bone her whilst she wears it.
I respect your taste, but I'd much rather have a reverse trap gf to solve mysteries and
>tfw a girl will never cosplay as Naoto for me and love me
Well, Roll's happiness is all that matters.
For her, I'll stick it out.
I would go to the ends of the earth for her as long as I don't have to stay there.
>It's up to you, and how good of an actor you can be. If you play your part well she'll be the best working-mom in the world and your kids will adore you both, and grow up with a happy childhood.
There's something about this that's warm and fuzzy despite everything else. Also why so bitter. Did you recently get divorced or something?
I don't think so.
That's why a judge would be the best waifu.
I don't really think that town could be considered rural at all. I know it's supposed to be, but it's really not. Again, like I said it's obviously meant to be symbolized there but that's not the issue at all. It's the same thing as the misconception that geisha continued to sell their virginity to the highest bidder when in reality that stopped long ago, and was very uncommon if not unheard of any time recently. I also wouldn't be surprised if they had hostesses at ryokans in red light districts do that sort of thing to circumvent prostitution but the way you're putting it makes it seem far more common than it actually is, and I'm frankly tired of people going over to Japan with the notion that every woman will shut up and do her job and take the dick if they're told to. It's harmful and I've witnessed my friends at the hand of this behavior first hand so just. Don't go saying 'yo you know that you can give some dosh to that hostess and she'll come rub your dick'. It's fine to acknowledge that these things happen but making it seem like the priority of their job? Come on.
By doing constantly working to improve myself, same as she does for herself!
>healthy narcoleptic gamer girl
Just don't let her operate any heavy vehicles.
>you stronger, kill me
Don't act like underlings can't be a thing.
I was talking about Juri.
You niggas, wouldn't have to go through that with her.
Best of luck, my man. Prepare for a galaxy of heartbreak after some very very good years.
Either Sully or Kjelle: the former would be fun to just screw around with day to day, and likes the stuff you like.
Kjelle would help you strive for self-improvement, both supportive, but willing to call you out when you're slacking off.
Of course I'm a beta sub who likes tomboys, so take this with a grain of salt.
Well, I'd like to THINK me and Morrigan would have a nice relationship.
But if she treats me as her slave and fucktoy, well hey. Thats fine too.
THERE ARE NO EQUALS
WUUUURRRLD OF STREEEEENGTH
>Best of luck, my man. Prepare for a galaxy of heartbreak after some very very good years.
I've pretty much accepted that that's life. Especially in my case. I don't really expect to have any good relationships but I'll follow them wherever they go. Now if only I could find a suitable mate...
>tfw your current girl cosplays
WANT STRENGTH!? FINE.
I'LL STICK TO PIC RELATED.
She even states so. She likes string people, man or woman.
Just get fit and go hit. Done.
Sounds like a good deal to me aside from the whole ME TALK LIKE THIS BURN BOBONGA BURN.
What do you mean "In the real world" though? I mean... just their looks and personalities? Do they have no powers or anything?
So if I choose morrigan she's just a hedonistic green/blue haired chick with a scottish accent but she isn't actually a succubus?
It's an important distinction. I'll bite. Katherine really could be a legit good girlfriend. I like your taste. We'd def fight a bit cause I'm a spender and she's almost certainly a saver. But honestly I want to change and start saving.
I posted Ashley Williams because we'd legit along. I like Miranda's looks more and she was great for my Sheperd, but I'm not entirely sure I wouldn't be friend zoned. But I think Ashley and I would actually get along.
The thing about those sort of relationships is that both the good gets rolereversed, and well as the bad.
Fuck i just want to cuddle with her
it would be too perfect
I dunno... I guess going places? Getting nice things? Being surprised with gifts?
..... Not stumbling home from the neighbors house piss drunk because you went over there to help shovel snow off their driveway?
She is kind, spunky, loyal and hella sexy. She'd be great
Who is she?
tippity top cream of the crop taste my man.
Then Ashley is my first choice. Oh wow. I forgot about Cassandra (DA:I) shoot. It's a tossup really. I'm gonna change my vote and go Cassandra. Also, I want to see Cassandra with her hair down.
I wish I could say I'd get along with Excella Gionne but she's downright evil and I'd end up having to testify against her in court. Isabella could be nice but I'm not gonna cuck myself in some open relationship and i'm not gonna have to wonder where she is everytime I call her and she doesn't answer her phone.
It's just a JoJo stand who incorporates strings in its ability.
Funny how my first response was "that looks cool", then.
oh fucking hell no
>Best friend during your younger years of causing trouble and tagging up the place
>People in your crew think you'd make a great couple but you both deny it saying you're only friends
>The years go by and one by one you and your friends get older and start to leave the crew
>You live your life a bit more professionally as you get your life in track and get a career/make a living.
>One day walking in the street you bump into someone
>You both decide to have lunch and reminiscence on old days
>You ask what she's up to
>She's married with two kids
>You're still alone living in a apartment
>You say your farewells as you think to yourself what could've been
She DOES care!
Well, thats what dad does, and mom hasn't left him yet. Somehow.
I guess having kids. Women seem to want that. And the companionship and love and all that.
Whats shitty... the rest, I guess. Having to clean the house and doing chores and whining that they're unappreciated.
How about Cube? Or Mew?
Or even that 99 gang? I wouldn't be able to take it if something were to happen to them
and that ass.
Good to see all these fellow Naotofags.
So good to see anons still see the greatness of Satou.
I dunno, mang, I seriously think there might be a nuclear reactor there. I wouldn't like a radioactive peepee.
Tho I'm a Kamikita man myself, I heartily agree with you.
I prefer Lissa but she's great too
She's fit alright, blond as well.
Puts on the wig and the uniform, and she's completelly in character until I blow my loads and fall asleep.
I appretiate her effort, but shit's so bizarre.
>How about Cube?
Moved away to take care of her old and withered family while supporting her family, husband with 5 kids
Committed suicide, daddy issues
>Or even that 99 gang?
You'll always be alone Even without my silly reasons for why you can't have a jet set waif
I lack experience with such things.
Was I at least close?
>tfw no gf who pushes you to be more responsible
Honestly, I could use that in my life.
Fuck you, anon, I don't need your reasons. I can make my own reasons for why I'll always be permasingle, thank you very much.
You all would actually get a long with these women in a committed relationship?
She buys everything with cash. "You really make that much money bar tending?" She just gives me this "don't make me poison you" look. I've since learned not to ask. She doesn't cook but we've got enough money for reasonably good takeout. Once you know her moods she's actually really great conversation. It caused some tension at first but she takes her stress out on me less and less with snarky comments. Life is really good.
>this anon doesn't shoot hadoukens at everyone's clothes to see people's bras
Look at this pleb and laugh.
She's terrible in game but perfect in fanart
She wouldn't ask for much other then a good computer, a pizza, and some alone time every now and then.
>tfw had that gf, in medschool and with a big brown butt.
>tfw I did the "right thing" and broke up with her because I'll never be the man she deserves.
I frequently shift between guilt and pride on that one.
>tfw your mormon gf sent you nudes for the first time last night
>tfw missed classed today because I was sick and she stressed how important grades are
Em I the only one that loves teasing Naoto? man shit was so cash in Q
>posting manliest girl's worst outfit
Nice cans of beans, fagboy.
You know, putting aside that she would
inevitably become a despair-hungry monster which would feed on innocent people were she to be in the real world with absolutely zero grief seeds
That aside, while it lasted, it would be heaven.
Mah fukin nigga
Incarnation of a goddess AND a pop idol? Sign me the fuck up.
Has empathy from being bullied as a child because of her eyes. Successful, runs a gym and is a fashion model. gives really good hugs. wears her heart on her wing. kinky.
Is also a japanese girl who can speak naughty to you in french
>not liking beans
It's like you don't know KoF and beaners go together.
Hm... okay, guess I'll go back to my usual "worship the ground she walks on and let her beat me up for stress relief" strategy.
its up to you to hug her and fill her heart with glee
It's called being a dense motherfucker. He too intrigues me. Every time he shows up, people tear into him, breaking down his sense of self worth, making him feel like shit and it's clear it affects him, he still bounces back.
>when you assume you make an ass out of "u" and "me"
If she were real then you could reverse engineer her parts and make robot waifus for all of us.
Sister version is superior
Before anyone asks, there's a PSG game for the Vita.
She'd be one of those super-moms, working a career, taking care of the kids, fixing dinner, you name it. All according to a very strict set of rules.
You're there to let her blow off steam, and appretiate the little things in life.
Everyone needs alone time every now and then to help recuperate, but I would like to help her warm up to the idea of being together more often. Maybe just go in and hug her in the beginning to start off and see how it goes.
She actually is, just not originally so.
OP simply asked for characters from video games, no mention of them having to be their source material.